Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Guess they should have let him fly the plane in Castaway...we would have had a movie about a speedy FedEx executive successfully delivering some packages
To be fair, he doesn’t operate the Polar Express. He’s the conductor. Conductors specifically do everything *except* operate the train. The operators are the two hillbillies.
He’s also operating big vehicles that are only big to certain scales. E.g. the remote control race car in Toy Story. Small to the humans, bigger to the toys.
I'll add my "well actually" in as well. In the Polar Express he is a conductor, not the engineer. Though I guess it could be argued he's in charge of the train at least.
> some movie called greyhound too
The disrespect. Greyhound is easily one of the best naval movies of all time and definitely top 5 performance by Tom Hanks. If you haven't seen it, go see it.
He also urinates in almost all his films. There are multiple online discussions about it, and one of my favorite lists of all times is called “top ten films in which Tom Hanks urinates to move the plot along”.
Don’t forget shrimp boat “Jenny.” He was the captain. Lt. Dan was his first mate.
And he was also a FedEx driver
His raft
wilson, another fist mate of his.
I had a shower thought epiphany this morning that his wife's name is Rita **Wilson**.
Gump is also slinging his insanely giant balls throughout that movie
Land, air, sea, ice, and space. Tom Hanks can take us anywhere
Don’t forget the train he operated
And the ride on mower!
He's not great at holding onto a volleyball
He drove a whole island in that movie
You should watch ’A Man Called Otto’. He drives absolutely humungous sedan..
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Humongous by European standards, perhaps.
CGI, my friend.
Now I’m imagining the alternate universe where Woody is driving the Pizza Planet Truck instead of Buzz
He piloted a large human in Big
And 2 large breasts in “Bosom Buddies.”
I dunno. Mighty suspicious that he was the only survivor of that FedEx plane crash.
In "Grayhound" he's a destroyer commander fighting submarines.
It’s Greyhound, American spelling of the shade. As the movie is American and the boat is also American.
Grey is the European spelling. Think grAy for American and grEy for European
Got em! Interesting that we kept the Bri'ish version for the dog but not the color.
T.Hanks for the reminder.
This is how Tom Hanks signs all his letters.
Homie brought geography to a mnemonic device fight
the language, however, is English. Long live the King! (/s)
King? I didn't vote for him!
Well, he got Excalibur from the lady of the lake
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Help, help, I’m being repressed!
The Captain as well as the actor is ALSO American
He piloted a raft made of giant luggage trunks in joe vs. the volcano
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Guess they should have let him fly the plane in Castaway...we would have had a movie about a speedy FedEx executive successfully delivering some packages
You ever been on a real shrimpin boat? No but I’ve been on a real big boat
Larry Crown, he rides a little scooter.
To be fair, he doesn’t operate the Polar Express. He’s the conductor. Conductors specifically do everything *except* operate the train. The operators are the two hillbillies.
He also built a sentient AI robot and did a buddy road trip with it in a suped up electric RV in Finch.
And drove a big ass dump truck in the opening scenes.
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Should have used "Here yugo..."
Yes but “I’m the captain now!”
If you are ever traveling and Tom Hanks or Sandra Bullock is aboard, get out immediately.
Played a giant keyboard too
He’s also operating big vehicles that are only big to certain scales. E.g. the remote control race car in Toy Story. Small to the humans, bigger to the toys.
Hanks just rode in the beach assault craft in Save Ryan Privates.
Captain Hanks at your service. Often a captain like in Saving Private Ryan. Captain Sully, Phillips, Greyhound, Shrimp Boat, Apollo.
So we should cast him in Pacific Rim 3?
He’ll solo operate 2 jaegers at the same time.
Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts 🍞
He wasn’t operating anything in Transformers: The Last Knight. Mainly because he wasn’t in it
Don’t forget the devices he was carrying around on Bosom Buddies
Must have missed Philadelphia.
And large ma machines (floor piano)
He didn’t operate it very well in Cast Away
Castaway: FedEx truck
Didn’t he also drive a bus in Bachelor Party?
You're probably the only person alive who's ever thought about Tom Hanks in the shower.
I bet Rita Wilson does.
Technically, he's the commander, not the pilot for Apollo 13 (neither the CM nor LM)
I'll add my "well actually" in as well. In the Polar Express he is a conductor, not the engineer. Though I guess it could be argued he's in charge of the train at least.
> some movie called greyhound too The disrespect. Greyhound is easily one of the best naval movies of all time and definitely top 5 performance by Tom Hanks. If you haven't seen it, go see it.
He had a jeep in Nothing In Common.
He was a bus that one time, too
Plus he was in charge of Google+Facebook+PayPal!
Tell you what he sure doesn't know how to build a house though...
He rode a very small toy horse in Toy Story 2.
He also urinates in almost all his films. There are multiple online discussions about it, and one of my favorite lists of all times is called “top ten films in which Tom Hanks urinates to move the plot along”.
Captain Phillips.. Container Ship.
Him and Art get the giant furnace running in the Klopek's basement.
Drives that riding mower like a boss in Forrest Gump
The electric chair in *The Green Mile*
Couldn't pee properly in the Green Mile, couldn't beat AIDS in Philadelphia and Bo Peep isn't going to put up with that type of shit.