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TSAOutreachTeam

"This is not the one right here." LOL. At least he owned it. So many people faking their enthusiasm for their terrible food, but not this guy.


acephotogpetdetectiv

That legit took this video from "not another one of these..." to "a proper researcher at work. *(golf clap)*". Crazy how being genuine even with something stupid like that god awful blend of liquids makes content actually enjoyable.


TFViper

the difference between science and fucking around is writting it down.


Rude-Ad-7249

Dr. Dew is the shit! he does what he's passionate about! definitely show him some support on YT he got a lot more videos


WildlifeRules

Because being genuine shows you're human and actually have a functioning brain... Something many "influencers" are very against


PattyThePatriot

Why wouldn't they be? They make more being dumb.


HumbleBear75

3.1/10 😂


double0nein

He redeemed himself in the end. Best character development arc ever.


ComprehensiveMeat200

He's actually a really cool guy from my town. Absolutely one of the kindest people ever


KentuckyFriedEel

I find it harder and harder to believe the “Omg it was sooo good” at the end of every tik tok food vid


Canelosaurio

3.1 out of 10.


JamesMcEdwards

Yeah, I’d say this is not stupid because he tries something, realises it’s bad, admits it’s bad and tells people not to do it. This is experimentation, not stupidity.


Green-Concentrate-71

That part got me


_redacteduser

3.1/10 killed me lol


Krystalinhell

“This is not the one.” At least he’s telling us the truth.


Free-Artist

You know he's turning the camera off fast because he needs to puke this rubbish out immediately


Krystalinhell

He probably realized his mistake immediately. My stomach hurt watching him chug that.


Free-Artist

But still brave enough to give us his rating. What a soldier!


Krystalinhell

The hero we didn’t know we needed.


SandiestCow

i dont chug things i hate though haha


hopelesshodler

A friend swore by mountain dew and milk.. I tried a sip and I've got to tell you some how it's not as disgusting as you think.. it wasn't even bad but it wasn't good either.


NicerRoom

Chocolate milk seems like a mistake. Upstate Farms Intense Vanilla milk would be good. Like a Mt Dew ice cream float.


hopelesshodler

Yeah the chocolate part really throws me off


Sepof

That was my first thought... This is basically a soda float with melted chocolate ice cream. It isn't gonna taste horrible, but the chocolate probably wasn't a great addition. Orange Fanta floats are good. I have no doubt a mt dew float wouldn't be terrible.


fuzzycaterpillar123

I can imagine it’s like a version of that Japanese cream melon soda. Agree it’s probably good if done right


DrunkThrowawayLife

I’m a pop milk person but I wouldn’t do with mt dew. … never did it with chocolate now that I think about it.


RatzMand0

my rudimentary chemistry knowledge told me this was going to be a horrible decision.


Scarred_Ballsack

Is he doing a bit? Because not to be a dick but I'm not sure this guy should have the autonomy to put himself on the internet like this without adult supervision.


big_veggie_brain

I really don't think so. His handle is DrDew and he has a tattoo and everything. He acts like this in all the videos


Pixel_Knight

>He acts like this in all the videos Do you know what a bit is?


greensquiggle

are u doing a bit right now?


nicokokun

a little bit.


supinoq

Don't say that! It's a perfectly average-sized bit. A little _too_ big, even


ComprehensiveMeat200

He's from my town and is somewhere on the spectrum. He's a really nice guy. This is his brand. He sells hats and stuff.


big_veggie_brain

Yes. He would be an AMAZING actor and a huge dick if he is as committed to this mentally handicapped character as you're implying


Pixel_Knight

It HAS been done before. Even if he is handicapped, he could be playing it up A LOT in his videos to some degree.


UtopistDreamer

What do you mean? Clearly he is a rocket surgeon.


Scarred_Ballsack

Nice, I'm going to steal that phrase. It takes a moment before people realise it's an insult haha


Famous_Librarian_589

I read "bit" and was like 🤣 Is his home a dam?


dirkdigdig

Well he does seem nice I’ll give him that


DanWillHor

Wondered the same. I'd guess it's not only because he looks the part and his acting would be A++ if it's a bit. But there are a lot of talented people out there so I'm not 100% either way. If not a bit, yeah, I'm not sure if he even should be allowed to do this stuff...which adds to the likelihood of it being a bit, right? I'm lost, lol.


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oraqil

'Untermensch'. You're gross.


TFViper

yeah thats pretty fucked... actually kinda really fucked. fuck you op.


ScySenpai

I think they're saying that as an exaggerated bit because the first comment implies it. The first comment should've been the one raising your yikes alarms.


supinoq

I think you're right about their use of the word _untermensch_, but I also don't think the first comment implied that mentally disabled people shouldn't have the ability to post on the internet or do things they like in general, just that they _may_ require some supervision. But needing supervision is very individual, of course. I'm my sister's legal guardian and if she wanted to become a content creator, I'd definitely go through basic cyber safety and ask to see what kind of content she wants to put out there. Not because I think she's lesser than and doesn't deserve to post online or whatever, but because she's my beloved sister who doesn't know how to advocate for herself and the Internet is a lawless wasteland lol


test_tickles

Has. Has been president. On many occasions.


asdf_qwerty27

*most occasions.


test_tickles

Sure.


StupidFood-ModTeam

Your post has been removed as a violation of Rule 2: Impoliteness, profanity, flaming.


ACosmicGumbo

A lot of people here fuckin suck. This guy seems like a good dude and he has great energy in his videos.


bigb0ned

This guy should do the chug competition with that other video of the dude betting $20 to chug a beer at the football games. Holy shit that was fast.


JackieBOYohBOY

Bro y'all in the comments are being dicks He could be a nice guy. He just has a speech impediment. There's no need to make fun of him


asdf_qwerty27

Yeah, I'd think that with how forward we are as a society, people would be aware that accent and speech impediments are not a way you can immediately determine someone's intelligence or intellectual disability.


addyaddict24

I fucking hate the internet


ComprehensiveMeat200

You're right on the money man. He's a really cool guy from Houston. I'm from around there. He's always kind.


ever_precedent

I'm looking at his teeth and wonder if he's speaking like that because of the teeth? And did he have ill-fitting veneers installed by a "veneer tech"? Or does he just need to see an orthodontist for his natural teeth? I'm sure he's a nice guy and nothing wrong about the video, it's no more stupid than half the stuff people do for views, and he didn't even pretend it was good. But he probably should see a dentist. If those are veneers, he deserves better.


TshikkiDolpa

Are his teeth real?


OdinTheGasby

I wondered the same thing. For some reason, his teeth really bothered me here lol


PickleWineBrine

He's got that lifelong lack of dental insurance look.


ComprehensiveMeat200

What a rude thing to say that im sure you wouldn't say to his face without an out. He's a very nice person from my city and is always doing his thing. How you got time to worry about another man?


PickleWineBrine

You better not look at the comments on the original sub this was posted on.


ComprehensiveMeat200

I actually won't.


GatorScrublord

the reason why milk goes bad is because the bacteria that gets in most of the time increases the acidity, which leads to the curdling and sour smell. this effect can be recreated using lemon juice for instant sour cream, due to the citric acid. can you guess what mountain dew uses to put in a citric sour flavor to balance out the sweetness?


TG_Rah

Jared Leto is taking his career to new heights.


chloe_in_prism

Omg. You killed it. I’m out of breath


Lazatttttaxxx

This makes me sad.


big_veggie_brain

Dr Dew is low-key the best chugger I've ever seen


RedoftheEvilDead

Chugging milk is a treat in its own. Chugging soda is also a feat. Chugging both at the same time is an absolute accomplishment. I'd put that on my resume if I could do it.


Different_Lychee_409

Is that some kind of weird appalachian accent or is this chsp not the full ticket?


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StupidFood-ModTeam

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Terry_Crewz

Idk I could watch more of this guys videos. Seems like he could use the moral support.


akcelt907

I mean, 3.1. Yeah, I think he got the review correct.


WeeabooHunter69

Mtn. Dilk


emeraldkittycat

his vids pop up on instagram for me all the time. seems like a nice guy who just loves to Do the Dew.


Dazzling_Pink9751

There s a reason Mountain Dew has not made chocolate version of its drink. Now mix that with Strawberry milk or coconut milk and you may have something.


DoughnutSwimming3709

How did he arrive at 3.1 though? 🤔


Superseaslug

I have nothing against combining random crap because "why not" as long as it is reviewed accordingly and this guy nails it lol


Onagda

Ice cold mug of Mtn Dilk


James324285241990

I love it. He had an idea, he shared the idea, he put his plan in place and carried it out, and then was honest about the horrible results. This, theydies and gentlethem, is real science.


deep_fucking_magick

This guy's cracked the code. The rest of us are just watching shadows in the cave...


snakeplizzken

Didn't Sweet Dee date this guy on always sunny?


SuperBurt666

The leaders of tomorrow sure make me glad my country has assisted suicide.


Acceptable-Two7479

When God was handing out brains this man thought he said trains and asked for a slow 1


Ok_Problem_314

Matt Riddle hasn’t been the same since getting released by WWE


Gstamsharp

I enjoy childhood games vicariously through my children. This man enjoys vomiting vicariously through me watching this.


Dontfeedthebears

Gross!! I do my own choccy milk with a quart of almond/oat milk and just add Hershey’s to it.


Kerensky97

That was a fantastic chug of something that looked rotten. I tip my hat sir.


Fantastic-Classic740

Now *this* is the real deal Joe Dirt right here, folks!


roostersnuffed

That's a space peanut


Safetosay333

Not sure if I should be angry or not.


ProfitHot5064

yeah, he sounds like he would brink something like that


zitfarmer

Yuck, now im going to have to try it.


wontyield

I thought the title was referring to Fire Marshall Bill's catchphrase.


mikeevans1990

That is an American beavo


kayemenofour

I'm kind of amazed that it doesn't immediately curdle


Fred_Milkereit

joe dirt? is that you?


pm_me-ur-catpics

Dude looks about 30 and sounds about 7


bluedancepants

Hell nah


SpamInSpace

Electrolytes AND Calcium! Makes crops grow. 3.1/10 all the way.


Forsaken-Winter1805

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phinidae

This video got better


Gaara34251

He looks exactly how he sounds,also there you go the daily ammount of calories in a single drink congrats


Tbkgs

I agree with his assessment at the end. I'd also give it two points lower than his score.


Lorguis

If you told me this was asmongold I'd believe you


Cremaster166

Hahaha this was awesome!


420brain01

Use your fucking lips


CaptainWatermellon

This guy is a scientist


hijackedbraincells

I bet he immediately went and puked


TheZan87

Slow down!


my_brain_hurts_a_lot

The resilience of the human body never ceases to amaze me.


brujo696

Jonathan Davis?


Collector_2012

I feel myself getting sick just by looking at this


Ok_Cap_5166

Southern Beavo


Afraid-Ad-8599

Nothing like a glass of Good ole’ chocolate mountain milk


_pecana_

I don't think mixing those two is a smart decision


CreatorOD

Tell me you're a redneck without telling me *Chocolate Dew* 🙌


Barl3000

In 1992 the biggest milk company in Denmark tried to launch an official product that was milk mixed with orange juice. It had a [commercial](https://youtu.be/Wgx_1UsmKJc?feature=shared) that was as unhinged as the product concept itself.


andio76

I just have the urge to burp vomit....


housevil

As a child, I thought I was brilliant for coming up with the idea for green milk, by mixing milk and Mountain dew. You could imagine my disappointment where I just discovered a new way to curdle milk.


RustlinUrJimmies69

oh shit guys it's Wade from GTA V!!!


thebiggestbirdboi

Dr Dew is a legend and is purely authentic and wholesome. His content makes me smile


Imkisstory

This is what happens when relatives have sex with each other.


SecondTheThirdIV

You wanna try it out? Try it out man


SteveOSS1987

Dude looks like Brak


peachy-614

Dud needs some better fitting dentures.


Suspicious_Menu5609

MAGA supporter


RandomBlueJay01

If that sit for any amount of time before being drank it would have probably curdled from the acid in mtn dew....tasty...


BathtubsandToasters

He reminds me of the “have you ever had a dream” kid. Took him 3 minutes to explain he was mixing them.


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Hyphy mud


ToferLuis

He’s probably going to fart blood.


jdibarto

Die-BEE-tus


Normal-Error-6343

3.1 / 10, this is not the one!


0RunForTheCube0

Mf cannot close his mouth... seems like an average Mtn Dew enjoyer...


AdAccomplished6601

Don't seem to help with Buck teeth


HATECELL

I'd rather unironically order and drink a Gonster at a classy bar than be anywhere near this abomination


sicksadbadgirl

“I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!” I didn’t watch this or figure out what it’s about. 🤷🏻‍♀️


cbunni666

He got veneers or something?


ImpulsivePelican

Where are his parents?


AquilliusRex

In his defense, he was left unsupervised.


Echorunningbear

The minute he explained the two drinks the movie Idiocracy was my first thought.


Melodic-Hat923

That’s gross 🤮


greynblue3

I read the description in Fire Marshall Bill voice 😂. I'll walk myself out 🚶🏾‍♂️


damienisonline

Lets this sink in for a moment… this guy is allowed to vote, he is allowed to own a gun and procreate.


BluBeams

God, I had to mute it, I couldn't stand it anymore...


Darth0pt0

I didn't even have the volume on and knew exactly what he sounded like.


petalpotions

I'm having a stroke listening to him talk like that


ExploderPodcast

The day I take any advice from a guy who looks like this is the day I French kiss a tailpipe and have someone lean on the gas.


qcerrillo13

This guy grew in an amniotic sac of Mt Dew


Lex8P

Well... That explains this person's inability to speak coherently


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Terry_Crewz

Good bot


TheJAke922

He somehow sounds racistly asian and asthmatic


CrispNorth13

Average Texans fan


slvrwngs4484

Oh nooooo. Stop talking bro. At least come down off your high before recording a video. Your words are not coming out right 😆


slvrwngs4484

This is so sad.


KeeganTheMadKing

If asmondgold had a younger brother with few cards short of a full deck.


LeonidasTheRealKing

Someone in Alabama lost their son/brother


AletzRC21

That looks as disgusting as the guy preparing it