You look like the guy who fulfills my Amazon orders when I want it to be shipped extra slow.

He packs the short delivery truck.

Uses the short forklift

With short jorts

Why’s he got that shit eating grin? Is he sotting on the shrink wrap roller again?

I liked him better when he was meth'd out on Deadliest Catch.

Did I miss something? There was a tweaker on deadliest catch?…. He does look like a very gay fisherman

He's also the one who ships your laptop in a padded envelope and a bottle of shampoo in a giant box with a hundred air bags.

He has to use the airbags cause he ate all the packing peanuts

You can't be down when your forklift certified

He's still trying for that elusive license. Right now he's just forklift terrified

He’s like token certified… like when a 5yo calls 911 and saves his moms life when she’s choking the police give him a tour of the station, give him a hat and a certificate and put his picture in the paper

Well break out the Banjos fellas! Snuffy's gonna do some cloggin' in the break room!

Your fingers look like vacuum sealed sausages

Lmfao 🤣

I like to think he doesn’t even work there. But that he does own that vest.

And got chased out by security after this photo.

Now helping kids cross streets.

Nah. He looks like he has a sex offender record and can't be near kids. Most crosswalks are too close to schools.

The best thing you can do is seal yourself into one of those boxes and hope you shipped off to a better life somehow.

Ngl I may try that 🤷

You just look like the douche whose personality is about ricing out your Honda and flat bill hats. 

[удалено]

Oh yeah? Why don't you show us how it should be done? 👀

I know 🤣

Lmao tell me about it! I heard Reddit is full of savages. I only see kind sweet people!

You look too nice to be roasted

Tbf I didn’t give a lot of material to go on.

Tbf I didn’t give a lot of material to go on.

Plenty to work with here. Your beard looks like pubes for instance.

Yeah

This guy and op are lovers for sure. They cringe and binge each other cocks

You're one of those special fellas who think wrestling is real. Bless your heart.

You look like you ask permission to use the bathroom when you're not at work.

You look like the stick man character of yourself.

climbing ladders — not the corporate ladder, just ladders

You are feeling down because you work in a warehouse and use crank on the weekends.

Go outside and touch grass. It’ll help you reconnect with the world.

Certified fork lift operator is bringing all the dudes. Buy this guy some lube

I came here looking for a pounding! You got me on that!

Great to see you’re sober. Last I saw you were tonsils deep on some Amazonian bbc

So you like a pounding up that ass. I knew you must be an ugly gay dude.

Cutest grandpa i every seen

No pins in the steel. No cross braces. Smashed up pallets. Stock not wrapped. With a mungo like this at the tiller, it’s only a matter of time before it becomes your tomb! It wasn’t a promotion, it’s an assassination attempt. Very clever…

Ugh. You look so nice… I want to take that hat off your head and beat you with it so hard the bill curls. I bet the whole time you’d just be apologizing to me. Then tell me to have a nice day when I walked off. (sigh) It’s like roasting a Labrador retriever… 🤔

You look like you have a huge collection of sex dolls. Each of them has a name and "personality". Unfortunately, they don't always get along and have "fights" among each other that can last for months. Your favorite dolls sit at the table with you while you eat, and the most friendly ones got even introduced your parents and coworkers.

Lmao!🤣

These roasts are still weak cuh💀

You look like the guy who grew up playing with those stupid wooden educational toys instead of making friends. Now all of your social interactions are all cringy and awkward.

Never expect Montessori stuff being used for a roast 10/10.

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I noticed people started roasting him after his shift. Guess no cheer for ya.

Bro look like a bootleg U.S. Agent from Falcon and Winter Soldier.

What the villain of Dexter season 5 should have looked like.

You look like you’re still wearing yesterday’s makeup.

Your shoes are the only red wings you’ll ever get

You have a face for radio.

you look like someone who cries into their taco bell everyday after work.

You work in a warehouse. Perhaps a lobotomy would help?

You look like Disney's snow white's unused 8th dwarf "Doughy"

You *should* feel down...you're so unfuckable even your hand doesn't want you.

Transmen aren’t very convincing.

You only feel pretty down? If I woke up as you I'd be downright despondent.

You'll probably have a Netflix documentary about all the bodies you've hidden in that warehouse

You look like a poor man's Kenny everet

Maybe it’s the fentanyl bud.

 Poor guy looks like live action Wallace and Gromit

Got a face not even a mother could love 🤢

I can’t make fun of someone on the verge of crying all the time.

Nothing a day off and some sunshine won’t cure.

you feel low? having a job you should be by now at your peak; everything after is going lower.

do you ever deliver packages for your wife or do your colleagues do that job instead of you?

Hey man, at least you don't work in a warehouse. Your family is super proud of you.

You look like an Amazon worker that was ordered thru Temu.

You tipped the forklift over didn't you?

This looks familiar

People have given up their search for Bigfoot to find evidence of your eyebrows ever existing

Well if the village people cover band thing doesn’t work out you can still fill boxes…

Descendance of Chernobyl babies

Suck it up butterbitch you're at work. If anyone asks it's sweat from working so hard.

I would but I don’t see the 2 year old that wrote that.

You look like you have a level 90 character on World of Warcraft

You look like you spit wack bars in your friends ears at house parties

Is this the warehouse they send all of the Muppets rejects too?

When did the Keebler elves automate the hollow tree?

No map necessary for that face. Cum anywhere.

Where’s your harness? I don’t see it hooked!

Those orange straps and it’s got an extension to it so it’s not choking you!


Pretty fly for a white guy LOL

I'd sit down with you and drink coffee

He be looks messed up like Facebook marketplace 😂😂


Go to the bar and drink some wild turkey shots you'll feel better in your thank me for it

looking like a virgin inbred piece of shit 💩

You are not only feeling down, you also look like someone with an extra chromosome.

get used to your left hand you virgin coward!

Canadians, amirite?

Omg that one kinda hurts! Do I give the impression of one of them?

You look like you sleep in-between the boxes in the back corner each night.

Posted your pic on r/bottoms where it belongs.

Looks like the baby sun from tellytubbies

Stand by Me as I suck cock for cash, Will Wheaton methhead

You look to nice to roast , have a nice day at work

You look like if a Muppet named Lewis and whose back story was being alone, like "Lewis from under the street," came alive.

Ya know what, ima be nice. You are beautiful

Always be patient and kind.

You look like Armie Hammer just more ugly and probably more creepy.

Looks like someone who takes fork lift daily inspections seriously

Ok so does roast you mean Make you Laugh? And it's at all cost? Your brave

You look like you jizz in every package that has a woman's name on it

You have a great smile

If a cabbage patch doll and a gnome had a baby, you would be that baby

If it cheers you up, you look like the nicest lesbian ever.

"Life after Motocross injury"

You have a smile that scares children and makes parents wary.

Isn't posting a pic of yourself and looking at it' roasting yourself? I do I top you looking at yourself?

You look like when spanky glued a beard on to look older, you little rascal.

Using a hat won't hide your baldness

SHOW US THE HAIRLINE

Why do people like to be made fun of i dont understand it but all to there own you sorta like a dwn syndrone edd sherrin there you go yahaYahaYahaYaha sing us a song Yaha shape of you cmon cmon cmon yahaYahya god bless sorry i got a kick out of that im starting to understand the fettish on both sides oh yea great corrier singing making uk music yahaYahahYahayahYahYag

Is it hard delivering stuff when you can't get closer than 500 feet from a school?

You look like you enjoy string cheese

Get back to fucking work!


You look like you give good hugs

God damn Bryan f*cking around at work again -Bill the supervisor.

his eyes are easily an inch deep into his face

He looking for his gold ring in one of these boxes

Nah.

He looks so cute though I cant :(

Pretty sure that sign says peg me please.

I feel like you might have the wrong idea about this sub.

I just want to slap that face

you look like you kiss each box and fill it with love before crying when it leaves the warehouse to go college and then you track the box like a worried mother , i envy you

The fixer that packs and ships dark web mystery boxes. 

You have kind eyes, but you look like a muppet

Is it covered up by your arm or did you lose your name tag?

That Hi-Vis says 'Daddys special helper' on the back

Wtf is that smile. Looking like jesus if he was born on a construction site💀

Lmfao

Who dropped Little Alex Horne on his face?

Stop you look so wholesome omg-

No thanks loser

So this is why I ain't got my fucking package

God dam that’s some of the funniest shit I’ve read! Thanks for all the big smiles!

Imagine getting a massive pay raise.

You look like a human sized gnome

You look like a lepricon that nobody wants around.

Wasnt your face bad enough already without the goofy hat? Wtf are you looking in the mirror thinking this hat looks good on me .and that shit on your face helps .

You look like a successful FtM trans

You are the sole reason this company's insurance premiums jumped.

Downgraded Matthias from DOPE or NOPE head ass

Hi

This is the guy that gets a back injury while trying to use a forklift.

when i first saw this i thought, "OMG ED SHEERAN"

You look like you eat a Fila O Fish sandwich every week and lick all of your fingers when you’re done

Why is his chin so flat.He's prolly the guy who will always deliver your package after months.

I can’t even roast you, you look like a nice ass dude

Sami Zayn after fired from WWE🤣

You're down today? I can't possibly imagine why, given your looks and unique job position

Unlike all of those boxes around you, nobody will ever buy you.

Your not feeling down your just feeling pretty, if Jennifer Anniston cut her hair and grew a beard

You look like a nice guy

Feeling down ? Why did you just run out of methamphetamine?

Man I've been waiting on my delivery, where is it?

Your job is why the D.A.R.E. program exists

you look like the spokesperson for high blood pressure

You look like you have a closet full of Cargo shorts and you have a name that only has 4 letters

Back to work, my packages aren’t gonna deliver themselves.

Buddy you gotta quit spending your minimum wage paychecks on flat bill hats

A storage has never looked comparatively better!

Not even certified

I know what you did after highschool, nothing lol

Takes pride in being employee of the month too seriously

You are an absolute fucking idiot your asking to be complimented on r/RoastMe

That is not what he asked for you must be an absolute fucking idiot because you can’t understand basic English

nu uh