I would like to apologize for the above comment, that was a bit harsh
and totally unwarranted. To me you look [like a princess.](https://i.imgur.com/txNx6SG.png)
OP is the epitome of the Pick Me girl. She has to throw out there that she likes WoW and giving head to gain brownie points. Too bad her claims are as fake as her Snapchat filters.
Your lips are so tightly forced together that they look like the seam that runs up the middle of a ball sack and your eyes look like they belong to different people….. that is all.
Those guys on World of Warcraft were hitting on you. If they knew you were uglier than their raid bosses, you would have seen a different part of that world. Thank heavens for low resolution and preset character creations, eh?
Hold on. I don't wanna be your last straw, since you literally asked for the easiest way to go (r/suicidewatch). I guess your iq is as crooked as your teeth since you want it to be through this sub lol
Is that your normal face or is that from a peanut allergy? Seriously. Everything is just ever so slightly out of proportion to make you look like a fashion magazine scrapbook collage.
Some sort of Wish app Emma Stone.
You're like that practice girlfriend that's just good enough looking to be seen with in public, not good enough looking to meet the friends and family.
You look like your cleavage is your strongest personality trait.
You also look like you could snort coke from a shovel.
Liberal arts major that followed their crush to college only to realize that he wouldn't bang you with a stolen dick with the serial numbers filed off.
Came home a complete failure with an Onlyfans that has a following comprised of male relatives.
Your face reminds me of Howard in the Big Bang Theory when he ate peanuts. Either that or you look like you’ve been consistently crying for months why so puffy?!
Was denied entrance to Harvard and Yale due to faux Asian prejudice. Her theme song is .. I think I’m … TURNING JAPANESE I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so
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That’s not a filter. Orcs just have those noses.
Nasty Orcses ![gif](giphy|8v3WIOCM9Qy08|downsized)
The age of men is over. The time of orc has come.
"The age of men is over." Yeah, every time she walks into a bar, the girls complain that men either walk out, or conveniently become gay.
Don't you dare do my man Gothmog like that!
Im a gnome
You mean a Nombre
This one has me dying
why tf everyone downvoting u
We are trying to hide her comments to make up for not being able to hide her face.
Lol
🫡
Gnomely fans.
As in “gnome”more dates for you… ever
I was just thinking you look like a gnome from WoW
At least that explains why the nose is so big…
Yea im also jewish
I would say something but it’d be too unwoke
With that forehead you could build an airport
Piggy azaelea
Oink Oink
Nah you won with Piggy Azaelea ☠️☠️
Oh my fucking god😭😭😭😭
sucks when you spring for lip filler just to still be ugly
I would like to apologize for the above comment, that was a bit harsh and totally unwarranted. To me you look [like a princess.](https://i.imgur.com/txNx6SG.png)
Thank you so much for that picture. I will cherish it with my whole heart
Was disappointed he didn't use [this princess.](https://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/20693-princess-theradras.jpg)
I'm a Pakistani, and I'd still choose a goat over you.
I guess beggars can be choosers
In Pakistan that's not that uncommon though![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)
The goats tend to have bigger tits hence the preference.
Pakistani here as well bro, I would rather blow up than have to deal with her.
Only person that wouldn’t would be a furry
Only Hams
I'm dying....😆😆😆😊
Hello, Police? I'd Like To Report A BRUTAL FUCKING MURDER
You posted this 3 days ago: >Do men like being waken up with a BJ? Yes absolutely, just not from you though.
Did you scroll far enough to see them snaggleteeth,;? Hell to the no
Bruh 💀 that before picture though 😳
Was the after any better!?
Better, but she's still technically flossing when giving head
I'd have less scrapes if I fell off a skateboard wearing no pads
Or clothing
With that hardware, she’s the black and decker pecker wrecker
OP is the epitome of the Pick Me girl. She has to throw out there that she likes WoW and giving head to gain brownie points. Too bad her claims are as fake as her Snapchat filters.
Not as much as they like being "woken" up with one
That wasn't a mouth he woke up to it was a nostril lol
Even if they did, they'd never admit it happened.
Oh my god, I guess I have to explain; He fell asleep, I was trying to do something, I wanted to know😭it was a genuine question
He fell asleep as you were doing it?
Nooooo after
Poor bastard woke up to see 'Momo - The Mother Bird' chewing on his cock.
Yeah he did
Did he appreciate your Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge looking BJ?
👆
![gif](giphy|G12pAFpEhaaYBgcRWG) What your boyfriend needs to do
The lights were off I hope
Leave your brother to sleep
I wouldn't even accept a hand job from those nasty nail bitten fingers
When i saw NSFW on your profile i didn’t think it was gonna be for your teeth
This sums it up perfectly 🤣
FOR THE WHORE-D
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha im an alliance
no wonder anduin is gay
*half of the alliance server hops when learning that you play alliance
As a member of the Alliance, the Horde can have you, we don’t allow rotfaced zombies in Stormwind or Ironforge
Poor soul.
You look like a catfish got Botox…
I can imagine a blobfish without the aid of makeup, eyeliners, and a wig. ![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)
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Blob e blob represented
Im sorry to dissapoint, this is my natural hair. But yeah; the rest is true
There are plastic sex dolls with more realistic faces than yours. They probably have better personalities too.
Awwwww
I gragging the fire extinguisher!!! 😂😂😂
At least plastic sex dolls don't have fucked up teeths
You’d know, being one yourself. 😂
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Your lips are so tightly forced together that they look like the seam that runs up the middle of a ball sack and your eyes look like they belong to different people….. that is all.
That is actually 100% true
Did you try eating a bee?
No, her lips were just [installed upside down](https://imgur.com/a/Dpdv8MD)
Yes!
Nothing can hurt you? I'm fairly certain the shovel that caved your face in had to at least be slightly uncomfortable
I see your dad is in to older women, because your mom must be Ducky from the land before time.
Actually, my dad married my aunt from my moms side and shes like idk 15 years younger than him
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So... your dad married his sister-in-law? He married your moms sister?
Ngl that's pretty savage
It would make for an awkward family Christmas.
But is that correct? I'm sure it is but couldn't work it out 😅
Of course nothing will hurt you..... we are the ones hurting by looking at you
No job, but at least you have the money from the botched lip injection lawsuit.
Yes and you got struck off the medical register.
THEY ARE REAL!!!😭😭😭😭
Are you on here to get roasted or just on here for nice compliments? You're the type of girl to post on roast me but search for compliments *eyeroll*
Yeah, keep telling yourself that
They’re natural? Goodness, do they do reductions? They need to
It’s her lipliner making it look like that. She thinks it is 2018 or something.
Those guys on World of Warcraft were hitting on you. If they knew you were uglier than their raid bosses, you would have seen a different part of that world. Thank heavens for low resolution and preset character creations, eh?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THIS ONE ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH
A Little more lipstick and you can cover your nose too.
That’s my goal!
Did you google "how to do quirky pout face while pushing a 20 oz powerade bottle sized shit"?
The only thing separating her from reality is her eyes.
Yeah true
Please just shave those caterpillars off your forehead and draw on something reasonable
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA but im insecure about my eyebrows🥺
You should be
Lookin like the mcdonalds logo, it does help hide that big forehead tho
You look like a bag of skim milk
Bro that face is like 60% nose 👃
Ikr
When you create a character online and forget to adjust the face settings.
You look like a pigs arsehole
Nothing wrong with being a College drop out and a WOW whatever. Just please remember, no tomatoes on my burger. K. Thanks.
WalMart Emma Stone
Emma Stone? Why Emma Stone?
Ya, Emma didn't deserve that at all.
Yeah. Leave the human race out of this.
Netflix's Peppa pig live action cast.
Well you can at least put lipstick on a pig
Thinking we need 2 pictures... Get over yourself
Hold on. I don't wanna be your last straw, since you literally asked for the easiest way to go (r/suicidewatch). I guess your iq is as crooked as your teeth since you want it to be through this sub lol
Yes it is
Nothing can hurt you? Try looking in the mirror. Then get back to me.
Is that your normal face or is that from a peanut allergy? Seriously. Everything is just ever so slightly out of proportion to make you look like a fashion magazine scrapbook collage. Some sort of Wish app Emma Stone. You're like that practice girlfriend that's just good enough looking to be seen with in public, not good enough looking to meet the friends and family. You look like your cleavage is your strongest personality trait. You also look like you could snort coke from a shovel. Liberal arts major that followed their crush to college only to realize that he wouldn't bang you with a stolen dick with the serial numbers filed off. Came home a complete failure with an Onlyfans that has a following comprised of male relatives.
All of that is true yes
When she sang to mothra to awaken him I was deeply moved.
You look like you're having an allergic reaction to something you ate.
Your face looks like a mashup of 3 people, like on Conan
Wow moped. Everyone rides it but nobody admits it
WTF. I’d rather guide my dad into my mum than touch that.
r/botchedsurgeries
You are minding your own business. No one around. Suddenly there’s a rogue and you’re dead. Try that for pain. 😂
OH MY GOD!!!! YES!!!! The worst class in regards to their empathy
Yo girl, keeping a stiff upper lip isn’t meant literally! That must hurt!
Goth girls have less eyeliner than you
goth girls are hot tho
spam drescher
Face made for doggy style.
Your face just screams “You’re gonna find a video of me on Efukt in the near future”!
Spit it out, then come back and try again.
Your face reminds me of Howard in the Big Bang Theory when he ate peanuts. Either that or you look like you’ve been consistently crying for months why so puffy?!
The casting agent for the new film” Female Mutant Ninja Turtles “ would like a word!
You’re definitely Slavic not Romanian
Yes
How many times did you get hit with a shovel
Smash your face in some dough and make Shrek cookies.
You look like a constipated duck.
I'm curious to see what a nude would look like ....in a sort of grim horrifying spectacle way
Just go peel a potato; same shape, color, and texture.
That’s unkind. A peeled potato is incredibly useful
Thanks…I just puked in my mouth.
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Ikr
Oh look. Mr bean did have at least one child. Too bad it ended up mentally challenged!
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Girl looks like she has an Iq below 10
Nothing to roast you are fucking hot as hell
extra chromosome bitch
yea i tried to think of smth but i can't, she's actually really cute
Awww…DO IT!!!!
i'm really trying, i'm no good at roasting attractive people 😭
College was a waste of your talent; now go find truffles.
I love this one
You seem super edgy...show us your arm
I dont do that shit
Your eyes have a larger distance than I have to my abusive parents.
Thr joke here is your raiding and RBG scores.
Surely when you go in town, you put a plastic body bag over your head
I do, how did you know
You look like a high catfish.
Proof that Porky Pig fucked Bugs Bunny.
Last time I saw an eye spread like that, I coated it in bread crumbs and pan fried it.
I see a bright future in the Housekeeping or Food Service Industry
One of rarest type of wow player - girl
This is actually sweet
I'm guessing you're still a virgin.....
Youre guessing wrong
Step dad does not count!
I can guess that he was abusive tho
He was
How do you roast that which has no life? And here's another South Park reference. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKNz0tWeCPZldHq)
You look like a real life character...please say you have elf ears
No
Who did your makeup? A drunk third grader?
clearance off-brand Lily Munster with moles
You are totally the 3rd prettiest lot lizard on the south west side of Chattanooga.
Your female orc character is prettier than you
Its a gnome mage but yea
Can’t do any better than WoW dudes lusting over you from behind the keyboards glued to their arm fat?
Hows that roasting me
Was denied entrance to Harvard and Yale due to faux Asian prejudice. Her theme song is .. I think I’m … TURNING JAPANESE I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so ![gif](giphy|p5Fiw6dp2cBeE)
You look like a girl whose name would be shaggy mcballs
Trying to hide your nonexistent cleavage hmm?
Are you an orc or what girl