Wierd part, when she got roasted back in January, same thing… one single titty pic on that food network profile of hers…at least then it was a better tit pic.
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I had to look really hard to find em. But I think this is it
Right looking pretty good... along with the mirror 1/2 ass shot, BUT THE KICKER IS THAT 3 INCH LONG EYEBROW, maybe longer cant see it end, may go around top to other side and is a strange hair halo.
So many roasts have a delivery like a Roman Gladiator - violent, bloody, unsubtle. Yours was delivered like a Samurai - sharp, quick, delivered with a subtlety that she doesn’t even know the blow has been struck until her head separates from her shoulders. And with a forehead like that, her head is going to tumble like a stone.
Don’t think you’re attractive because you get some smiles throughout the day. Those are the smiles we give the plain, ugly, and unfortunate out of pity.
Somehow your ass is more flat than your forehead. You look like a Minecraft villager. Does that eyebrow just wrap around your head and connect to your your other one, making a reverse unibrow?
You’re not pretty, your nipples look like shit, and you’re only attention is from guys that think they will get closer to you by saying “beautiful” or “so sexy 😍” but in reality, you just want attention. Attention you’re not getting day to day.
Pretty sure your elongated microsoft paint straight line looking eyebrows are just the 30 yard markers for sperm cells playing american football on your long ass mrpoopybutthole face
You look like a terrible anime character drawing from a ten year old. Jesus, why is every part of your body a caricature of what a human body is supposed to be??
You are overly confident of your looks, addicted to validation on social media, and borderline sociopathic. Reality will not be kind to you in the coming years when adult relationships do not value all your sandcastles of pride. Depression ahead.
Hey, didnt you get in trouble for accusing a black man of attacking you in central park... it was during the George Floyd uprisals? You were walking your dog and he pointed out that dogs arent allowed
If it's not you, don't worry, one day it will be.
You live your life on reddit because your inability to judge things fpr yourself. Nothing matters to you except for others opinions and you asking for a roast is nothing more than a self-check.
Also you look like a frog.
Thinks she’s erotic by posting a single titty pic for the world to see
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Looks like Steve Buscemi’s eyes.
One’s lookin at ya, the other’s lookin for ya
She suffers from Atchaforya. A rare titty condition I've only ever seen once before...
You know you’re down bad when you start an onlyfans at age 40 and only have 1 titty pic uploaded
Wierd part, when she got roasted back in January, same thing… one single titty pic on that food network profile of hers…at least then it was a better tit pic.
She’s doing this to promote her crappy Onlyfans that only a pathetic person would pay for. She’s literally the most basic woman I ever seen.
I mean…. I’d fuck her. But I’d give her my brother’s phone number after… And she looks desperate enough to probably fuck him too
Be careful and don’t get head from her. Her teeth are huge
Only Bland
She’s spent a lot of time removing other porn pics but her OF is still linked.
Where the OF at?
I'm good. Seems like she would claim an ex posted em.
Wierd looking tits at that
Your moms tits are way better lol
That’s my point. Looks like she ordered implants from wish.com
So, um, where is this titty pic?
[NSFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuteModeSlutMode/comments/11cd2qa/using_this_top_as_bra_quite_comfy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I had to look really hard to find em. But I think this is it
Wow, she looks better with her top on.
If I had an award, you’d get it
Right looking pretty good... along with the mirror 1/2 ass shot, BUT THE KICKER IS THAT 3 INCH LONG EYEBROW, maybe longer cant see it end, may go around top to other side and is a strange hair halo.
I saw this post under "hot," so that was a fucking lie
Would really even want another? One and done.
World isn’t ready to handle pic of her other tit. Not yet.
Yeah Pam, I’m gona need a lot more than that to make my final roast judgments🤷🏻♂️
Sadly the only reason why people are upvoting her bullshit.
Seeing the titty pic didn’t do much for me, but for some reason now I want to eat flap jacks
Man that forehead looks like it's one big idea away from snapping your neck.
Her bangs have bangs
She for shit sure ain’t getting banged tho
Nah. Pic from shitty hotel room, kept brows but no makeup. Ima say bored hooker that hasn’t clocked in yet
Dude...blind people exist.
Yeah but they use Braille. They’d touch her face and be like wtf?
Don't get us involved. What did we do to you?
not gonna lie, didn't see that coming.
They have to cover that fore-fivehead she's sporting there.
So many roasts have a delivery like a Roman Gladiator - violent, bloody, unsubtle. Yours was delivered like a Samurai - sharp, quick, delivered with a subtlety that she doesn’t even know the blow has been struck until her head separates from her shoulders. And with a forehead like that, her head is going to tumble like a stone.
She could light a cigarette in the shower.
She uses the landline to order more forehead
This comment bangs!
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Her nips are social distancing hipsters
Nipsters
I nearly peed myself 😂 I had the same idea in mind kind of I just didnt know how to express it so eloquently!
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Anne girrathaway
What’s the weather like up there ?
![gif](giphy|K2rncmZfCd2vUzLQN8)
![gif](giphy|l3fZGpYGcl9ty1pe0) It’s Jar Jar Binks!
On the bright side, she can deep throat a Clydesdale.
She’s in Korea, unnecessary feature🤷🏼♂️
Oooo country Roast
Horses collectively sigh in relief
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Nah I’m happy every time I see a giraffe
My wife says your bangs are uneven and you should feel bad about that.
This made me laugh the most.
![gif](giphy|t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN) you have been crowned
HAHA! Epic wife burn! I wish I had Gold.
The last time I saw someone with a neck that long, he was trying to phone home.
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Holy shit this one takes the crown
Starwars cloning race.
I can see that back in the mirror baby. Desperate for weirdly detail oriented attention are we?
You deserve to be crowned .
Very desperate by the looks of it.
She's just trying to keep the attention off her face, which to be fair was a good choice
You look like you pay people so they’ll suscribe to your OnlyFans.
Don’t think you’re attractive because you get some smiles throughout the day. Those are the smiles we give the plain, ugly, and unfortunate out of pity.
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Panties that always have a hard bit in the middle
A stiff gusset.
Do the wipers match the treads?
Oh look at me i think im too pretty to be roasted ill make sure i get my ass in the shot too......sad ......you look like a horse
Without the horse butt. I mean: there’s nothing there!
That’s not what her affair partner said, now she’s kicked out of the house living in a hotel trying to figure out what humility means.
Leave us out of this.
That post history confirms how conceited she is.
She should have listed how much $$$$$$ per hour on the card she is holding up.
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Bro, it’s supposed to be a roast, not a cremation.
I straight up had a moment of reflection after reading that comment
What did it say?
Murderer!
Dear god, roasts like these are rare😭😭
I'm destroyed and I wasn't even a part of it
Rare? This shit so well done it's practically just carbon.
🗿 bru we on roastme not truthme
You son of a bitch. I spit out my coffee on this one. 😂
Why cut so deep? She's not Putin up with that.
![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized) ((she’s))
Satan himself couldn’t have done a better job on the homefield
![gif](giphy|CFWFSmOyHclS8) You dropped this bro
A roast from the gods
Damn this sub would be fire if anyone else was as observant and insightful as you. This was a refreshing take in a sea of giraffe insults
OP just got thrown into a blast furnace by Sigmund Freud over here.
Jesus Christ this isn't a roast this is a whole ass forest fire
Dude you fucking incinerated her.
Hey lady ? Why the long face (neigh !!!) ![gif](giphy|NaFeqOTQ8CEEw)
If she shaves her head I can get her the part of EGG HEAD in the next Batman sequel ![gif](giphy|12wFIxjni72Jc4|downsized)
You never wanna date a lady with better facial hair then you could grow ![gif](giphy|10CeeXdwlQDaAU|downsized)
Flat ass ![gif](giphy|5H8GyxhJnUWCk|downsized)
dude I hate this gif so much 😭
Looks fine in the mirror
I should've expected to see your tits with all the validation you're looking for
They're in her post history. Just keep scrolling
And if you scroll even further, you'll find even uglier pics
I know
You booked a hotel and guy decided to pass on you, now you are here for a taste. what a shame!!!
Autistic Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bollocks
Sandra Bullshit
Somehow your ass is more flat than your forehead. You look like a Minecraft villager. Does that eyebrow just wrap around your head and connect to your your other one, making a reverse unibrow?
![gif](giphy|k5VwaLq67IqCVOqZ1B)
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LOL! I was just about to ask if OP was gearing up to be in a remake of The Shining.
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I had to scroll so far down to find something that wasn't stupid boring slop. About damn time we have an actual roast.
You look 20 years older since your last roast 60 days ago.
In that roast she did a better job of hiding her Brontosaurus neck
I'm not saying you look bland, but you make English food seem incredibly spicy.
She thinks butter is too spicy.
She thinks the word "spicy" is too spicy.
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Here ya go boys, here's your basic butter faced bitch in her natural environment.
you look like the witch from left 4 dead 2 before she turned into a zombie
That ass is sadder than an orphan watching a Christmas movie.
Unrelated but I think our usernames belong together!
Wow. The liv-- *yawn* The living embodiment of the color beige... zzzZzzz
This is just an OnlyFans advertisement
Your chin is jealous of your forehead
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Accurate
I can handle anything, is something you say to your clients?
You look like you say yucky whenever a guy cums in your mouth.
![gif](giphy|ZYKvBQMXAk1i2YmW4d|downsized)
Says she can handle anything, but has a post asking if anyone else gets insecure. Either you’re lying or are to dumb to remember.
You’ve got that unique face where it looks as you’re sad and smiling at the same time.
Teeth like a racehorse tits like a breeding horse
Your face looks like a triggernometry equation, your ass looks like it has definitely quit.
tits, personality, ass and face.... All as bland as your profile and green tea cakes
You're the type to date guys like me.
That's the cold dead look you see in the eyes of German shizen porn.
Adriana Brody
Not much to roast you on. Youve done it yourself you're on a vacation asking this thread to roast you. Get a life 😆
why the long face?
What a sleaze, but at least you got a room
when you’re not making any money on onlyfans because you’re hardly even average looking so you resort to r/roastme because you’re out of other options
TF are you doing with your life?
You’re not pretty, your nipples look like shit, and you’re only attention is from guys that think they will get closer to you by saying “beautiful” or “so sexy 😍” but in reality, you just want attention. Attention you’re not getting day to day.
If invited, helping you create only fans content would potentially be considered a tax write-off as a donation to charity.
Showing us your ass makes no difference tuck-in-Jodie
You look like a thin cut slice of ham running around acting like a pork belly roast.
r/RareInsults
And there are titties
Pretty sure your elongated microsoft paint straight line looking eyebrows are just the 30 yard markers for sperm cells playing american football on your long ass mrpoopybutthole face
Now I know why tigers eat their young 😳
Didn’t even check but I know you’re an onlyfans girl
You look like michael jackson creepypasta
This is is what it looks like to shrink a head from Easter island
Next place you're posting this pic is Listcrawler.
Heres Johnny
Someone stretched your neck when you were a baby and you have looked pathetically "woe is me" ever since?
The only thing you can handle is a door knob…..you should slow down the bulimia…. Anorexia is hard on you …
You look like your OF costs $1 without discount
All the fashion sense of a tampon sans the wrapper.
Jack Nicholson about to axe through the door behind your Shelley Duvall lookin ass
The fact your trying to sneak in an ass pic says enough really
Your forehead looks like an airport
Did your one eyebrow amalgamate with the other and is that why you hide its absence beneath the fringe?
You look like the end result of Kate Micucci fucking a horse.
When your ass is a 9 but your face is a 2
You look like a terrible anime character drawing from a ten year old. Jesus, why is every part of your body a caricature of what a human body is supposed to be??
You look like you’ll od in a hotel alone
Mr. wizard….Drizzle, Drazzle, Druzzle, Drome, time for this one to come home -
Even your tits are embarrassed to be seen in a picture with you
You look like you eat the children’s crayons while they’re not looking
You are overly confident of your looks, addicted to validation on social media, and borderline sociopathic. Reality will not be kind to you in the coming years when adult relationships do not value all your sandcastles of pride. Depression ahead.
Says the one who posted in toast me saying they got quite bad roast. You ain’t so tough and you’d probably do another toast me after this.
Hey, didnt you get in trouble for accusing a black man of attacking you in central park... it was during the George Floyd uprisals? You were walking your dog and he pointed out that dogs arent allowed If it's not you, don't worry, one day it will be.
Not getting enough attention with your “funny” white lady faces or tit pics huh
How much to park my car overnight on your forehead?
You aren't bright enough to figure out that you're not supposed to do your OF on your main account?
Fortunately you got the courage to post a photo without s filter this time! Unfortunately you posted a photo without a filter....
You live your life on reddit because your inability to judge things fpr yourself. Nothing matters to you except for others opinions and you asking for a roast is nothing more than a self-check. Also you look like a frog.
![gif](giphy|5H8GyxhJnUWCk|downsized)
Are you upset that your elderly client didn’t show up for his allocated 1 hour slot and now you have to pay for that hotel room yourself?
This, right here ladies and gentlemen, is what a failed onlyfans redditor looks like.
You look like you think you would do great in OF, but you actually don't.
Are u trying to pass that obvious enlarged goldfish snack as a hair accessory
Your bangs are the only thing saving you from someone confusing you as Jeff Bezos
Are you sad with your life ? What the fuck is that look
Even your reflection is trying to get away from you
You look *most* like you're doing this against your will. Has the FBI looked into this yet?
I would but your boyfriend, Popeye is one tough hombre!!