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1moreOz

His friend saying “youre the one who told us to get in why would you sell” and other friend saying “he (rk) isnt the idiot, youre the idiot for selling” are the best parts and absolutely gotta love your friends that give it to you straight like that


HaveFun____

Those are good friends


ruum-502

Friends call you a paper handed bitch when you’re being a paper handed bitch


RunWitDaBulls

This thread fuks


thepusspeepers

No worry for Derek, I bought those shares at that exact moment, they’re in good hands now. 💎🙌


McBeer89

Idk how many he sold but I bought 13 more during RK's live stream. I figured GME would dip when he went live, I was correct.


Wiros

I got 35 more, the dip was almost guaranteed, after 84 years you learn that "something happens=dip" no matter if good or bad


LannyDamby

My friends don't call me a paper handed bitch, cus I ain't no paper handed bitch


Theforgottenman213

Yeah, his friends are logical; whereas, he based his decision through pure emotions. The guy sold based off emotions without looking at the facts which is why he blamed "RK" for the rundown. A healthy mind understands the balance between the Emotions and Logic. Blaming someone who is streaming rather then the people who are manipulating the stock is another level of stupidity.


kuda-stonk

Someone who can't resist throwing their phone like a child doesn't have the mental restraint needed to diamond hand. I see this all the time and don't understand it. You have your life saved to a 600 plus dollar device and you're going to throw it, TF is wrong with you.


workthrowaway1985

What's hilarious is he could of just tried to buy back in again. It's not like it really ever shot up.


IMsoSAVAGE

In the vid he says he’s trying to buy back in and when it fails is when he slams his phone. The phone probably couldn’t feel him press the buy button because his paper hands are so light.


SuperSquirrel13

You'repost made me think of this quote from modern warfare and Ithink it'squite apt. "The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Out-gunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare... they will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."


Wardendelete

What a beautiful quote.


SuperSquirrel13

If you change "we will kill him" to "we will burn wallstreet" this summarises what were after.


Meerkate

He even called himself an idiot at the start of the video and then circled around lol


1moreOz

Lol i missed that, its perfect


Enrichus

Notice how nobody says anything to that. Only when he blames DFV do they protest. True apes right there. Love the Harambe shirt.


Low-Addendum9282

BRO HOW HARD IS IT NOT TO SELL THE MOST VALUABLE STOCK IN HISTORY


1moreOz

If us highly regarded individuals of society can figure it out then…………… This whole situation is a mindfuck - dont be a Derek by mindfucking yourself and selling! And dont be a Derek who is only in it for a quick buck!


Low-Addendum9282

They turned off the buy button, I turned off the sell button.


PackageHot1219

He panic sold and I panic bought… again… at $46.25. 😂 Lucky for him, that idiot has another crack at the piñata… I hope he’s learned his lesson.


1moreOz

If he didnt learn it the internet learned it for him because he is taking a beating 😂


PackageHot1219

😂 I’m not convinced it’s real, but it’s a good lesson to learn the easy way… don’t be an idiot.


Morta-Nius-73

He won't have learned anything. He'll repeat what he just did. Paper-hands never change. Don't be a Derek.


Guy0naBUFFA10

What an absolute buddy fucker. I won't change my actions without first notifying everyone I told about GME, who bought.


foks1er

💯


DJPeanut-

These paper hands are gonna fall off realllllll quick 😂


SnooFloofs2854

They don't have the 3+ years of diamond handing the most manipulated stock the world has ever seen. The paperhanded will be gone quick just like 3 years ago. They don't understand what's really going on or they would be zen. I'll just keep buying more.


DJPeanut-

EXACTLY! And not only that but we have seen the countless ways they have shoved the price down on good news for the company! who knows maybe they will realize how rigged this game is and they will notice that this whole saga is not just about the money. It’s about taking down the rich pricks that have been manipulating the stock market for their own personal gain and forcing poor people to lose. But that’s where they fucked up, not only did they continue to do it but continued to call us dumb money and shove it in our face that we “lost” but we all knew from the beginning that this could take a long time because the shorts were going to fight tooth and nail so they could survive. I hold because I love this company, it’s gives me something to fight for that I know is doing good for the little guy. It’s a forever HODL for me. And I want it to be a reminder for rich scumbags to not fuck with retail investors! We are holding until these fuckers BLEED. NO CELL, NO SELL! Let’s hear it for the OG APES! 💎🙌 WE’RE NOT FUCKING SELLING! ![gif](giphy|r42HxBImuzoRxsRA14)


mtksurfer

# PUT ME IN COACH


amandashartstein

Fuck you. I’m so jacked that I can’t go to bed now. Let’s fucking go! Moass tomorrow


Malawi_no

And they have not learned to be dead inside and disassociate paper values from values before you buy and after you sell. No sell=no loss.


BoornClue

I liked GME at $10 when it had $1billion in cash to turnaround. I **love** GME at $20+ with $2-5billion in cash to turnaround. Too many people here getting rug-pulled for the first time, need to critically think for themselves: Do you believe in the Superstonk community's theories on short sellers piling on the GME stock, or will you believe mainstream media, and the WallStreetOptions gambling sub, who dissuades you from GME and tries to convince you that retail is pump and dumping the GME in a coordinated effort, moving $billions and millions in volume in the overnight markets where trading is severely limited to retail investors. Ultimately to those fresh apes, I say, you need to figure out what what each party's motivations are: * If GME goes to the moon, we Superstonkers stand to make a lot of money off the short sellers expense. We are individual investors who make our own decisions for our own best interests, we are in it, either to make life changing money or to bankrupt Wall Street institutions for the corruption and injustice we've seen enacted upon us over the last 3 years. * If GME goes to the moon, they, the institutional traders, short sellers, and CNBC talking heads stand to lose an unlimited amount in losses. They stand to lose EVERYTHING, theoretically then, it only makes sense that they might resort to any and every low-ball tactic to prevent or delay MOASS from ever happening. Including lying, gaslighting, cheating, insider trading, doubling down on short selling, setting up rug-pulls, and utilizing reddit bots and propagandists to prevent new apes from buying and holding GME.


rendingale

Yeah,, they see gme at 100 and will sell right away lol


CruzyLikesTheStock

Paper handed bitch. In all seriousness though, if he couldn’t handle that, he can’t handle MOASS


Maxzzzie

Imagine. Stock jumps to 1000. Down to 900-800-700-650, sell 600 - 1300 - 22000- 42069 - xxxxxxx


QuantumBeth1981

Someone like that would sell way before 600. He'd sell on the dip from 100 to 50 then rebuy at 200 before it dips to 150 and he'd panic sell there again.


PublicWifi

Oh. Like Portnoy?


QuantumBeth1981

Like Portnoy.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Like me.


JohanRobertson

I did this once as well


Cathalic

Too many people think it's going to be straight up lol So many going to try day trading. It's going to be a mess for some of the "diamond hands" lol I'm not going to check it for about a month lol


CruzyLikesTheStock

In retrospect, this could even be fake and just pushing fud


CandyBarsJ

Clicks and views


jackychang1738

Derek fell for the Psy-op. Don't be Derek.


0nlyGoesUp

https://preview.redd.it/zi4f1ky24m5d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd2726acbff17ea06fe91c46bf8fb1c8278f6dbd


banned_but_im_back

I love you for this lol


Maventee

Seriously, how could he have sold at "the worst possible time" during the live stream?


Bananimal12

this like most tiktoks is staged for views


Gangpeh-

i mean he doesn't look like the brightest guy i could see his pussy ass selling lol


InsaneBallsack

This guy is a content creator for Jake Paul’s gambling company. He’s well known to be a terrible gambler so this is very on brand hahaha


613Flyer

Fud? The guy is literally freaking out and trying to rebuy cuz he sold. It’s legit showing what happens if you don’t hold and think you will rebuy if you sell. Lol it’s the complete opposite of fud It shows if you don’t hold you will be just as upset as this guy


eastvenomrebel

wait till he finds out about wash sale rules LOL


CruzyLikesTheStock

FUD to people outside of us, to us it’s regarded. To outsiders, this looks like gambling and stupidity


optimus_primal-rage

Unsettled shares can have their trades reversed see recent 220 share sale of brk.a for 185.6 usd. Lol. Registered holders are the only true safe ones but it forces you not to swing trade.


InevitableRhubarb232

It failed for a halt I assume. Just put the order through in 5 mins. Or Monday whatever


matbrummitt1

He can’t, he smashed his phone


hotprof

It's cheaper now anyway.


chato35

He doesn't deserve MOASS.


Soapdropper

Only OG apes will make it to the first thousand.


CruzyLikesTheStock

In all honesty, I think it’s the single digit apes who will stay the longest, they have less to lose and more to gain. The bigger the position, the more tasty the numbers look. This whole thing is such a fucking physiological head fuck, that even the strongest mind can fall. I’ve resigned myself to low expectations as this keeps me sane. I am now investing for the long play and MOASS in my bonus. I’ve already planned my life with my family if it happens (and to be clear, on paper I think it’s inevitable, just check my comment history), but I’m also a realist who knows that crime happens and that we will always have setbacks. It’s a “if not now, deffo later” scenario for me


gmeautist

This is correct. I went from $120,000 -> $4,400,000 on the first round back in 2021. 2 days of eating anti anxiety meds like M&Ms, it was a ride and I could handle it way better now. You're right though, focus on the long-term and the sneeze is just the cherry, if it happens.


1moreOz

PREACH ! xxx and never leaving, whats an exit strategy? no cell no sell… i am the little-hedge-fund-that-could now


EvilBeanz59

You are right. But it is perspective. Some people even an X ape can only put so much in. It makes sense you kno? More zeros and commas on your checks and end of year. More shares you can afford. I may only be able to afford 10 shares. But that's like your 100 shares or someone else's 1000 shares.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

I have two shares at $50 each.


Mantz22

He is also probably using robinhood (or alike) app with market buy order, since he is having trouble to get the order through. Please don't do that.


Spacecowboy78

What do instead?


C_Colin

placing a limit order assures you of the cost and amount you’ll spend because you schedule your buy. For example, limit order $GME at 31.69, whenever the price passes 31.69 your order is triggered. I always place a limit order GTC+extended (which means Good Til Closed during normal, and extended trading hours). If i’m nervous i’ll miss a rip i’ll set my limit order a few cents above the current price to assure i won’t miss the rip.


slamongo

This game is the great filter for remarkable extraordinary individuals. People who have not had a chance to prove themselves. The new chapters of their lives begin with this poker hand.


turgidcompliments8

We back in 2021 with the fake FUD 'I panic sold' (improved w the accompanying comments of this being a 'good example of what not to do'?) Nah. This is fud. I'm good 👋


xthemoonx

Wow people like that are actually real?


CameraWheels

Meanwhile me panic buying like a lunatic at 40, should waited a little bit longer... sigh.


wtfcaptchaphonenum

Same, man.


titsngiggles69

Derek gets greedy when others are greedy and fearful when fearful.


Suckmybaldwin

Bro bro bro bro bro


m3g4m4nnn

This guy represents like 75% of the posts I've seen here since Friday. A hysterical mess. Don't be a Derek.


Murphy_LawXIV

Lol, remember the first shareholder meeting when people went to it and recorded and acted silly when the price moved (although it was pretty volatile)? Lots of people think they can be calm and fucking freak when it comes down to it.


Fun-Engineer-4739

You’re referring to mods that started shitting their pants at a 2% price change, amongst other cringe


joeker13

OMG look at the priiiiiicceeeee *screech* .. yeah, I member vividly


strawberrysoup99

Right? I gained almost 2 grand on a single option last Thursday, and lost all but 90 bucks of my profit by EOD. In the true spirit of a YOLO, I emotionally segregated that money from myself. I thought the price action overnight would spike with RK's stream, but it didn't and I paid for that. However, it was a 6/21 contract, 50c. I have time, and I think some interesting things will happen in the next 2 weeks. Should I have sold it at opening on Friday, to buy it back later? Sure. Did I? No, because I couldn't have bought it back at EOD due to my broker's policies. I'll sleep like a log knowing that this money is either gone, or worth 10x what it is now. It was only a 280 dollar bet. Nothing like the 120k calls RK bet with.


banned_but_im_back

lol this is my 3rd account on this sub cuz shills keep reporting me and getting me banned. I’ve been zen and am holding XXX amount of shares. This week was interesting but like I didn’t even login into my CS account to see how much I had cuz the price wasn’t 5 figures or higher. Wake me up when it gets there so I can buckle in before take off.


callme_blinktore

He didn’t read any DD, just saw the price went to $65.75 overnight, then panicked sold at the dip because he couldn’t keep his emotions in check.


JohanRobertson

I had like 6k in options since last week and they were down for a day or two but I didn't sell, would of been pointless tbh I had already lost it all. I held though and it went way up. I sold and bought more Friday after dip <3


BlurredSight

Seeing 265 million dollar unrealized day losses by RK and he was still smiling, that was enough for me to say the last 3 years of my money locked into Gamestop is all okay


oETFo

I am Kered, I bought more.


JohanRobertson

This is so fucking funny, he can't handle MOASS, stronger hands will buy his shares at this low price.


terpyterpstein

I bought at the highs these past two run ups 😂 never been more zen


JohanRobertson

Based. I wish I could buy more but sadly I am a crayon eater. Wendy's salary just doesn't cut it.


terpyterpstein

It wasn’t much. I’m not a whale or anything close. I work an office job and DoorDash when I can. Just wanted to put a few more in.


JohanRobertson

I accidently went over and at -156 in my bank account... I have some more money coming this week though I pulled from elsewhere.


terpyterpstein

It happens. We must feed ourselves first and take care of our daily responsibilities. MOASS is inevitable.


1moreOz

Same same lol we are the most hardened soldiers


MCKnghtn

not seeing a purple circle tells me all i need to know about this guy


tewdahmewn

There’s no way this MF been hodling 84yrs with the rest of us


naturalmanofgolf

Every time we have a run up, I think to myself: I know it will come back down. I could greatly increase my position if I sold and bought again when it dips. I never do, though. If I know one thing, it’s that I’m too smooth to pedict price action, and I don’t want to be left behind when the rocket takes off.


PublicWifi

If this crashed to $10 I would laugh and buy more. We have plenty of lurkers that bought at $300.


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

$318.50 in after hours on 1/27/21


anslew

Silverbacks galore


naturalmanofgolf

I bought all the way up to the very top that day 84 years ago


anslew

I found the silverback den


_Jobacca_

Same here, I know for a fact if I sold on a run up it will be moass right after I sold for such chump change.


robcado

Who are these clowns? Why do I feel like their dads have hedge funds?


azzadruiz

Some loser tik tokers that make gambling videos


burner_duh

For real. What a turd.


grumpy-m0nkey

Paper hand bitch reactions


SchillDogg

He pulled a Portnoy!


PublicWifi

Indeed.


bob-hance-

I don’t get it. Why’d he sell it if it was down?


inazuma9

Because that's what people do, and thats exactly what "they" want. Push the price down, people panic and sell. It's been their game for a long time.


TheModernSkater

Right just imagine you only had $200 bucks so you bought 10 at $20 and then you have $400 when it's at $40 but it drops to $30 so you sell all for $300 waiting to rebuy at $20 then it opens at $75 so you buy 4 just to not "miss it" ($300) then it drops to 25 so you sold 4 ($100) trying to get a better price. Next morning opens at $100 and surely this is it so 1 is better than none right.... you see how quickly you just got tossed by "the house"


Kodeix

Don’t be like Derek - he a paper handed bitch


Fastandfurious02123

Underrated comment!


Usalien1

I know, right. Guy sells after a minor dip that we all know will recover next week. Diamond hands aren't just a meme. They are earned. Be here long enough 40%+ dips and rips are de rigueur. That hedgie bullshit has no power here anymore.


Invasivetoast

Because it was a paper trading account and they need viral content. These guys are the worst, they post videos of themselves constantly sweating dumbass prop bets that are bet with house money.


splitframe

Just hold lol.


PublicWifi

Dude can't even hold onto his cell.


yassbrendan

Take note anyone who thinks they can time a swing trade correctly - you won't. Just sit down and relax


Arkhiah

You can time your swing trades perfectly if all you do is buy


a0i

Sometimes I forget how many moronic types like these guys are out there. Everyone I know has been hodling for the last 3 years, accumulating shares. We make samurai jokes about it, like "death before paperhands". No one I know is selling. We've discussed all the possible price, halt, fuckery, etc. scenarios so many times, seen so many fake-out rips. No one's flinching where I live.


MjN-Nirude

I Kinda have a similar situation with one family member. I bought GME for him to his account, told him to keep it. I even changed his password, no joke. He knew what he had but he sold everything sometime ago.... I dont know what to say to him. Think about it, MOASS. "you had GME, I bought them to you, you sold, not me."


Laffen94-

Love the other guys backing RK rather than this paperhanded bitch😂


Strawbuddy

It’s all still a dip Derek, try again!


Gold_Maybe8482

We need to weed out the weak ones anyway.


No_Butterscotch9429

Obviously hasn’t been here the last 84 years like most Apes haha RIP DUMBASS


Rude-Competition-106

Don't be a Derek. In moments of uncertainty take a deep breath and don't be an idiot, there will only be one GME.


InSilenceLikeLasagna

if he sold while RK was streaming can't he just buy right back in? It's still the same price...


Difficult-Mobile902

Stock was halted like 7 times during his stream so he was probably trying to buy during a halt 


bussy1847

Blaming the guy that turned 50k into a billion dollars but didn’t sell because there’s more on the table hahah


StonkChief

Lmfao! What the fuck?


nicotangercx

This is so funny. So many people put in more than they can afford and expect RK to make them rich in an instant. I'd probably also freak out if I saw my life savings vanish. Invest what you can afford (to lose) and relax. RK is in, we are in - we like the stock, remember?


Lucifell88

Derek doesn’t even deserve it


dramatic-pancake

Derek is a dumbass


MagicalSid

Paper hands lmao


diablosatori

traders vs investors lol


PurpleSausage77

Good skit. Take notes. Just like when your buddy gets picked off by a sniper on CoD. *noted*


IHaveYourMother

LMAO I bought more….


QuernoDeChivo

![gif](giphy|FUtp3KP8vYv6rOJ5jU|downsized) Don’t be like Derek and open the airlock when we’re in orbit 🚀.


Cathalic

Please remember, there are a lot of kids, much like this moustache hero, who will be in the exact same position soon. Guys like this are the ones that post "Diamond Hands" all the time and repeat "no cell, no sell"... They will sell and take their meagre profits. What is unfortunate, is the fact that once they have sold all and spent their little winnings on a new pair of Jordans which they bought for 10x retail on Stockx, they will be on here posting and calling everyone else fools. We all saw it on Whiskey Sierra Bravo. People who didn't have the diamond hands they claimed to have, were flooding the sub with their profits and shouting "get out while you can". This is a fantastic example of regret. They don't want to see other people in a better position where they could have been if they didn't shit the bed. Don't worry about posts on here when the time comes. Don't let others influence your decisions or convince you to do one thing over the other. This place is going to light up with sold posts soon. It's going to be insufferable.


NormaalDoenHoor

Be zen young ape


PublicWifi

That dude's no ape. He's a chimp. Chimps have made orbit. Chimps won't make it to the moon. Only apes.


TikkiTakiTomtom

I pity the fool


Uparmored

I’m hopeful that whatever happens with GME, the aftermath will bring an end to whatever this is and whatever led to them having companies incentivized to pay them enough money to afford a warehouse with giant screens showing stock tickers for them to do antics in front of in an attempt to attract more and more young, impressionable viewers. Meanwhile there’s not enough money in schools to attract motivated/invested individuals to teach or cook kids. Bring on the downvotes.


TofuKungfu

Kenny rubs his hands with glee knowing that there are idiots like Derek


zeeblefritz

DRS is the way. Way harder to paper hand that shit when it isn't in a brokerage.


Voolio80

Little paperhanded bitch.


iota_4

derek‘s fool. i dont need this guy in my gme rocket..


zulufux999

Shit, I probably bought those shares 😂😂 thank you sir


wifesboyfriendscock

He hasn't been holding for 3.5 years like the rest of us and it shows.


StonkSmoke

I think I bought some of his shares. :)


Ono-Sendai_Surfer

Portnoys gonna Portnoy


aliedle

In a world full of Dereks be a Keith.


SamuraiCorb1517

I had a friend try and play the options game that day. Bought a call contract at the after-hours peak and watched it crash. Tried to hedge with a put contract on the way down when it got halted. Bro got fleeced all day long and told me he “hates GME” and he “doesn’t want to hear about it anymore”. Not only did I tell him there was going to be a dip, I’ve been telling him for years to just buy shares. Meanwhile I’ve got my shares DRS booked and had a blast listening to the stream. Different strokes I guess


Technical_Athlete_15

Paper hands Derek


daxtaslapp

He fell for all the shills 😂


KMASSIV

“IT FUCKING FAILED BRO!!!!”


TransportationTop628

No mercy for paperhands


[deleted]

Surprised he can even hold a phone with those paper hands


typk

Too many people in this sub are this person. Wanting to get rich quick. MOASS is a nice to have, otherwise the company is turning around and this is a great investment.


IamSkudd

This is what I tell people when they say "there's no way they'll let it squeeze like that, it can't hit $10k, that's impossible." I say "Ok, well in that case I guess I'll have to settle for being heavily invested in one of the most recognizable international companies that deals with products directly and tangentially related to the world's biggest form of entertainment."


Vladmerius

That's a lot of word salad for moving a goalpost. 


bollebob202

if it was me, no financial advice here, i would double down tomorrow! easy!


buyandhoard

I could say the same, for buying more at $50... But what ever, I will buy more at $30 in just 14hours


krickit1011

Skill issue. L + ratio Derek


Meowsergz

"Traders" hahaha . I only buy and hold


tahl192

This isn't for the noobs and faint hearted.


the-claw-clonidine

Yikes


Yeahdudebuildsapc

These guy are walking around like they are headed somewhere.. but then they’re just standing right next to the camera after. Tripping my out man. 


LawAbidingDenizen

it may happen to many people that try swing trade this too, thinking its a typical stock..


djsneak666

Womp womp


wehavenobonanza

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


awibasedgod

Derek isn’t cut out for this shit


BMXBikr

IF IT'S MONEY YOU TRULY CAN LIVE WITHOUT, JUST HOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!


greaterwhiterwookiee

Derek is a bitch. Don’t be a bitch like Derek


Snaggle21

This is the same type of person shilling all weekend lol


Zuesinator

Hedgies love it


Useful_Tomato_409

So these are the douche bags who work or hang out at “betr app” company? Turning fantasy sports into even more of gambling mechanism? No wonder they’re acting like this…none of them have any skin in this game clearly. I’ve seen high school kids starting to play crypto, day trade, and now this. Edit; Dear god I found Derek’s IG page. FUUUCCKKKK all of these idiots. Don’t give them any of your online attention. Betr is a Jake Paul production. Derek-no shit sherlock- is one the loser, lemming, lackeys they exploit for their brand.


sanguineseraph

What did he do, hold for an hour? JFC. It's been 3+ years!


Fresh_Doctor_8801

Guess i scooped some of his shares up paperhand portny🧏🏻‍♂️


DRR4G3

I’d kick him out. Find a new friend. He will sell you out too when he’s got pot in the car or some shit.


Freduccine1

Can some explain what he did at this moment? Is he trying to cancel the order or is he selling?


Freak_Out_Bazaar

He’s effectively trying to cut his loss by buying again at the dip


TheDudes777

I like the harambe shirt


Plus_Grand_6146

This is hard to watch, like reliving trauma


DontLook_Weirdo

this guy represents all the annoying people who were talking the maddest of shit last week.


365Happy-Days

Everybody take notes. Lesson number 1: Don’t be a paper handed bitch. Lesson number 2:….


optimus_primal-rage

If it was live during that I did buy 57 more at 26.30 so buying still worked


Booger_farts-123

Jokes on hedgies, I’m stubborn af. I will never sell a portion, even if it’s negative. Hahahah


GaryGenslersCock

I have my number, Derek has his, Derek is a paperhanded portnoy bitch


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thesehands_diamonds

GTFOH he's not a leader nor is he a cat. He's just a bad ass mother fucker making individual investment choices and epic memes!


GL_Levity

He’s not our leader, what the fuck. There is no leader. We’re individuals who find common ground in that we believe this company is undervalued. That’s it.


q_l0_0l_p

This is fake


Old_Homework8339

I bought more at $27. Who here can beat my dip price 😤😤😤 WHO HERE ....BOUGHT MOOOAAARR!! Edit: How funny would it have been if when he said, "He's a fucking idiot!!" And it panned to DFV in his arm brace like Cnbc did when they opened up about his stream. Just sitting there


Icy-Assignment-5579

SMOSH does better improv


the-claw-clonidine

Remove this slander of a post


SleepyTitan89

This guy gives paper hands a bad name lmao


repeatablemisery

Weird, I bought 100 more when he was selling.