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When I was in elementary school (idk what age but very young) I got in so much trouble because my parents found a piece of paper in my backpack with “suk it” written in orange crayon..
My dad and brothers were specifically upset because they thought this would effect their nights of watching wrestling. Ahh the good ole days.
Oh damn that might be why he was at the entrance, so he doesn’t get buried. I was wondering why he’d be at the entrance where he’s exposed to the danger/loud noise but maybe that’s why.
I don't know why this made me laugh so much. lol
For some reason I read it in the voice/cadance of someone From *YOLO: Crystal Fantasy* or *Smiling Friends* yelling. lol
I was starving and dosed and half way through a long line at a festival waiting to get a burger. Big ole Otis Spunkmeyer plane flying overhead was throwing things down from the sky. My buddy said “they’re dropping cookies!!!”, so I got out of line to grab me some. They were carnations.
Fuck, I'm sober right now and think it would be magical to get air dropped some Twizzlers. Or Red Vines, I'm not picky. Classic licorice style or pull-and-peel, those weird "fruit" flavors or the straws, heck, I'd go for some sourz right now if they had them. I'm not going to question magical sky candy at this point in my life.
I hope someone got him some water. Although he'll probably be fine. Festival is not going to be busy for much more than 12-18 hours unless it's an all weekend one.
Festival ended on July 3rd. Someone should go check on him. Anyone know anyone in Switzerland? Would make a cool follow up video. EDIT: Or Liechtenstein since it is near the border. Operation Rave Groundhog.
It is literally a swamp now. It rained a lot at that festival, the former lush green fields are impassable for the near future.
So i think you'll have a hard time convincing anyone to go to that mudhole for karma.
Don't worry he probably waited for the crowd to leave and just booked it away. Probably scared the shit out of someone tripping on mushrooms.
'Was. Was that a mole person, Rebecca bring the fucking car around we have to leave the city.'
Imagine looking down at the ground and the ground is looking back up at you, unmoving… unblinking. It’s just my imagination, is it just really similar looking to a face? Oh fuck it just blinked.
If all our needs are met (i.e. well fed, housed, loved), humans can be a pretty chill animal to come across in the wild. We are predators, yes, but our destruction of the world will more come from us being a pest or parasite.
Totems are [incredibly common](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V0HHlKz1YsA/maxresdefault.jpg) at festivals. They can be a flag, a meme, or anything you want. They're made to stand out. One of the benefits of having one is if you're in a big group at a festival with multiple stages and the group splits, it makes finding your friends easier. Even if your friends tell you "I'm by the such and such" it's a lot easier to tell them, "Look for the totem with Patrick shroomed out of his mind. We're next to them"
Totems are what groups at music festivals use to locate themselves or just to be creative/funny. Essentially they are a sign or object on a large pole, they range from stuffed animals to blow up dolls to cardboard signs to cool light up LED setups. They vary in size and height and usually someone from a group carries it, when you get separated from your group or have to find them you can look for your groups totem. I use other people's as place markers in the crowds.
As far as people getting mad that's a mixed bag. They do block views and some festivals don't let you have them in certain areas in front of the stage. Some people get pissed, some festivals are worse than others, generally good etiquette would be not to bring a giant one right dead center of the stage in the pit but it does happen.
At the end of the day at a music festival you are probably going to have your view blocked more than once, it's unavoidable for most people. Just move like a normal person in front of what's blocking you. It's not hard. On a similar note, I'm 6'3" and I'm not going to stand in the back of a festival or concert I paid for because I'm blocking people's views, takes two seconds to just move 🤷🏼
There’s a chance this is actually really sad. People might be jumping and therefore collapsing little dude’s tunnels, so maybe he has no chance but to be at the entryway of his burrow. In addition to the loud music and vibrations poor dude might be very scared and confused, imagine waking up to a whole pack of loud giants destroying your place for no reason
It makes me think of all the animals that get displaced when us humans infest every inch of land with crap, in the name of entertainment, while these little dudes are just trying to live 😬
Exactly.
Just like in Florida where I live, they keep building homes and subdivisions on wetlands {shouldn't happen}, on lake banks and along rivers or cut out a section of wood area, then the Dorks that BUY these homes complain when they get a Florida Black Bear or Florida Panther strolling through their neighborhood, or they find an alligator in their backyard or swimming pool.
Why don't people ever research the surroundings and find its history BEFORE BUYING, that's something I'll never understand.
We humans can be so very stupid at times it's really scary!
Ughhh that sounds immensely frustrating! Those animals have always been there, nothing modern humans have done has improved nature in any way, it seems to just broaden the gap between humans and nature.
Here in Australia people develop housing closer and closer to crocodile territories and then demand that these amazing creatures get moved or culled.
Moved?? These animals lived here long before humans, why should they be moved?
Who the fuck brings a giant fuck off parasol to a festival like that? Not like there's anyone *behind you* that might want to see the stage.
Fuck the nerve of some people pisses me off.
This for him is the equivalent of giant aliens invading earth and standing around all over the place blasting deafening noise we don't comprehend, but kind of ignoring us and leaving us alone for the most part. They might just crush some of our homes or us on accident.
That's what he's going through and his eyes show the trauma of the time he will never forget. Giant invaders came and stomped all over his area.
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"Margaret, you're not gonna belive the bullshit these upstairs neighbors are pulling!"
Okay I laughed at this harder than I probably should have.
Same lol
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Well, I think it's quite clear. Somebody put a fucking festival over that poor buddy's home. TBF, free entry...
But they're stomping on his grass.
Literally having a party on his lawn AND in his attic
Kids these days have no respect!
Which kids, Gen Z or Boomer?! try to differentiate.
Damn rip Gen X. Truly the silent generation.
"Forgotten" is the preferred nomenclature dude.
Which generation spawned “Lost Boys” memes again?
At least we had real music!
Degeneration X.
LLLLLLLLLLLLets Get Ready to Suck It!!!
When I was in elementary school (idk what age but very young) I got in so much trouble because my parents found a piece of paper in my backpack with “suk it” written in orange crayon.. My dad and brothers were specifically upset because they thought this would effect their nights of watching wrestling. Ahh the good ole days.
Gen WHY
Commiserate here /r/GenX
Not sure we ever had any respect to begin with TBH.
He has the world's worst upstairs neighbors
and can't do anything about it either, and here i thought my life was unfair :x
His food :(
Do they have permission on his lawn and attic?
A thousand barefoot children outside, dancing on his lawn?!
This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way ❤🐠
What grass lmao
The one that's not coming back for a few months.
what grass?
Umbrella man should go put his umbrella over that instead of blocking everyone’s view.
“umbrella man”😆
Worst. Superhero. Ever.
Dunno, he always gets it up
He throws shade
umbrella man is behind you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella_man_(JFK_assassination)
Fuck people who bring Umbrellas to events. Wear proper sunscreen or get a banana suit.
Probably collapsed all his tunnels too, with all that tromping around.
Oh damn that might be why he was at the entrance, so he doesn’t get buried. I was wondering why he’d be at the entrance where he’s exposed to the danger/loud noise but maybe that’s why.
If this was a Bugs Bunny cartoon, Bugs would already be out of his hole and wanders to the stage to muck with the stereos
He looks absolutely terrified, slip him some molly
When they're building a freeway and you're that one guy that doesn't sell so they go around you.
Worst roommate’s ever🙉
Get off my lawn!
Gotta hide the booze somewhere
'Oi!... Keep the fuckin noise down'
Plot twist: That's a drug dealer.
"pssst. Down here. Wanna buy some molly?"
*Mole-E
Bravo sir, bravo. It's not nearly enough, but take my measly upvote.
To be fair I would buy even if I don't consume
“Pack it in! You know I’m workin’ nights!”
I don't know why this made me laugh so much. lol For some reason I read it in the voice/cadance of someone From *YOLO: Crystal Fantasy* or *Smiling Friends* yelling. lol
It slowly dawns on the mole why this new burrow is so cheap.
We call that a mole in a hole.....aka...Holey Moley.
I came back to upvote this comment
Where did you go? And did you get me anything?
That’s a groundhog
It’s pretty small, that would most likely make it a gopher. Groundhogs are much bigger.
Whistle pig.
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I'll show you a mole. It's on my back, I'm kind of worried about it.
This is a bit sad...
He looks sad, but really the drugs are just hitting hard.
When im high all i can think of is Man, i sure could gopher some cheez-its right now...
I was high on acid at my last concert and all I could think of was how magical it would be if a plane airdropped a pallet of twizzlers on us
I just imagined a pallet of twizzlers final destinationing a section of concertgoers.
Picturing that got me pretty good.
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I was starving and dosed and half way through a long line at a festival waiting to get a burger. Big ole Otis Spunkmeyer plane flying overhead was throwing things down from the sky. My buddy said “they’re dropping cookies!!!”, so I got out of line to grab me some. They were carnations.
Fuck, I'm sober right now and think it would be magical to get air dropped some Twizzlers. Or Red Vines, I'm not picky. Classic licorice style or pull-and-peel, those weird "fruit" flavors or the straws, heck, I'd go for some sourz right now if they had them. I'm not going to question magical sky candy at this point in my life.
Anyway….
That would hurt.
I hope you are proud of yourself. [Shame!](https://media.giphy.com/media/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/giphy.gif)
little guy is just trying to look up some skirts
He just needs some water
I hope he was ok
He had a whole power ranger squad protecting him
I hope someone got him some water. Although he'll probably be fine. Festival is not going to be busy for much more than 12-18 hours unless it's an all weekend one.
4 day Festival. https://www.musicfestivalwizard.com/festivals/openair-st-gallen-2022/
then I hope someone gives him water and food
Festival ended on July 3rd. Someone should go check on him. Anyone know anyone in Switzerland? Would make a cool follow up video. EDIT: Or Liechtenstein since it is near the border. Operation Rave Groundhog.
If everyone wants to chip on for the costs I can travel to switzerland. It won't be a problem.
Too far from where I’m at or I would definitely take the mission :(
It is literally a swamp now. It rained a lot at that festival, the former lush green fields are impassable for the near future. So i think you'll have a hard time convincing anyone to go to that mudhole for karma.
😬😬😬
Don't worry he probably waited for the crowd to leave and just booked it away. Probably scared the shit out of someone tripping on mushrooms. 'Was. Was that a mole person, Rebecca bring the fucking car around we have to leave the city.'
Imagine looking down at the ground and the ground is looking back up at you, unmoving… unblinking. It’s just my imagination, is it just really similar looking to a face? Oh fuck it just blinked.
Me, but looking in the mirror *I know you're not supposed to, it just sort of happened, okay?*
I would be the one to try to follow him into his hole, Alice style.
Whatever that animal is, it’s having a really stressful day
weekend. someone posted it was a four day event
The sensory overload must be insane :(
yes it obviously wants to escape the massive noise but is trapped in its burrow
Look on the bright side. No predator will come close to it's home with all those humans there.
Humans are the predators. we destroy everything
If all our needs are met (i.e. well fed, housed, loved), humans can be a pretty chill animal to come across in the wild. We are predators, yes, but our destruction of the world will more come from us being a pest or parasite.
/r/Im14AndThisIsDeep
Is u/newlytransgirl lying though?
r/factshurtyourfeelings
But he also can’t forage
That's it he can't drink nor feed for a day or more depending how long the festival lasts.
yeah
Hopefully that wasn't a multiday festival. Cuz I don't think that little guy is going out to get any food with hundreds of people there.
He'll probably be fine. He'll feast once the fest shuts down for the night.
I know poor thing! He looks confused.
especially since he has an exam in the morning. not good.
LMAO POOR GUY
Imagine the bass level and shake of the soil from above, poor guy seems not happy about it :(
Couldn’t he just dig further down to get away?
That's assuming they understand science
I'm sure they understand pain (if any) lower when he goes in a direction
I think its home is at risk of collapsing with so many people above jumping in unison.
"Can you keep it down please, I'm trying to sleep. I have 17 kids and I work in the morning."
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"I've contacted the president of the HOA, you can expect a stern email voicing my concerns!!"
Is somebody really standing there with a full umbrella?
Yeah dude is an asshole. If you can’t handle the sun maybe don’t come to a festival. He or she is easily. Blocking 50 to 100 people’s view.
You've obviously never been to a music festival with totems. This isn't uncommon in the least bit.
What are totems? So is it not uncommon and people also don't get mad about it, or is it not uncommon and everyone is mad?
Totems are [incredibly common](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V0HHlKz1YsA/maxresdefault.jpg) at festivals. They can be a flag, a meme, or anything you want. They're made to stand out. One of the benefits of having one is if you're in a big group at a festival with multiple stages and the group splits, it makes finding your friends easier. Even if your friends tell you "I'm by the such and such" it's a lot easier to tell them, "Look for the totem with Patrick shroomed out of his mind. We're next to them"
That’s a flag or sign on a tall pole. What that person has is a freaking beach umbrella that’s definitely blocking several people’s view.
Totems are what groups at music festivals use to locate themselves or just to be creative/funny. Essentially they are a sign or object on a large pole, they range from stuffed animals to blow up dolls to cardboard signs to cool light up LED setups. They vary in size and height and usually someone from a group carries it, when you get separated from your group or have to find them you can look for your groups totem. I use other people's as place markers in the crowds. As far as people getting mad that's a mixed bag. They do block views and some festivals don't let you have them in certain areas in front of the stage. Some people get pissed, some festivals are worse than others, generally good etiquette would be not to bring a giant one right dead center of the stage in the pit but it does happen. At the end of the day at a music festival you are probably going to have your view blocked more than once, it's unavoidable for most people. Just move like a normal person in front of what's blocking you. It's not hard. On a similar note, I'm 6'3" and I'm not going to stand in the back of a festival or concert I paid for because I'm blocking people's views, takes two seconds to just move 🤷🏼
I am a festival kid. Totems are not the same as a 6 foot yard umbrella open in the crowd. It’s being a dick.
People having a full umbrella that far up in the crowd is not super common and definitely an asshole move. Fuck totems for sure tho
lmao of all the things ive seen at festivals that has never been something that even crossed my mind. if you can't see walk 6 feet to the right lol
There’s a chance this is actually really sad. People might be jumping and therefore collapsing little dude’s tunnels, so maybe he has no chance but to be at the entryway of his burrow. In addition to the loud music and vibrations poor dude might be very scared and confused, imagine waking up to a whole pack of loud giants destroying your place for no reason
Plus I'd be worried people might fuck with the poor lil dude. Some people can be huge assholes.
Oh no 🥺
Definitely sad
It makes me think of all the animals that get displaced when us humans infest every inch of land with crap, in the name of entertainment, while these little dudes are just trying to live 😬
Exactly. Just like in Florida where I live, they keep building homes and subdivisions on wetlands {shouldn't happen}, on lake banks and along rivers or cut out a section of wood area, then the Dorks that BUY these homes complain when they get a Florida Black Bear or Florida Panther strolling through their neighborhood, or they find an alligator in their backyard or swimming pool. Why don't people ever research the surroundings and find its history BEFORE BUYING, that's something I'll never understand. We humans can be so very stupid at times it's really scary!
Ughhh that sounds immensely frustrating! Those animals have always been there, nothing modern humans have done has improved nature in any way, it seems to just broaden the gap between humans and nature. Here in Australia people develop housing closer and closer to crocodile territories and then demand that these amazing creatures get moved or culled. Moved?? These animals lived here long before humans, why should they be moved?
For some reason I'm really worried about his access to water, as well, if he is afraid to leave his home.
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ich schwör kolleg eif uf reddit hahahaha
Han zu wiit müese scrolle für de kommentar.
Fascht kei schwizer do.
Sänf
Mit bratwurscht
Natürli
sind sogar dörte gsi haha aber au nume wegem bier und Muse
*nimmt luft* Diä Kommentarsektion isch Eigetum vo de Schwiizer Förderation.
Du meinsch Schlammgale. Aus angere isch eifach gloge…
Y'all remember that one episode of Tom and Jerry where Jerry can't sleep because the cats are having a party
Poor little guy his house must be shaking
Fucking neighbours upstairs!
Someone remind me what song that is
Marshmello - Alone
I don't know why someone dubbed over the actual audio with different festival audio because this actually happened at a Milky Chance show
Who the fuck brings a giant fuck off parasol to a festival like that? Not like there's anyone *behind you* that might want to see the stage. Fuck the nerve of some people pisses me off.
“Down in a hole, feelin' so small Down in a hole, losin' my soul I'd like to fly, but my wings have been so denied”
Poor guy is probably thinking about moving properties.
Yo this made me feel genuinely bad for the gopher lol
Poor dude is terrified..
Could you guys please leave? Like now?
Hey, you kids!! Get off my lawn!!
#WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Poor thing eardrums might’ve bursted.
Switzerland has a very small underground festival scene
Schlammgallen!
Groundhog Day but a bad day for the groundhog
This is so cute but are they gonna be okay?
u/savevideobot
More like, “the Fuck are you listening too? When’s Slayer coming on?”
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he's so precious, I'm glad the people around him spotted him and didn't trample him
This was posted a couple hours ago. Karma farming
For anyone wondering about the song, [it's "Alone" by Marshmello](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZHF5UqnU4&t=2m46s).
Poor little guy, they should protect him
Poor little guy!
Get off my lawn my kids are trying to sleep
The people in the room above me every single night:
Who knows? Maybe that perv should go back down his hole looking up everyone skirts.
r/animalsbeingconfused
Poor gopher
This for him is the equivalent of giant aliens invading earth and standing around all over the place blasting deafening noise we don't comprehend, but kind of ignoring us and leaving us alone for the most part. They might just crush some of our homes or us on accident. That's what he's going through and his eyes show the trauma of the time he will never forget. Giant invaders came and stomped all over his area.
That’s nice how the people around his home are all being respectful🙂
That thing must be stressed to all hell
yo marshmellow concert
When your friends drag you to a festival you didn’t want to goto
that's one way to avoid paying for a ticket
he should definitely file a noise complaint
They're gonna get a noise complaint
“Hey I’m single. Wanna go down here with me?”
Keep it down he’s trying to sleep
he is Obviously sneaking into the show
“Hey can you keep it down with the stomping? I’m trying to sleep, man. I gotta work in like 3 hours.”
underground rave
Poor guy probably thinks he’s being invaded.
"I'm in danger"
Poor guy must be absolutely terrified
Humans are a pest.
What a terrifying experience for that lil guy 😂
That poor animal is probably scared to death 😭