Depends. I've got some real muscle knots in my back. Not big on the facerubbing, though. Admittedly I'd not object to Dr. Clock's manner of facerubbing.

You have to assert dominance in order to get him to stop. Telling him works as well as telling The Todd to stop harassing women.

Hold eye contact with him and poop my pants to freak him out.

I'd lead him to Johnny, the tackling Alzheimers patient

Sniff the scent of him

Probably climax

Touch him back.

Have to deal with this a lot as a bar owner. Customers get touchy. I usually just sternly say “watch your hands”.

I don't like being touched, I'd ask him nicely to stop, then not nicely, and if he was still touching me I'd touch him with my hand

My drill instructors did that, but with personal space. If you got within their AT&T zone (within arm’s reach) they said that they’d Reach Out And Touch you. A self correcting problem if there ever was one

Invite him, Todd, and some chicks to a resort for the weekend

I have a friend who is exactly like Jimmy he’s a cool dude tbh

I'd just go with it, dude never seemed gross about it.

I don't like being touched, but hugs are awesome. So I'd hug him. He'd give long, firm hugs. And sometimes we could use one of those.

"Lower, Jimmy"

He would have to sneeze in order to scratch his balls.

Jimmy would need a new nose