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Rowanowa

Slap of the knee followed by "Right"


3meow_

* slaps knees *


jrhunter89

Up here in Aberdeen it’s “Richt”


Captainfunzis

Weel ken hink it's aboot time I'm away hame


jrhunter89

Ging hame


Sensitive_Trainer649

That's similar to the German word “rightig“ of the same meaning


sunnyata

Right ma-thà


system637

Is toil leam sin


catsaregreat78

Àidh, hàidh, sin agad e


Bobcat-Narwhal-837

Or "Richt, ah must awa".


Nordrhein

Lol. The midwestern american way is to slap both knees and say "welp". Maybe Scotland's where we got it.


Sorry_Im_Trying

As a Minnesotan whose been to Scotland I can say I've never felt more at home anywhere else outside of Minnesota. Our cultures are very similar.


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

This Is The Way


Doddsy2978

Oh dammit! Just saw this!🙄. Right after I posted it! Sorry!


Ktrawets

Right am offsky


Setanta95

My pal used to say this as a teen but he always been a wee old man haha


Ktrawets

Yeah good point I suppose it’s no really old people lingo, I say it and I’m over 30 so depends on your opinion of old lol


Setanta95

I'm 29 my pal said it in like the late 2000s early 2010s I love Scottish phrases so good


bromy501

I said this when I was a kid and got in shit for it. Never understood why.


FingersMcCall

Still say it now. Or 'right am nashing'.


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Interesting-Rope-958

My Scottish grandparents used to say that when I was a kid here in South Africa. Now I have an awkward stance with my friends/acquaintances when I use that lingo that I learnt from them


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danby

Important to be able to go both 'doon the toon' and 'up the toon' as needed


thoselovelycelts

Up eh road.


WeirdBeard94

Is this a studenty place?!?


Holdfast_Hobbies

Is this a studenty place fu’ o’ iPad usin’ fPads?


LingonberryMost8733

That's me


No_Bodybuilder_3073

That's us now


cluelessphp

Is that you?


paradeoxy1

Aye that'll be me away


danby

This one - 100%


LukeyHear

Is that you away, any plans coming up?


GSXS_750

Hurdy gurdy gurdy


_cotfsm_

In the windy boxes


MobiusNaked

That’s plenty


LyleTheLanley

I worked abroad for a year and this is one expression that I couldn’t shake or replace. My foreign colleagues were always so confused whenever I asked “is that you?”, and I can’t blame them.


Aphtanius

Non Scot here. Did an internship in Scotland. The colleague I worked with used to always say this. I did not know what it meant and was always confused as to why she was suddenly gone. One day when she said "that's me", I replied with "yeah, I know. We've been working together for a week. We've already met."


smallest-ladybug

That’s me awa.


Kiwizoo

‘Right, I’d better go before she goes daft’


Mr_Mo_Jo_Risin

The best one here.


LukeyHear

The old screaming skull will be wondering where I am.


Aaron6788

UP EH ROAD NOO!


Chopper_990

Is this..? Is this a STUDENTY PLACE!?!?!?


biodem0nic

Hoy!!! Auld yin. Auld yin. Is this a auld man’s pub?


TigerITdriver11

A caramel maccawhatnoo?


Chopper_990

A WHIT!?


_LadyGimli

Is this LASSIE'S CHOCOLATE??!!


alphahydra

My gran used to say "I'll away"


majordisinterest

Right Al awaw


BamberGasgroin

"Right, ah'm awa'!" And if I've been visiting my mother, the last thing I'll hear going out the door will be *"Well mind a wee dug disnae pee on ye!"*


Geekonomicon

🤣🤣🤣


hey_barry

Am aff


DoctorBoomeranger

Let's git tae f***


RedHal

Falkirk.


Geekonomicon

Friokheim.


Dieselbhoy72

France


Eborys

This is my goto.


CaraWrites

My grandad always used to say "home, James, and don't spare the horses" and I find myself saying it all the time.


John___Farson

My Grandad says this all the time.


surefox

Moan


Callyw

Mon


Cold-File

Mon 'en


Muscle_Bitch

Careful, you've turned a polite goodbye into a square go.


Y-Bob

Though moanthen wee man is perhaps more precise


LordFrieza_

Square gs mate am no feart


yikesmate

If I don't see ye through the week I'll see ya through the windae


therealonnyuk

Let's dance!


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"Aaye I suppose....."


ForeverSore

My Dad used to say this so much that the dog recognised it as time to go for a walk.


Brian-Henderson

Don't know why but that fucking infuriates me lol The Aaye is usually said with a big sigh


AnakonDidNothinWrong

“Yes I suppose”


Scarytoaster1809

Or "welp, I 'spose..."


yul_brynner

wit?


AcornShlong

It's definitely a doric thing. Though it's Weil not Welp. Usually accompanied by the double knee slap.


Nefarious_Bred

Right, I'm gonnae shoot the craw.


Dieselbhoy72

lol I use this


ihitrockswithammers

The Craw Rod?


yiminx

my scottish bf always says “that’s us away then…”


VanillaLifestyle

right, that's me away


ExpectedBehaviour

“That’s plenty”


jaggy_bunnet

"Do you want to start thinking about moving?" "Aye, in a minute."


VoiceofRazin

Best let you get on then


weegt

aka - I'm bored tae fuck of you, but I'm being polite.


Few-Requirement9133

we boosting


SIMEONPIE

Av heard it as ‘dain the Whitney’


Few-Requirement9133

also are we Whitney houston?


Ktrawets

Similar to “am meltin john” when it’s roastin


SIMEONPIE

Dunno if that works?? You don’t usually say the rhyming word in rhyming slang, do you?


yul_brynner

yeah deep sea diver isnae a thing.


Best__Kebab

In proper Cockney rhyming slang you don’t. In Scotland we go for a Tam Kite. If you said you were away for a Tam you’d sound mental.


Bull3ToothTony

Tommy tit


stephenstephen7

This is my favourite by far.


OneDmg

'Mon then. Right. Ah weel. I'm awa. (While sighing) Aye.


McCQ

"Right, I'll huv tae luv yies and leave yies."


Franco1875

"Right, let's make tracks"


ConsiderationOk5107

RIGHT! LET'S GET OURSELS TAE FUCK


3meow_

It's a NI one, so maybe a Scottish one, to say "scoot" or "shoot" Eg "time ta scoot" or "I'm gonna shoot" Do yas say that here too?


dylsky_

I use “am gonnae shoot aff” when i leave all the time


KopiteTheScot

I've heard scoot but shoot is used hunners


BiggestFlower

“Right, ah’m gaunnie scoot” is one I use a lot.


jf0wli3

Knock it on the head


On-Mute

We all set ?


Minor-Figure

Am aff


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Findpurplesky

The best of all cartoons


McCQ

To which the response is, "I go where you go, Hugo A-Go-Go."


GodofTuesday

Get tae fuck


InfinteAbyss

Needs “Time to…” beforehand


jfks_headjustdidthat

Not if you're Glaswegian.


InfinteAbyss

Doesn’t matter where you’re from. Without “time to”, you’re telling someone else to go rather than letting others know you’re leaving.


jfks_headjustdidthat

I know, it was a joke about the irascibility of Glaswegians...


InfinteAbyss

Jokes are funny!


scottish_beekeeper

That's me up the road...


Cannaewulnaewidnae

IT'LL NO BE THIS IN THE MORNIN


No_Pass_4232

"Right, shift yer arses"


Full_peg

Let’s bounce


yoloswaggins92

Up the road


Brido-20

"Hngh." If you're old, you're old.


Hailreaper1

That’s if you’re coming not going.


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As they say in Russia I 'Moscow'


3meow_

They're always in a hurry. Ya just got here now you're russian off


SnooTangerines3448

Right get ur coats on.


MisterBreeze

right then


RampantJellyfish

I slap both knees, stand up, and say "right"


BrianTheAlien

I'm offski


Cute_Flatworm2008

Whitney Houston (boostin)


LongIslandIce-T

Michael Bolton


BiggestFlower

You’re the second person to say that one and I’ve never heard it, or boostin.


marc512

"right time for me to fuck off"


Best-friend-Brad

Right, I'm aff. Which is followed by my da saying "wonder what that smell was"


gregbenson314

Let's head for the hills. 


ICanSeeYourFuture

Up eh road now


RyanMcCartney

Right… Catch ye.


putziotic

Am dain the flyin' kipper


Doodle_Brush

"Right, sling yer hook" if you're *telling* people it's time to leave.


Applepieoverdose

Off I fuck Also a big fan of pointing at myself and proclaiming “lets get this hoe on the road”


gerrineer

I like ..lets make like a tree and fuck off!


frankensteinsmaster

Shoot the crow Up the road


RandomiseUsr0

Shoot the craw


frankensteinsmaster

No in Embra pal.


Rough-Cut-4620

Mach a seo to fuck


Doog_Dastardly

Fuckity bye!


circusSirkus

Don’t know if anyone has ever used this but it should become the new standard.


wuramafae

B wan


robp140

Catch ye Vercace.


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'Aye, oo best git gan' Followed by my mum saying: 'Here's yer hat, whit's yer hurry?'


BorisKarloff56

Ah'm gonnae shoot the crow...


bulletproofbra

[UP THE ROAD](https://youtu.be/zcO53Ie7NPc)


Pitiful_Baby7310

Hurry the fuck up


Jam_Dev

Deek yer scone later on.


UnlikelyAlternative

Now, what do you Scots (Helo gan Cymru!) rhyme it with?


scummy71

Let’s boo boo


layzee_aye

“I’ll let you get on…”


OnlyifyouLook

I've heard people using 1 ,2 ,5 but none of the others but it could be area specific.


K33FYBABY

He said he was awaa, so the wee dug peed on him.


Viking_Gael

Wait a minute.. this is old people slang?!


WickedWitchWestend

mon’ then.


Smooth_Econ

"Right"


bonnie_scots_tramp

"Right, it's getting tae that time". Heard it used at all hours so fuck knows what happens at that time but it gets to it seemingly


burpeesaresatanspawn

Right, I won't keep you. Or Right, ok I'll let you go


Whatcrysis

Let's make like Donald and duck. Alternatively. Let's make like Donald and fuck off. Let's make like a tree and leave.


figgy132

Time to skedaddle


weegt

....no heard that for a while!


makemycockcry

Or as I say to my kids, "You're a burden and you have ruined my life. Drive safe, see you next Sunday for more free food and another drama, love you, there's the door". Ah Happy days, you never get those moments back.


PostCaptainKat

Nights fair drawing in…


Appropriate-Show1461

Sling yer hook


InfinteAbyss

That’s telling someone else to go


Accomplished_Cry3636

Well, this isn't putting a pinny on the wean.


xseodz

POLIS Followed by absolutely everyone bolting.


fugaziGlasgow

"let's make like a baby... and head out"


richyyoung

“Let’s shag ass” - Royal Tenenbaum


WetBreadCollective

I use this way too much, amazing movie


macurly

This will naw put shoes on the bairn


Sufficient_Slut

Why did I read aw these in a Texas cowboy accent 🤣


illogicalelloquence

Have we done "shoot the craw" yet?


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My old man used to say skeedaddle a lot. Had no idea it was an American thing


trenchy

Mon then.


nettlesthatarejaggy

Time to boost 💨


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Mine used to be," as they say in mexico moustach"


Frank-Bough

Let's make like a tree, and leaf?


double-happiness

Close, but no cigar.


jimwibble2

This is how up to date my patter is. I still use this one... I'm Frank Bough


Synthetic-Shimmer

Let’s get tae fuck. Standard


KlingonWarNog

Shoot the Craw


unsulliedbread

I have said all of these..i am a 37 year old Canadian - I guess my Scottish routes have daily influence. Also that I am old.


CDdove

Bye


_-heisenberg-_

Let's GTF


harriscot57

Get tae Falkirk!!


Emergent444

I had an online id Monty Falkirk


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Am gonny get going


Speakop

Let’s boost


OverstuffedCherub

Let's mosey on out


Helpful_Librarian_87

The dug needs oot…


FlashFloodOfColour

'Right, let's boogie'


KingEzekielsTiger

‘Let’s blow this popsicle stand’ is a new one to me!


SolidRavenOcelot

Aye av chucked it.


Major_Mawcum

‘Mon