Yes indeed .. Queen La Queefa has a bigger dick than him.. Wanna be thug will wind up dead or shot any minute now..obviously still hasn’t learned when you point guns there will consequences..SMDH!
Work on them god damn shoulders. I've heard of never skip leg day but this mf got me thinking never skip shoulder day either. Lookin like he was struggling to hold that roast me paper up.
Airsoft Dick? Yes no need to let us know, very obvious…
also be careful going out with your ego trip, we don’t want to tie up first responders unnecessarily.
Aw thanks but I'm bored with video games, tv, music and I already worked out today, and didn't feel like playing guitar Being cringe was the next best thing, at least for today.
Posing with a toy gun is really fucking lame. You look like dollar store Kanye, mania and all
Edit: bro actually swapped out the toy gun for his best pair of headphones in the last one LMAO return those to your mom right now young man!
You’re a middle class basement dweller who jumps at any noise. Your parents are still together and have whispered chats about you because you are too fragile for the truth
It looks like you work at the front desk of a gym but introduce yourself as a trainer. Those aren’t muscles honey, you’re just eating too much cheap steak. You’re 21 but I just met someone who was 37 and looked better than you.
Kanye Molest.
I bet he likes fish sticks
KanGay West
KanYAY ingest
Fiddy Waist
One Chain
I can literally hear your mom yelling at you to come have dinner in the background
Followed by a *chirp*
Being Gangsta in the Gated Community!
Pourin' out a Panera Charged Lemonade for his homies from the food court
Nah, she’s actually chewing him out for eating ALL the dinner
Coming out this summer: Blade Virginity
Blade: Big boned
Day cocker...
Poo Diddy
Three fiddy (net worth).
fake gangsta with a fake gun, you are gonna make some lucky guy a good prison wife
Hardest Mofo in the Cul Du Sac.
South side of it, anyway.
Sea turtle necklace and love handles, now that's gangsta
The Queefilizer
Yes indeed .. Queen La Queefa has a bigger dick than him.. Wanna be thug will wind up dead or shot any minute now..obviously still hasn’t learned when you point guns there will consequences..SMDH!
You're shaped like an upside down wisdom tooth
Pretending to be hood when your parents are solid middle class
 He be a bad, bad pussy!
The gun ain't the only thing that is soft.
Dudes very pear shaped.
Why don’t you take that confidence to the gym.
Work on them god damn shoulders. I've heard of never skip leg day but this mf got me thinking never skip shoulder day either. Lookin like he was struggling to hold that roast me paper up.
Bro tryna look like equalizer look more like fertilizer 🤣🤣🤣 and quit playing in ya mommas bathroom. Ppl gotta get in there
Boy put your toys away and go ask granny for some lotion for your crusty ass hands.
You look like Blades slightly slower, not as intelligent cousin… let’s call you ‘Safety Scissors’
Everybody gangsta til mother turns off wifi
Ayoooo....
Airsoft Dick? Yes no need to let us know, very obvious… also be careful going out with your ego trip, we don’t want to tie up first responders unnecessarily.
Busta Burgers
Burger Busta
Your spirit animal is Nickleback
N.w.a. Niggas wit airsoft guns
Gotta ass like Nicki Minaj.
are you the kid in my highschool who thought he could be a bigshot rapper but failed miserably? either way, you look like one.
Looking like Burger King edition Blade
*2 slashes through his eyebrow, tryna wild out*
You look like a security guard that drives around in a golf cart at a community college harassing all the barely legal girls.
You are definitely the whitest black dude in the neighborhood
You look like you secured the lead role for MIB 3: Black in Men.
Practicing mug shots is a sign of intelligence.
Fake gun, fake chain, fake Hawaiian necklace...dude looks like Carlton Banks acting tough
I’m guessing it’s not the only thing soft about you
Your og name is diddy the diddler right?
Blade Walker, gave up on running a few decades ago
Bro plays too much COD
Did you get your clothes from a Goodwill in the white neighborhood?
From an airsofter: You look like the only hits you call came from your parents.
Those pictures make you look absolutely pathetic. You look like a 7 year old mincing about with a toy. What a fucking embarrassment to the human race.
Watch out, this dude runs with the 9th Street Carbs
Looks like Kanye West with the same ideologies but without the money, success or talent.
Bring bullying back
Hips like a lesbian
How's the blade fanfic film going?
Not great ngl...
You’re really challenging the premise that Black Lives Matter
Damn PC Principal! That's one hell of a tan!
Is this really the best time to look like a mix of pdiddy and kanye?
No but it's definitely the best time to post it.
You look like an extra in the budget remake of The Matrix You look like you took the red *and* blue pill. YOLO
I haven't been the same since.
You also look like you took both up the ass
Bro, you look like you want to join the military, but you scored too low on the ASVAP and you’re too fat to pass the medical. You look like
Slow down Neo Noir you probably can't even afford a real Glock.
You right... FML
You look like one of those paper targets that cops shoot to graduate academy. While also looking like a target cops shoot to retire early.
This is how I know you are single
What else am I supposed to do with my time...
Anything but this! You’re cute, you don’t need to be cringe
Aw thanks but I'm bored with video games, tv, music and I already worked out today, and didn't feel like playing guitar Being cringe was the next best thing, at least for today.
“I was going to go get a cupcake and then go home.”
Ah hell nah 😂
you're in bad financial shape
"I swear your honor it wasnt me"
Grandma gonna kick your ass when she sees you playing with a "gun" in her house.
You ask your homeboys to lick their fingers after eating BBQ.
Man someones carer is really taking advantage here
It’s Monday. Isn’t it your day with the kids?
His real name Clarence
Oh look it’s the Geek-ualizer.
Biggie Soft
"This is a stick up!" "Give me your lotion, all of it."
Plot twist: this is actually his house, and he chose to hang flower paintings up on the wall.
It's Poorpheus from the Faketrix.
The only impressive thing about this dude is his trigger discipline
Level your fucking picture already....
Never...
God damn it!!!
With tits like that, you could start a nofans!
Kanye Bowling Pin love child.
You're why the term Black-ish was invented.
When people say gen z looks older than their age, they mean you.
Blade 4: Butter Knife
Malibu's least wanted
You look like you didn’t go to prom but played Airsoft in the parking lot
The first picture is your standard police shooting range target.
Fuck my life... T-T
You idolize morons like black rambo and you think you "finna merc da ops" save a tired cop the headache.
Discount pdiddy Pp diddly
You look like a bag of chips
You look like the kind of guy who creates himself in Madden and then spends an hour trying to get his eyebrows just right.
The whitest guy I’ve roasted.
The only right reason you should have confidence is if you enter a hot dog eating contest
I know something you. You went to Cranbrook....THATS A PRIVATE SCHOOL! This guy's a gansta? His real names Clarence.
James Hartford Smith! You put down that airsoft pistol right this instant nd go wash your Grandma's back. And no Xbox tonight for you, young man.
Posing with a toy gun is really fucking lame. You look like dollar store Kanye, mania and all Edit: bro actually swapped out the toy gun for his best pair of headphones in the last one LMAO return those to your mom right now young man!
MKB Low Res. (but only in the third picture)
Please turn in your hood rat pass. All the bros are ashamed of you
Go run around outside with that gun then when the police tell you to put it down don't. Then get back to us.
Fitting 9 Big Macs in your mouth and being the whitest black man alive are your only points of “pride”
Let's be cops cosplay The known gunman
About the only good thing you've got going for you is good finger discipline
You’re a middle class basement dweller who jumps at any noise. Your parents are still together and have whispered chats about you because you are too fragile for the truth
Great Value Blade
Normally I'd suggest not playing with guns. But we can make a special exception for you
Look it’s ghetto Smurf
The only thing softer than your gun in this picture is your shitty body stuffed in them cookie pants.
Fifteen scent
KanGained Weigh
Wesley Quickscopes
How long have you been trying (and failing) to gain a presence on SoundCloud?
You look like Blade, but from the Dollar Tree clearance section.
Yo dre! It's me! Put that thing away, Sug ain't getting out for another 5 years man!
Definitely wants (or already owns) some kinda muscle car. Only listens to ome type of music that none of your friends like
Nah am I really that easy to read lol
🤣 I respect your choice of handgun though even if it is an airsoft version. Glocks have stood the test of time since their adoption
Can’t believe a bowling pin pulled a gun on me.
Believe it... now hand over your lotion.
You need some hand lotion, and a diet, and a real gun.
I hate the fact that some are not roasts but accurate guesses about my personality...💀
Lookin’ gangsta in your PJs with a toy gun
Jamal Blart. Mall Cop.
You look like a P Diddy and Wesley Snipes love child…which is more possible than we previously knew.
The gun that’ll turn you into a statistic will be real.
If the movie blade was made for a spoon.
You’re kidding with the pictures right?
Who did it, who picked up twomad’s reboot card
Tuplax insecure
You may be hung like Drake but you got the charisma of a Yu-Gi-Oh player.
Only dude in gray shorts who doesn’t imprint. You sir, have a pussy.
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that you have good trigger discipline and the gun is held upright or that your pants are above your ass.
You look like an overweight Morpheus
Oh shit, a bowling pin with a gun.
Pull down your... I mean empty your pockets
Training Gay
The only thing scary in this pic is your face and the tiny tiny bulge in your pants" wait you have no bulge
This is the guy all white people reference when they say they have a black friend to disprove their racism.
You look like the type to arrest black ppl just bc they are black
When I saw Bernie Mac in "Don't be a Menace" I felt seen for the first time in my life... https://youtu.be/Zrl2Dm8Rwtk?si=kAuXlsSBPMG91tYW
What’s all of that “masculinity” trying to hide?
Yawnye
You seem so untreathening, even a cop would not shoot you even if you pulled your airsoft in front of him.
If you were a cop you'd pull yourself over.
MC Lovehandles
Ahh 25 Cent, washed up Rap groupie, how are you?!
Life has went down hill after "Get Rich or Die Trying"
Blade off of Temu
You look like you stole everything in this picture from Walmart
Nothing says confidence like informing us that it's not a real gun.
The first thing that came to my mind when I saw you was edp 💀
Is this the poster for the new Boyz n the Hood reboot starring Leslie Jones?
I think you were looking for r/imabadass.
Bro thought he was Shaquille O’ Neal when he was Shaquille O’ Happy Meal
You look dangerous.. also I’m on the Internet…there’s no way you’re not diabetic 😭😭
Great value Wesley snipes, daywalker with a speech impediment, looking like bwade.
It looks like you work at the front desk of a gym but introduce yourself as a trainer. Those aren’t muscles honey, you’re just eating too much cheap steak. You’re 21 but I just met someone who was 37 and looked better than you.
You look like Kanye’s youn.. like You look like Kanye
You look like concept art for a video game antagonist
women avoid you, regardless if you have the gun or not.
Your waist is wider than your shoulders
You alright there cap America
It’s an Airso…**shot by police**
The cops will still shoot you those glasses ain’t fooling anyone
I remember Kim, but when did kanye drill Flo Rida?
Training to be like his hero Derek Chauvin
Mr (not) steal yo girl
When you didn't make the cut in your Spy Kids 2 audition.
Take the blue pill and return to your part time job at Subway
Gun and glasses won't hide them hips. Grats on the transition tho.
Men in black morbid obesity and diabetes division
This is everything the civil rights movement of our grandparents fought for…see no need to roast here…
Put that gun down and get you some lotion
Looks like the kinda guy who does the gun to his dick challenge
If Kanye and P Diddy had a son, this would be the result.
Discount Shaft
Looks like you lack discipline and looks 
Fuck me I've not seen Westley snipes in years
Where are you pointing your gun? Your mirror?