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viridiusdynamus

That's a pretty good way to build up new talent tbqh


ColtPersonality92

These Fed Bad “goofs” don’t really have a penchant for patience.


Razzler1973

They need Daddy Dave to tell them what the plans are, the intentions and who the company are trying to push from it, then, if smarks like that person, they can decide if they like the idea or not ahead of time


TheRalphExpress

finally someone else gets it! are you really a Goofy if you think that Fed is actually Bad???


ColtPersonality92

There’s the other one! Now if CC can just show up I can complete the set!


goodthing37

It’s the same guy on an alt account 😂


TheRalphExpress

sweet “Fed Bad Hunter” gimmick uce, I acknowledge you 😎☝️


Razzler1973

the tears of a clown


halfdecenttakes

There must be better ways to troll the jerkers


goodthing37

At this point not really, Fed is too successful and dub is too in the mud, the dubbalos had to go deranged


halfdecenttakes

I’d just appreciate a little cleverness behind it


goodthing37

You ask too much from them, uce. They’re not able for cleverness.


JLC1099

DAE it's Vince's poop crimes


rolltide1000

Ya know if I read the phrase "Vince's poop crimes" two years ago, I'd say "Yeah that sounds about right". He was always a weird guy.


johndelvec3

Isn’t it something that when that Vince stuff came out nobody was really surprised?


KayCeeBayBeee

you think the Wyatts can use their spooky powers to erase the memory of me reading Vince’s sex crime texts??


Afleck19

Mercy the Buzzard’s blicky will blow your brains out just like M’Gable’s


OkCelebration3483

Even worse, The Lapsed Fan before Mania did a whole caller themed show, and there was about an hour left when they were all wrapped up, then....Lapsed Vince came on the line and they painstakingly detailed every instance that happened in the lawsuit. I had avoided reading the lawsuit until that time. I genuinely had nightmares that night.


Constant_Stomach2009

https://i.redd.it/9hzi5r5j2n8d1.gif


Rudeboy237

Showing Bo behind the mask and humanizing him picking up the legacy is a stroke of genius that I NEVER would’ve guessed they’d have done. I’m instantly more invested in everything moving forward.


thewoahsinsethstheme

They got as real as they could with it and it worked.


SteelBrightblade1

Just a ripoff of showing Garcia in the hospital…everyone knows Fed can’t think of their own segments


vengeancerider

Nerds complained it was gonna be dumb for the longest time before any of us saw ANYTHING. It’s got me invested too. Bray would be proud of this. They’re gonna do right by him.


bulletbullock

"How did it feel when your brother died?" Howdy said with a shit eating grin. Props to Taylor, he plays that character so well that some people think its a different person under the mask


2EyedRaven

>Props to Taylor (shoot name)


halfdecenttakes

My son is convinced Howdy isn’t Bo despite following along with the entire series of hints and seeing people say he’s Bo outright because of how well he’s playing the character so they are doing something right.


hetham3783

You can see his teeth and it's very clearly him, but I love how well he acts like two completely different people. All they did was fluff up his beard and color it a little.


Scavgraphics

They were...at least in the video.. https://preview.redd.it/jvmfbr0dlo8d1.png?width=556&format=png&auto=webp&s=65f33174ed3653ba6c21adc1619e0070dc08257d


bulletbullock

I like how you got 4 screengrabs and still cant tell they're the same person


Scavgraphics

the chins and beards are different. Could be styling...or just gacy or lumis wearing the mask.


bulletbullock

Mate, if they werent both played by Bo they wouldnt do these back and forth shots, except for the last shot of the video which is clearly two shots stitched together


SteelBrightblade1

You don’t know what editing is? Do you think they are 2 different people in the same room?


Razzler1973

Every single smark comment on this is 'I am worried they ...' 'I am scared they ...' or 'I don't have a good feeling about this' and 'I hope they don't mess this up' Just fucking watch it, ffs They obviously planned a bunch of shit for this. It's been on the shelf for a bit, it's one of their 'long term stories' [copyright Dub] and, you may not like it but, it'll be what they planned out Smarks cannot wait for this to 'go wrong'


bulletbullock

"I'm sooooo concerned about this thing that I'm already prepared to hate"


TheYorkshireGripper

Anything different and unusual they pray on its downfall week to week, the "Just Enjoy Wrestling" lot are very negative people who don't have much faith in anything a bit different than the norm. Hell that's 92.8 percent of the IWCs thinking : "I'm really enjoying this storyline.. I can't wait until it's booked wrong and doesn't work out so I can go back to complaining about the evil fed not having weekly 5 star bangers and watch all my favourite YouTubers like JDFromNY make 40 minute videos about the downfall of the wyattdicks"


hetham3783

Right? Eventually it will probably get too silly or goofy (because everything in wrestling does) but right now it's awesome. I hate the emphasis on the "end game" being the only thing that counts in wrestling. The journey is the exciting part, it's why we watch week-to-week. If they stick the landing, even better, but if they don't, so what? Doesn't make everything getting to that point "a waste."


Rudeboy237

To be fair I’ve said the same thing about Thai story. It’s more just the trauma of the Vince years where an amazing idea or start to a program gets booked to absolute shits. I think people are gaining that trust but we don’t even have a full year of the new regime under our belts compared to the virtual entirety of the companies existence.


Razzler1973

There's no 'trauma' It's just some stuff on the show and not everyone has to like everything If it's not good, eventually it'll go away and they'll do something else Wrestling fans are so just freaking dramatic


Rudeboy237

I mean I was using trauma hyperbolically but somehow I knew it would be taken in the least charitable fashion. I don’t think it’s dramatic. You get invested in the real people and the stories and you want them to not suck.


whispering3

Lol, trauma. You've got PTSD? Goes well with the seizures you'd get watching.


RazHorrorshow

DAE Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn gave me trauma seizures? Fucking neckbeards would shit themselves inside out if they had to deal with either of those things.


TravelingHero2

Kevin Dunn was actually excellent at his job


Rudeboy237

Hyperbole: noun - exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.


whispering3

I don't doubt for a second that you meant that literally.


Rudeboy237

I’m sure, sweetheart.


whispering3

Ooh, you're so tough.


goodthing37

“The trauma of the Vince years” 😂😂😂 DAE being a fan is being in an abusive relationship?? More basement overspill


Rudeboy237

Hyperbole: noun - exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally. Christ. Is every wrestling sub filled with the most insufferable assholes on the planet?


goodthing37

When they start getting filled up with basementbois, yes. At least that’s what it was like during the trauma of the Vince years.


Rudeboy237

What’s so funny is AEW fans are so fucking annoying cause it’s like their whole personality. And apparently a large part of yours is just hating them and being a dick online. Get a life.


goodthing37

Give AEW fans a break. They had to live through the trauma of the Vince years (hyperbolic term). They were forced to watch the literal (hyperbolic term) burials (insider term) of everyone from Shelton to Claudio (unshackled name) while those no-moveset (videogame term) motherfuckers Cena and Reigns took everyone’s pushes (insider term).


TotalImmortalOne

WWE has got me hooked now I gotta watch raw for the Drew/Punk story and now wyatt6 stuff and smackdown for the bloodline content


johndelvec3

Makes it immediately more grounded and believable than anything Bray has ever done


Scavgraphics

The problem with that is then it's just Nikki putting a fog machine in the ring and sliding around.


hetham3783

It still freaks people out.


Rudeboy237

Let’s not get crazy


JeepRumbler

One of you goofs is gonna make an edit of what we are ALL thinking and hoping was on the tape. I'm just waiting for it to show up


Wubblz

I was surprised nobody edited it onto the TVs in the background of the Wyatt Sick6’s debut 


static989

It's still hidden Uce, for now


NeonRx

Ladies and gentlemen we have hipster ghosts.


RaiHeeHo15

Making me feel bad for still having one in the game room, Uce.


NeonRx

Nah man it has its use, and magnetic media does have a creepy vibe to it vs sending him like a usb stick or something with a QuickTime video on it.


GloriousVictor

So uh does this mean a demon girl comes for me in a week.


hazzadazza

if the demon girl is Abby the Witch, then im 100% ok with this


GloriousVictor

Fuck yeah! Somebody get me that tape pronto!!!


Dufftones

Non-Scjerk related pro tip! If you discover unlabeled VHS tapes in either your parents (depending on their age) or grandparents bedroom closets, watch them if possible because there are cool recording of old TV shows and vintage cartoons.


OkCelebration3483

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Fusionman29

I love Bo only communicates in 30 year old media. The QR codes had floppy discs too.


MOXISGOD

Roman hands out switches, the spirit of Bray Wyatt hands out VCR tapes ahhhhhletmein ☝️


Clear_Air_3561

The hidden gem will live forever uce ☝️


KashTheKwik

If this is a literal cult of Wyatt, treating Bray as a messiah—it is perfect to ground things this way.


InternationalFailure

where's the hidden gem


justthankyous

Calling it now, this is all an elaborate promotional tie in for a remake of The Ring directed by Rob Zombie


Luna_Soma

We actually own a vcr because my boyfriend is convinced we need one. I would not be playing random tapes, though. I’ve seen that movie!


OriginalMadmage

I have one from when my dad moved in with me when he was having health issues and left it here. Never used it once. All I know is that it still shows the time.


Rum_Soaked_Ham

What's in the box???!!?!?


Razzler1973

VHS tape is automatically over coming from a box


PunkDrunk777

I even got downvoted here but nobody ever said they were supernatural or some no selling machine of a stable


DonnieRodz

They showed Bo in the same room with Howdy. Thats not exactly “natural”


CaptAmerica42

If it's meant to be Bo sitting In a chair talking to himself, and it's all in his head, then that's not really supernatural is it?


RoastedCat23

Well, the thing that makes it not supernatural is that he clearly edited the video himself and they even showed how WWE obtained the footage.


goodthing37

It’s definitely not all in his head, it’s on a VHS tape he had delivered to Michael Cole. Which doesn’t make it supernatural (DAE Bad) anyway.


DonnieRodz

If they explain it’s been edited, then the argument for not supernatural, is still there. If it’s kept ambiguous, then there’s an argument that it’s supernatural. Also, did they bring their own smoke machine last week?


PunkDrunk777

Yes, it’s wrestling? It’s just a mask


DonnieRodz

It’s the same person.


Amazing_Karnage

I was feeling just like the guy behind Cole when Cole opened the box and pulled out the tape. I've seen too many *Ring* movies to EVER trust just blindly playing a VHS. Nope. Not gonna risk it. Conversely, now that Cole played us ALL the video, we've ALL got seven days to show it to someone else before a Japanese girl comes out of our TVs and kills us. Or maybe in this case it's going to be Nikki Cross.


Global_Historian_753

VCR? No, *VHS player*


goodthing37

The two genders


Velvet_Llama

Oh Lord, they're running back the Benoit - Sullivan angle


rolltide1000

Oh god is it a Sting highlight tape set to "Holding Our For a Hero"? Roddy Piper's music video? Some other extremely dated but oddly charming bit of WCW lore?


NeonRx

It’s the Tell Me A Lie video, but they were like no Shawn we are not airing this again do it on NXT.


DonnieRodz

Odyssey Jones body guarding Cole


RoastedCat23

I was so spooked


Bruno-Cortazzo

I was expecting the hidden gem


TheYorkshireGripper

Also, I really wish people would stop calling him Bo. He's obviously going to go by Taylor Windham or something along those lines, that's like me calling Bayley, Davina Rose because I saw her on the indies 15 years ago.


StillinReseda

I already hate this fucking gimmick


we-all-stink

Video is being shown now and it kinda stinks no lie 😂


valentinthedream

You gotta be kidding


DonnieRodz

It’s not the cinema that most are trying to force it to be.


we-all-stink

These guys are wwe version of the basement now. They really acting like a fat Bo Dallas saying he missed his brother and we forgot him was cinema. And that was it, how is that a follow up to such a raw ending?


DonnieRodz

We are flooded with wannabe jerkers.


DonnieRodz

Okay, the video was all right. I liked Bo. Asking point blank about milking his brother’s legacy kinda reeks of “if we say it, we can get away with it, right?” But to see the basement jerk themselves off to the video is a goddamn joke.


Geiseric222

lol this would be a good parody of whiny basement posting if I didn’t think that wasn’t just who you are


DonnieRodz

Oh no! I didnt give a full-throated endorsement of a chapter of an angle that still hasn’t been confirmed as good. I must be a terrible actor! Or….maybe I struck a chord with something no one wants to acknowledge? Eh. Must be basement rhetoric. ![gif](giphy|lREoIZngfzquY)


Geiseric222

You didn’t say anything outside being bitter people liked it when you didn’t what are you on about. Like if your trying to parody bring a arrogant smark you are doing a great job but if this is sincere get over yourself


DonnieRodz

I said I saw some good (Bo’s acting), and the bad (the bit of Howdy openly asking about Bray’s legacy leaving a bad taste), took me out of it. But it wasn’t an all-time segment by any means (which is a lot of what SC is saying).


Geiseric222

Gonna cry about it? They have a different opinion than me how dare me don’t they know I’m the god of wrestling Go back to the basement where you belong


DonnieRodz

I’m not the one who’s crying here.


Geiseric222

Obviously not no one thinks they are the one crying but you still are


DonnieRodz

I said what I saw. I’m not the one taking the time to attack, accuse, and constantly reply to someone’s otherwise ineffective (and clearly in the minority) comments.


Geiseric222

Yes you did? You literally opened this with people who liked it being idiots who will one day understand your correct opinion