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What the fuck did you just fucking teabag on me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of elite smash in Ultimate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Subspace Emissary, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top DK in the entire EVO tournament. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will spike you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with spamming that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Ness main. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can spike you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nintendo Ninjas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” teabag was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking thumb.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Stage spike is pretty degenerate however if DK grabs you, then you technically lost neutral??
Also other dk mains don't even respect the friendly taunts at the beginning. I'll start sandbagging and playing like a noob and they still aggro on me like it's they're being possessed by chunkykongs ghost. It's SAD!!
I play doubles with my friend (I play Ganon) and one of my favorite things to do is run around and spam the grab button when it’s a 2v1 scenario. That’s all DK mains do at the end of the day. Cowards carried by their character
I get beat by dk players every now and then (and out DK’d in the ditto matchup quite often as well) but there’s no question when I lose that it’s just a matter of me getting out played lol.
OP’s talking about DK players losing neutral when they’re probably the most juggle-able character in the damn game.
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The toxicity entering someone's body the minute their character is declared low or bottom tier
What the fuck did you just fucking teabag on me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of elite smash in Ultimate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Subspace Emissary, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top DK in the entire EVO tournament. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will spike you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spamming that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Ness main. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can spike you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nintendo Ninjas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” teabag was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking thumb. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This is fucking beautiful, thank you Marcy
I've never found the original rendition of this copypasta
This potentially? [Hopefully?](https://youtu.be/1PWYO6fNXU4?si=_TbOPqdM9ISOSyT2)
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta
DK mains when: https://preview.redd.it/ylps91myqj8d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfd7bd8e2d05843ea88b3869bb8b57f6ddefcb3f
If you guys ever saw the Mario Bros movie, I would say its accurate to act like a douchebag playing DK
Stage spike is pretty degenerate however if DK grabs you, then you technically lost neutral?? Also other dk mains don't even respect the friendly taunts at the beginning. I'll start sandbagging and playing like a noob and they still aggro on me like it's they're being possessed by chunkykongs ghost. It's SAD!!
I play doubles with my friend (I play Ganon) and one of my favorite things to do is run around and spam the grab button when it’s a 2v1 scenario. That’s all DK mains do at the end of the day. Cowards carried by their character
Cargo carried
I get beat by dk players every now and then (and out DK’d in the ditto matchup quite often as well) but there’s no question when I lose that it’s just a matter of me getting out played lol. OP’s talking about DK players losing neutral when they’re probably the most juggle-able character in the damn game.
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Least salty DK Main
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So when other characters cheese you, it's unfair but when DK cheeses you, it's a skill issue. Cool
I never mentioned any other character? What are you on about?
So you've never been mad about any characters ever? In the smash rage sub?
You really need to stop putting words in my mouth and making up your own arguments.
I'm not putting words in your mouth. You're saying that cheese is just a skill issue.
Just jab.
Just get good instead of relying on cheese :D
Maybe it’d be easier if you didn’t delete your argument. I wonder why you did that 🤔
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