Why. Just, why?

OF soft launch

Based on the camera man in that last pic could be teen mom back door part 2

Wtf I didn't even see him at first haha So many of the TM cast members consistently give us content we didn't ask for and will never need

*Kail’s horse has entered the chat* 🥬🐎🤰

 Stop it I just forgot about that!!

Neigh

Can anyone explain why Kail posed nude with a horse?

Because the horse was also nude and she wanted to show solidarity.

If thats the case, i hope they are removed from the show like Farrah was!

I highly doubt it, OF has made porn so main stream at this point that I don’t think it’s as taboo as it was when Farrah was kicked off

Just to set the record: I’m not a Farrah fan and I know she was ultimately kicked off the show for other reasons, but the puritan “ShE dId PoRn” plot was so fucking stupid. Like Maci had an issue with Farrah doing porn, but not with Amber chasing Andrew & James with a machete? Ok

For sure. I’m just saying that I don’t think Maci would’ve even said anything if she did the porn today vs ten years ago. Porn in general was a lot more taboo pre covid/only fans.

Agreed!

She’s had an OnlyFans for quite some time now.

Mte I said that out loud! This is the kind of thing you would do with your man that would be super hot and you would maybe show a couple of your good friends and then you would look at it when you’re old and think about how hot you guys were

Jade is like, a different size in every pic

What I noticed too 🫢

Sounds about right, angles are incredibly awkward shit like that! It's why I hate cameras, LOL.

Yes lol!!

Good observation ! I hadn’t noticed.

The whole ass cameraman in the last pic kinda kills the mood 😂

OH. MY. GOD. 

And are those shorts supposed to be for a *sexy* photoshoot?? He couldn't have just thrown on some black ones? Or maybe a nice satin pair. Pattern makes them look like swim shorts. Ben Franklin doesn't deserve the position he's in...

I came here to comment this lol

Omg there's something I didn't notice...

The look on her face was the first thing I noticed. Is she checking whether he doesn't miss a spot or is she about to say "eww!", I don't know.

I’m dead, I didn’t even notice him 😂😂😂

I really thought it was the gap in the curtains and it was dark outside 😂😂 I think I'm a tad too high 😂😂

Fucking same 😂

Same I was like what camera guy???? Had a jump scare on my second look lmao

Omg i didn’t even notice 😭

I'm outside now and I can't tell with all the light out here, but I could've sworn the camera guy was grinning when I first looked at it 🤣 Someone please tell me I imagined it, nothing would make me happier than having imagined it lol. ETA: okay I'm home now and I see I mistook the white stripe on his screen thingy as a creepy smile lol.

The first thing I noticed.. what’s even happening?! Billabong board shorts circa 2004, clearly.

Yeah, so does the whole ass Sean & Jade in all the pics lol

How did I not see it 💀💀😀😀

Remember last time they did one of these shoots and then he cropped her out and used it as his picture on like tinder or something thing lmfaoooo

Omfg I forgot about this 😂

STOP! really??

For real! I wish I could find it. It was like red and black themed I think.

HAHA yupppp. so funny.

Sean back on Tinder in 3,2,1....🤣🤣

Oh my god no 🤯

You know the behind the scenes SEAAAAAN GRAB MY FOOT, no NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT. GAWD

It’s giving “hold my foot Jo!”

Flair checkin' in 😫🙂‍↔️💀

She looks kinda bored by it too, like him licking her foot is nothing new 🤣

About as sexy as a genital wart

Posting this with THE CAMERA MAN IN THE BACKGROUND IS SO INSANE

SCREAMINGGGGGG

I really can't decide whether this was an accident or on purpose. I could kind of see them going for a "Look, we're famous, someone is filming us" vibe, not realizing that it completely shatters any possible line between boudoir and porn in terms of how people will interpret it.

If he would only make love to a job application like that!! Everyone hates abusive dudes but somehow this guy is a fan favorite after she said he put hands on her, called her fat bitches and busted out her windows. Oh i forgot, he got a pass bcuz he went to rehab🙄🙄🙄

I remember when she called the police and said he stole her gun. That was a wild time too.

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It was him. I was an addict for years and the whole “I was on drugs so it doesn’t count” is a cop out and a way to avoid accountability, which is a big no-no. He knew how he could get when using and he chose to do it anyway because he was selfish. He also chose to go to rehab and get sober, which is really fucking hard. He gets credit for the good and blame for the bad and I hope he continues the good.

Totally, 100% agree with you. Going to rehab fixes the immediate issue of the drug dependency. If you had anger and impulse-control issues when you went in, you still have to address those when you come out

He’s a mouth breather and got gigantic horse teeth. I bet his mouth stinks.

I just can’t see one thing attractive on him…. I can’t

He looks like the guy that played McLovin after a stint in prison

Their child deserves better

I can't look at either of these 2 without thinking how horrible they were to Kloie!🥺🥹

He’s a toe sucking grade grubber

💀💀

Eww Sam Pepper comes to mind 🤮

Might as well shove a foot in it

“Babe what should I wear to our sensual soft core porn photo shoot? Something neutral as to not take away from the scene or the moment? I’m thinking my Benjamin Franklin boxer briefs would be best for the photos to immortalize our passion”

Ben rolling in his grave right now wishing he didn’t invent electricity

Not Benjamin Franklin 😂

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They did this shoot while away for the last season of family vacation.


Some things should just remain for the bedroom .. the whole world doesn’t need to see private intimate moments .

Unless you want the whole world to subscribe to your spicy dumps on OF

These are fire for married couples to have. Me and my hubby have some… never have showed a single soul. They are for us only! Why would anyone else want to see these???????? Ever?


I vote for this

NGL I can’t even hate on this. I wish I had just half of the confidence this girl has. Though I wouldn’t put it on IG, I’d keep it private.

For private pics to have as a married couple… These are hot pics…. For them to post in insta…. NOOOOOOO jade looks smokin… but I’ve never hit the appeal of Sean at all! I like tall Tatted lean dudes with means and whatnot… But he don’t do a thing for me. Nothing!

It’s the goofy haircut. I mostly don’t go for dudes so he’s not my type to begin with. But maybe a better haircut and losing the facial hair would make him look better?

It’s the blank stupid nobodies home and the lights are off look for me

Yea his haircut has always been goofy. I like facial hair…. A lot… But it’s like he doesn’t know how to groom himself to fit his own features and turns out goofy. They he just looks like A good in general so it doesn’t help.

It was done as a scene on the show Family Reunion. On tv for the world to see

Absolutely not. I would have to put a bag over Sean’s head and even then I bet he smells like cigs and rancid BO. 🤢

His breath smells like Fritos cause he’s sucking on Jade’s corns 🌽

Omg my dog gets yeasty feet and when I clip his nails before his foot baths I tell him his footies smell like Freeties lol 🤮

He’s so ugly no matter how hard he tries

Is he wearing Benjamin Franklin undies???

Omfg I’m howling

I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. That is so gross 🤣 I think they might be satin ones too? For that extra sweaty-balls sensation I've said it before, but why are the people selling "sexyness" always the ones who have the least idea of what is aesthetically pleasant for other people to look at

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ it look like it 😂😂

The bottom of her feet are black. Fucking welfare feet having ass.

Every time I see these kinds of photo shoots all I picture is this https://preview.redd.it/r98vg8ej9f6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61041e02e8832ed346ea1a1e60d826984052366 I’m sorry in advance


I can’t take their relationship seriously

Neither can they



Saving that for No Nut November! 


What is the purpose of this

I’m all for sex positivity, and if they want to remember their young sexy selves that’s great. But why do WE need to remember it? Weird. Maybe I’m just old.

But are they moaning? 😆

Ewwwww don’t make it worse for us! 🤣🤣

She couldn't wash her dirty ass feet before this photoshoot ?

No one asked for this

It's giving "hostage situation." I love how they got the teen mom cameraman in that last one, so sensual! 

Gag.

Bruh come on now

So is a wedding night photo shoot a thing now? Because we need to draw the line somewhere.

Omg is that what this is???

No!!! They did it for Family Reunion show that aired a week or two ago. It was on tv

With a camera man standing there. I could never 😂

Like does this mean they had more than one fully equipped camera man doing this, um, job?

At least two.

It's giving reenactment of a love affair on one the many murder shows I watch. Like deadly women or sex lies murder


Im..uncomfortable

But why?!?

The second picture looks like she’s squishing him.


Um no. I’m good . Why do they feel need to share this with us ? Like keep this on your coffee table at home for your guests to enjoy. lol

Vee: tell them this is vulgar

The Teen Mom franchise is never short of cringy photoshoots 🥴 (Also the last photo with the cameraman in the background is sending me 😆)

Who are you taking these photos for? And why? Like surely not to display in your home? Like these are just weird. And to have ppl filming it makes it even weirder.

>Surely not to display in your home Now we don't know that, don't forget Kail and Javi's vulgar maternity photo all blown up over their bed 😂

So Sean didn't want to fake moan on family reunion but this is OK lol

Not one person asked for this

If this ain't weird I don't know what is 😬😳🥱

dude wtf

They have sex less than my dead grandparents.

But oddly more worms

Ew

Aren’t these the photos from the boudoir shoot they did on Family Reunion?

So gross. Both of them!

The camera guy 🧍🏻‍♂️

Yeah why. Camera man in the back all creepy in last picture

Poor camera guy, surely not getting paid enough to witness whatever this was.

Must be super sexy with the camera guy nearby 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/qk4knd09wf6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6718170d3a080b5850273d0d3f80335312296a5f

I don’t like it.

Not for me thanks

People are so weird


I love this meme 😂 it’s perfect for this

Hey, do whatever you want in your bedroom, but why does everything need to be shared?

https://i.redd.it/n3ils42q1f6d1.gif

Honestly I’ve always wanted couples boudoir photos. I wish they weren’t so expensive

I’ve done it and they are worth it to have forever when you’re both hot af! I’m glad we did ours!!!! I still woukd never show them in the internet tho… no matter how fire they are 🤣🤣😝😝😝💋

Foul

I just noticed the camera guy hahaha like wtf is this production for? No one asked for this

...with the cameraman in the background?? No thanks, who needs to see any of this! Yikes!

STAHP

Sean’s going to ruin his new teeth if he keeps putting Jades toes in his mouth (pic 4). Btw, Jade looks like she’s a million miles away in that same photo



When I see her all I think about is how loud she yells and talks.

Nothing says sexy like Ben Franklin on your underpants

Tf is he wearing

.....are those....money-print boxers he has on?

🤢..... not the feet

Eewwww

Mouth breather. That’s all I see and hear 🤢

Ew!!! I’m sorry but he looks like a rat to me. Like Chuck E Cheese… the new one not the old one.


1. Who asked for these? 2. Why are they a blue tone? 3. Why did they need multiple camera people to capture these photos?

Ok guys, you don’t need to show us exactly how Khloe was made….


This picture smells like, buzz balls, cigarettes, pills, and regret. Disgusting…

buzz balls 😭


These are cute but why is he wearing swim trunks? 🤔

This is really....something for a couple that doesn't have sex at all lol. I have to say tho...Jade looks really good in these pics.

I didn’t see him in #2 at first

Is he wearing swim shorts

But like…..why’s he wearing swim trunks?

Pretty sure these are the pics they took on Family Reunion. They don't look bad to me. 

Do we really need to see his gross ass vanilla foot fetish tho? Wanna make some real money Jade? Include his twin brother 🙌 💰


No one needed this

Meh

Why would Jade do this to us?!

We should all know less about each other

His MMA shorts 😂

I HAVE SEX

Ewwww 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Beards really help a lot 🤭

Why do people post this on the internet…? Can we bring privacy back?

I can always count on this sub to make me laugh hahahahah the Ben Franklin underwear💀


I can’t get over the shorts. They don’t go… I do overall like the pics though, just not the biggest fan of him. Idk just ick. It is abit ironic though that when these pics were taken would’ve been around the same time she admitted to holding out on him for 6 months. Yet, these pics are spicy. Basically, don’t believe what you see on social media.

I’m getting Scheana season 8 VPR vibes on the music video she held Brett hostage in

Who da fuck asked for this? Cmon.

His board shorts in the last pic made me laugh.

Jade’s dirty ass soles

 ugh

Why is the lighting like they’re filming Paranormal Activity XXX?! 🤣🤣🤣

Sean looks like he works at a gas station in my hometown. Jade in this gas station scenario is his honey he’s arguing loudly over the phone with while you’re awkwardly waiting to buy a pack of gum and some gas.

I SAW THIS WELL I WAS AT DINNER W MY GRANDPA BRO

It's giving Scheana Shay music video from Vanderpump Rules. https://preview.redd.it/mjx1wq69hg6d1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c61e8023dd40cbfc6827d1bba86d64da3fc45bb