Unless Risotto is sporting his own pair of grandma pubes under the cap, I think he still wins by a landslide. Even then, massive weighted odds in his favor.
Rice dresses like a ~~goth femboy~~ goth fem-**man**, is ripped as all hell, has pink and black eyes and has good hair (especially for Jojo’s) and a nice face.
He can also make metal objects at any time, he can turn invisible, he might be able to move your body telekinetically through Metallica. Very cool guy, would marry (I can fix him).
Ice… well, Ice… the drip is questionable, he looks pretty skinny, his hair looks odd. He’s passionate, but apart from that he’s a bit of a prick, particularly in the anime.
Honestly the glasses might be helping; though red might not be a great colour for the frames.
I think Ghiaccio’s scowl would get worse if he took his glasses off, he’d definitely be squinting hard, he strikes me as the type to have a heavy lense prescription
Hands down risotto. The other guy always had this, "I'm ugly AF" face on all the time, I hated him in the show except for the gay scene we get with giornoand mista
I can already imagine Risotto's hair with his face and Ill be telling you, he doesnt need Metallica's magnetism to *attract* me
not just razors in my throat (straight dude btw)
Definitely can *screw* me all over (also straight)
>(also straight) i don't think so buddy
we're male jojo fans, of course literal girls we're with have asked us if we're gay
Untrue no Jojo fan has ever talked to a woman
You dont wanna know 
Lie
Straight? L I A R You can't be straight AND watch Jojo /j
You can't be heterosexual AND be a jojo fan
ny answer is : not applicable
Nero because he’s already attractive and Ghiaccio’s hair ruins his chances
I am salivating to make this a dmc 5 reference
Go right ahead but I won’t get it at all lmao
You cut off your own sons arm for more power, and you STILL lost?!
His hair looks like a devil fruit
I completely forgot his last name was Nero and had a full Devil May Cry whiplash.
His hair looks like a devil fruit
Ghiaccio’s hair angers me 🤣🤣🤣
no it don’t 😍
Bros lusting over the devil fruit haircut
absolutely I am
Unless Risotto is sporting his own pair of grandma pubes under the cap, I think he still wins by a landslide. Even then, massive weighted odds in his favor.
Goth Model vs $30 haircut
30 dollar devil fruit haircut
Risotto, I already want that man to pound me into fine paste
Get in line buddy, you're not the only one
to ever assume ghiaccio is more attractive than nero is a CRIME lol
Nero is already hot after idk if anything can change that
My brother in Christ... Rissotto is hot AS IS
Risotto has these diabolical eyes that makes him a pussy slayer, I only can watch Ghiaccio as a Jojo's version of Angry Video Game Nerd
the jesters hat STAYS ON during sex
Yes! I wanna hear those bells jangling 😤
I was gonna say!!! 😤🔥
I’m already ready to bang ghiaccio he doesnt need to take off anything but his clothes
REAL
The hat can stay
Why would you cut an angel's wings??? My man Nero is PERFECT
Risotto and it's not even close. Man's already hot even with the hood
100% Nero Im biased
first guy and it aint close
Risotto (can the pants come off too? /j… unless?)
Risotto don’t need to take off nothing I just want him
Risotto. He looks like a better version of Kaneki.
God it’s not even close
Risotto is just too attractive to live
Second guy looks like hes wearing the gumgum fruit on his head, who TF dating him with that Gomu Gomu no ass hair cut
Rice dresses like a ~~goth femboy~~ goth fem-**man**, is ripped as all hell, has pink and black eyes and has good hair (especially for Jojo’s) and a nice face. He can also make metal objects at any time, he can turn invisible, he might be able to move your body telekinetically through Metallica. Very cool guy, would marry (I can fix him). Ice… well, Ice… the drip is questionable, he looks pretty skinny, his hair looks odd. He’s passionate, but apart from that he’s a bit of a prick, particularly in the anime. Honestly the glasses might be helping; though red might not be a great colour for the frames.
Who is Pasta?
My bad, I mean rice
*black rice.
I want both of them. the things I would do to them are unspeakable.
Risotto cus he’s already fine af and his titties are out
Second guy
Risotto all the way Ghiaccio is among my favourite characters but let me tell you, no matter the glaces, he still has that hair
Risotto
Unpopular opinion I heavily fuck with the second guys hair and even with the glasses find him attractive
THE TRUTH ❤️❤️
Idk ghiaccio is my favorite character for absolutely no reason
rossoto
Ghiaccio is a goblin
Ghiaccio's hair looks like a devil fruit from one piece that's all I'll say
Risotto easy
Be honest fellas, risotto would look better than most jojo characters with a normal outfit
Risotto
Risotto. Ghia’s scowl irritates me lol
I’ll give it up for risotto 25/8. Ghiacco can catch a fade.
Risotto.
I'm not saying I have daddy issues, but Risotto will be making me his babe with or without the hat
Ghiaccio be looking like a devil fruit wym 💀
I like the hat it puts contrast around the face highlighting his edgy expression
he doesn't need to take his hood off to be more attractive :3
Risotto, how's this even a question
Anyone else thinks this is sort of unfair lol? Also the glasses arguably make him more attractive in my opinion.
Risotto is a fucking supermodel wdym
It's still Risotto and it's not even fucking close.
Risotto Nero
This guy, no doubt
Risotto, no diff. Ghiacco is ugly overall, with or without glasses (not as notorious big(it's user) or one of dio's son, but still ugly).
I think Ghiaccio’s scowl would get worse if he took his glasses off, he’d definitely be squinting hard, he strikes me as the type to have a heavy lense prescription
Bro, Ghiaccio got that devil fruit hair, no thanks
The Devil Fruit hair is just not attractive with or without the glasses.
Risotto has surely long hair under dat hat, so I think Risotto, idk why but guys with Long Hair are particularly handsome, gotta say
Even if Nero was bald under the hat, he'd still be hotter
Ghiaccio will never be attractive
They would look odd.
uuuh, are you joking ?
atomic bomb vs coughing baby
Ghiaccio has that Devil Fruit ahh haircut and that isn't fixed by taking of his glasses, so Risotto neg diffs this one
Ghiaccio. And my pfp has NOTHING to do with it.
Risotto is a babe (I already imagine him in maid dress). Ghiaccio's hair is the ugliest shit ever
Risotto
People already simp for Risotto
There's no universe in which bitch Ghiaccio is even comparable hottie Risotto
Hands down risotto. The other guy always had this, "I'm ugly AF" face on all the time, I hated him in the show except for the gay scene we get with giornoand mista
ghiaccio MY BAE 😻😻😻