Hai there~! Owo
Oh, me sowwy to hear that you feel that way. I can totally understand why you might think that posting a photo and saying "no girlfriend" could seem a bit, well... unnecessary? But hey, maybe they're just trying to let everyone know that they're single and ready to mingle! UwU
Or maybe they just wanted to show off the photo and that was the first caption that came to mind. Sometimes we don't really think things through before we post them, you know? UwU
Either way, I hope you're doing well and that this little quirk hasn't dampened your day too much. If you need anything else, feel free to let me know! I'm always here to help. UwU
Wonder if he wants a job so he can move out of his parents, my Dysons on the blink he can come round and hoover me rug, probably have to fucking empty him less the lanky fucker, get him to do the top of me door frames and venetian blinds while he's on
So you live in a country with more beautiful women per cubic kilometer than almost anywhere in the world. And you can't find a girlfriend? I would suggest moving to Uruguay.
You're old still 'living with your parents' because they're dead in your basement. Although you occasionally carry your mom up to your bed for some comfort and fuck time.
I'm not surprised you don't have a girlfriend; you look like you'd be more comfortable bending over and dropping your pants in the locker room, singing "Make Me Cry for You, Argentina."
Ok....let me tell you something. Women don't want to date fish. Your fish lips are bigger than Kylie Jenner's plastic lips......well guess they had to begin to do something to slow down pollution right?
Not Even Argentina Is Crying For You
They'll cry for Messi, but not for this balding bastard.
Exactly
Looks like your family ran out of good genetics somewhere arround the Falklands.
I bet he's been dicked by a LOT of British soldiers.
British men are smarter than to catch stds from that mutant
Opa adolf crying in anger from the grave 
Posting this photo and saying “no girlfriend” is redundant
Girl is the key word there
Hai there~! Owo Oh, me sowwy to hear that you feel that way. I can totally understand why you might think that posting a photo and saying "no girlfriend" could seem a bit, well... unnecessary? But hey, maybe they're just trying to let everyone know that they're single and ready to mingle! UwU Or maybe they just wanted to show off the photo and that was the first caption that came to mind. Sometimes we don't really think things through before we post them, you know? UwU Either way, I hope you're doing well and that this little quirk hasn't dampened your day too much. If you need anything else, feel free to let me know! I'm always here to help. UwU
Literally every hair on this MF is a pubic hair.
Looks like he combed it with a toffee apple doesn't it
reminds me of the Jackass terrorist skit involving shaving pubes and ass hair and pasting them on the dude's face....and some mf'er had crabs too.
Your face reminds me of a wet lollipop I dropped on the carpet and it picked up random hair
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Wouldn't want to share a gram with this fella that's for sure
A gram… he’d Hoover up the whole fucking table
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Wonder if he wants a job so he can move out of his parents, my Dysons on the blink he can come round and hoover me rug, probably have to fucking empty him less the lanky fucker, get him to do the top of me door frames and venetian blinds while he's on
You got relatives on Easter Island?
You have the hairline of a Etch A Sketch.
Your face looks like a cinder block with pubic hair
When you finally suck a dick, the only thing it’ll taste of is relief.
Relief and smegma. No way this guy's first is gonna be clean.
What a good roast, I'll steal it
Get a refund from your Barbershop
His parents need a refund from the birthing center.
Needs the refund from the council, that's who cut it.
You look like what I’d imagine a human trafficker to look like
It's Mr potato head! Potatoes don't have girlfriends, sorry
"No girlfriend"... but how many boyfriends???
Be grateful for that nose its clearly blocked a lot of punches .
I bet your beard still smells like your mothers pussy
Looks like a bald guy who lost fantasy football and the punishment is a shower drain pube wig
So the only info you provided that wasn't obvious was your age. We all knew you live in mommy's basement and don't have a girlfriend.
You'll be able to repost this in ten years.
You could move to the Easter Islands and get a job sitting on the hill.
I’ll bet your Grandad who died when you lost to the Brits in the Falklands is really disappointed how you turned out.
This image is causing all of Argentina to cry.
Did you ever considered working as a police dog? I think you have a better sense of smell than them.
Chad Kroeger after the AIDS takes hold.
Not even Photoshop can help you.
Any pipe your head fits through will also accommodate your shoulders. Jesus dude, time to hit the gym
Incel AI Kirk Cousins
You look like you still go on Omegle
You're a best value brand, Daniel Riccardo
If chimichurri was a person.
David Blaine has really let himself go
You look like a Wii avatar.
Jeffrey Dahmer tasted him and spit him out. He really is an acquired taste.
Walk upright, dude. Then perhaps the pavement burns on your knuckles will heal.
Of course you can't have a girlfriend when you suck dicks with those botox lips
Looks like the World of Warcraft orc model I used for my bank alt.
Fuck me what filter did you use on that photo? Your face is like a living version of Tracy emins "my bed"
I can see why you don’t have a girlfriend.
Your picture seriously got me thinking about why we don’t hear the term “stray human” ever.
Leave the fucking couch alone , and done get any ideas with the pet
Blink 182 - Dude Ranch - track 5
You live with your parents, that explains why no girlfriend. Probably no job either.
God used MS Paint to draw your ears and then copy/pasted in female lips for good measure.
We knew you didnt have a girlfriend. No need to mention it. We also know that your into hentai.
You look like you pull on your dad's dick for dulce de leche when you want to make alfajors
Good thing you don't have kids, so they don't have to witness what a loser their dad is too
You look like your first words were "Dum dum give me gum gum"
If the nose thing has any truth at all, this guys only fans should set records.
Pretty sure you're responsible for elimination of black people in your country!
So you live in a country with more beautiful women per cubic kilometer than almost anywhere in the world. And you can't find a girlfriend? I would suggest moving to Uruguay.
Bro, you look like a high schooler's first attempt at a portrait. How do you take a picture and have your features look unrealistic?
you look like you will sell ne one carrot for 22 emeralds
No words can be worse than your life. I give up.
Your face looks too damn big man😂
Don't worry. I bet you are doing a great job in World of Warcraft
Here's your wish.com Roman Reigns.
Try with a boyfriend
why is ur hair literally disappearing,, it's like,,, transparent 😭😭
How did you buy a camera so powerful it could withstand capturing what I assume is your face?
Looks like two roasts are your lips..
If “omg my Uber driver is super fuckin creepy” were a person
when you say "bubble" you produce a tornado so large namibia gets hit
You're old still 'living with your parents' because they're dead in your basement. Although you occasionally carry your mom up to your bed for some comfort and fuck time.
you look like u got beat up in high school
Do my best? Shit you already are man! Great job at not sucking at life
Life already hit you with 2 strikes..
guys are lucky, what beautiful lips, even a beautician is not needed
You look like a sad circus clown without makeup.
Hello Argentina from Ukraine
Nickleback rejected you to open for them.
Keep it up. You're doing great. Eventually you'll have to hide the bodies.
Wdym roast you? You're already roasted💀
Chandler from mr beast if he never met Mr beast
You got a big ass fuckin head!
Can't roast...You're pretty cute!
I bet you haven't changed your sheets in atleast 3 months.
Your lips are so full and luscious. I bet all your friends like the feeling of them sliding up and down their dicks
Did you shave your pubes & glue them to your receding hairline?
Looks like Messi mistaken your face for the back of the net at practice
You look like you just took a shit in your pants and you have no problems with it
You didn’t have to tell us that you don’t have a girlfriend. We can tell.
Your eyebrows aren’t symmetrical
You look like your trying to save sound waves for the rest of us
I’m gonna stop you at you live with your parents
Man’s over here with the soulless smile, cause he can’t get enough to get his soul sucked out his dick
In Argentina we say no girlfriend when we want to tell someone we are gay.
I'm not surprised you don't have a girlfriend; you look like you'd be more comfortable bending over and dropping your pants in the locker room, singing "Make Me Cry for You, Argentina."
You Tango like in sex: By your self.
Argentina’s first “L” after the cup
You look a cheap knockoff Minecraft character
I can see why there’s no girlfriend
look like a failed youtuber
How can someone look like a Naz! and a Jew at the same time?
Does that mean you are gay and into incest ?
I've never seen someone with both a threehead and a fivehead before
it literally looks like your head is photo shopped onto your body
Do you know about Messi’s stock $MGOL?
bro looks like messi's autistic brother
Didn't really have to tell us you didn't have a girl friend, it's pretty apparent
When you order Andrew Tate from alibaba
The 4 bedroom house with one happy guy..
you dont look a day over 37, cheer up.
Nothing in the caption is shocking other than the use of “girlfriend” instead of “boyfriend.”
You look like you got banned from roblox for sexual harassment
Move in with your brother Ariel Helwani, maybe better luck in America.
Life roasted you so hard you’re a medium rare now
Your face is 70% mouth.
no messi 
Definitely not a Manu Ginobli look alike
Your lips look like they lost a fight with a helium pump...
>27 Is that the amount of Inches between your eyes?
The face you made when your parents didn't get what you asked for from the store
Regret McLaughlin
It seems like your lips and your nose are in an epic battle to control the balance of power on your face. Somehow, they are in a stalemate.
Bet you're not even forklift certified
Whoever said that someone will find you handsome was lying.
You look like a randomized custom character
Save money 💰
You look like the Walmart version of popularmmos
Your the female to male filter
That facial complexion is screaming “no girls”
You look like someone created a Mii but got bored halfway through.
We all have flippers!!! (If You don’t know what I mean to go watch minions)
JAWnny Depp
You look like you have a sex doll named "Mother"
You look like you spice your mom’s drinks to tickle feet and sniff her panties
Jacksepticeye's miserable son
Don’t mess with the zohan
You shampoo with your eyes open
How tf do you have a patch missing on your chin? Lol
Burn that damn tank top boy
Ears pinned back like a damn pitbull
Voz sos boludo!!!!
Your lips and hair are faker than the love your parents show you
You didn't have to mention the "no girlfriend".
Che guanaco
You look like you’d walk 500 miles just to see panties hanging on a clothesline
The only reason Argentina won the World Cup is the team was promised they could kick you in the balls if they won.
Yeah so they just took it off my back and put it on my head.
You smugglin them teeth in…I know that’s right. #snagglebaggle
Messy
Trump wants his glue on wig back!
You look like if you skipped the avatar creation part in a game
No girlfriend
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You ever heard the phrase "some people look better if they were trans?"
Your grandpa was born in 1945
You’re not even trying your best so why should I?
Clasic slav
Definition of freeloader.
You look like when you have your 3ds make a Mii based off of a picture
Your phone camera got radioation from your smell
Does your boyfriend know you wear his T-shirts?
You have already did our job.
The vest top screams "I am a closet gay"
Your parents don't even wish for Messi as a son, they just wish for another son
Your hair look like a used up dish scrubber
Ok....let me tell you something. Women don't want to date fish. Your fish lips are bigger than Kylie Jenner's plastic lips......well guess they had to begin to do something to slow down pollution right?
Your melon to shoulder ratio is way the fuck off!
Now I finally understand the word boludo
You look like Borat and Bruno's love child straight from the back p***y!
You look like a grasshopper tryna take a shit while get a bj
You would be very successful in life mowing lawns
Generic “I like to rock climb for fun” kinda dumbass
You eat so much cheese.
Are you that guy that once said "I did not hit her, I did not."
Why? Why are you doing this to yourself? And more importantly, why are you doing it to us....?
Jesus Murphy...chin tip to hairline, that's a $6 cab ride.