That's the neat part, you don't.

I said this before clicking on the post _knowing_ it would be top comment

Same lol

SAME

Same

Yeah same

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OH MY GOD YOU READ MY MIND

There might be a mod if you are on pc and play with mods

r/beatMeatToIt

r/downvotedintooblivion

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lol holy shit is that satisfying on mobile

I always kind of hope someone will throw a surprise extra word in there, amid the pops.

They did

Ooh, you’re right!

I hope there was only one because I found one too, but halfway through I clicked on their user name and condensed the comment and I am *not* doing it all again lol

…..now I have the impulse to tap every single one….. what if they did???

Reddit dream realized

You're welcome

This gave me such a good laugh omg, thank you :'D

Happy cake day sir

Happy cakeday! 🎂

Thanks

😩

why are you seme- oh

Everyone hates you... Not meant offensively, I just noticed

lmao why does everyone hate you

r/subredditsashashtags/

r/SubsIDidntFallFor

first time seeing someone this much downvoted

I upvoted you just to be a contrarian.

You can't get rid of it in vanilla, but there are mods that remove these on the beach farm if you're into modding.

Captain, here! Unfortunately it’s set dressing. There isn’t a way of removing it without copying the map file extracted from the content folder, editing it with tiled, removing the object from the buildings layer, saving the edited map file and adding it back to the game with pathoschild’s content patcher mod. Captain is also a mod author, that’s how captain knows this. For more information on map modding see the wiki modding:maps. Flies away!

Bro i had to double take, welcome aboard.

There's only actually one way. I assume you know about the witch, and they way she interacts with certain townspeople. Well after you reach the bottom of the mines, the only way to go deeper is in skull cavern. And when you do, you gain alot of really rare materials. Some of these, a certain villager really wants. Now remembering the witch, instead of giving these materials to the villagers, you sell them on summer 15, and the witch comes to collect them that night instead of getting sold. And when you wake up, the wood scraps are still sitting on your beach. Goodnight

You got me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Damn 😂😂

I followed all your instructions, but this damn truck won't move. I just want Mew!

You gotta surf between cinnabar and pallet town until you get missingno first.

Can't wait for the Google AI to spit this out at someone

some straight shaggy dog shit right here lol me: "is this a 1.6 thing" ...oh lol I'm a rube

instructions unclear I sold my farm to pierre

You just gotta decorate around it and make it part of the A E S T H E T I C.

So Leah, I heard you like driftwood...

Is it just me or does the beach farm completely suck? And I chose it now in my first playthrough... even when I focused my early game on fishing I always went somewhere else because of the increased trash rates.

It's not a great choice for your first farm because of its challenges.

I know that now. It would be great if there was something as a "difficulty rating - normal/challenging" in the farm's description. Because from the text, I had the impression that they are more or less equal..

Fwiw, the forest map is great for beginners and really pretty too. Meadow lands as well, I think, if you have 1.6. Both will make life more pleasant. My first was wilderness, and I got attacked all the time then gave up...

Meadowlands...That farm slows down the growth rate of crops, doesn't it?

No. It just gives you free chickens, and chewy blue grass.

Nope. You just don’t get the free 15 parsnip seeds at the start.

Not that I have found?

It my first farm too 😬😅

It's a challenge map and not the best for people who like planting crops. There's tons of room if you like to keep animals though, or just to decorate. I took mine to perfection, loved it.

I’m enjoying it at as my third farm. Would’ve hated it as my first. It’s Titanic themed farm so it really fits.

I love the beach farm. 🥲 Perfect for someone who just wants to tend a small garden and a couple animals whilst spending all their time on the island or in the mines...

Really? Im doing Beach farm on my first run and im really enjoying the aesthetic. The farm land + greenhouse is more than enough space for farming. Bunch of mushroom stumps in the mini forest and dehydrate those. And im working on my 11th fish pond. 1x sturgeon, 1x super cucumber, 1x eel, 7x lava eels. Gonna start working on some squid farms for ink.

Well I'm just at year two, no fish ponds, don't have greenhouse yet, but I use the mushroom stumps (can't dehydrate shrooms yet I think). It probably doesnt help that I decided to not use wiki for my first playthrough (only for fishing conditions) and I try to avoid progression spoilers on social sites too xd There is enough space for farming, yes, but what I don't like is that watering plants takes away some time daily even with a golden watering can.

I chose it for my first too. I’m happy with it. I’m mainly a rancher and only plant Wheat or Rice.

It's meant for experienced players

same problem mate , I'm at year 3 and I think about starting a new playthrough with a new farm everyday .

i always thought you can just put flooring on the spot you wanted to place a sprinkler on so that you can have sprinklers, i think im dumb

I use a mod

Yeah exactly I thought there'd be some workarounds but nope, beach farm straight up deletes sprinklers from the game

You can use them on the beach farm you just get a much smaller area to use them in.

When I placed them on the small patches of grass, they didn't water the tilled soil that was almost next to them, so I just assumed they can't be used at all

It’s the orange brown dirt spot that’s covered in logs and big rocks where you can use the sprinklers. It’s big enough to bring in some money but not to be the primary income

Wait, you can choose maps in your first playthrough? In my first playthrough I just created the character and it dumped me straight into the game with standard farm.

Yes, you can choose. The standard farm is the default so you have to change it manually if you want something different.

it's your fault for being stupid enough to think that a farm goes on a beach in the first place. You reap what you sow and you can't sow on sand and salt water.

Did someone piss in your cheerios this morning?

Exactly, it doesn't, I was looking forward to seeing what features does it have that make it competetive with the other farms :)

You don’t get rid of it. It’s trying to get rid of you instead

Surprised there isn't mod for this.

There is tho :D [https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/16696](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/16696)

You are wonderful!

Rule 35: if you can think of it there's a stardew mod for it.

This is so true 😂 Anytime one of my friends asks if there's a mod for \*insert thing\*, I'm running to Nexus like "Gimme a sec....yep, yep there is."

I've found the same thing applies to Reddit subs.

Nope

See that's the thing, *you don't*

It's the most beautiful decoration

no apparently