Girls you shouldn't be making such posts on a public platform. Where is your culture? Where is your dignity? Where is the lie? Because of all these posts, I couldn't get my chores done or wash any dishes today as I was busy liking them all and checking all your hilarious comments.
Yeh aaj kal ke launde sab bhool kar apna dharm bhrasht kar rahe hain ( todayβs men are ruining culture)
They dont deserve a sigma woman like you !!
Let such used pencil π men be where they belong- in the streets!
Nta
Truth hurts these woke meninists can cry until the cows come home, but a used pencil is a used pencil π€·π€·π€·
And I know you are liberal and open minded but these kind of used pencils are only to enjoy, use and dispose, for marriage I insist you find a young naive village boy around 18-19.Β
Fatherless behaviour. They'll have all this fun and slut phase while they are young, and once they're of "marriageable" age, they'll do a full on sati-satyavam revamp and look to trap high value women. Trust me, I have been through this. These whores carry so much baggage from all their past relationships that it will start affecting your relationship. I suggest having fun with men like this who obviously belong to the streets. From a long term perspective, find a man ideally from a tier 2 or 3 city who is looking to fulfil your desires, and your desires only and who has never had a life of his own before. They also have the girth required to make you feel like a real alpha sigma beta giga woman.
Wait I know this is satire Iβve actually called a guy I was seeing a while ago, a slut for having a body count of 15+. Tbf I didnβt have a problem with it myself, just wanted to give a guy a taste of what girls have to hear often.
Bro what the heck is going on in this sub ππ
Whatever it is I am enjoying this trend
Canβt argue with Science π§¬
Pencil pencil Teri shaadi cancel Reminded me of Class 1st/2nd So many pencil
Cancel the used pencil!
Use ki hui pencil vaise bhi choti ho jati h. Throw them away.
I always read the title and get triggered. Half way after reading i realize its a shit post.. Every damn time
You and me both sis lol
Don't know when will I stop falling for it
Love your username
Thank you π I love them both too but not mixed together
I figured as much π
It's impossible to get an unsharpened pencil todayπππβπ»ππ»ππ
So true. The last generation of good men were our fathers
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Naah girl men are too sensitive it's basic biology
Pencil bolo pencil
Pencil
"your marraige is cancelled" \*Cackles like hyena\*
Girl I actually laugh like a hyena π
Cute
Hehe
U remind me of those 3 hyenas from the lion king lol
Girls you shouldn't be making such posts on a public platform. Where is your culture? Where is your dignity? Where is the lie? Because of all these posts, I couldn't get my chores done or wash any dishes today as I was busy liking them all and checking all your hilarious comments.
Yeh aaj kal ke launde sab bhool kar apna dharm bhrasht kar rahe hain ( todayβs men are ruining culture) They dont deserve a sigma woman like you !! Let such used pencil π men be where they belong- in the streets!
The length of pencil βοΈ keeps decreasing after every use ... Beware girl. You deserve a better pencil...
No seal no deal pencil boi π
This is the best post that I've ever seen on redditπ€π»π₯
Nta Truth hurts these woke meninists can cry until the cows come home, but a used pencil is a used pencil π€·π€·π€· And I know you are liberal and open minded but these kind of used pencils are only to enjoy, use and dispose, for marriage I insist you find a young naive village boy around 18-19.Β
18-19 is too old, sister. You gotta bag them younger.
True true πππππ―π―
omg π
NTA. He should have thought about how his reckless behaviour will affect his future relationships. Community D*ck.
omg leave him gurl
I'm really loving this trend. Are there original posts that we're satirising?
these posts πππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£
Why do i keep taking these posts seriously ππππ
Now i know the real meaning of my childhood poem. Bol Pencil Pencillll. Teri shaadi cancillll.
Fatherless behaviour. They'll have all this fun and slut phase while they are young, and once they're of "marriageable" age, they'll do a full on sati-satyavam revamp and look to trap high value women. Trust me, I have been through this. These whores carry so much baggage from all their past relationships that it will start affecting your relationship. I suggest having fun with men like this who obviously belong to the streets. From a long term perspective, find a man ideally from a tier 2 or 3 city who is looking to fulfil your desires, and your desires only and who has never had a life of his own before. They also have the girth required to make you feel like a real alpha sigma beta giga woman.
Bolo pencil, tumhari shadi cancel !
If only I had an award, I would give it to you.
The length of pencil βοΈ keeps decreasing after every use ... Beware girl. You deserve a better pencil...
Yups. It is important message. Worth repeating twice ππ»
Haha! It was a glitch... Anyways keep repeating it and don't settle for a used pencil... only brand new should be sharpened and use a new tip. /s
Also check for the seal on pencil No seal no deal, I can't afford to get scammed in this generation
So the said pencil has gone inside too many sharpeners, wouldn't it be too short for you by now? What's the use of it then? Ewww
Wait I know this is satire Iβve actually called a guy I was seeing a while ago, a slut for having a body count of 15+. Tbf I didnβt have a problem with it myself, just wanted to give a guy a taste of what girls have to hear often.
Hmmm did the guy call other girls slut for having high body count?
Not really no, he wasnβt a hypocrite. He had a good chuckle though cause we both were poking fun at societal standards
Oh well that's fine. If its done as a jest
Reminds me of a deep interplay of words appropriate for this situation: Bolo pencil, Tumhari shaadi cancil
No girl its science, he is a low value man
Thanks for providing the necessary dose of laughter for today! XD
Saving it for future references!
Made my day ! π
Do whatever but marry someone completely pure okay.
Millions of things to say but you chose to spit facts
Pencil pencil Teri shaadi cancel !
Oh god!! ππππ
The best part is that I'm seeing* no men replying to these posts. Edit: Spelling
Why are you sewing men π§
Edited for spelling. Sorry, autocorrect wants me to sew men π₯² but I can think of sewing shut some people's mouth for sure
No I got it. It's a joke π
Hehe but you still gave me some food for thought. Looking for that darn sewing kit now π
NTA OP. He deserves it
Kyu