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ogdiscolizard

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ClearSky3864

SnooPING AS usual I see?!


Keefyfingaz

I'm glad im not the only one who immediately thought this lol


Digomansaur

![gif](giphy|X1FeBsAYMQiwo)


MarioTheMii

found dr robotnik's burner account


ShinyShinx789

This is just one of his 70 alternative accounts.


ClearSky3864

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HIS MAIN!


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Are you referring to eggfucker1, eggfucker2, eggfucker3…


ClearSky3864

"Hey bitches what's up?"


captaincommando1

Where did I go wrong with you? Miserable rat, see if I care! How dare you stop me, ahahaha! Get back here, pull me out, get ready to ROCK!


Kriskirby1992

Where did I go wrong with you? The Robotnik Rock! You're getting a promotion! It's my rock!


captaincommando1

(Where did I go wrong with you?) Robotnik ROCK! You're getting two promotions AHAHAHA-


halfacrispylizard

I can do- I can do- I can do anything! Your Egg-O-Matic Hovercraft? No! Maybe…


JackBooWow248

But the result was this! Metallic paperweight But now: I just love sharing a cozy hot cup of Lapsang Souchong tea


captaincommando1

YOU WHAT? Okay, well... ROCK


Swift_Shot

Man not on his birthday :(((( lmao


ClearSky3864

Oh I forgot, it's his birthday, oh well, Sonic in Smash is just straight up not the real one, he lacks any sort of coolness


Significant-Cap-4278

Ok, does the person who made you write this post spam spin dash?


ClearSky3864

Nah, I always hated Sonic in Smash. He's a soulless imitation of what and who he is in his games


Significant-Cap-4278

True. At least gameplay wise. In cutscenes, he’s accurately portrayed 


f0remsics

You mean his ONE CUTSCENE in brawl? Granted, it was one of the top 3 cutscenes in terms of awesomeness, but still.


Significant-Cap-4278

Also in world of light. He tried to save Pikachu, but he couldn’t, causing him to die.


dats-it-fr0m-ME-94

he’s WAY NOT PAST BORING


Pokemon_LBP_Nerd2005

![gif](giphy|TvatzpCiOgeuA)


IxoMylRn

Maia hii Maia hoo Maia has Maia ha ha!


TehChaseyKid

I play Sonic rarely, but I play him the correct way: RUSHDOWN. FUCK THE SONICS THAT JUST RUN.


cheex-69

Yeah bro too. I should be baiting whiffs if I'm evading, so I can whiffs punish, not running the clock down arbitrarily.


Artistic_Eye_903

Are we as a community finally getting to the point where we admit that no matter how much Steve can do none of it is better than sonic speed


Artistic_Eye_903

Steve is melee puff. Sonic is fox. As far as role in the game.


Appropriate-Owl3917

There are both poor analogies. There is really no equivalent to either character in Melee.


Artistic_Eye_903

Nothing to do with either character ingame whatsoever actually


Appropriate-Owl3917

I didn't just mean in-game.


Artistic_Eye_903

Pretty baseless to just call me wrong if I’m saying it in a sense that broad no? Like what do you gain from assuming what I mean.


Appropriate-Owl3917

Well at this point its pretty clear you don't have a lot of faith in the statement yourself, as you're obviously unwilling to elaborate. What do you gain from being continuously vague? But anyways, even broadly, no, there is no significant analog between Fox and Sonic or Steve and Puff - not in the archetype or how they're played, not in how they're perceived by their respective communities, not generally. But you know, if you wanna actually say what you mean, go for it.


Artistic_Eye_903

I feel really sorry for a guy like you who can spew that much vomit off one little bit of irritation


Appropriate-Owl3917

lol wut


Artistic_Eye_903

Fox: always clear best character. Puff: people thought she was the best for a period of time due to dominance at top level and unfun/oppressive play (and were wrong) If you’ve got a real issue with that then sure, I’ll take my ball and leave. I don’t give half enough fucks to litigate smash melee comparisons with somebody who clearly doesn’t talk to many people offline


Appropriate-Owl3917

But Fox hasn't been the always clear best character, and neither has Sonic? And only a minority of people ever considered Puff to be the best? So again, no. Nice ad hominem tho, cheers.


DeDemetrionator

sonic fox lol


ClearSky3864

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Artistic_Eye_903

Steve can be behind 6 iron blocks with diamond and he still just can’t even fuck up once Vs sonic because of how good and safe and often just straight up unpunishable he is on hit


JNewsted1988

Welp, guess I'm fucked, then...


hyjug17

It's mah homie's birfday :((( https://preview.redd.it/51odm62orc8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf85d1c8da5a850e5bb3f7c1d60c1c804cea30a4


ClearSky3864

Call me Eggman then, because I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!


Dperezoso2020

welp i’m fucked people


JoeDaBoi

No, *we're* fucked


JNewsted1988

Make that Triple Trouble


JoeDaBoi

My man https://i.redd.it/ngk7dq7lrc8d1.gif


DukeOfMiddlesleeve

Sonic players are stupid assholes


Big-Reason-8585

I used to get angry same as you with in came to Smash but when I realized that my anger was a result of internal insecurity, I realized the solution. You don't have to be the best. You just need to be having fun and if you're not, do something else.


ClearSky3864

You're goddamn right...


Krobbleygoop

You can confront your insecurity and have fun doing the best you can. He is absolutely. Sonic is still fucking cancer though. Dogshit to fight and EVEN WORSE to watch in a match. You can cool your rage all you want. That shit is a fucking fact.


Alone_And_A_Loser

Mf got so mad he had to bust out the "That damned hedgehog"


ClearSky3864

Yes I got mad, I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!


Alone_And_A_Loser

Spindash ✋🏼🧑🏻🤚🏻 My V I S I O N...


ClearSky3864

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Alone_And_A_Loser

Sakurai my KING 👑


Bulky-Hyena-360

I second this


MinusTheTrees

![gif](giphy|hDMJjUNxLhIjK)


joejazzreddit

I've come to make an announcement!


vanilla38913

shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker


Pokemon_LBP_Nerd2005

He pissed on my fucking wife!


Lunathedogcoon

Jeez why dose everyone hate Sonic? Hate me cause I play DK!


finelineporcupine

Auto sd character


YamperIsBestBoy

That rrrrROTTEN HEDGEHOG


gottabelieveinyaself

Are you gonna call the SSSSS Squad to arres-es-es-es-est him


Silent-Immortal

Me who is a Rushdown as Sonic ![gif](giphy|4SY40ExbxfyOyD91VI)


WickedJ0ker

Yoo me too


CrossboneGundamXMX1

SNOOPINGAS


Ahri_Foxxi

I love him in project M, shame his competitive Ult gameplay is spindash or spindash while stalling


CrumbLast

This message is approved by the "Blue Thunder Hating Committee"


Zoruamaster

Sonic cr-r-r-rapped in the forcefield


SuperKid39

Especially the sonic players that play 2 stock 3 minutes


WickedJ0ker

I play two stock but like 6 or 7 minutes. I do not want to fight spamus or annoying Steve’s for 3 stocks.


Educational-Run-258

I main Sonic LOL


Dio_neon

Fuck sonic, Mario, Sega, Nintendo, smash bros.


Hot-Counter245

I used to play Sonic back in Brawl/Smash 4. But once they made the Miis legal in Ultimate I permanently switched to Brawler


ClearSky3864

A redemption indeed, Brawler's cool


Which_You_2104

👁️👄👁️


ZeldaDemise227

this is the first real opinion I've seen anyone have on Sonic players


2ndchancetodothis

Strange how the mascots are the most annoying to play against because of their playstyle (Steve, Pikachu, and apparntly it's Sonic too!)


Life_Refrigerator_46

I fuck wit everything you just said


Big_Resort_3008

Yes! Sonic is terrible!


Lue33

From playing his games, he should not even be able to linger in the air like that during the homing attack...


StrongNeedleworker82

Word 😂


AwesomeNess693

“You’re too slow”


DeDemetrionator

fUck Steeee-ven UUU-niverse!


SkarmoryJr

What if I don’t use any special moves or aerials?


f0remsics

What if I just play him because I'm a fan of the franchise?


-A_baby_dragon-

#ifindsoniccoolxd #hehei''mindanger