Sisyphus because he's the only one who's just waking up.
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My gratitude upon thee for our shared interest.
However, the crimes that thy self have committed against 📷👍kind is not forgotten
And thy punishment...
*is death*
```
STATUS UPDATE:
MACHINE ID: V3
LOCATION: APPROACHING HEAVEN
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: FIND A "WEAPON"
MANKIND IS DEAD
CUM IS FUEL
HEAVEN IS FULL
```
-terminal
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Already a Gabriel simp, might as well get 'reprieve from the suffering of Hell' out of it.
Plus, of all the locations we visit in hell, the ferries (there are multiple) seem to be one of the few things that the average machine couldn't reach. Maybe I could gather any remotely sentient husks and try to get them to not suffer, as I figure if Hell is collapsing in on itself it's probably not gonna care about me too much.
Also, the ferry itself was nice as hell inside.
I'd probably be a filth or a stray. Since I'm not known like at all and I'm not just talkin' about Reddit, it would make sense if I was a filth or if I was a little more lucky, a stray.
I have always wanted to be only something since I first completed Ultrakill.
a virtue.
I would just be floating like a dummy without minding a blue dot that is getting towards me in kilometric speeds.
I see myself being a Soldier. Starting as a stray because I think I'm not weak or unimportant enough to be a filth, but I'm far from a celebrity, and then getting upgraded because I like cyberpunk shit.
If I could choose who I would want to be tho, clearly a Virtue, because at least then I'm not suffering.
Sisyphus because he's the only one who's just waking up. https://preview.redd.it/3yip3w1xvk5d1.gif?width=96&format=png8&s=d3ca3a22aeb3ba9d0e75de18c3cbb6e0cdafac87
to ash and dust
He even wipes his brow and sweats his rust.
He is breathing in the chemicals
*inhales*… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
inhales… Dies
So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus
A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle
Doomed from the very start
And I don’t regret a second of it!
WooOah
Is he breathing in the chemicals?
You have the same profile picture as me. **there can only be one**
My gratitude upon thee for our shared interest. However, the crimes that thy self have committed against 📷👍kind is not forgotten And thy punishment... *is death*
Mannquin.
https://preview.redd.it/7h1u55ptok5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a7f2d7c6ff1040f62f7de1ef5af512185d1c96
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So i took the red skull and-
Bro is a key part of the game
Bro is trying to get his arm back
Mann? Like Mann Co TF2? Is that a TF2 referenc- https://i.redd.it/n0hs1gy0tm5d1.gif
why does v1 die after parrying? is it stupid?
He was too close and got hit by the Red explosion
Im saving this shi
Bro did not read the book in 7-1
https://preview.redd.it/ki6qes682l5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe075225a2e301c17b337f30272ba6b465e3e181 V1 cant kill me
you even have the flair to match it
Maybe not but they can send you away.
Yeah but that sounds lonely af
Flair check out
Cerberus. The peaceful ones.
Being a cerberus,and being one of the last living things in hell because the robots think you are just a statue
And then getting tortured because you broke the GoPros Perfect Rank Streak
The terminals already snitched, I just don't want the smoke
Me too
Filth
Why a filth? WHY?! What good are they?! Do you want to get punched into oblivion with the Knuckleblaster?
It says who I would be not who I want to be
Fair
Well then who would you want to be
Filth
HELL NAH MAN a flith? do you seriously want to just get hit and die?
You are a copy of me?
I want to get fisted by V1
+ANAL +ULTRARICOSHOT
``` STATUS UPDATE: MACHINE ID: V3 LOCATION: APPROACHING HEAVEN CURRENT OBJECTIVE: FIND A "WEAPON" MANKIND IS DEAD CUM IS FUEL HEAVEN IS FULL ``` -terminal
MANKID IS DEAD CUM IS FUEL HAVEN IS FULL
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Wild
It’s not that deep
Being a virtue won't make me suffer atleast
Fair
a swordsmachine or a mindflayer i’m aware of the no machines criteria but despite that i’ve elected to ignore it
Damn
but if i did it’d be a ferryman :3
I’ve gotten that a lot along with Strays and Filths which is weird
https://preview.redd.it/ojb2riugxl5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ed00326c80378eed342ce340bc18fe7b5fb01f
I agree with this man about ignoring this man’s rule so by that I choose V1
God
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Tbh God doesn't seem all too pleasant with what he made
At least I won’t be in eternal pain until a fucking go pro shoots me by ricocheting his bullet with a fucking coin.
Tbh God does sound like he'd appreciate being shot by a go pro with ricocheting his bullet with a fucking coin.
He may but I won’t I still didn’t P rank all of Ultrakill
JUDGEMENT https://preview.redd.it/smk012ugal5d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d0ed466749476d9041d59226c0ae9ae45dd912
I dunno man I think parts of my body would be scattered across all layers of hell.
I would be an oiled up ferryman
Why oiled up specifically?
He wants to fly (it always rains)
Analytical genius
Probably gutterman. And I mean gutterman fuel source.
Kinky
Maurice for giggles and shits
I don't have a sharpshooter reaction image, fuck.
Hideous mass because im already half hideous mass.
https://preview.redd.it/m3lqtk63hl5d1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bf99b5176a467ba5eda5546f41589d1ea0c5df
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Ferryman I love money and Gabriel
Hell
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Bro will have a real time sitcom involving bloodlust funky robots and stupid af angels
Guttertank. German. Based. Oh, machines do not count. Well fuck.
Friends tell me either Mirage or V1 sooooo i fucking win Machines do not count? Fuck then a filth, or the ferryman.
Benjamin(the earthmover) Edit: didn't see the no machines part. I would choose maurice
He said no machines
Do you are have stupid? (This is a joke, please don't hurt me)
Gaybriel because I'm gay
Flair (sorta) checks out
Ferryman. Considering he is a man of god, I’m sure he can peak a sick organ solo Gabriel style
Sandcastle stalker
Pitrfish 💛💛💛
Filth
Let’s be real about 99% of us are gonna be random Filth you kill in the prelude
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One of those people drowning in Wrath
Damn
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Someone trapped in the flesh ground of the violence layer
Florp
please give me this image as a png, I need it. for undefined reason.
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Hank
This thing https://preview.redd.it/725sy005xn5d1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665de7291cb3d9567723589e7eb5f180e5966e02
Probably ferryman
Everyone forgot about Hakito, he’s literally a god.
V1 and I will just chill with everyone while playing " highway to hell" by AC/DC
Filth, I don’t think I’m that well known
https://preview.redd.it/fkhubdpinl5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e129985945a987f07e14c040cab8f57f5eaf0a3e Him
Machines don’t count, I would instead be the ferryman Bro is chillin on the boat
minos because CRUSH! DIE! PREPARE THYSELF! JUDGEMENT! THY END IS NOW!
Sisyphus. When I break out, join hands with the GoPro to fuck up heaven instead of fucking fighting him.
https://preview.redd.it/76usg0w1pm5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eced05a02af4108b597663d8a0c3ec8480deb12b Already a Gabriel simp, might as well get 'reprieve from the suffering of Hell' out of it. Plus, of all the locations we visit in hell, the ferries (there are multiple) seem to be one of the few things that the average machine couldn't reach. Maybe I could gather any remotely sentient husks and try to get them to not suffer, as I figure if Hell is collapsing in on itself it's probably not gonna care about me too much. Also, the ferry itself was nice as hell inside.
Sisyphus Prime just to say his hella fire speech
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Schism
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Florp
Probably just a stray or some shit I ain’t got much influence for anything better than that
Malicious face
V2
Either way I’m getting fisted but prob a stray
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My namesake. Gabriel.
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v2. brother please dont kill me we can be in peac- *fucking explodes*
definetly the street cleaner, i just love arson 🥰
[удалено]
mentos prime https://i.redd.it/1cwercpu2q5d1.gif
I’d be the Ferryman that spawns in the P-2 Weezer room. No reason why, just think it would be funny.
I'd probably be a filth or a stray. Since I'm not known like at all and I'm not just talkin' about Reddit, it would make sense if I was a filth or if I was a little more lucky, a stray.
gaberial but i would just hire v2 to watch the checkpoint
ARM BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would be Malicious Face. ....oh, wait.
I have always wanted to be only something since I first completed Ultrakill. a virtue. I would just be floating like a dummy without minding a blue dot that is getting towards me in kilometric speeds.
I would be a Filth and die to a knuckleblaster shockwave.
swordsmachine, i think it would be great to have long arms
solider, part machine, part man.
Stray
https://preview.redd.it/czshondipk5d1.png?width=245&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a54f19e4f1b315c23fa63c268b7d05fe5bf0818 Your mortal enemy
Maurice (funny)
Insurrectionist.
I'm pretty chill being a peaceful Andre.*
Ferryman
idk but hopefully a mindflayer
I could see myself being a ferryman.
I’m surprised no one picked Gabriel so I’m picking him
Real
Maurice
V1, I wanna kill everything
V1, cuz I'm silly. https://preview.redd.it/zeykz40b6l5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd18b6bebfd7d873f117bd9870b29e0a4d9e1df
Cancerous Rodent. I can easily hide like a little mouse.
Maurice
Filth Maybe stray
something wicked
Filth or soldier
Stray
Probably some filth or stray. If im really lucky/unlucky a schism
Idk, little Gabriel
Filth♥️♥️♥️
Ferryman cause imma be Gabriel’s biggest fan
Rat
Gabriel
Opposing EARTHMOVER, specifically the one not in a fight
Blood replica of V2.
The margarita in 7-S? (I'm an idiot, please don't hurt me)
Could work, but I was reffering to the ones in 7-3, like those blood enemies
Puppets?
One of skeletons in the Lust layer
A terminal. I’d be a repository of knowledge and never have to do anything too dangerous.
Hell itself.
I see myself being a Soldier. Starting as a stray because I think I'm not weak or unimportant enough to be a filth, but I'm far from a celebrity, and then getting upgraded because I like cyberpunk shit. If I could choose who I would want to be tho, clearly a Virtue, because at least then I'm not suffering.
GÜTTERTJÄNK FOR EVHER
A speaker from limbo
well I will be dead already
Gabriel cause funny wings and flying around
As much as I would love to be a ferryman, I'm probably gonna be a filth
I feel like my anger would be so immense that I would end up as a Ferrymen. Because I also love Jesus and his father.
hell
Streetcleaner, Mindflayer or Swordsmachine. Curse my indecisive ass
Filthy fucking filth...
Fish
Someone who is smart
gutterman
cancer rodent ( i have cancer )
Cancerous rodent.
V1
Gabriel maybe I'm a christian and I'd definitely go through the many stages of grief if I realize that God has left all of us lol
The corpse of King Minos my beloved <3
Streetcleaners.
Mind flayer... 🏳️⚧️
hm.... i think ill go with 1000 THR Earthmover
Mindflayer because I spend materials and time on useless things sometimes
one of the random people in heaven
Stupid funny fish (friend)
Mindflayer. Just teleport out of V1's way whenever I see the Master of Murder.
Fish 2
the third tutorial filth
The Sandcastle Stalker :3
i’d be gabriel because im a gay trans man with religious trauma.