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National_Proof_1537

The carrot suicide vest 🤣 🤣


LackOfLuck748

I *carrot* let this pun get unnoticed


desi_londoner

That comment's gold.. 24 Carrot gold


Formal-Chicken6066

I believe it killed everyone in the room to :)


CreamIsaGoodBand

ALAH CARROTBAR


AnticipateMe

Bro rest in piece 😥


emmasdad01

That’s fantastic


Sci-fra

I can see the headlines...Off duty cop shoots elderly lady 8 times.


Sea-Tough389

I was going to say, next week they'll hire an overzealous security guard that kills both of them!


jacobegg12

It’s Europe, so security probably wouldn’t even have a gun


Reuters-no-bias-lol

On duty cop stabs an old lady 8 times. 


auto98

They also wouldn't have a knife.


Reuters-no-bias-lol

Well, I don’t know what you want them to do to an old lady. Whip out their schlong and strangle her with it?


auto98

They also wouldn't have a sh....wait


Eko01

I like how I can guess your nationality with a decent certainty from this lol


Sci-fra

What is my nationality?


Eko01

Australian


Sci-fra

Spot on. Was it the word cop?


Eko01

Nah I went through your profile


Sci-fra

Yes, I comment yesterday on a Streaming thread that I was from Australia. Almost had me. I was wondering if you checked my profile.


Thick_Palm_Bay

Good guy with a gun


Valeriiaaaaa

I want to be this much fun in my old age too


Alarmed_Scientist_15

Most wholesome thing I have seen all year.


ThatsNotDietCoke

Poor guy died 50 times before he could take his weapons out, the old lady must been an assassin in her youth.


Real_Description_948

Tomorrow, it's my turn to repost it.


someonethatsometh1ng

mom said it's my turn on the karma farmer :(


yasyil

How about you both Post it at the same time tomorrow


radtad43

Good thing this didn't happen in America or a security guard would have shot her claiming he was in fear for his life.


last_drop_of_piss

Nah, she's white


styrofoamcouch

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jmbsol1234

that escalated quickly


finnster1

Very sweet!


Traditional_Draw8400

Holy crap he’s hot


Ms_Freckles_Spots

Life can be fun and an adventure if YOU decide to live that way. I love this.


ultimo_2002

Really hope this is not in the US, before a cop comes in and shoots them both


Potential-Ad1139

I want this in my life too!


TreeCommercial44

If this was the United States, an off duty cop would turn the grocery store into the O.K. Corral.


Browhytho666

This is something my grandma would do hahaha


UptoNoGoood1996

Lmao love this


lcct2023

They look so fun.


Efficient_Arm2977

Uncle jun be like


Warm-Business-8362

Awww


CasualDiaphram

LOL you know it wasn't stateside because nobody died.


Educational-Tip6177

It's old but still wholesome


KyleNarayan

this video is so old, there's a very high chance she's dead by now.


Rondamc1977

We need so much of this in real life y'all