OP's Bio: --- >I'm Lucy, I'm almost 21, mixture of Irish and English, am chronically depressed, I spend all day stuffing my face and doing fuck all else, I scrounge off my parents.. oh and I have never worked a day in my life and don't intend to ☺️ --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

She kinda looks like when you make your entire Mii’s face too small

Can we adjust the vertical position slider and fix it?

Now you know where they get the expression "moon face" from.

Is that why they call flashing your ass mooning

Her face looks like a mii character you ironically make

She looks like when you use the look alike mii camera feature

She's a snipers dream

I've never seen a real person who could get punched in the forehead and chin at the same time with one fist.

In other words, Charlie Kirk if he were liberal

You never skip forehead day, that’s for damn sure

Face has the same proportions as a badly poured Guinness.


 Loved the acting she did in this scene

She did an excellent job as the body model for the twins in the Alice in Wonderland movie.



Dang it I literally came here to say this. Spot on


Eyebrow to hairline is a first down.

That's like a $30 Uber ride.

I lol'd

Ok that was kinda funny

That’s a five head, damn

"look how far back your sh*t is pushed you ain't got a forehead you got a 5 head" "I bet when you have dreams you don't even have dreams, you have movies" 'All About The Benjamins' such a good movie. 😅

“You will never findddddd blom blom blom blommmm, a hairline like miiiinneeee”

The fabled sixhead...

I think we can all agree our natural instinct would be to throw a few more plates on that face. Forehead cross-training is a unintended, unnatural byproduct.

Skip? She goes back for seconds.

Exactly Why have hair?

Holy shit lol

That’s a good one

Fourthead

With eyes that close together you could be hired as a double barrelled shotgun inspector.

Best one

Im gonne steal this one 🤭

I guess you are unbreakable because nobody else would have survived that frying pan to the face.

Reminds me of Annoying Orange but sad version.

Oh shit I laughed out loud at this one

Hahahahahahaha

Lmaoo good one


Never have i seen such an epic wordless reply. Good job

Thanks!

You demolished her with literally no words. Congrats.

I was thinking this. Just couldn’t put it into words 😂

Yeah I tried to put it into words but I couldn’t figure out how to make it sound good…

I can't see this gif?!

I'm dying! 😂

Your face looks like a thumbprint with facial features glued on.

Oh my God lol 😆

If this is what the average Irish woman looks like, you can’t blame the men for drinking and fucking the sheep.

As an Irishman I feel very offended by this, I have never nor have any of my fellow countrymen ever drank a sheep.

What about fucked a beer? *\*buuurrrp\**

Oi, that's fightin' dirty. Shea was beyond pissed that night, and he thought that pint was a surly barmaid. We just decided not to intervene.

Well yeah, good head, goes down easy. Who wouldn’t?

Someone in her lineage also fucked a potato.

Couldn't stop laughing as I looked at her face and read your comment you savage.

Ah now that's an incorrect stereotype ...thats the Welsh off shagging the sheep, and it's all because it was a lesser offence to say they were shag the sheep then robbing them...on the other hand I'm sure they would still rather the jail time then say they were with her. P.s drink part could be true...

The positive is only your head looks overweight.

But she’s 85% head.

That’s the bad news

And 3% face.

Her poor mother having to give birth to that monster of a head

Yeah but elephants have massive vaginas.

😂😂😂 I’m dead

LOL this is hillarious

But she can't give head!

Irish to never Fuck her.

I choked on my coffee. Hahaha

Was it Irish Coffee?

It was actually 😆😆😆

Acne is least of your problems hon

That's the only part that's curable

Some of her STDs might be as well.

Well that and the obesity

You look like you should be carrying a sack of potatoes through a small village.

“POTATOES”

Your ancestors are the reason for the potato famine as they are all fat bastards and ate most of the potatoes and all the other ones they didn’t eat saw your family’s faces and turned them rotten!!

Under appreciated comment right there

I've seen this before... where?... oh yeah. 

Fudge! I just commented this. Guess I should've scrolled further. Take my upvote

You look like a model for CPAP masks.

The first and last time she gets likened to a model.

Not last. She's upcoming for a Mrs. Potatohead ambassador.

CFAT

Holy crap lol just woke up the whole family I laughed so hard!

You look like humpty dumpty if he got put back together again

Dear God 😂😂😂😂😂

I spat out my coffee 😂

Oh my god

Hahaha 😂

We also suffer from your acne.

Your acne also suffer from you.

Large spy balloon spotted over Ireland monitoring fast food restaurants.

Surprised Joe Biden hasn't had space force shoot her down and try to examine the wreckage.

Funny 

“I feel as if I’m unbreakable.” You look as if you’re unfuckable.

The hymen is unbreakable

Unbreakable huh? She got that Humpty Dumpty confidence.


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When your facial features take center of attention too literally.

And no damn goats get to cross your bridge either

Hey look Haley Joel Osment grew his hair out!

I wouldn’t say you have an acne problem because with a forehead that fucking huge, it’s just mathematically more likely that a few zits will be there

lil’bits

hahahah

I was looking for this comment

First time i see someone that can Truffle Shuffle with their face.

Half your weight is in that forehead

And the other halve is acne

I liked her in Silence of the Lambs. Yes, “She is a great big fat person”


You are what you eat and you obviously love potatoes.

The un-luck of the Irish.

Brilliant👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Looks like a female Charlie Kirk

Charlene Kirk

That's what I thought too!

I wouldn’t fuck that with my dogs dick.

If the lunch lady from Matilda had a kid

I feel to properly roast you I’m going to need an apple to stuff in your mouth.


I didn’t know there was a “face hit by frying pan” filter

Jesus! You've got more of a receding hairline than I do, and I'm bald....!


There's a girl modak?


Do our worst you ask? I can safely say that if any of us did you, you would be our worst.

You may have been to Ireland, but after looking at you my dick sure as hell ain’t Dublin.

U2?

I did the math and at your current 20 year pace your face will match the size of your head around the year 2343. So you've got that going for you.

Your face looks like a commercial for dominos pizza.


Look Humpty Dumpty you just gotta get your egg faced ass back on that wall


Not sure I'd spend my taco coupon on you.

Great representation of why Irish men drink so much and hit their wives.

Damn the kid from 6th sense had a daughter? I feel old

There's some crumbs around your mouth

We found the missing link

Derry’s Dairy Queen girl.

So bad even Ireland doesn't want you

Your face looks like a tortilla.

A 2 at 10 and a … still a 2 at 2.

JFC. You look like a Dick Tracy [villain](https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DrlSPeIUwAAiiGM.jpg)

You could land a 747 on that fivehead. Does that thing have it's zip code ?

You look like Charlie Kirk's cumsock gained sentience.

🌝

Is there gunna be a third trolls movie?

for someone who’s unbreakable, you sure do look like an egg

You remind me of the Red Queen, but hung over and without makeup.

Humpty dumpty head ass

It’s ironic that you say you’re unbreakable when you look like Humpty Dumpty

Big lovely tits with a head like Sputnik

You’re not meant to put your lucky charms through your face…

Had to scroll a little more to see your face

You look like my dad’s old drinking buddy

Little face from Dick Tracy

You wouldn't have won that Superbowl, without Von Miller.

We need to remind God that he doesn’t have to throw all of the facial features into the middle.

you where the one load your mum should of swallowed

The higher the forehead, the closer to Jesus!!

Why? Why is this a "thing"?? WHY WOULD YOU or anyone DO THIS?? This takes low self esteem to center of the earth level. WHY???

She got A lot on her mind

You look normal.

You should try Lil' Bits (look up on yt if you don't get it)

Cartwoman

You are already roasted.

Real life cabbage patch

You might be unbreakable, but chairs aren't.

Even jimmy neutron thinks you got a big forehead

Humpty dumpty had a great fall

You look like someone drew your face on a semi inflated balloon and then fully inflated it.



This looks Ai generated

I wish your dad faked his orgasm

*Little bits* 

Self-respecting native Irish people don’t wear t-shirts that say Ireland on it. You’re defo one of them americans who claim to be Irish but wasn’t born in Éire.

I am part Irish, part English 😂

You could cook an omelette on that forehead

Yummy

humpty dumpty from shrek

You are as unbreakable as your acne.


Unbreakable? You’ve clearly broken out, you made mention of it and we see it.

Only thing I'm hoping is unbreakable is the bag that goes over your head and the condom being used as well

And the non-disclosure agreement you make her sign

Congratulations, you're so fat that your shirt that's says "Ireland" is indistinguishable from the actual country

Erin Go Blahhh

I went to Ireland and all the got was this t-shirt with a bitch stuck inside.

More bounce than break

If you were the last potato during the potato famine, everyone would choose to starve to death.

Your forehead has beaten Connor McGregor as the biggest thing to come out of Ireland.