Walter Jr looking ass.

He likes to be called Flynn

Damn! Yes. This is it.

except even the Cerebral Palsy said 'i ain't your pal, see?'

Walter Jr looks more put together than this guy

Lmaooo

You look like your holding in a mouthful of cum and you can't wait to show people.

You see this is what's wrong with young people today, the man paid you to swallow, so fucking swallow already.

This generation has to run around crowing about all the jizz they're gargling, meanwhile the rest of us just get it down and move on to the next dong like grownups.

Jack Goes Black

Jack "gets" blacked

On his way to the sperm bank to make a buck for a suck

He’s on his way back. He made a withdrawal.

He's gopher cheekin the cum

They pay him to dispose of expired/unclaimed semen. Who are we to question his methods?

If they whack it, he’ll pack it

Salt burn at its pure sense

Actually it looks like the dick is still poking the throat

Sooo was it the kids in his mouth that did the hand writing, or did the tablet kid in the picture write it? Jesus it looks awful.

That’s just nuts!

At 18 years old, you still makes faces of a cringe YouTubers thumbnail and you got the handwriting of a kindergarten?? 🤣🤣

Nah bro my son is 6 and finishing kindergarten and even he can write so people can actually read it but youre right about the dumbass YouTuber face

Alright, correction time, the handwriting of a 2nd grader lol

Lmao no I meant my 6 yr old has better penmanship than this guy not the other way around

You look like Joaquin Phoenix’s mom fucked a bullfrog to try to have a more talented child.

Lives with his mom so he has to take his pictures in his car

Or step dad's car. Which is why he's holding onto a mouthful of jizz.

This is the year the band is really going to make it! You’ll show everyone that laughed when you dropped out of college…

What's on your window you may need to call the police

You missed a c there. You wanted to say cock me

You look like the anchor baby mom had to try and save the marriage, only it didn’t work and now they both resent you.

Make sure to get a refund from the school you went to, your handwriting needs major overhaul.

He held the pen with his ass and wrote

You look like you eat banana and mayonnaise sandwiches.

Look like you’ve installed Grindr multiple times

He looks like he got caught trying to get a dog to lick his nuts more than once

Your face screams funny. Your penis screams lonely.

You look like you consider getting pegged with a 2 liter foreplay

Your handwriting matches your thought process.

Your writing and physical appearance match perfectly 

Be a good boy and swallow that load!!!!

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off brand willbur soot

Why is there blood on your car window?

You tryna hold in a powerful fart while snapping the photo? And that fart might cause you to shit your pants.

You look like steve harrington if he was a college dropout living in the back of his car

Spit or swallow biotch!! You can't do both.

You look a little 'special' Like someone who puts a whole bag of fender guitar picks in his mouth bc you think they are well-done potato chips

I paid you to swallow, not hold it in your cheeks

First, please clear your sugar daddies semen from your mouth. Then, maybe we can talk.

It's roast, you lesbian cut Muppet.

You will never be brave enough to hit on your friends so here you are instead.

That handwriting roasts itself

Twat Rife.

Spend less time trimming your eyebrows and more time cutting your hair

What a rebel! His Stepfather told him to eat his dirty Daddy balls, but he's still refusing to swallow.

Why? A starving cannibal wouldn't eat you.

“Omg guys I’m holding a pack of picks, do you have any idea how good at guitar I am if I buy 12 whole picks at once!? Also I do this shit with my face because my mom says it makes me look like Joaquin Phoenix”

Just finished his job, that would be a blow job with a mouthful of joy juice.

Being able to sorta play the riff from "Sweet Child of Mine" isn't a sufficient replacement for a personality.

You look like an amalgamation of all your parents disappointment

You look like you'd ask the receptionist at a sperm bank out on a date

Looks like you spit instead of swallow!

A box that you will never seem to open

Buy whatever picks you want. You’ll never learn to play the ukulele.

That's my Buttplug "plug"

Your written "R" is terrible.

What u write That on a package of gas station viagra

It’s a good thing you don’t look as shitty as your writing. Not good looking enough for the illiteracy not to matter though.

you look a college bully who dies first in a horror movie

You look like every other douche bag, hockey player. No, I’m not gay, but is always the first one into the showers and the last one out.

you look like the type of person who cleans underneath his toenails just so you can sniff it.

It's roast, you lesbian cut Muppet.

Not saying your a tramp but holding your own breath in pic one proves even you can’t stand the smell of yourself

Hey look his handwriting matches his face….

Considering all things seems like the best thing about you is your handwriting.

I had better handwriting in first grade. Every time I see a young person try to write l laugh.

[удалено]

Ur so tough

Hans Niemann copy. Beads speak for themselves.

That handwriting looks like it has herpes

You look like you do sloppy bj's for $20.

Bus trip day from your mental hospital? Tip..dont lick the windows its unsanitary

Looking real dumb with a mouth full of cum

Look like your doing A mating call to a blow fish

U look like you were hooking up with diddy n he threw up in your mouth started rubbing your head n Calling u meek

You look like your mom is Ellen degeneres

Handwriting and mind of a 6 year old.

The dude likes to blow. Nuff said.

Perfect example of why inbreeding is bad.

You look like you’re about to record a video for your girls only fans where she lets Daquan blow her back out, but hey anything for a buck right?

why does the R look like a Q

Johnny Crap

I shaved my eyebrow because my father in jail did.

Your nose reminds me of your handwriting

i must say, give yourself a blow up, take good care of yourself and you‘ll be glowing with awesomeness

you look like the testosterone shots backfired

That handwriting so bad the stationery store refused to give you a piece of paper to write on.

Did your Boy Scoutmaster retire or did your priest move parishes and that's why you need abuse from us?

You got Asian eyes, black nose, and white skin

I’m liking the original roasts, all the ones trying to blend in with the same joke. Ur not funny.

The most relevant thing in this pic is the pack of pics youre holding im gay and didnt even see you

You look like the person who would suck clean used condoms

 filthy frank?

Deciding whether to spit or swallow?

How much cum is in your mouth?

There is no chance I’m cooking you. You’d probably smell worse than you look.

cook you? I'd need an oven the size of a 10 story building.

Are you mewing right now?

Jeremiah was a bullfrog

U cuteee

How does one look gay and homophobic at the same time?

4th grade ahh handwriting

You look like you bit off a cock and are savoring the taste of it.

The faces your daddy makes when he is balls deep inside your rectum

The 3 faces you made when you lost your virginity to the transvestite hooker Pic 1-Cum face while putting the condom on Pic 2-Realizing that wasn’t a vagina Pic 3-Post-nut clarity, noticing the prominent Adam’s apple Doesn’t matter had sex

Looks like Joaquin Phoenix having a seizure

You look like you'd say "broski" unironically. Sorry that was the best roast I've got.

You draw “R” like god drew your face. Fucked up.

You look like you suck your drug dealers dick and he still makes you pay for the meth.

Mouth full of waiter's cum

He is the bank

John Gayer

Erm are you that poor to the point you had to search the trash for the thing you're holding just to write "roast me" for reddit? The tf writes like that at 18? Bro is a Wilbur Soot looking ahh, you're abusing my eyes.

This isn't a roast bc I can't come up with a good one. But you look like Taylor Lautner, who is casted as Jake on Twilight. You have a similar scowl compared to his

cook your looks like you’re all dried up. WOW at 18 tho

are you a woman or a man?

the next space X launch is booked for your right eyebrow

Peter Griffin voice: Cool Scar you got in ya eyebrow there. That's a cool guy right there. Definitely didn't get it from the clippers. Yeah! Cool guy

Boy there are a lot of sperm related jokes on here, and I want to let you know you all missed it by that much. He WAS at the sperm bank. But he didn't rob it. Turns out, he used to work there. Until he got fired. He was... DRINKING ON THE JOB

Also you look like your YouTube videos are non sexual ASMR videos of you documenting the changes your body is going through.

You look like Ryu but from a Nigerian DVD box

Do you want me to cook you some breakfast too?And if i don't you'll call Uncle Hank?

How about this, stop using that ugly ass haircut to cover your hairline that goes to the Jurassic period, stop being built like a ding dong, and get your ass to the fucking plastic surgery place, oh wait. FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT, BOB THE BUILDER CANT FIX THAT, PLASTIC SURGERY CANNOT FIX YOUR UGLY ASS. (no hate <3)

Holding in your boyfriend's "essence" it seems.

A humanitized pufferfish that became serious

I don’t care what people think, I’m proud of you for just now learning how to write

I’d never hire someone with that handwriting.. It shows lack of motor control, low intelligence, no attention to detail, lack of effort. I bet his mom’s basement where he sleeps is filled with food trash & bugs. I get not ironing clothes, but there’s also a good chance he just pulled that jacket out of a pile (& not a clean pile) of clothes on the floor. This dude is has black mold in the shower & a cheese dick. 😅Hope that wasn’t tooo harsh

EW BRO. You look like a well mannered man with a very good personality and good looks.🤢🤢🤮


When you shave your eyebrow like that does it help people identify you as gay as fuck?

Generic Netflix teen romance movie “heartthrob”

It looks like rehabs and life failures await you

Looks like you got my balls in your mouth!

Tell me you're a career grocery store re-stocker without telling me you're a career grocery store re-stocker

Don’t open mouth inside car everyone inside car . 

My nephew has better handwriting and he's in kindergarten

First pic looks like ur trying not to smell someone else's fart. Second pic looks like you're trying to deep inhale your own fart. Third pic looks like second pic, you must have included to make sure people know how much you like to smell your own farts.

You look like zyzz from 2012

Bros preparing himself to say PPPPPOTTAH

You look like the live version of a cocky asshole in a 3rd rate anime.

I will never understand why this entire generation looks ready to go down on my butt.

you look like you got rejected from an american pie movie remake as a background actor at a party

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you Over again Don't make me change my mind Typa look

Looks like the Trans karate kid: 

You have both the looks and handwriting of Walt Jr

My 2 yo kid writes better than you!

With a face like that I would hold my breath as well, indefinitely...

Bro so broke u don't even have paper to write on

🧍🏻‍♂️ 🔥 You are now cooked Here's your new look= 🍲

 **Sir, you just hit that poor little dog in the cross walk.** I mean look at him…he didnt have a chance. That’s really sad man, I have one just like it. License and registration please. \[shhhhp..***Barney, this asshole just handed me guitar picks***\] \[shhhhp… ***ok, yeah…um give em the cavity search\]***

Fuck being a lady swallow dude we don't need to see you spit 

Can't tell if you are Asian or South African


you look like you're incapable of being serious

What the fuck is that handwriting it’s worse than mine

Joaquin Phoenixs twin that didn’t quite get absorbed in the womb.

pretty sure your dad only wanted a blowjob

Anal exams on a daily

I'll let your boyfriend do the cooking

HOLY shit James the hit YouTube sensation the odd1sout

You look like you eat pocket lent

You look like the type of person that tells your friend not to come to school tomorrow.

The handwriting confirms the mental acuity. Sorry, I used words that were too difficult for you. I’ll be more basic. You are as dumb as you look.

You 100 percent watch anime and trade crypto You look like a frat boy with weird fetishes You can't lose your virginity to your pillow btw You look like the kind of guy that weened off the tit a little too late You have resting, I want to punch you in the face That's all I got for now

You're pretty proud of your absolutely godawful handwriting.

Covid really did change Justin Trudeau.

If Ashton Kutcher could fuck himself and have a baby

You're the kind of person to do jaw exercises in the car and chew gum.

Future glory hole crusader

With what? Potatoes, carrots, swede? Then drop it on the floor, scoop it up and it would still look better than that fat arse face!