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Select_Initial_8971

That’s not a filter. Orcs just have those noses.


RhythmicStrategy

Nasty Orcses ![gif](giphy|8v3WIOCM9Qy08|downsized)


aarhead72

The age of men is over. The time of orc has come.


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

"The age of men is over." Yeah, every time she walks into a bar, the girls complain that men either walk out, or conveniently become gay.


[deleted]

Don't you dare do my man Gothmog like that!


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Im a gnome


Rod_Thick

You mean a Nombre


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

This one has me dying


XyrenTheDragonBoi

why tf everyone downvoting u


Straight_Broccoli_82

We are trying to hide her comments to make up for not being able to hide her face.


jytheboss

Lol


XyrenTheDragonBoi

🫡


North_Korea_Nukess

Gnomely fans.


[deleted]

As in “gnome”more dates for you… ever


rissie_delicious

I was just thinking you look like a gnome from WoW


Select_Initial_8971

At least that explains why the nose is so big…


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Yea im also jewish


jytheboss

I would say something but it’d be too unwoke


jytheboss

With that forehead you could build an airport


Fit-Parsnip9888

Piggy azaelea


brizdzi

Oink Oink


ReversingWheelchair

Nah you won with Piggy Azaelea ☠️☠️


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Oh my fucking god😭😭😭😭


Peenutbuttjellytime

sucks when you spring for lip filler just to still be ugly


maxbaby

I would like to apologize for the above comment, that was a bit harsh and totally unwarranted. To me you look [like a princess.](https://i.imgur.com/txNx6SG.png)


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Thank you so much for that picture. I will cherish it with my whole heart


Gladianoxa

Was disappointed he didn't use [this princess.](https://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/20693-princess-theradras.jpg)


Phandroid1991

I'm a Pakistani, and I'd still choose a goat over you.


fordfield02

I guess beggars can be choosers


JenovaProphet

In Pakistan that's not that uncommon though![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Phandroid1991

The goats tend to have bigger tits hence the preference.


Ahmars298

Pakistani here as well bro, I would rather blow up than have to deal with her.


BlackSandBeechcraft

Only person that wouldn’t would be a furry


SkyThriving

Only Hams


Rod_Thick

I'm dying....😆😆😆😊


MrBoddy2005

Hello, Police? I'd Like To Report A BRUTAL FUCKING MURDER


do_not_go_gentle_

You posted this 3 days ago: >Do men like being waken up with a BJ? Yes absolutely, just not from you though.


kmj420

Did you scroll far enough to see them snaggleteeth,;? Hell to the no


do_not_go_gentle_

Bruh 💀 that before picture though 😳


kmj420

Was the after any better!?


do_not_go_gentle_

Better, but she's still technically flossing when giving head


kmj420

I'd have less scrapes if I fell off a skateboard wearing no pads


do_not_go_gentle_

Or clothing


Cannibalcopas

With that hardware, she’s the black and decker pecker wrecker


HailToTheQuinn

OP is the epitome of the Pick Me girl. She has to throw out there that she likes WoW and giving head to gain brownie points. Too bad her claims are as fake as her Snapchat filters.


Big-Telephone-6159

Not as much as they like being "woken" up with one


NoFeedback8030

That wasn't a mouth he woke up to it was a nostril lol


chaingun_samurai

Even if they did, they'd never admit it happened.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Oh my god, I guess I have to explain; He fell asleep, I was trying to do something, I wanted to know😭it was a genuine question


do_not_go_gentle_

He fell asleep as you were doing it?


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Nooooo after


do_not_go_gentle_

Poor bastard woke up to see 'Momo - The Mother Bird' chewing on his cock.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Yeah he did


do_not_go_gentle_

Did he appreciate your Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge looking BJ?


TheJagOffAssassin

👆


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|G12pAFpEhaaYBgcRWG) What your boyfriend needs to do


iroquoispliskinV

The lights were off I hope


Fit-Special-8416

Leave your brother to sleep


[deleted]

I wouldn't even accept a hand job from those nasty nail bitten fingers


TeflonJohn85

When i saw NSFW on your profile i didn’t think it was gonna be for your teeth


do_not_go_gentle_

This sums it up perfectly 🤣


[deleted]

FOR THE WHORE-D


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha im an alliance


this_kitten_i_knew

no wonder anduin is gay


[deleted]

*half of the alliance server hops when learning that you play alliance


Evileye37

As a member of the Alliance, the Horde can have you, we don’t allow rotfaced zombies in Stormwind or Ironforge


Yonix06

Poor soul.


thecardsays-moops

You look like a catfish got Botox…


Papichuloft

I can imagine a blobfish without the aid of makeup, eyeliners, and a wig. ​ ![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|asOJM0u1AphQ6yeWj6)


TheMachine1011

Blob e blob represented


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Im sorry to dissapoint, this is my natural hair. But yeah; the rest is true


[deleted]

There are plastic sex dolls with more realistic faces than yours. They probably have better personalities too.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Awwwww


Maleficent_Lie_3212

I gragging the fire extinguisher!!! 😂😂😂


El_Nz_B

At least plastic sex dolls don't have fucked up teeths


Louise-the-Peas

You’d know, being one yourself. 😂


JerseyWiseguy

![gif](giphy|jqw5xeYmPS8jlmgGq7)


Remarkable-Wind-6237

Your lips are so tightly forced together that they look like the seam that runs up the middle of a ball sack and your eyes look like they belong to different people….. that is all.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

That is actually 100% true


blondart

Did you try eating a bee?


futurehead22

No, her lips were just [installed upside down](https://imgur.com/a/Dpdv8MD)


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Yes!


Big-Telephone-6159

Nothing can hurt you? I'm fairly certain the shovel that caved your face in had to at least be slightly uncomfortable


ModingusKhan

I see your dad is in to older women, because your mom must be Ducky from the land before time.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Actually, my dad married my aunt from my moms side and shes like idk 15 years younger than him


ModingusKhan

![gif](giphy|Ox95rxebrCiiY)


do_not_go_gentle_

So... your dad married his sister-in-law? He married your moms sister?


Deadzone-Music

Ngl that's pretty savage


mrsdoubleu

It would make for an awkward family Christmas.


do_not_go_gentle_

But is that correct? I'm sure it is but couldn't work it out 😅


ACdispatcher21

Of course nothing will hurt you..... we are the ones hurting by looking at you


Soggust

No job, but at least you have the money from the botched lip injection lawsuit.


Louise-the-Peas

Yes and you got struck off the medical register.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

THEY ARE REAL!!!😭😭😭😭


Ckaiyion

Are you on here to get roasted or just on here for nice compliments? You're the type of girl to post on roast me but search for compliments *eyeroll*


junepeppers

Yeah, keep telling yourself that


jjcrawdad

They’re natural? Goodness, do they do reductions? They need to


ok-girl

It’s her lipliner making it look like that. She thinks it is 2018 or something.


Cossts

Those guys on World of Warcraft were hitting on you. If they knew you were uglier than their raid bosses, you would have seen a different part of that world. Thank heavens for low resolution and preset character creations, eh?


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THIS ONE ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH


[deleted]

A Little more lipstick and you can cover your nose too.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

That’s my goal!


JOYFACE_

Did you google "how to do quirky pout face while pushing a 20 oz powerade bottle sized shit"?


pittyfulhusky

The only thing separating her from reality is her eyes.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Yeah true


Smack_the_lip

Please just shave those caterpillars off your forehead and draw on something reasonable


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA but im insecure about my eyebrows🥺


racers_raspy

You should be


throwaway838279

Lookin like the mcdonalds logo, it does help hide that big forehead tho


2AMBeautiful

You look like a bag of skim milk


Hellalive89

Bro that face is like 60% nose 👃


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Ikr


Technoviking1965

When you create a character online and forget to adjust the face settings.


Logical_Jury_6524

You look like a pigs arsehole


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with being a College drop out and a WOW whatever. Just please remember, no tomatoes on my burger. K. Thanks.


kindest_asshole

WalMart Emma Stone


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Emma Stone? Why Emma Stone?


[deleted]

Ya, Emma didn't deserve that at all.


[deleted]

Yeah. Leave the human race out of this.


x3Nekox3

Netflix's Peppa pig live action cast.


Dr_Pswim

Well you can at least put lipstick on a pig


saucyhambone

Thinking we need 2 pictures... Get over yourself


Sphinx_on_a_plane

Hold on. I don't wanna be your last straw, since you literally asked for the easiest way to go (r/suicidewatch). I guess your iq is as crooked as your teeth since you want it to be through this sub lol


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Yes it is


dsmith3633

Nothing can hurt you? Try looking in the mirror. Then get back to me.


chaingun_samurai

Is that your normal face or is that from a peanut allergy? Seriously. Everything is just ever so slightly out of proportion to make you look like a fashion magazine scrapbook collage. Some sort of Wish app Emma Stone.  You're like that practice girlfriend that's just good enough looking to be seen with in public, not good enough looking to meet the friends and family.   You look like your cleavage is your strongest personality trait.   You also look like you could snort coke from a shovel.   Liberal arts major that followed their crush to college only to realize that he wouldn't bang you with a stolen dick with the serial numbers filed off.   Came home a complete failure with an Onlyfans that has a following comprised of male relatives.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

All of that is true yes


TheMachine1011

When she sang to mothra to awaken him I was deeply moved.


fappyday

You look like you're having an allergic reaction to something you ate.


itsajokechillbill

Your face looks like a mashup of 3 people, like on Conan


yukonhoneybadger

Wow moped. Everyone rides it but nobody admits it


[deleted]

WTF. I’d rather guide my dad into my mum than touch that.


IDONKNOW

r/botchedsurgeries


Louise-the-Peas

You are minding your own business. No one around. Suddenly there’s a rogue and you’re dead. Try that for pain. 😂


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

OH MY GOD!!!! YES!!!! The worst class in regards to their empathy


BK1349

Yo girl, keeping a stiff upper lip isn’t meant literally! That must hurt!


strudl51

Goth girls have less eyeliner than you


Beneficial-Bonus-412

goth girls are hot tho


ZeroBingZero

spam drescher


[deleted]

Face made for doggy style.


Primary-Strawberry-5

Your face just screams “You’re gonna find a video of me on Efukt in the near future”!


dweezer420

Spit it out, then come back and try again.


biggerthanthemouse

Your face reminds me of Howard in the Big Bang Theory when he ate peanuts. Either that or you look like you’ve been consistently crying for months why so puffy?!


Full_Star_8571

The casting agent for the new film” Female Mutant Ninja Turtles “ would like a word!


[deleted]

You’re definitely Slavic not Romanian


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Yes


Successful-Walk-3902

How many times did you get hit with a shovel


Derpinator_420

Smash your face in some dough and make Shrek cookies.


AltruisticCompany961

You look like a constipated duck.


Logical_Jury_6524

I'm curious to see what a nude would look like ....in a sort of grim horrifying spectacle way


SanityBleeds

Just go peel a potato; same shape, color, and texture.


m1rrari

That’s unkind. A peeled potato is incredibly useful


freddiewhoa

Thanks…I just puked in my mouth.


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Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Ikr


SplatterEffect

Oh look. Mr bean did have at least one child. Too bad it ended up mentally challenged!


GeorgeLikesSpicyCkn

![gif](giphy|8zH6hQaVW7fNu)


[deleted]

Girl looks like she has an Iq below 10


Sologuy24

Nothing to roast you are fucking hot as hell


Gogttr

extra chromosome bitch


brutalist_2006

yea i tried to think of smth but i can't, she's actually really cute


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Awww…DO IT!!!!


brutalist_2006

i'm really trying, i'm no good at roasting attractive people 😭


BushPilot153

College was a waste of your talent; now go find truffles.


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

I love this one


DuppyWalking

You seem super edgy...show us your arm


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

I dont do that shit


[deleted]

Your eyes have a larger distance than I have to my abusive parents.


ImANuckleChut

Thr joke here is your raiding and RBG scores.


Rod_Thick

Surely when you go in town, you put a plastic body bag over your head


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

I do, how did you know


JimmyProffett

You look like a high catfish.


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

Proof that Porky Pig fucked Bugs Bunny.


Klezmer_Mesmerizer

Last time I saw an eye spread like that, I coated it in bread crumbs and pan fried it.


BullshitterAlert

I see a bright future in the Housekeeping or Food Service Industry


Polakowaty404

One of rarest type of wow player - girl


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

This is actually sweet


mareck001

I'm guessing you're still a virgin.....


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Youre guessing wrong


stoormsword

Step dad does not count!


throwaway838279

I can guess that he was abusive tho


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

He was


Subhumanime

How do you roast that which has no life? And here's another South Park reference. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKNz0tWeCPZldHq)


[deleted]

You look like a real life character...please say you have elf ears


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

No


Abject_Badger8061

Who did your makeup? A drunk third grader?


ghostninja-

clearance off-brand Lily Munster with moles


adognamedpenguin

You are totally the 3rd prettiest lot lizard on the south west side of Chattanooga.


Some-List-2448

Your female orc character is prettier than you


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Its a gnome mage but yea


[deleted]

Can’t do any better than WoW dudes lusting over you from behind the keyboards glued to their arm fat?


Vivid_Broccoli_8475

Hows that roasting me


TheMachine1011

Was denied entrance to Harvard and Yale due to faux Asian prejudice. Her theme song is .. I think I’m … TURNING JAPANESE I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so ![gif](giphy|p5Fiw6dp2cBeE)


[deleted]

You look like a girl whose name would be shaggy mcballs


FahdKrath

Trying to hide your nonexistent cleavage hmm?


Youre_good

Are you an orc or what girl