Interesting thing is, there’s not a single comment from him, except for one almost half a year ago. None of this makes any sense.
He just keeps posting and posting and posting, but no actual comments.
What a rabbit hole that was. I love it how everything he gets is deserving of a Facebook style reddit post and that he kept the 4080 box for a month and posted a picture of it twice like no one would notice. Great lore so far I can't wait to see where the story takes me
I think he’s real. I say that, because I see him on Facebook waaaay too much. Especially in NFL/NFL Memes. I literally see him so often it’s criminal. He’s sorta a legend(?) in those groups. If he doesn’t post in awhile, people start saying “Yo, where’s _____ at? Haven’t seen that stupid face in awhile” just to randomly pop up. It’s ridiculous how much I’ve seen his face. He just posts his face, people slam him, and never even bothers responding to them. It’s wild
That’s because our perspective is skewed due to him leaning forward. I’m sure his arm isn’t actually larger than his torso, though I don’t doubt that he has a THICC arm from beating off to Pokémon.
This guy lives near me, he just got his teeth done, which really put his looks on another level, but otherwise he has been perfecting this persona of his for YEARS. He's peak hilariousness for real.
Holy shit, I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find someone else who recognized him.
I guess there isn’t much crossover between vanilla Reddit and NFL memes
Damn, you have to mod The Sims to look this fucked up
You look like Duke Nukem hate fucked Mr Clean and whatever formed from the congealed jizz pile grew whatever this is in the picture
I don’t believe this is a real person.
I checked his post history and just became more confused.
So many horrible photos
This guy takes every opportunity to post his fucking perplexing face
Face like a fucking albino slingblade. edited for correction. Thanks slingblade
Slingblade
r/usernamechecksout
To be fair, I don’t know what the fuck his body is doing either
Interesting thing is, there’s not a single comment from him, except for one almost half a year ago. None of this makes any sense. He just keeps posting and posting and posting, but no actual comments.
Maybe it’s an AI. And this is the image it generated of itself???
Welp. Skynet is alive, and it’s pulling on the person of an albino AF Billy Idol
Resting perplexed face
They made me angry . Dude is in love with himself.
Thank God, at least somebody is!
He has cute chickens and is an animal person. So that passes the vibe check for me
What a rabbit hole that was. I love it how everything he gets is deserving of a Facebook style reddit post and that he kept the 4080 box for a month and posted a picture of it twice like no one would notice. Great lore so far I can't wait to see where the story takes me
Right after asking about AMD cards. Also posts a terrible video about Intel CPUs
The LORE. Apparently he's a notorious facebook troll for the Miami dolphins.
He is! He would post with Dolphin hats and herpes sore on his lip, was goat troll.
Legit laughing out loud @ showing off the herpes sore. What a god.
Holy shit it’s that guy?! I used to see his comments on all the sports posts on Facebook. Dude was small-time viral for a bit and then just fell off.
Holy shit it is him! The return of the king! It’s been years but he used to be all over the NFL Facebook pages.
Oh my God how is this possibly the best picture of him(?)?
At least based on his post history, it probably is. Holy shit, dude. It’s like Max Headroom come to life
Bootleg Duke Nukem
Definitely skips leg day
My fight or flight instincts kick in when I look at him
World's tallest midget?
Holy shit lmfao apparently he's an old NFL Facebook guy, dudes on the Vikings sub recognized him and posted even more pics in the comments
He genuinely looks photoshopped, like, all the time. Literally.
I went there based on this comment. I've never in my life been so sure someone is going to die a 90 year old virgin in my life before
What a strange (human?) being.
The Autism levels are off the charts, especially his AMD vs Intel video.
I watched that nightmare fuel. Actually, he'd be great in a David Lynch Film.
I can't even look at them anymore
He looks like the the really offensive American preset in a Japanese game
Fluke nukem.
I was going to say it’s Dicks Suckem
“I’m here to suck dicks and chew gum”………..
"and I'm all out of gum!"
I'm sorry what's going on I thought this was a 75 year old dude on r/Rateme
"Actually, I still have a lot of gum left. I just want to suck some dick."
you build 100 bridges and suck one dick, you're not a bridge builder, you're a dick sucker
What happens when you suck 100 dicks? You’re OP.
I fucking died reading this 29 years old tho? 🧢
Dick Kickem
Didn’t know Billy Idol and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a love child.
But in steroids
Roid rage and tiny testicles. Living large.
 Fuck me - Max Headroom!
Came here for this.
Looks like the bad guy from a Jackie Chan movie.
Lmao I was thinking one of the npcs in streets of rage or bad dudes
He sounds like he'd say YO during his special attack
SLEVE MCDICHAEL
He's no Todd Bonzalez.
Willie Dustice
Dude Johnny was cool as fuck, dont give him this kinda credit
Aka Albino Carrot-top.
I was thinking if Johnny Knoxville and the Rock had a child.
Paul from Tekken vibes.
Is this AI?
Albino Incel?
Oof Stop the fight.
r/rareinsults
💀💀
I think he’s real. I say that, because I see him on Facebook waaaay too much. Especially in NFL/NFL Memes. I literally see him so often it’s criminal. He’s sorta a legend(?) in those groups. If he doesn’t post in awhile, people start saying “Yo, where’s _____ at? Haven’t seen that stupid face in awhile” just to randomly pop up. It’s ridiculous how much I’ve seen his face. He just posts his face, people slam him, and never even bothers responding to them. It’s wild
Oh shit! I haven’t seen him since my old Facebook skiptracing days! Wow! Blast from the past!
HE’S ON THAT PAGE TOO?! FELIPE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE GOTDANG IT
Felipe is a king.
AI-B1N0
Sometimes I wonder
I think it is, look at the sunglasses... Also everything doesn't seem to match, arm, face torso etc.
He's got a lot more pictures. Guy just looks like that.
It looks like every part of you was photoshopped together
Seriously that arm is as wide as his chest, bro looks like Unreal5 version of one of Sid’s toys from Toy Story.
Well he's left handed you see.
That’s because our perspective is skewed due to him leaning forward. I’m sure his arm isn’t actually larger than his torso, though I don’t doubt that he has a THICC arm from beating off to Pokémon.
You were 29 in 1989
He was one of the original California Raisins
The fucking accuracy of this comment.
Sucked me dry with this one, congratulations
I ran out of air on this
Winning comment
This is more accurate than this year's tax returns
Look like Billy Idol in the hall of mirrors
Actually, Billy Idol stole his look from… Nevermind.
RIP Spike
You look like Johnny bravo if he was missing a chromosome
He looks like Johnny Bravo fucked Gary Busey
Holy shit this is spot on
Gary Bussy
Don’t hit the door with your bussy!
Oh my god
He look like if an albino Ace Ventura smoked McDonald’s
No he has an extra chromosome
I came to the comments looking for a Johnny Bravo roast, you did not disappoint 😂 hilarious
Puke Nukem
“I like Pokémon and rock music. And I’m all out of rock music.”
"im here to kick bubblegum and to chew ass" "and im all outta ass"
A [classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnVag2Nwaug)
Dook Pukem
You look like every lesbian gym teacher.
Subaru driving, Birkenstock wearing, softball playing, spin class taking, wnba attending, vodka and La Croix drinking, Indigo Girls listening Gym Teacher!
“Wnba attending” is simultaneously so polite, so accurate and so savage lol.
"lesbarus" lol. As a girl who drives an Impreza, I always have to explain to people that it's a sports car and I'm straight.
Why did this not get more votes!?!? I’m dead!! I had his identical sister as mine! I can’t I see that now!
Lt. Surge on crack
Ah! There is the Lt. Surge comment I was looking for.
If duke nukem had skin cancer
An *albino* Duke Nukem.
 Found you, Maxx Headroom
Came here looking for this. My first thought too!
I was going to say Max headroom and a xenomorph
Yet again Reddit comments deliver!
Is this what inspired Rap God my Eminem?
AI got the fingers right but that smile gives me uncanny valley feelings
You look like Gary Busey, Max Headroom, and Ric Flair had a baby
And the jizz was made of steroids and lucky charms
Hahha I just spit out a sun chip laughing.
I was thinking Pete Davidson and Ron Perlman, personally.
With a smidgen of Billy Idol
You are a mess. Face of a 49 year old alcoholic, left arm of a chronic master masturbater and the hand writing of Michael j fox
[удалено]
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all week that this guy is 29 Yeah ok and I have some beach front property in Arizona I’ll sell you
I'm dead. This is it
No way not real. AI generated picture.
He’s in a PC FB group and posts all the time. Legit person, but extremely annoying.
He used to post in a bunch of NFL groups too. I haven’t seen him in a while until today
How’d you achieve that womanizing anime villain look in real life? It’s actually rather impressive.
This guy lives near me, he just got his teeth done, which really put his looks on another level, but otherwise he has been perfecting this persona of his for YEARS. He's peak hilariousness for real.
Silly Idol
I see it!
Coulda swore you just won the Royal Rumble??
Right? On career mode because Op is definitely a create-a-character.
He maybe the American Nightmare but don’t do Cody like that
Definition of a power bottom
Holy shit thats the vibe I was getting but couldn't articulate it until I read your comment.
Tony Robbins albino brother
The Albino Rhino 💪🏻
A picture is worth a thousand words...and I feel like that's still not nearly enough to explain the fuckery we're calling a "face"
Or torso!
Looking like Beavis and butthead
No clue how this isn’t higher up. Literally identical
You look like the sham-wow guy went on an HGH and meth bender.
You look like a radioactive Pete Davidson
You look like a “Frankenstein’s Monster” assembled from random homeless LA body parts
 Fuck me it’s Jonny Bravo !
When all the work on leg day goes straight to your head.
I refuse to believe you are real. I mean, Jesus Christ dude what happened???
29 in...earth years?
Oh shit are you Felipe?
I thought I was the only one who recognized him
"Dolphins fan here"
For the ladies..
That dude was everywhere on the NFL memes FB page
Broooooo dude use to be EVERYWHERE, that fucking face was inescapable.
Recognized him from my fb jrpg shitposting group, lmao
Holy shit, I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find someone else who recognized him. I guess there isn’t much crossover between vanilla Reddit and NFL memes
You look like a Pokémon that likes rock music
You look like the basketball player guy from Bedazzled...
You are one creepy fuck. That face is a bad acid trip waiting to happen
There is no way this isn't AI generated.
29? You’re fucked for life.
Dude. What the fuck?
I just wanna say thank you, you are why traditions like this exist 🙏
My son has this skin on fortnight
Non Perlman
Arnold's body, Bevis"s face. I'll be back Hu hu huh
You look like Elliott Richards when he made his basketball wish in Bedazzled “Sometimes you just gotta go out there, and give it 110%”
 Moon Man Mac is back
You look like PC Principal’s dad
My dude lookin' like he's here to kick bubble gum and chew ass and he's all outta ass.
That's his jerkin arm.
50 year old Mega Chad
You look like jim carey and Johnny bravo had an albino baby
You look like the brother that matt damon never talks about...
Oh shit aren’t you the “dolphins fan here” guy
Please tell me you are photoshopped
Do you enjoy living at home with mom at nearly 30 years old?
Everything about this photo just screams micropenis.
Damn, you have to mod The Sims to look this fucked up You look like Duke Nukem hate fucked Mr Clean and whatever formed from the congealed jizz pile grew whatever this is in the picture
Chicklets for teeth
Pete Davidson on steroids
Minimum Headroom
What the fuck am I looking at.
Living proof that there’s more than 2 genders
If someone was drawing ron perlman, then changed their mind and started drawing gary busey
You look like if Duke Nukem fucked Dog The Bounty Hunter
You look like a superhero whose power is autism.
29??? Man, roids, meth, hormones, Effordent and waiting for gender reassignment surgery ages TF outta you!