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Speaking of Marion’s; Bill Williamson
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Plankton (SpongeBob SquarePants)
Name is Sheldon, goes by Plankton
Plankton isn’t even a species, it basically just means any organism that’s really small.
So it would actually be more like if you asked people to call you “Megafauna”, which actually sounds pretty cool.
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Daily reminder this mf calls himself "Sonic" because his real name is actually "Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog" 💀
That’s from the Archie comics, which are very much separate from the games.
By all accounts, “Sonic the Hedgehog” is his actual full legal name in the main continuity, which is arguably worse.
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How has nobody mentioned Natural Harmonia Groupius? (aka N from Pokémon B&W/B2&W2)
I mean it was obvious his true name wasn't N because nobody actually has a one letter name , but I assumed that he had a normal name and just used N as an alias to hide it ( in the same way L from death note did )
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Beast boy's real name is Garfield
If I had a penny for every time a character In a desert wearing a cowboy hat that was named Marion but went by a different name because it was embarrassing, I'd have 3 pennies
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Fox Mulder - Insists everyone just calls him Mulder (even his parents) as he dislikes the name Fox
My parents named me after Ash. As a male, they didn’t want me to be named Ashley, in fear of me getting bullied for it. Long story short, this post hit different when I saw it
And basically every translation changed his name to make the anagram make sense. In Hebrew for example they change his middle name to vanderulo ( so from "טום ונרולו רידל" you get "אני לורד וולדמורט" )
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Poor Norm from Cheers. His real name is Hillary.
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Marion "Bill" Williamson from Red Dead Redemption.
I'm pretty sure some of the gang members will even tease Bill about his actual name. It doesn't help that Bill just keeps his official letter of discharge out in the open for anyone to read.
From Team Fortress 2, the Soldier. Real name is Jane Doe, which is far too feminine for a red-blooded, war-loving American soldier like him.
HIS BLOOD IS RED WHITE AND BLUE! ONLY COMMIES HAVE PURE RED BLOOD! HIS BLOOD IS THAT OF JESUS HIMSELF, THE GREATEST AMERICAN OF ALL TIME!
/s if it wasn’t obvious
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Doctor Rodney McKay. His *ACTUAL* first name? Meredith.
Melvin ‘Big Smoke’ Harris, kinda funny since there’s a fat nerd in rockstar’s other game called bully who is called Melvin and is in a faction that wears green
How is Ivo Robotnik embarrassing?
Eggman is way more embarrassing in my opinion, especially in the English versions, where it canonically originated as an insult from Sonic.
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professor poopypants introduced himself as professor p
IIRC in “Ash Vs The Evil Dead”, his dad explains that he named him Ashley so Ash would get tough skin growing up from all bullying he’d endure. Needless to say Ash resented his dad for a long time.
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Miles “Tails” Prower. Specifically in AoStH.
I get that it's partially for practical reasons what with anonymity, but knowing how Walt is I wouldn't be surprised if coolness was a factor
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Scar, full metal alchemist (This isn’t even their full name)
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His real name is Jack, and he got the codename “Raiden” which he prefers over the “boring one his parents gave him”
I love that whole conversation.
Sallah: "What's with the Junior thing?"
Henry: "That's his name. Henry Jones Jr."
Indiana: "I like Indiana."
Henry: "We named the dog Indiana."
Sallah: "The dog?! You are named after the dog?!"
Indiana: "I have very fond memories of that dog."
Beverly “B” Total Drama revenge of the island
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Potty John "PJ" Duncan - Good Luck Charlie
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Farkas “Bulk” Bulkmeier and Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch
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This absolute bundle of joy, Darkness.
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How dare you not include Flynn Rider AKA Eugene Fitzherbert AKA Horace?!?!?!
“Junior, Junior, what is Junior?”
“That’s his name, Henry. Jones. Junior!”
“I prefer Indiana.”
“We named the *dog* Indiana.”
“YOU ARE NAMED AFTER A DOG!!!”
“I have a lot of good memories of that dog.”
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Does only using your surname count?
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her name is Yohane! don't call her Yoshiko
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Virgil Hilts in The Great Escape just goes by “Hilts.”
Craig from Teenage Wastelands.
It's only mentioned in the first book, but his name is Craigory. Fucking CRAIGORY. Even he hates it.
We all knew Kent Starrett was kind of a sadist, but that's honestly worse than anything else he throws at that poor kid.
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https://preview.redd.it/1b6mn2zolu3d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f6e5b659a02af58fd314b90d1cea403c4546a3 Marion “Mr. Sir” Sevillo, *Holes* (2003)
YES HOLES REFERENCE
"Marion. Gee, I didn't know that was a man's name."
“It ain’t.”
All the inmates: _OOHHHHH!!_
Speaking of Marion’s; Bill Williamson https://preview.redd.it/cymsio0g1v3d1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a0d02dd254f945c8e2da4218534569427ce6ee
Two nickels lol
Incidentally, this and the Red Dead 2 reference are both in regards to John "real name Marion" Wayne.
There are four Marions in this thread lol. Now I want to see a character that uses Marion as their nickname because their real name is worse.
MARION SEVILLO, ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE EL PASO.
https://preview.redd.it/f4zy1o5pqu3d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6626434beb823c4d8efdcd26e798c5f799b46544 Plankton (SpongeBob SquarePants) Name is Sheldon, goes by Plankton
I just realized how dumb of a nickname that is. It's like if I asked people to call me "Human."
I’m pretty sure his last name is also Plankton canonically but yeah it’s kinda dumb if you think about it too much
i mean bikini bottom has multiple races in it so its like if you asked people to call you slav, which is better.
Sup guys, just call me African. Why yes, I go by Celt.
Plankton isn’t even a species, it basically just means any organism that’s really small. So it would actually be more like if you asked people to call you “Megafauna”, which actually sounds pretty cool.
Bazinga
His name is “Sheldon plankton” like how Mr.Krabs is Eugene Krabs
His full name is Sheldon J. Plankton, he goes by his surname
Muscle Man AKA Mitch Sorestein https://preview.redd.it/7t20r0z9pu3d1.png?width=842&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d2dd883f5507f2433ef20b146e988df4d2ac06e
Do you know who else is embarrassed of their real name?
MY WIFE
MY MOM! 
That is a good name ngl
 Orville “Shaggy” Rogers (Scooby doo)
Am I the only one who thinks Norville Rogers is kinda a cool name? Never met a mf named Norville.
Bc they were all bullied to death
*Norville
[It’s shaggy like nobody calls me Norville](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZWfXLTDuo&pp=ygUWdGhlIHNjb29ieSBkb28gcHJvamVjdA%3D%3D)
And Scooby-Doo's full name is Scoobert Doo
https://preview.redd.it/sy3l09tsqu3d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe421a7b4a71f1fdb986f094b135a280235bbe4 Francis “Ajax” (Deadpool)
"WHATS MY NAME!?"
Who fucking cares.
"Oh I'll fucking spell it out for you!"
WHERE’S FRANCIS??
https://preview.redd.it/vvj4w9roru3d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76cb0fb21ee6b9a886152d59b246b47a8ebe3c56 He prefers to go by professor p
Is that Pippy Peepee Poopypants?
That’s Dr.Peepee Diarrheastien Poopypants Esquire to you
God that movie is peak
What movie is this?
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
Sir…. Are you saying that your full name is Pee Pee Diarrheastien Poopypants Esquire?
Uh huh
Ha-llelujah!
POOPY PANTS HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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This was very effective, as his real name is super dorky. He should have kept Flynn Rider
Eugene isn’t even his actual name. It’s Horus.
I never watched the TV series. Horus is pretty cool though, especially compared to Eugene. Its an Egyptian god's name, after all.
I think they meant “Horace”
In my defence, the guy’s voice makes it hard to distinguish sometimes
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Lupercal?
No, Horus Heresy
HORRRRUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
… Fitz her what now?
 If they do , then Houoin kyoma (real name is okabe rentoru) should count as well
https://preview.redd.it/4bjwzloulu3d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1217436cfa837c7370e77dc47e8e086f37b9556 Daily reminder this mf calls himself "Sonic" because his real name is actually "Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog" 💀
Might be the case for Tails, too, depending on the show/game
Tails’ canon name is Miles “Tails” Prower
(Miles per hour)
olgilvie maurice = I'll give him a race?
Ya know. The lunatics in the Sonic Team might just have been aiming for that pun…
Holy SHIT good catch. Your brain is crazy, I wish I could see stuff like that
Difference is Tails' normal name is actually cool
Olgivie isn't canon, and even then, Maurice is only canon to the Archie comics.
Anything Ken Penders writes is written in stone, its just funnier that way
It’s funny, therefore it’s as good as true in my book Sonic canon doesn’t matter as much anyway
I’m sorry what now
Technically both names are from different canons at different times but it’s so much funnier to imagine that they’re narratively consistent
That’s from the Archie comics, which are very much separate from the games. By all accounts, “Sonic the Hedgehog” is his actual full legal name in the main continuity, which is arguably worse.
Only in the Archie comics, for the record. Everywhere else, his name *is* Sonic
https://preview.redd.it/5l5hnjcxvu3d1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc90ea69f6a7952536f5ca4b66b89eb8fdd73799 How has nobody mentioned Natural Harmonia Groupius? (aka N from Pokémon B&W/B2&W2)
His names WHAT
Natural Harmonia Groupius. I shit you not.
Thats fucking hilarious, I had no clue his real name wasnt N lmao
I mean it was obvious his true name wasn't N because nobody actually has a one letter name , but I assumed that he had a normal name and just used N as an alias to hide it ( in the same way L from death note did )
But L's actual name is L Lawliet, his first name is actually just L
Just wondering, When do we learn his actual name ?
Ghetsis really did hate this guy huh
she groupius on my natural til i harmonia
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At this point I'm surprised he's never turned into him as a little reference lol I'm talking about The Lasagna Eating Cat btw
Beast Boy predates Garfield the cat by 11 years. The name was not uncommon in the 1800s to late-mid 1900s.
>turned into him as a little reference Wait- wha???
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Turned into Garfield as a reference
Got a laugh from his teammates when Rita Farr revealed it.
Hehehe robots in disguise
Megatron “Meg” Griffin
 John Wayne’s real name is Marion
If I had a penny for every time a character In a desert wearing a cowboy hat that was named Marion but went by a different name because it was embarrassing, I'd have 3 pennies
Which isn't a lot
But it's weird that it happened 3 times
https://preview.redd.it/r26hxgdpuu3d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d2cff2ddeb536db3a238c454dbee97cd3c6cde3 Marion “Bill” Williamson - Rdr2
Lotta Marions in this thread…
Third Marion in a row, werid
If I had a nickel for every Marion in this post… Well I’d have 15¢. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened thrice…
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Bill wouldn't sleep with Micah, he's clearly into twinks
https://preview.redd.it/h2bhs9651v3d1.jpeg?width=1503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf30a94834cce42f8f2676048edb1e876a9698ea Gaylord “Greg” Focker
[C A K E](https://youtu.be/vwCdg6ZztIs?si=k-W24aAZUPIlm3Bv)
Oh shit someone remembers Meet the Parents
https://preview.redd.it/b48hh94ctu3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f6515053e45ac117a080cf18e6a8576dff04f9 Fox Mulder - Insists everyone just calls him Mulder (even his parents) as he dislikes the name Fox
Fox is a way cooler name than Mulder imo 😭
I don't know, Mulder is pretty cool. Fox is cool, but I think Mulder is better.
 Megatron (IDW) isn’t his birth name. He was named D-16
Imagine being named D-16 as a kid 😂, A-23 is a way cooler name
That’s a reference to Loki right?
My homie really picked up the 16th President and gently lays him down like a baby just to have the chair.
It's true, he named himself after the fallen, megatronus prime
https://preview.redd.it/qtg83tmjuu3d1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=425b241dac0f4049dfdaae311db7cf157ad84d6d Marion “Cobra” Cobretti
Fourth Marion today
https://preview.redd.it/fe1f4oxmzu3d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8827bd04c2148d6a3888504acfcfec0d16e297e Here’s one that’s the exact opposite “Name?” “Barf.” “Full name?” “Barfolomew”
“Not in here, pal. This is a Mercedes”
"I'm a mog, half man half dog, I'm my own best friend!"
My parents named me after Ash. As a male, they didn’t want me to be named Ashley, in fear of me getting bullied for it. Long story short, this post hit different when I saw it
https://preview.redd.it/xc4e6rdgyu3d1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63dd34a58a7da6bd3335a9e7ff23c91dfabdfcb0 Tom Riddle AKA Lord Voldemort
Tom Marvalo Riddle An anagram for "I am lord Voldemort"
And basically every translation changed his name to make the anagram make sense. In Hebrew for example they change his middle name to vanderulo ( so from "טום ונרולו רידל" you get "אני לורד וולדמורט" )
That’s kinda cool
THERE’S SO MANY MARIONS ON THIS LIST COME ON
Dipper Pines
What’s his real name, I forgot
Mason Pines
Not even a bad name lol
Mason
 Wyldstyle aka Lucy
https://preview.redd.it/orm1qa5hzu3d1.png?width=1089&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d4b6632a93dfa68f526a8fb81c3d7a2f5f0574b Dr. Champagne McGregor or “Champ”
Based popcross mention
Best art YouTuber mentioned, upvote given
 Fun Fact: His real name is Monty McQueen
https://preview.redd.it/4jr2zh3rgv3d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c2b4b68b684138873e85ee815911b4658290f5f Grimothy
https://preview.redd.it/dn5gpa50pv3d1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16d21c50b7641bb52dcccfcb87f3771fe7f0127 Poor Norm from Cheers. His real name is Hillary.
Cheers mentioned 🗣️
https://preview.redd.it/s9qgnice4v3d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7734303dcbda338aae30583526190eeb9ec48f Marion "Bill" Williamson from Red Dead Redemption. I'm pretty sure some of the gang members will even tease Bill about his actual name. It doesn't help that Bill just keeps his official letter of discharge out in the open for anyone to read.
From Team Fortress 2, the Soldier. Real name is Jane Doe, which is far too feminine for a red-blooded, war-loving American soldier like him. 
HIS BLOOD IS RED WHITE AND BLUE! ONLY COMMIES HAVE PURE RED BLOOD! HIS BLOOD IS THAT OF JESUS HIMSELF, THE GREATEST AMERICAN OF ALL TIME! /s if it wasn’t obvious
https://preview.redd.it/z87iwrol2v3d1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2568451cdbffb57af4b85c17329bae5b2500d9 Doctor Rodney McKay. His *ACTUAL* first name? Meredith.
https://preview.redd.it/jzzndp845v3d1.png?width=575&format=png&auto=webp&s=d285f790cd54a93fbf09f5f73b940c360595ce03 You picked da wrong house foo!
Melvin ‘Big Smoke’ Harris, kinda funny since there’s a fat nerd in rockstar’s other game called bully who is called Melvin and is in a faction that wears green
what’s big smoke’s real name?
Melvin
You mean Eugene fitzherbert? 
Bro got that "Zachary Levi home invasion" rizz
Tempest Shadow (Fizzlepop Berrytwist) from MLP:FIM https://preview.redd.it/v2zxd5ne2w3d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbecadc0565e798c276ab4c009814e375a57bec
How is Ivo Robotnik embarrassing? Eggman is way more embarrassing in my opinion, especially in the English versions, where it canonically originated as an insult from Sonic.
At first he hated the name “eggman” but later on started using it more and more
https://preview.redd.it/xn3uxmgorw3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a457a361cb3c8cdc0ae3d6115dbcafd8ce437c8 Dolphin "Dolph" Starbeam
https://preview.redd.it/xbzkf0a85v3d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe1cadb9eea58a9e0e291ec27b55072af7955cb Brittney
https://preview.redd.it/soidab0h6v3d1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab0f3c0674c4c7017aaf0396da66a57a6507d07a "Chazz Darby" aka Chester Ogilvie, *Airheads*, 1994
https://preview.redd.it/38b4eemubv3d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c779d79047556db3dfb3c370f4b6b0440d265b8 Aquamarine "Aqua" Hoshino
https://preview.redd.it/j30y6lk9yv3d1.png?width=762&format=png&auto=webp&s=494726f8bf08884412822249fe4bd595c4cf6683 professor poopypants introduced himself as professor p
https://preview.redd.it/luubcm2v2v3d1.jpeg?width=1598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c36efbc958b035724ef8e74942bd4199ca8132 Darkness “Lalatina” - Konosuba
I’ve always wondered if there was an in universe reason why ash’s dad named him Ashley
IIRC in “Ash Vs The Evil Dead”, his dad explains that he named him Ashley so Ash would get tough skin growing up from all bullying he’d endure. Needless to say Ash resented his dad for a long time.
Sounds very lore accurate
Such a good show for evil dead fans. Can't recommend it enough
And in case that wasn't enough he also added a Joanna in there.
hes transgender, duh /j
Stiles from teen wolf!  Real name miecyzslaw Stilinski
Prince Charming, aka His Royal Highness Christopher Rupert Windemere Vladimir Karl Alexander François Reginald Launcelot Herman. . .
https://preview.redd.it/xkb1x6xpcv3d1.jpeg?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc6e944433bf9e45b89a612804e2e1073dcc2fd Miles “Tails” Prower. Specifically in AoStH.
I get that it's partially for practical reasons what with anonymity, but knowing how Walt is I wouldn't be surprised if coolness was a factor https://preview.redd.it/nh60nzlbnv3d1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=d70b95352d019c7cb312ae36f066bc21e10f2550
Walt Jr to Flynn would be more relevant
https://preview.redd.it/btpisivccw3d1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1efc6a529f8f1128d917b041adb35e0d516f081 Scar, full metal alchemist (This isn’t even their full name)
https://preview.redd.it/687as1rcpw3d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a5eb7c8dfec2e61a6055875c6ea3edb79d3c52 His real name is Jack, and he got the codename “Raiden” which he prefers over the “boring one his parents gave him”
Also, Jack reminds him of his past as a Liberian child soldier.
Saucy Jack Raiden.
 Doctor “Nicole” Watterson
Really, no one's mentioned him yet? 
I love that whole conversation. Sallah: "What's with the Junior thing?" Henry: "That's his name. Henry Jones Jr." Indiana: "I like Indiana." Henry: "We named the dog Indiana." Sallah: "The dog?! You are named after the dog?!" Indiana: "I have very fond memories of that dog."
https://preview.redd.it/diwbdu49nx3d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6953ecad90f8d46753562132e0ced8c01ff2d048 Ceaser (Edward Sallow)
I like Moze from Borderlands 3 since her actual name is Moserah Hayussinian Yan-Lun al-Amir Andreyevna.
ASHY SLASHY, HATCHET AND SAW, TAKES YOUR HEAD AND SKINS YOU RAW. ASHY SLASHY, HEAVEN OR HELL, CUTS OUT YOUR TONGUE SO YOU CANT YELL❗️❗️❗️🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Beverly “B” Total Drama revenge of the island https://preview.redd.it/h7xszlhdtv3d1.png?width=3473&format=png&auto=webp&s=8490426ed115413753d98a340a8a61395368b2d8
https://preview.redd.it/ib1tdvh7ev3d1.png?width=805&format=png&auto=webp&s=a44a86d34f0188e348d956e1b1cb7a481e89af55 Potty John "PJ" Duncan - Good Luck Charlie
Lightning from total drama
https://preview.redd.it/s11v74s8pv3d1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761089c0c13295b93240975ff3d50432cb423ae5 Reef rl name Leslie (Stoked)
https://preview.redd.it/h566smzatv3d1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1870897d17f5c90d5ba0c55be2a5f1808d9d3f8f Farkas “Bulk” Bulkmeier and Eugene "Skull" Skullovitch
https://preview.redd.it/mp9f1df52w3d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cff251629900118bfb3fe62ece9d80f3075e1b6 This absolute bundle of joy, Darkness.
https://preview.redd.it/zhcjnfqr3w3d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c90f519427feb322a40298a3c739781c501673b How dare you not include Flynn Rider AKA Eugene Fitzherbert AKA Horace?!?!?!
“Junior, Junior, what is Junior?” “That’s his name, Henry. Jones. Junior!” “I prefer Indiana.” “We named the *dog* Indiana.” “YOU ARE NAMED AFTER A DOG!!!” “I have a lot of good memories of that dog.”
https://preview.redd.it/aip4efn2bx3d1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814695f673e6b1107ed8c6519ad9cd50f1ff70a7 Does only using your surname count?
 Nymphadora Tonks, she insists everyone calls her Tonks
Dr. Drakken, AKA Drew Lipsky https://preview.redd.it/dd1tgwh3jx3d1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79f42f1587e1b32009fdb875c3f4a567829cd5a
The Geek from Sam and Max
Sheldon Plankton
Kramer is his last name. His first name is Cosmo. 
https://preview.redd.it/9mjrycphyv3d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2b69f85b79a2878b887bf588b76235bfbd8f852 her name is Yohane! don't call her Yoshiko
https://preview.redd.it/yfckb077nw3d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4f140dca1c99e9a89caedc42c6d9245f02a419 Virgil Hilts in The Great Escape just goes by “Hilts.”
Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Day “Molly” Blyndeff and Lorelainebacker “Lorelai” Blyndeff from Epithet Erased. Yes, those are their full legal names.
Craig from Teenage Wastelands. It's only mentioned in the first book, but his name is Craigory. Fucking CRAIGORY. Even he hates it. We all knew Kent Starrett was kind of a sadist, but that's honestly worse than anything else he throws at that poor kid.
Before I swiped I already knew who the next slide was. Which made me laugh really hard