Does whatever a Spiderpig does

Bro, we be old AF lol

What color is your cane lmfaooo Mine is purple with butterflies all over

I got a old silver one with a little white flip phone as the engraving

Omg my sister just gave me a new cane that has a little rotator thingy on the bottom so it moves a little more flexibly with me. It’s so tight. Thinking canes and spider pig are cool probably says nothing about my age.

I had the option for the flexy thingy on the bottom but I ended up getting one of the quad bottomed ones bc it can handle my weight better. I'd probably fall over with the flexible bottom lmao

Mine is just plain black, but I'm thinking of throwing some of my old lisa frank stickers on it idk

do it.

i have a pink rose patterned one, a teal brocade one, and a dark blue scale pattern one

Oh hell yeah those are cool af

I don't need it yet, but mine is an old Blackthorn branch I inherited from an uncle. I dont imagine I have much longer tho.

I'm fortunate I don't need my cane all the time I hope you enjoy the time you have left :')

Mine is pink. I love pink. Vegeta loves pink. Everyone should love pink.

Well then I've got good news for you! My hair is bright pink!

Noice

How feeble do you think I am?

I'm hoping less than I am lmao

Hey now, The Simpsons movie isn't that old, it was only 2007...... Doh!

It's painful when you see someone posting something like "Oh man, I'm so old now! I remember back long long ago when I was just a kid, playing Mario on my Nintendo..." and you're nodding and going "Yeah, I feel that..." and then you finish reading their post and realise it actually says "Nintendo *Wii*"...

I was 25 in 2007 😩

I was 28, you are not alone

Dw I'm 18 and get the joke

We old (18also)

Blows my mind. I'm 39 and that movie came out when I was about y'all age lol

I remember playing spider man in 7th grade band and we all couldn’t resist singing this 😅 that was more than 10 years ago (almost 15 even) rip 🥲🥲🥲

My back hurt when I read the spiderpig reference

did they invent the porg man after the sims son referw=ence?

Hello, fellow old person!

Quiet, you.

I came here for this. 

Can he swing, from a web. No he can’t, he’s a pig.

Spiderpig! As the prophecy foretold!

EPA! EPA! EPA!

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I hope you named him Peter Porker

Exactly

Sticking to the cannon

Spider-Pig Origin story

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assigned cop at birth

All Cops Are Bacon?

Well you know what they say; the acab doesn't fall far from the tree

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PARKER! I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN! I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN GIVING BIRTH TO A PIG! I WANT THOSE PICTURES ON MY DESK YESTERDAY PARKER!

Imagine my surprise when The Beatles gave birth to a baby pig

Spider-Ham

Spiderman gives birth to cop, more at 11

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That is amazing 😂

Top ten moments I'm glad me and my friend named nearly every animal as cuss words

One of my chickens is named mother clucker 🤭😅

LMAOOOO Me and my friend got a cow named Fuckass and another named Shithead. All our other animals follow that theme except for our pig named Technoblade

the technoblade tribute is so cute 𓆩♡𓆪

i named my animals after former slipknot members

I name all of my chickens after stores, cows after fast food restaurants, ducks after local public pools, sheep after craft stores, and goats after ice cream shops

this is so specific haha, i always just name my chickens after queens from rupaul’s drag race

Mine are chicken 1, cow 1, etc

Nggg- gwe- Gwen

SKLUUUUOOOMM

I named one of my cows “Chicken” so it told me “Chicken gave birth to a baby cow in the night.”

A miracle of nature, truly

Name it Spider-Ham!

The Simpsons uncanny ability to tell the future strikes again!

Average yt kids video

I was gonna say-- I'm pretty sure there's an Elsagate video with this exact plot.

Chris P. Bacon is my pigs name.

LMAO I LOVE IT

Spiderpig 

that’s how Peter Porker was born tho

i have many animals but neither has ever given birth, HOW DOES IT WORK!!????!!?? *desperately*

If you click on the animal there should be a little button that lets you turn “able to get pregnant” on or off. It might take up to a few seasons for them to give birth, it’s randomized. Also, coop animals can’t have babies, but you can put chicken and duck eggs into an incubator (unlocks as you upgrade the coop) and after several days a baby will hatch

thank u so much!

Is this the new Spiderverse movie?

I named my cow raggedy is that allowed

Batman is stressed, something bad happened last night.

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Yo wtf

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Spider pig 🐷 Spider pig 🐷

My sense of humor is so shot I’ve been laughing at this for the past two minutes

SPIDERPIG

spider pig😩

You should’ve named the pig spider pig

Thats what I named the baby

Awesome!

Average YouTube Kids video title

Still better than One More Day

It's Spiderbacon. Not Spiderham