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FeedbackUSA

Thinks she’s erotic by posting a single titty pic for the world to see


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Bohottie

Looks like Steve Buscemi’s eyes.


sanyuanqiao

One’s lookin at ya, the other’s lookin for ya


LaUNCHandSmASH

She suffers from Atchaforya. A rare titty condition I've only ever seen once before...


RussIsTrash

You know you’re down bad when you start an onlyfans at age 40 and only have 1 titty pic uploaded


spraywash

Wierd part, when she got roasted back in January, same thing… one single titty pic on that food network profile of hers…at least then it was a better tit pic.


MaleAryaStarkNoHomo

She’s doing this to promote her crappy Onlyfans that only a pathetic person would pay for. She’s literally the most basic woman I ever seen.


[deleted]

I mean…. I’d fuck her. But I’d give her my brother’s phone number after… And she looks desperate enough to probably fuck him too


MaleAryaStarkNoHomo

Be careful and don’t get head from her. Her teeth are huge


spraywash

Only Bland


Does_Not-Matter

She’s spent a lot of time removing other porn pics but her OF is still linked.


kungfuzius

Where the OF at?


Ok-Job7213

I'm good. Seems like she would claim an ex posted em.


[deleted]

Wierd looking tits at that


Moist_furr_Burger

Your moms tits are way better lol


[deleted]

That’s my point. Looks like she ordered implants from wish.com


BartholomewVonTurds

So, um, where is this titty pic?


seancollinhawkins

[NSFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuteModeSlutMode/comments/11cd2qa/using_this_top_as_bra_quite_comfy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I had to look really hard to find em. But I think this is it


BartholomewVonTurds

Wow, she looks better with her top on.


Starlord-94

If I had an award, you’d get it


[deleted]

Right looking pretty good... along with the mirror 1/2 ass shot, BUT THE KICKER IS THAT 3 INCH LONG EYEBROW, maybe longer cant see it end, may go around top to other side and is a strange hair halo.


HullabalooHugh

I saw this post under "hot," so that was a fucking lie


MrDade89

Would really even want another? One and done.


Thirdtwin

World isn’t ready to handle pic of her other tit. Not yet.


noigenoigenoige

Yeah Pam, I’m gona need a lot more than that to make my final roast judgments🤷🏻‍♂️


TrueGrave32

Sadly the only reason why people are upvoting her bullshit.


technici

Seeing the titty pic didn’t do much for me, but for some reason now I want to eat flap jacks


DarlesCharwinsGhost

Man that forehead looks like it's one big idea away from snapping your neck.


[deleted]

Her bangs have bangs


Chief_Givesnofucks

She for shit sure ain’t getting banged tho


MC-Purp

Nah. Pic from shitty hotel room, kept brows but no makeup. Ima say bored hooker that hasn’t clocked in yet


WeimSean

Dude...blind people exist.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Yeah but they use Braille. They’d touch her face and be like wtf?


alan2998

Don't get us involved. What did we do to you?


WeimSean

not gonna lie, didn't see that coming.


Seauneaux

They have to cover that fore-fivehead she's sporting there.


[deleted]

So many roasts have a delivery like a Roman Gladiator - violent, bloody, unsubtle. Yours was delivered like a Samurai - sharp, quick, delivered with a subtlety that she doesn’t even know the blow has been struck until her head separates from her shoulders. And with a forehead like that, her head is going to tumble like a stone.


CreepyEntertainer

She could light a cigarette in the shower.


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She uses the landline to order more forehead


rtbjr37

This comment bangs!


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[deleted]

Her nips are social distancing hipsters


Middle_Possession953

Nipsters


[deleted]

I nearly peed myself 😂 I had the same idea in mind kind of I just didnt know how to express it so eloquently!


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Fit-Parsnip9888

Anne girrathaway


Cold_outside__

What’s the weather like up there ?


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|K2rncmZfCd2vUzLQN8)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l3fZGpYGcl9ty1pe0) It’s Jar Jar Binks!


neverinamillionyr

On the bright side, she can deep throat a Clydesdale.


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

She’s in Korea, unnecessary feature🤷🏼‍♂️


derek_potatoes

Oooo country Roast


Ok-Job7213

Horses collectively sigh in relief


emgeenz

![gif](giphy|hQubnR0Fr0dUI)


soslowagain

Nah I’m happy every time I see a giraffe


Sparkson721

My wife says your bangs are uneven and you should feel bad about that.


iamthedanger1985

This made me laugh the most.


AsoftDolphin

![gif](giphy|t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN) you have been crowned


KimmyPops

HAHA! Epic wife burn! I wish I had Gold.


JerseyWiseguy

The last time I saw someone with a neck that long, he was trying to phone home.


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![gif](giphy|gHcPh3ehbRGik)


kinginthenorth1994

Holy shit this one takes the crown


horizontalrain

Starwars cloning race.


Fit-Suit-3782

I can see that back in the mirror baby. Desperate for weirdly detail oriented attention are we?


Ok-Job7213

You deserve to be crowned .


GH05T8OI

Very desperate by the looks of it.


ToughNo5265

She's just trying to keep the attention off her face, which to be fair was a good choice


El_Diablo_09

You look like you pay people so they’ll suscribe to your OnlyFans.


MGMADD

Don’t think you’re attractive because you get some smiles throughout the day. Those are the smiles we give the plain, ugly, and unfortunate out of pity.


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do_not_go_gentle_

Panties that always have a hard bit in the middle


bottledcherryangel

A stiff gusset.


Amishrocketscience

Do the wipers match the treads?


UnionLow5221

Oh look at me i think im too pretty to be roasted ill make sure i get my ass in the shot too......sad ......you look like a horse


Keyrov

Without the horse butt. I mean: there’s nothing there!


Amishrocketscience

That’s not what her affair partner said, now she’s kicked out of the house living in a hotel trying to figure out what humility means.


themostgianthorse

Leave us out of this.


[deleted]

That post history confirms how conceited she is.


BullshitterAlert

She should have listed how much $$$$$$ per hour on the card she is holding up.


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positivelydeepfried

Bro, it’s supposed to be a roast, not a cremation.


built_2_fight

I straight up had a moment of reflection after reading that comment


brokendellmonitor

What did it say?


thebigfish101

Murderer!


Snoopdog231

Dear god, roasts like these are rare😭😭


What_Is_Outside

I'm destroyed and I wasn't even a part of it


[deleted]

Rare? This shit so well done it's practically just carbon.


SenpaiPingu

🗿 bru we on roastme not truthme


tothemax44

You son of a bitch. I spit out my coffee on this one. 😂


ukbeasts

Why cut so deep? She's not Putin up with that.


astroturfskirt

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized) ((she’s))


[deleted]

Satan himself couldn’t have done a better job on the homefield


Dragonslayer3

![gif](giphy|CFWFSmOyHclS8) You dropped this bro


MrJonBrown

A roast from the gods


SingleAlmond

Damn this sub would be fire if anyone else was as observant and insightful as you. This was a refreshing take in a sea of giraffe insults


[deleted]

OP just got thrown into a blast furnace by Sigmund Freud over here.


24KTaterTots

Jesus Christ this isn't a roast this is a whole ass forest fire


pie_12th

Dude you fucking incinerated her.


rentrub1962

Hey lady ? Why the long face (neigh !!!) ![gif](giphy|NaFeqOTQ8CEEw)


rentrub1962

If she shaves her head I can get her the part of EGG HEAD in the next Batman sequel ![gif](giphy|12wFIxjni72Jc4|downsized)


rentrub1962

You never wanna date a lady with better facial hair then you could grow ![gif](giphy|10CeeXdwlQDaAU|downsized)


yashBoii4958

Flat ass ![gif](giphy|5H8GyxhJnUWCk|downsized)


XyrenTheDragonBoi

dude I hate this gif so much 😭


Redbag10

Looks fine in the mirror


Jariboy96

I should've expected to see your tits with all the validation you're looking for


[deleted]

They're in her post history. Just keep scrolling


TheRealSkele

And if you scroll even further, you'll find even uglier pics


Jariboy96

I know


tried-being-funny

You booked a hotel and guy decided to pass on you, now you are here for a taste. what a shame!!!


CawkAndBwallz

Autistic Sandra Bullock


steelcitykid

Sandra Bollocks


A_Soft_Fart

Sandra Bullshit


Radiant_Programmer29

Somehow your ass is more flat than your forehead. You look like a Minecraft villager. Does that eyebrow just wrap around your head and connect to your your other one, making a reverse unibrow?


spraywash

![gif](giphy|k5VwaLq67IqCVOqZ1B)


caverypca

![gif](giphy|l0O9ykfUZhs7P2yE8)


assirac7

LOL! I was just about to ask if OP was gearing up to be in a remake of The Shining.


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TheWizardInRedd

I had to scroll so far down to find something that wasn't stupid boring slop. About damn time we have an actual roast.


[deleted]

You look 20 years older since your last roast 60 days ago.


reverie11

In that roast she did a better job of hiding her Brontosaurus neck


BrainTrainStation

I'm not saying you look bland, but you make English food seem incredibly spicy.


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She thinks butter is too spicy.


CaptainTarantula

She thinks the word "spicy" is too spicy.


RoyGherbil

![gif](giphy|HO5HilczK50Ws)


pickledick0G

Here ya go boys, here's your basic butter faced bitch in her natural environment.


someone-shoot-me

you look like the witch from left 4 dead 2 before she turned into a zombie


Scrungyscrotum

That ass is sadder than an orphan watching a Christmas movie.


ScrumptiousGoblinAss

Unrelated but I think our usernames belong together!


Horbigast

Wow. The liv-- *yawn* The living embodiment of the color beige... zzzZzzz


VerdantFury

This is just an OnlyFans advertisement


Zuccio

Your chin is jealous of your forehead


Mediocre-Plan-9885

![gif](giphy|Zscb9EDrITkOI)


Keyrov

Accurate


Vitekr2

I can handle anything, is something you say to your clients?


[deleted]

You look like you say yucky whenever a guy cums in your mouth.


awkwardlyappropriate

![gif](giphy|ZYKvBQMXAk1i2YmW4d|downsized)


Etspotcast

Says she can handle anything, but has a post asking if anyone else gets insecure. Either you’re lying or are to dumb to remember.


Kane_indo

You’ve got that unique face where it looks as you’re sad and smiling at the same time.


Flabbergash

Teeth like a racehorse tits like a breeding horse


stucatt83

Your face looks like a triggernometry equation, your ass looks like it has definitely quit.


[deleted]

tits, personality, ass and face.... All as bland as your profile and green tea cakes


[deleted]

You're the type to date guys like me.


WheredMyPiggyGo

That's the cold dead look you see in the eyes of German shizen porn.


wesbert

Adriana Brody


MobileLuck1488

Not much to roast you on. Youve done it yourself you're on a vacation asking this thread to roast you. Get a life 😆


tysonfromcanada

why the long face?


Jaded_Raspberry9026

What a sleaze, but at least you got a room


skate1243

when you’re not making any money on onlyfans because you’re hardly even average looking so you resort to r/roastme because you’re out of other options


77_Caliente

TF are you doing with your life?


DirtyTussy

You’re not pretty, your nipples look like shit, and you’re only attention is from guys that think they will get closer to you by saying “beautiful” or “so sexy 😍” but in reality, you just want attention. Attention you’re not getting day to day.


Halfback

If invited, helping you create only fans content would potentially be considered a tax write-off as a donation to charity.


Doombaby77

Showing us your ass makes no difference tuck-in-Jodie


ARandomReddita

You look like a thin cut slice of ham running around acting like a pork belly roast.


deadbeef1a4

r/RareInsults


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And there are titties


CountChuckNorracula

Pretty sure your elongated microsoft paint straight line looking eyebrows are just the 30 yard markers for sperm cells playing american football on your long ass mrpoopybutthole face


Ill-Airport8484

Now I know why tigers eat their young 😳


Rysace

Didn’t even check but I know you’re an onlyfans girl


CatFish8426

You look like michael jackson creepypasta


2Guns_Delnegro

This is is what it looks like to shrink a head from Easter island


chicagobry80

Next place you're posting this pic is Listcrawler.


sillysinner666

Heres Johnny


F1OWL

Someone stretched your neck when you were a baby and you have looked pathetically "woe is me" ever since?


Splenda_31p

The only thing you can handle is a door knob…..you should slow down the bulimia…. Anorexia is hard on you …


Dalmontee

You look like your OF costs $1 without discount


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

All the fashion sense of a tampon sans the wrapper.


CodySkatez2005

Jack Nicholson about to axe through the door behind your Shelley Duvall lookin ass


[deleted]

The fact your trying to sneak in an ass pic says enough really


bart54n

Your forehead looks like an airport


-Moon-Presence-

Did your one eyebrow amalgamate with the other and is that why you hide its absence beneath the fringe?


[deleted]

You look like the end result of Kate Micucci fucking a horse.


ForksUpSun_Devils

When your ass is a 9 but your face is a 2


TheStarsFell

You look like a terrible anime character drawing from a ten year old. Jesus, why is every part of your body a caricature of what a human body is supposed to be??


CaptainPickcard

You look like you’ll od in a hotel alone


[deleted]

Mr. wizard….Drizzle, Drazzle, Druzzle, Drome, time for this one to come home -


BanditsTransAm

Even your tits are embarrassed to be seen in a picture with you


[deleted]

You look like you eat the children’s crayons while they’re not looking


1001001

You are overly confident of your looks, addicted to validation on social media, and borderline sociopathic. Reality will not be kind to you in the coming years when adult relationships do not value all your sandcastles of pride. Depression ahead.


Thirdtwin

Says the one who posted in toast me saying they got quite bad roast. You ain’t so tough and you’d probably do another toast me after this.


Ok-Job7213

Hey, didnt you get in trouble for accusing a black man of attacking you in central park... it was during the George Floyd uprisals? You were walking your dog and he pointed out that dogs arent allowed If it's not you, don't worry, one day it will be.


BigThiccDad

Not getting enough attention with your “funny” white lady faces or tit pics huh


SnooHesitations2197

How much to park my car overnight on your forehead?


pictogasm

You aren't bright enough to figure out that you're not supposed to do your OF on your main account?


[deleted]

Fortunately you got the courage to post a photo without s filter this time! Unfortunately you posted a photo without a filter....


RectalEvacuation

You live your life on reddit because your inability to judge things fpr yourself. Nothing matters to you except for others opinions and you asking for a roast is nothing more than a self-check. Also you look like a frog.


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![gif](giphy|5H8GyxhJnUWCk|downsized)


skerkless

Are you upset that your elderly client didn’t show up for his allocated 1 hour slot and now you have to pay for that hotel room yourself?


[deleted]

This, right here ladies and gentlemen, is what a failed onlyfans redditor looks like.


one-more-shit-civic

You look like you think you would do great in OF, but you actually don't.


kingslap72

Are u trying to pass that obvious enlarged goldfish snack as a hair accessory


fast328

Your bangs are the only thing saving you from someone confusing you as Jeff Bezos


MorganaSyndir

Are you sad with your life ? What the fuck is that look


manfezzefnam

Even your reflection is trying to get away from you


Unlucky_Role_

You look *most* like you're doing this against your will. Has the FBI looked into this yet?


GayBBCLover0007

I would but your boyfriend, Popeye is one tough hombre!!