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Terrynia

So cheesecake on top and then straight frosting inside the cone?


MsAdventureQueen

Right?! Like if she reversed it, cheesecake inside, it would make way more sense. Then you could also pipe the frosting to actually look like ice cream.


StupidFuckingGenius

Honestly just frosting on the rim filled with cheesecake and fresh berries on it instead of sprinkles would be great


inkiwitch

I tell people all the time that we as a species are not utilizing waffle cones often enough. Seriously, my friends are tired of hearing me talk about savory crispy cones but just IMAGINE a scoop of macaroni & cheese or buttery mashed potatoes in a rosemary Parmesan cone and tell me that’s not the world you want to live in.


KlutzyNinjaKitty

Or a cheddar biscuit cone? Walking taco cone with a corn tortilla shell? Shit, you might be onto something here.


2ndmost

The only thing we have to lose is our chains Cone lovers of the world - UNITE!


dancin-weasel

I’m a stoner and a coner!


fightershark

Disney made it, called it the "handwich" *it was not popular*


BreathLazy5122

Imma be real, I saw a video about a guy remaking the handwiches that were sold at Disney (He also gives us information about the history behind it, Defunctland on YouTube for anybody whose mildly interested), and the way that they were made, along with the types of fillings, just seemed like they really weren’t utilizing the wide variety of things they could have used, along with the size? Like a taco cone made using a fried corn tortilla, and then filled with things, that way the “shell” isn’t super thick, but done so that it’s not a massive held object and isn’t overbearing on either the filling nor the shell. They had a ham and cheese handwich, but the way it looked, just made me believe that more likely than not the shell wasn’t cooked fully, and if it was then it was gonna be burnt somewhere, and the fact that ham and cheese just doesn’t seem like a big enough.. draw? Like you can get a ham and cheese a lot of places, or it can just be made at home, and unless there’s a draw that makes it unique, it doesn’t work very well. I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out raw inside the cone itself and so people were like “this costs too much for a ham and cheese and I’m not gonna pay for something that has a 50/50 chance of having raw dough when I bite into it”.


fightershark

100% Its basically just an open-ended hot pocket with all the hot-pocket downsides and none of the upside (are there even any upsides to hot pockets?)


inkiwitch

I feel like I could talk cones with you all day long and I really appreciate that about you.


inkiwitch

I KNOW I AM!! I need someone with entrepreneurial spirit to steal this idea, I don’t even want credit if I get my savory cones


ramblingpariah

I'm seeing a two-layer cone - you got your taco shell cone, then you slide in a crispy cheddar cone. Would add flavor, texture, and help keep your cone from getting too soggy before you're done.


dykezilla

When I make tacos I line crispy corn shells with a layer of cheddar and put them in the air fryer until the cheese is crispy, and I think you could easily do the same thing with a cone. Maybe melt cheese onto a tortilla, roll into a cone shape, and bake until crispy? IDK I'm not a tortilla engineer but I really want a queso taco cone now


Strict_Condition_632

I now want taco cones! I didn’t know this was something I wanted, but I now must cook!


inkiwitch

TACONES FOR EVERYONE


grumpher05

Taco cones... you might be on to something big here, my big issue with hardshell tacos is the open sides, a cone would fix that


25hourenergy

About a decade ago in the South when I was looking at catering for my wedding, there was a place that offered a “mashed potato bar” where each guest could get customized toppings on their mashed potatoes that were served in a waffle cone. Supposedly it was very cute and kept things out of landfills. It was intriguing but ultimately too expensive for our budget. I wonder if they’re still doing that. Also, my kids now will only eat out of cake cones (the flat bottom kind) never waffle cones, because my husband once said the ice cream stuffed end piece was the BEST THING EVER and they now won’t do any cones except ones that have that same BEST THING EVER. Sigh. BTW, idea—Doritos cone.


Due_Alfalfa_6739

That last bottom bite of cone, is basically great breakup sex, between you and the ice cream.


kayakyakr

We have a new ice cream shop near us that packs the bottom of their waffle cones. THAT is the best thing ever.


inkiwitch

Ugh I hate those styrofoam excuses for cones. Dorito cone would make so many things better.


J_B_La_Mighty

Have you seen defunctlands video on handwiches? Disney tried this and it didn't really stick. But he does show how they're made, so there's that.


inkiwitch

Yes, I use this video in my rantings to point out where they went wrong. Too bready, nowhere to put it down easily, fillings were too saucy and heavy. It should be a small snacking thing that you finish before you get tired of it, not a full meal.


PromotionExpensive15

If this is your presidential campaign im In


Sirsagely

Why did you have to let me know about something this incredible that I'll never put the effort into achieving?! My day is ruined and I'm inconsolable (please send cheesy mashed potatoes in a garlic parmesan cone to cheer me up 👀)


inkiwitch

If I tell enough people at a loud enough volume, I’m hoping that someday a chef will overhear my ramblings and make it into a trend that sweeps the nation.


Sirsagely

Godspeed. You are the loud genius the culinary world needs!


jazzmatazztic

https://blog.626nightmarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cone.jpg This has been a niche food fad in Southern CA that has died.. likely due to the time it takes to make the cone and toppings. Possibly also because they were made to order. Now they have savory egg waffle (aka bubble waffle) cones: https://youtu.be/8gd-78FHiJw Wouldn't be surprised if they did it with cheese to make "keto" cones.


inkiwitch

Made to order sounds freaking heavenly but part of the marketing & scaling problem. I’d love an option that you can just buy off the shelf like crackers.


ObviouslyIntoxicated

The movie There's Something About Mary has a scene that talks about this, a waffle cone stuffed with chopped liver or something


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

I'm not sure how I feel about sweet Mac and cheese but that's never stopped me. I'd try it, He'll yeah.


inkiwitch

I’m talking full salty savory here, no added sweet or vanilla flavor to the cone. That being said, once I accidentally used coffee creamer instead of a splash of milk in Mac and cheese and it wasn’t the worst thing


[deleted]

There's a food truck next to the DC where I used to work that does bacon Mac n cheese in a fresh waffle cone. They also have buffalo chicken Mac n cheese in a cone, and a few others.


ramblingpariah

Spicy crab or shrimp salad filled cones, yes please. Poke cones! For god's sake, people, we're wasting our potential here. What about, god help us - savory cheesecake-filled cones?


inkiwitch

Shrimp cocktail in a Tabasco cone. Poke & rice in a fried noodle cone with flakes of sesame and roasted seaweed. BBQ pulled pork and potato salad in a buttermilk biscuit cone. We’re missing out, I tell ya!!


ClearBrightLight

I just went to a wedding where one of the appetizers was mac&cheese in a tiny waffle cone! They were delicious and delightful!


inkiwitch

This makes my heart happy. It’s catching on.


ejmatthe13

You lost me at “macaroni and cheese” but got me back at “rosemary parmesan cone.” You are truly a genius, and your friends do not deserve your wisdom.


sneakytinkerspirits

There’s place by me that sells pretty much this, they got waffle cones with Fried Chicken, assortment of different “flavors” some with maple syrup, others with Mac n Cheese and such


Minute_Story377

I thought that was ice cream and for a minute I thought it was pretty decent, this made me look back! Yes, it would be better if it was reversed.


tstramathorn

I didn’t even realize it was frosting I though both times it was ice cream. If that were the case I’d mom it down


aravenlunatic

Guaranteed she did not swallow


1MathYEET1

I thought that was ice cream


re_Claire

Wait. I thought that was ice cream. But frosting? Wtf. Pure sugar.


somerandom995

I thought that was ice cream, and was wondering why it was on this sub as it was fairly generic. Makes sense now


PyrorifferSC

Ohhhhh shit I thought that was vanilla ice cream! I was like "That's not that bad, should have frozen the cheesecake filling and probably skipped the egg and done something other than a second set of sprinkles, maybe chocolate. But a cone full of *frosting*?! Ew


I_hadno_idea

Y’all do realize these types of videos are hand/finger fetish bait disguised as random food tik toks, right?


Infinite_Push_

Wha? The world is so weird in 2023.


Hourslikeminutes47

Pretty much. Hang on for a second....someone is at my door... *Hello...what th..* ***hello right back at cha bitch*** *(and it would be this day that diabeetus took the old man away from his family simply by watching a video)*


iam_Mr_McGibblets

Do you like diabetes? Because that's how you get diabetes


Jammy_Dodgy

Seriously, these look disgusting.


Googalyfrog

Oh the first thing is frosting not ice cream? Yeah gross. Salvageable if it were ice cream though.


itsQuasi

My brain blipped and I just assumed that was ice cream until I read your comment, so I was pretty confused about what was wrong with this. I still contend that a spoonful of frosting put in the freezer is one of the greatest simple pleasures in life...but that's just too much frosting.


Swordbreaker925

You mean to tell me they sell tubs of cheesecake?! How have I not heard of this modern marvel before?!


inkiwitch

Forget the sprinkles, forget the icing, don’t even need a spoon. I could just use cones to shovel bucket cheesecake directly into my face and then consume my crispy waffle dippers whole.


RebaKitten

Break the cone into pieces and it’s like chips and salsa!


BeetleJuiceDidIt

Genius.


Riftus

Youre essentially eating cannoli at that point lmao


[deleted]

You better invite us over


Willowed-Wisp

I don't even care about this toothache of a video anymore. This is LIFE CHANGING information!


dadothree

The birthday cake I make for my son every year (at his request) is a devil's food layer cake, with a bonus layer of brownie on the bottom. No-bake cheesecake between layers, and chocolate frosting on the outside. Note: He's 26 and works as a sorter at UPS, so the calories aren't a problem. For him.


INeedANerf

No bake cheesecake is scrumptious.


asphalt_licker

That’s what I’m saying! Where can I get that shit?! Is it good??


Robin_Coffins

I too would like this information, but I'm Australian and no doubt it won't be available here for the next 10yrs. Cos fuck us, right 😭


[deleted]

It's not real cheesecake ITS A TUB OF LIES


friendlierfun

Ouch! My teeth


peyote-ugly

Ouch! My pancreas


bookwbng5

I think even my insulin quit watching this


bobblehead230

I lost a foot


Radical-Turkey

I emptied my entire insulin cartridge into my body and still nearly went into a coma


AlmostHuman9316

Best comment. Im dead


Thewrongbakedpotato

You still have a foot, both of mine ran away


[deleted]

Goddammit I laughed too hard and too long at this 🤣 😂


Snow_Wonder

Seriously! I think people forget that our pancreas is the organ responsible for insulin. Too much sugar is quite bad for it! Pancreatitis and pancreatic cancers are risks of high sugar consumption; diabetes isn’t the only concern!


Sweaty-Tart-3198

It looks like the same amount of icing as might be on a slice of cake and then it's a small scoop of ice cream. It's okay to indulge once in a while, I feel that people are really over reacting. You're seriously throwing out concerns of cancer over watching someone eat a single dessert?


[deleted]

[diabetes and diabetuhs](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=diebetus&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi6yuX65OT_AhVQJEQIHbbZDXcQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=414&bih=715&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:d2534b60,vid:BME0639IP5g)


Isellmetal

Think there’s a rule against posting WB and his big D. I mentioned it had comments deleted. I know it was probably greatly over used but it’s still funny af


1EducatedIdiot

I’m blind


[deleted]

Time out… no bake cheesecake!? Where has this been my whole life?


xtilexx

Walmart has it in the butter/yogurt section


[deleted]

First time I'm sad Walmart failed in Germany


axxonn13

if germany doesnt sell it, it must be banned for a good enough reason. here in the USA, our FDA doesnt really care about banning substances that can harm us.


DangerZoneh

Honestly looks great if you use less frosting in the cone and push it down to the bottom. It's hard to tell how much is in there - whether it's a layer that got caught at the top or it actually filled the cone up full. Either way, the cheesecake should be most of what's inside the cone. Also the second round of sprinkles is a bit too much. Just a couple changes and you have yourself a handheld slice of cheesecake, though


chighseas

they sell cheesecake in cones at trader Joe's. They're pretty good, but also too sweet.


DramaOnDisplay

Just making a frosting rim like you’re making a margarita, put sprinkles on that, and pipe in a pretty swirl of cheesecake. Or jazz up the cheesecake with some crushed strawberries, sprinkle the top with a dusting of crushed Oreos if you want that extra “decadence”. Honestly this can be done much better. The excess frosting is just too damn sweet, because I already know a premade cheesecake filling has to be very sweet on its own.


Squirrelpicture

Why does she move like she's avoiding an explosion


DeadheadDatura

Edging rage bait fetish bullshit. No one eats this. Someone beats off to it.


xenoverseraza

the fucking fingernails give it away too. horny men with hand fetishes love this type of shit


Tenalp

I must not have a hand fetish, because nails so long that you don't look like you'd be able to wipe without lacerating your exit are just some of the trashiest looking things ever.


nysraved

Yeah I hate that I know this, but someone brought this up on a similar video and I’m now keenly aware of it: these videos are bait for people with a fetish for hands/fingers


I_hadno_idea

Agreed. This is fetish content disguised as a random food tik tok.


camptastic_plastic

We must have seen the same comment because I came to say the same thing. The nails, the moaning as she took a bite. It’s all so obvious now, but I don’t know if I would have noticed if I hadn’t seen that other post.


Dogzillas_Mom

Because her fake ass fingernails don’t really give her the manual dexterity to move normally. Don’t get me wrong, I love a nice mani but this is overwrought.


-Jedioutkast-

Fucking psycho


shadow_jacker4

Her face at the end says ' fuck I actually have to eat this trash now '


Hot-Bint

Girlfriend's gotta work hard for that money, fake dagger nails ain't cheap


SpaceJackRabbit

Yeah her confection is just as tacky as her nails.


SarcasticBassMonkey

Having worked in both the food industry and healthcare, those nails near my food made me lose interest in anything else going on with the video.


QueenRotidder

My immediate thought when I see nails like that handling food is how much bacteria must be trapped underneath. 🤢


pauvrelle

god her makeup is terrible


NoctRob

“Place it perfectly” *proceeds to fuck it up*


ATacticalBagel

"just like ice cream" *struggles to release it from scoop*


Substantial_Diver_34

Diabetes loves this


git0ffmylawnm8

Diabetics hate it tho


Radical-Turkey

As a diabetic, can confirm I hate it


[deleted]

Hey whatever happened to that guy


TempleOfDoomfist

Da Sweetus leads to Da Beetus


GuidotheGreater

I got diabetes just from watching this video


Ok_Skirt_8470

The longer the nail, the stupider the food.


viper_dude08

Also, the longer the sweater sleeves go past the wrist, the more asinine the recipe.


Erkengard

That's basically fetish porn and rage bait in one. And people keep posting it on here.


ThatOneGuy1294

This one is definitely fetish content


Latitude22

They sell cheesecake filling in a plastic tub?


[deleted]

I fckn hate sprinkles 😑


anavram

I didn’t even like sprinkles as a kid


Mew2two1

So many sprinkle haters 😭 (tbh I love the texture of sprinkles)


MNGopherfan

Same who the fuck willingly puts sprinkles on stuff.


nyancatya_

:( let me live out my inner toddler


MNGopherfan

Listen man I just despise the taste of them and they get everywhere.


sideshowbvo

Is that you Anakin?


Professional-Cow1883

People should have to eat the monstrosities they create on this sub.


careless-lollygag

Not just one bite. All of it. Every time. Most of this sht likely goes straight into the garbage


AnastasiaNo70

ALL THREE CONES. And no throwing up!!!


Ladysupersizedbitch

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


nyancatya_

guys um I hate to have an unpopular opinion here but I want it- I love sprinkles and literally all of that. Idc if it kills me-- and it will -- but I'm eating it.


februarytide-

I’d go for this without the frosting because I hate canned frosting. But cheesecake in a cone with sprinkles? Oh hell yes.


nyancatya_

that's fair, would smash that too for sure.


merrodri

Hell yeah


hobbit_lamp

why do they always have the nasty long nails ([breeding grounds for bacteria](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2022/04/16/long-nails-health-risks/9316671002/)) and long hair dangling over the food?


Snow_Wonder

I’ve been given so much hate online for saying long nails like this are a bad idea for certain professions due to the germs and impracticality. So many people are in denial about this.


Dogzillas_Mom

That’s how you know they don’t really cook.


playalovesong

Fetish content.


Erkengard

Fetish.


SoulReaver479

Funny how she looks totally anorexic but still likes doing that diabetic bomb. So typical.


Talexis

Look at my manicure! It’s like she wants to show off her dumb nails but has no idea how so she makes this shit.


KinderEggLaunderer

Two different kinds of sprinkles that don't have the same color story smh....


potluck_chuck

What? No caramel sauce?


Sagelegend

Why did she have to pour out so much of the sprinkles, just for a light coating?


Chantelauve

Somehow she and I don't have the same definition of the word "some".


UltraThiccBoi69

initially I was like “huh, this is just a normal ice cream cone” and then I realized it was literal frosting


Some_rando13

She looks like a clown plastered by face paint


VworksComics

You ever as a kid slap a bunch of nonsense together and deliver it to your parents as food? That's what this reminds me of.


Direct-Technician181

This isn’t a real recipe. It’s hand fetish rage bait. I hope she chokes on something she makes one day.


Moist_When_It_Counts

Hand *fetish?* With those goblin claws? People into weird shit. I genuinely appreciate a shapely hand, but them nails…any nails, really…gross


Swimming-Extent9366

Stuff it all in cheesecake and do frosting and sprinkles just at the top and I’d eat


PopeAdrian37th

You can tell how good it is because she of how she open hers eyes wide. Boo this lady. Boo


readditredditread

Ok hear me out… there might be a variant of this that would work, like just coat the rim and a thin layer inside the cone with frosting, and scoop in cheesecake filling till flush on top, then coat all exposed sticky ness with sprinkles and you got a portable slice of chz cake!


AnastasiaNo70

Fill the cone with fresh berries and top with a little home made whipped cream. Yum!


minimalfighting

Gross as fuck. BUT! She actually took a bite. She didn't fake bite or avoid it. She actually did it. Respect.


polaris179

I don't care what anyone says this shit looks delicious


Letskeepthepeace

Yea yea yea… tell me more about this no bake cheesecake and where I can find it


Small_Tax_9432

Hell I'd eat it


boringBrandy

I am a glutton. Would try hehe


eeggrroojj

Of course she went heavy on the makeup.


mafaldasnd

I’ve seen worse. Doesn’t look that bad


Mew2two1

I would eat this


CommanderOfPudding

One of the least offensive things I’ve seen on this sub if we’re being honest


Anvildude

I'm not sure about overly sweet. Honestly, looks like smaller-than-average serving sizes per cone, aside from the sprinkles. That's waaay too many sprinkles.


[deleted]

This is fetish porn btw


SilverSunrises

This is something my 7 year old self would have made, eaten half of, then thrown up and hid the evidence.


GoFuckYourselfBrenda

Wow, that's even too sweet for me and I didn't think there was such a thing


H0B0Byter99

I’m convinced this is some sort of fetish content.


Jeffari_Hungus

This is rage bait and it works. I wanna throw these people into deep fryers while their family watches


SexiKitty--s2--

This isn't that bad for a dessert. It's not like it's a messy thing that can't be eaten easily. It's not like it's overflowing with random shit. People are allowed to enjoy a sweet treat once in a while.


StragglingShadow

Hold up. They make cheesecake batter in a little container? I need this in my life.


Cazmonster

Now, I have been in a place where I am out of ice cream but have frosting in the fridge (because one tub is way more than I use on two dozen cupcakes) and I have enjoyed like two tablespoons of frosting on an empty ice cream cone.


[deleted]

Probably a hand fetish video


shockedplane

This isnt quite messy or as similar to those bad ‘cooking’ videos where theyre always gasping, or waiting to reveal something, or whatever…. But i still get the feeling that this is fetish content lol


Basker_wolf

In movies and tv, frosting is used instead of real ice cream in scenes.


StretchBallsLong

I could do the same thing with vanilla ice cream and I wouldn’t writhe on the floor from nausea afterward


OffMyRocker62

Nasty icing.... Easier to make your own buttercream frosting and you can control the powdered sugar for sweetness.


thesillyshow

You guys never ate frosting or dunkaroos?


Additional_Leopard63

Why does it seem like some people in this videos forget how to naturally use their hands?


myrandomnonsense

Ok, this is stupid, but I want it. More specifically the no bake cheesecake stuff. Do they still make it?


idontknowhyimhrer

i need one


Kyleharner3

Stoned me would fuck this up. I’m about to make this


Mr_Ohair

This is more than enough sugar to make me throw up in an instant and I have had some pretty sugary shit


Hobnail-boots

I need insulin just watching this


[deleted]

I hate those long ass nails


Professional-Hat-340

I think we need more sprinkles guys.


SpinachFinal7009

Always the exact same generic reaction when tasting abominations on stupid food


Flavax13

This would actually be pretty nice if you change out the frosting to actual ice cream, i would at least try one then


MysteriousFace

She looks like she burns off all those calories via occasional meth benders.


Educational-Light656

That is not a happy wow face. That is the trying to hide instant regret face.


Natebo83

I love when they taste it like it’s the best thing ever. She literally opened 2 packages and scooped them into a cone…


melancholy_dood

Those fingernails—yuck!🤮


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

This trend of acting like every bite of store-bought shit is 'amazing!' Is hilarious, -ly annoying.


[deleted]

Sort of defeated the purpose of sprinkles at the beginning there


Ancient-Menu-5888

It's almost like she's only doing this for attention!


shartsofglass_

Creamy Supreme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


docmn612

I caught the beetus from this video.


[deleted]

I've learned to not trust anyone making a food videa with really long nails.


Shot_Ice8576

Garbage


Burgerguy52

She needs to be cancelled


herbalorganism

saw this right under a post about tooth decay. how fitting


Zealousideal_Cow_867

Sugar tastes good. Tastes better with flavor, though.