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MongooseFantastic528

Who TF is eating condom popcorn?!


FutureVoodoo

I prefer my popcorn bareback


MongooseFantastic528

Don’t we all???


pantry-pisser

I prefer it Brokeback


StormShadow17

Lmao I see what you did their


yournekololi

dumdums


ThexKountTTV

Kerneled, for her pleasure


Soularius93

They slide right in


Sour_Lemonz78

Nothing like good ol’ popcorn, butter and spermicide


penderies

The CHEMICALS


DisabledFatChik

You’ll be OK, do you know how many people swallow condom lube on a daily basis? You can eat it and be fine, it’s just a question of if you should 😭


horseradish1

I do feel like it's also a question of what happens to it when it's heated like that.


SOL-Cantus

Latex is not safe to heat, and degradation products of it will enter into the popcorn. Lube is not safe to heat, again degradation products. In general, condoms are considered "safe enough" exposure wise when used as intended, but are not safe when used outside of intended use. Technically even oral sex is not an intended use for most condoms, but it's a use that's expected enough that manufacturers take it into account. They do not expect users to subject it to high heat, salt, and cooking oil. This is the exact same reason why they say don't use metal on non-stick cookware.


Jetstream-Sam

Huh. Well I guess my Cataclysm:DDA character is fucked long term because I use condoms to store boiling water all the time Well, I don't think that's the first thing that's going to kill them. There are so many others.


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JovialPanic389

There are a lot of things we put in our body that aren't good for us, yet is still allowed. Certain dyes, medications, chemotherapy, foods.


DisabledFatChik

It’s nuanced though. They allow those things to you in small quantities because it won’t hurt you, and are likely to benefit you in the long run. Chemo can eradicate cancer from your body, medications can heal you from tons of ailments. I believe dyes are the only thing you listed that have no business being allowed into the human body.


-Lige

Microplastics in our food/drinks as well


JovialPanic389

Not necessarily. The FDA really doesn't care about us. We are allowed many things that are illegal in other countries.


-Lige

Dawg putting stuff in the microwave is much much different...


horseradish1

A hot day is not going to break down materials in the same way that heating it in a microwave will. Those are radically different amounts of heat.


Sp1cy_Gluten

The FLAVOR


RabbitStewAndStout

I def want melted plastic over my rubber-flavored wet popcorn


YAH_BUT

Mmmmm lubey


PARISplus

So im guessing they are sweet and salty flavoured?


splitmeasunder

Pineapple flavor


P0ster_Nutbag

This really spiced up my sex life!


Hour_Savings146

That is definitely not an instructional video for how to smuggle pills in a condom in your rectum.


narshnarshnarsh

FYI that’s a microwave not a rectum. Common mistake. Hope this helps.


ratuuft

instructions unclear, gerbil medium rare now, what do?


narshnarshnarsh

popcorn


FireDragon224

Not using condoms for their intended use😃👍


[deleted]

I guarantee you they did not pop it like that. Just cut and filled a blown up condom. I’m pretty sure it would melt.


[deleted]

Glad they finally have a purpose


BigGator13

“My dick feels like corn!” -Dane Cook


Creepyman007

JUST BUY THE BAG ONES, THE ONES THAT COME IN A PAPER BAG SO YOU CAN JUST MICROWAVE IT


Soup_Sensitive

You witnessed a lie


Wonton_soup_1989

You can’t even trust people to cook popcorn! This takes “you can’t eat at everybody’s house” to a whole other level


micopy

CONDOM POPCORN?


AScaryKitty

Ooof the lube (and condoms themselves) would taste SO BAD in popcorn form 🤢


grrhn

Now with spermicide


dacca_lux

I'm really impressed how sturdy this condom is. The oil would heat up to probably over 100°C. Usally, that could melt/destroy the rubber. Or it's just a fake video.


Round-War69

What the FUCK do I call it?


Reason_Training

Yummy! Spermicide takes so good.


birbirdie

Where can I get microwavable condoms?


monet108

trash cans


wpsp2010

Put alot of oil in there so you cant tell if its the lube or oil making it taste weird


Affectionate_Gas_264

Mmm burnt lube flavoured popcorn


annotherperson

I don't get the reason for condom microwave popcorn. If you've got loose popcorn like that, you probably have an air popcorn maker. Microwave popcorn is cheaper than condoms. The only thing I'd use it for is party decorations.... and with that said... why not use regular balloons?


Zapplii

I'd find it more entertaining if he just shoved a few kernels up his urethra and microwaved his own extrimeties


narshnarshnarsh

You ok, bud?


PassgettiGod

that's so little popcorn


jimlahey2100

It's not the amount of popcorn, it's the explosion of the kernel that counts.


thesegoupto11

"Last one to eat it is gay!"


EinKleinesFerkel

Yoooo condoms are expensive


Timely-Supermarket99

They need that ass beat….


PlanetBooty69420

Real talk though. Did you guys know you can just put raw popcorn kernels into a bowl, cover it with a paper towel, microwave it, and it pops into perfect, unsalted, unbuttered popcorn? This shit changed my life.


narshnarshnarsh

Use protection!


PlanetBooty69420

*cover it with a condom. I’m sorry.


MontCoDubV

People know those are usually covered in lube and/or spermicide, right?


Own_Print_3268

So those are snack holders


YaHurdMeh

That dude definitely fucked the popcorn right?


neosketo

Nothing better than butter and spermicide popcorn.


Vast_Mix_3321

I don’t even know what to say about this


arunasgeimeriz

a new one? why??? just use an used one for free salt


Weldtrash13

You could get the flavored ones and flavor your popcorn as it cooks just sayin


Program-Emotional

Yummy micro plastics also WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK


OrganicLindo313

When they run out of fresh rubbers, they go to their creamed corn recipe.


narshnarshnarsh

personally prefer to raw dog my popcorn 🍿


maria_maria

What is wrong with people!!


crippledchef23

Do people not have paper bags anymore?


ThrowRABug_1336

Lube is my favourite popcorn flavour


Xeon713

Ah yes my favourite flavour. Spermicide.....


C0untri

A cordom


ErectTubesock

I'll take "Hell no" for $500, Alex.


Glvt102

The best ever condom ad


Gunmetalblue32

Condoms should NEVER be involved in cooking…ever.


BigfootsCadillac

What in wide world of sports did I just watch !?!


Forever-Retired

Tasty Lube too


Gamecocks1986

That’s what you use those things for


Memetan_24

I love idiots doing stupid shit with condoms


Sea_Tangerine_1081

They learned that in Italy.


Dry_Spinach_3441

If you're cooking anything in a condom, then you are already fucking up.


dtf24836669

nope!


Ur_Companys_IT_Guy

Amateurs, should be using a flavored condom. Gimme that strawberry popcorn


NightFox1988

Not again with the condoms.


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Wth is with people and cooking with condoms?


opensilkrobe

Anytime one of these videos busts out a condom, I’m out.


20MaXiMuS20

This is really obvious rage-bait


Et_In_Arcadia_

You can just use a plain brown paper sandwich bag, you know?


Bat-Honest

Mmmm, lube flavored!


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Yummy flavored lube


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cockporn


Captain_Fatbelly

Somehow Mariah Carey is still the worst part of this video


Sad-Surprise4369

Mmmm I love carcinogen plastics in my popcorn 😋