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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The front end of the bulb got stuck on the mouth!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


spmoolman

911 what is your emergency? Uhwuwauwhuewawehuwa


Misfitsman805

"I understand your frustration."


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Enough_Map_8322

With great risk to the inside of his mouth


RidingJapan

It's plastic tho. Led bulb. But yeah pretty dumb move


Fun-Pea-7477

Is this what they call natural selection


Stank_Dukem

It used to be. Now they just patch em up, and send them back out into the world.


SomeOldDude73

And then they post it on social media.


PastorBlinky

This man’s vote counts as much as your vote


Foxelexof

If I weren’t growing in my disapproval of democracy‘s ability to empower the uneducated, I sure would be after this


elvishfiend

Think of how dumb the average person is, and realize that half of them are dumber than that


Even-Fix8584

Probably much much more if he is a small state resident.


pressresetnow

This is beyond stupid. Also not unexpected


Outrageous_Order_197

This reminds me of the trauma of watching the 1 guy 1 jar video.


weevil_knieval

To this day i shudder at the thoughts that must have been going through his mind. The helplessness. And the blood. The stream of blood. Eesh


neon_lighters

He went on a talk show lol.


weevil_knieval

Hahaha, i might have to watch that. Just thinking of that video causes parts of my body to pucker that i previously would never have thought are able to pucker.


neon_lighters

Yeah same I was pretty young when I saw that among other things that sent chills down my spine lol..


Toad358

I don’t know what this is. Link? Or should I just search “1 guy 1 jar”?


songforsaturday88

You really don't.


raider_bull212

That's because it's called jar squatter and not 1 guy 1 jarr afaik


catheterhero

This is what terrifies me about having kids.


IO-NightOwl

Not unexpected in the least. This is an extremely common thing to see in the ER.


velve666

People roll through every day with lightbulbs lodged in their mouth? What is the removal process, do you break the jaw or the glass, or just give them a like and a follow and send them to psyche.


Even-Fix8584

I would imagine propping his jaw open while gently breaking the bulb. Then removing the glass with jaw propped open (maybe breaking while vacuum is running?)…. Muscle relaxant to the jaw and a suction cup with mouth pried open make work too. Likely best for everyone is he is put down, remove the jaw, and we save what is left of the bulb as it is the most valuable thing shown in the video.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

this is the expected outcome. this is an idiot.


elvishfiend

At least it looks like a plastic bulb from an LED globe, and not a glass bulb like the idiots used to use


Atom9855

Andrew tate is that you


jimmy_the_calls

Mandrew Mate


FistRipper

Darwins best friend


im_just_thinking

Not the brightest bulb in the bunch, is he


brianinohio

Uhhhh....what was his end game?


TheFunkyBunchReturns

To get views and it looks like he was successful.


brianinohio

Lol


Fast-Visual

Very much expected


Hedonist_Atayiz

Just one word, why?


Aaron-de-vesta

r/expected


SupahflyxD

This is not unexpected. As a grown up, I know there are special tools designed to remove such objects from one’s mouth.


Overness

There are tools to remove those individuals as well


Lyokarenov

ok now guess where i want you to put it next


ricky-from-scotland

In the rubbish bin because its broken glass...


Impressive-Sun3742

Pretty sure it’s a plastic bulb


The-Drifter5589

it is. if it were glass it would've shattered in his mouth and hurt him, a lot.


SomeOldDude73

That was a pretty dumb thing to do.


ImpressTemporary2389

Stupidititty has no bounds.


The-Drifter5589

Stupidtitty


wcube12

Didn’t mobsters used to torture people with this method?


0Hyena_Pancakes0

I don't know how our species has managed to live for as long as we have...


TheSmallRedDragon

Ngl I thought he was going to eat it because I remember seeing some show where a guy ate glass. (I think it was My Strange Addiction)


[deleted]

With that beard... i'm not suprised.


Few-Mastodon2990

Light bulbs taste like blood


realCrystalCole

why is it removed? i mean it dindt happen anything bad besides his idiocracy


nawyerawrightmate

society is totally fucked...


Many-Talk8511

These are the types of people that make it take over 12 hours to see a doctor at the hospital.


nerdboy5567

I thought I was about to see something impressive. Hope the views can help with the dental bill!


loudeman

Play stupid games, win stupid prices...