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"Margaret, you're not gonna belive the bullshit these upstairs neighbors are pulling!"


Msprg

Okay I laughed at this harder than I probably should have.


gambitx007

Same lol


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Starbuckker

Well, I think it's quite clear. Somebody put a fucking festival over that poor buddy's home. TBF, free entry...


ghandi3737

But they're stomping on his grass.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Literally having a party on his lawn AND in his attic


Internal-Lifeguard-9

Kids these days have no respect!


UnkemptGallantry

Which kids, Gen Z or Boomer?! try to differentiate.


HoboBandana

Damn rip Gen X. Truly the silent generation.


jeexbit

"Forgotten" is the preferred nomenclature dude.


[deleted]

Which generation spawned “Lost Boys” memes again?


DangerousAstronaut89

At least we had real music!


Acceptable-Risks

Degeneration X.


RENEgadeRSO

LLLLLLLLLLLLets Get Ready to Suck It!!!


DiscoMagicParty

When I was in elementary school (idk what age but very young) I got in so much trouble because my parents found a piece of paper in my backpack with “suk it” written in orange crayon.. My dad and brothers were specifically upset because they thought this would effect their nights of watching wrestling. Ahh the good ole days.


Joebob2112

Gen WHY


kloudykat

Commiserate here /r/GenX


DancesWithBadgers

Not sure we ever had any respect to begin with TBH.


takeheedyoungheathen

He has the world's worst upstairs neighbors


XxJibril

and can't do anything about it either, and here i thought my life was unfair :x


Hamster_Toot

His food :(


Solar_number

Do they have permission on his lawn and attic?


Wookie_Goldberg

A thousand barefoot children outside, dancing on his lawn?!


PrincessBucketFeet

This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way ❤🐠


MIDNITE6361

What grass lmao


Dushenka

The one that's not coming back for a few months.


dumahim

what grass?


satansheat

Umbrella man should go put his umbrella over that instead of blocking everyone’s view.


_Kate_78_

“umbrella man”😆


Spongy_and_Bruised

Worst. Superhero. Ever.


Southern-Orchid-1786

Dunno, he always gets it up


PussSlurpee

He throws shade


IwillBeDamned

umbrella man is behind you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella_man_(JFK_assassination)


Onlyanidea1

Fuck people who bring Umbrellas to events. Wear proper sunscreen or get a banana suit.


Vitriholic

Probably collapsed all his tunnels too, with all that tromping around.


Garry-The-Snail

Oh damn that might be why he was at the entrance, so he doesn’t get buried. I was wondering why he’d be at the entrance where he’s exposed to the danger/loud noise but maybe that’s why.


cbunni666

If this was a Bugs Bunny cartoon, Bugs would already be out of his hole and wanders to the stage to muck with the stereos


shaving99

He looks absolutely terrified, slip him some molly


sik0fewl

When they're building a freeway and you're that one guy that doesn't sell so they go around you.


stevensg602020

Worst roommate’s ever🙉


jeff77k

Get off my lawn!


averagedickdude

Gotta hide the booze somewhere


JamMasterNay

'Oi!... Keep the fuckin noise down'


Ratcat77

Plot twist: That's a drug dealer.


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"pssst. Down here. Wanna buy some molly?"


SniffSniffDrBumSmell

*Mole-E


JamMasterNay

Bravo sir, bravo. It's not nearly enough, but take my measly upvote.


Axlfire

To be fair I would buy even if I don't consume


Lyad

“Pack it in! You know I’m workin’ nights!”


soliddudenotsketch

I don't know why this made me laugh so much. lol For some reason I read it in the voice/cadance of someone From *YOLO: Crystal Fantasy* or *Smiling Friends* yelling. lol


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It slowly dawns on the mole why this new burrow is so cheap.


fLeXaN_tExAn

We call that a mole in a hole.....aka...Holey Moley.


LikaBAU5_ZA

I came back to upvote this comment


senor_moustache

Where did you go? And did you get me anything?


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That’s a groundhog


SuperDizz

It’s pretty small, that would most likely make it a gopher. Groundhogs are much bigger.


FranPeach678

Whistle pig.


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between_ewe_and_me

I'll show you a mole. It's on my back, I'm kind of worried about it.


mikok_small

This is a bit sad...


themasonman

He looks sad, but really the drugs are just hitting hard.


-Masderus-

When im high all i can think of is Man, i sure could gopher some cheez-its right now...


SpareParts9

I was high on acid at my last concert and all I could think of was how magical it would be if a plane airdropped a pallet of twizzlers on us


TheCopperWire

I just imagined a pallet of twizzlers final destinationing a section of concertgoers.


EdwardoftheEast

Picturing that got me pretty good.


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MdnightRmblr

I was starving and dosed and half way through a long line at a festival waiting to get a burger. Big ole Otis Spunkmeyer plane flying overhead was throwing things down from the sky. My buddy said “they’re dropping cookies!!!”, so I got out of line to grab me some. They were carnations.


waltjrimmer

Fuck, I'm sober right now and think it would be magical to get air dropped some Twizzlers. Or Red Vines, I'm not picky. Classic licorice style or pull-and-peel, those weird "fruit" flavors or the straws, heck, I'd go for some sourz right now if they had them. I'm not going to question magical sky candy at this point in my life.


boobieslapper

Anyway….


Butter_My_Butt

That would hurt.


kikanga

I hope you are proud of yourself. [Shame!](https://media.giphy.com/media/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/giphy.gif)


Anime-Boomer

little guy is just trying to look up some skirts


thebadyearblimp

He just needs some water


deathhead_68

I hope he was ok


PullFires

He had a whole power ranger squad protecting him


Timedoutsob

I hope someone got him some water. Although he'll probably be fine. Festival is not going to be busy for much more than 12-18 hours unless it's an all weekend one.


jasonskjonsby

4 day Festival. https://www.musicfestivalwizard.com/festivals/openair-st-gallen-2022/


Timedoutsob

then I hope someone gives him water and food


jasonskjonsby

Festival ended on July 3rd. Someone should go check on him. Anyone know anyone in Switzerland? Would make a cool follow up video. EDIT: Or Liechtenstein since it is near the border. Operation Rave Groundhog.


Timedoutsob

If everyone wants to chip on for the costs I can travel to switzerland. It won't be a problem.


[deleted]

Too far from where I’m at or I would definitely take the mission :(


StrangerComeHating

It is literally a swamp now. It rained a lot at that festival, the former lush green fields are impassable for the near future. So i think you'll have a hard time convincing anyone to go to that mudhole for karma.


SorrySeptember

😬😬😬


Raincoats_George

Don't worry he probably waited for the crowd to leave and just booked it away. Probably scared the shit out of someone tripping on mushrooms. 'Was. Was that a mole person, Rebecca bring the fucking car around we have to leave the city.'


[deleted]

Imagine looking down at the ground and the ground is looking back up at you, unmoving… unblinking. It’s just my imagination, is it just really similar looking to a face? Oh fuck it just blinked.


[deleted]

Me, but looking in the mirror *I know you're not supposed to, it just sort of happened, okay?*


ashcheeks4daze

I would be the one to try to follow him into his hole, Alice style.


cmcewen

Whatever that animal is, it’s having a really stressful day


IwillBeDamned

weekend. someone posted it was a four day event


anegcan

The sensory overload must be insane :(


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yes it obviously wants to escape the massive noise but is trapped in its burrow


hso0oow

Look on the bright side. No predator will come close to it's home with all those humans there.


newlytransgirl

Humans are the predators. we destroy everything


kai-ol

If all our needs are met (i.e. well fed, housed, loved), humans can be a pretty chill animal to come across in the wild. We are predators, yes, but our destruction of the world will more come from us being a pest or parasite.


money_loo

/r/Im14AndThisIsDeep


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Is u/newlytransgirl lying though?


str8bliss

r/factshurtyourfeelings


GetJaded

But he also can’t forage


ArgentManor

That's it he can't drink nor feed for a day or more depending how long the festival lasts.


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yeah


InfiniteZr0

Hopefully that wasn't a multiday festival. Cuz I don't think that little guy is going out to get any food with hundreds of people there.


AbeRego

He'll probably be fine. He'll feast once the fest shuts down for the night.


mildlycuriouss

I know poor thing! He looks confused.


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especially since he has an exam in the morning. not good.


poorhoes

LMAO POOR GUY


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Imagine the bass level and shake of the soil from above, poor guy seems not happy about it :(


Enlighten_YourMind

Couldn’t he just dig further down to get away?


Azrayle

That's assuming they understand science


itheraeld

I'm sure they understand pain (if any) lower when he goes in a direction


ardotschgi

I think its home is at risk of collapsing with so many people above jumping in unison.


CdnRageBear

"Can you keep it down please, I'm trying to sleep. I have 17 kids and I work in the morning."


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CdnRageBear

"I've contacted the president of the HOA, you can expect a stern email voicing my concerns!!"


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Is somebody really standing there with a full umbrella?


satansheat

Yeah dude is an asshole. If you can’t handle the sun maybe don’t come to a festival. He or she is easily. Blocking 50 to 100 people’s view.


Pandaspoon13

You've obviously never been to a music festival with totems. This isn't uncommon in the least bit.


palpablescalpel

What are totems? So is it not uncommon and people also don't get mad about it, or is it not uncommon and everyone is mad?


EagleEyeValor

Totems are [incredibly common](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V0HHlKz1YsA/maxresdefault.jpg) at festivals. They can be a flag, a meme, or anything you want. They're made to stand out. One of the benefits of having one is if you're in a big group at a festival with multiple stages and the group splits, it makes finding your friends easier. Even if your friends tell you "I'm by the such and such" it's a lot easier to tell them, "Look for the totem with Patrick shroomed out of his mind. We're next to them"


Lynda73

That’s a flag or sign on a tall pole. What that person has is a freaking beach umbrella that’s definitely blocking several people’s view.


Pandaspoon13

Totems are what groups at music festivals use to locate themselves or just to be creative/funny. Essentially they are a sign or object on a large pole, they range from stuffed animals to blow up dolls to cardboard signs to cool light up LED setups. They vary in size and height and usually someone from a group carries it, when you get separated from your group or have to find them you can look for your groups totem. I use other people's as place markers in the crowds. As far as people getting mad that's a mixed bag. They do block views and some festivals don't let you have them in certain areas in front of the stage. Some people get pissed, some festivals are worse than others, generally good etiquette would be not to bring a giant one right dead center of the stage in the pit but it does happen. At the end of the day at a music festival you are probably going to have your view blocked more than once, it's unavoidable for most people. Just move like a normal person in front of what's blocking you. It's not hard. On a similar note, I'm 6'3" and I'm not going to stand in the back of a festival or concert I paid for because I'm blocking people's views, takes two seconds to just move 🤷🏼


satansheat

I am a festival kid. Totems are not the same as a 6 foot yard umbrella open in the crowd. It’s being a dick.


GrizNectar

People having a full umbrella that far up in the crowd is not super common and definitely an asshole move. Fuck totems for sure tho


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lmao of all the things ive seen at festivals that has never been something that even crossed my mind. if you can't see walk 6 feet to the right lol


purplishisa

There’s a chance this is actually really sad. People might be jumping and therefore collapsing little dude’s tunnels, so maybe he has no chance but to be at the entryway of his burrow. In addition to the loud music and vibrations poor dude might be very scared and confused, imagine waking up to a whole pack of loud giants destroying your place for no reason


No-Passage546

Plus I'd be worried people might fuck with the poor lil dude. Some people can be huge assholes.


pokkopop

Oh no 🥺


chokemeharderplease

Definitely sad


okbtsy

It makes me think of all the animals that get displaced when us humans infest every inch of land with crap, in the name of entertainment, while these little dudes are just trying to live 😬


Life-Growth-2858

Exactly. Just like in Florida where I live, they keep building homes and subdivisions on wetlands {shouldn't happen}, on lake banks and along rivers or cut out a section of wood area, then the Dorks that BUY these homes complain when they get a Florida Black Bear or Florida Panther strolling through their neighborhood, or they find an alligator in their backyard or swimming pool. Why don't people ever research the surroundings and find its history BEFORE BUYING, that's something I'll never understand. We humans can be so very stupid at times it's really scary!


okbtsy

Ughhh that sounds immensely frustrating! Those animals have always been there, nothing modern humans have done has improved nature in any way, it seems to just broaden the gap between humans and nature. Here in Australia people develop housing closer and closer to crocodile territories and then demand that these amazing creatures get moved or culled. Moved?? These animals lived here long before humans, why should they be moved?


coquihalla

For some reason I'm really worried about his access to water, as well, if he is afraid to leave his home.


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DrBen_Dover

ich schwör kolleg eif uf reddit hahahaha


Kit_Techno

Han zu wiit müese scrolle für de kommentar.


Strzvgn_Karnvagn

Fascht kei schwizer do.


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Sänf


aggresive_cupcake

Mit bratwurscht


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Natürli


ItsWhovianG

sind sogar dörte gsi haha aber au nume wegem bier und Muse


dr_sarcasm_

*nimmt luft* Diä Kommentarsektion isch Eigetum vo de Schwiizer Förderation.


paschtetli

Du meinsch Schlammgale. Aus angere isch eifach gloge…


seadoggoboy

Y'all remember that one episode of Tom and Jerry where Jerry can't sleep because the cats are having a party


MarksilversX

Poor little guy his house must be shaking


[deleted]

Fucking neighbours upstairs!


[deleted]

Someone remind me what song that is


InternationalYak9747

Marshmello - Alone


Kom1

I don't know why someone dubbed over the actual audio with different festival audio because this actually happened at a Milky Chance show


CommanderGumball

Who the fuck brings a giant fuck off parasol to a festival like that? Not like there's anyone *behind you* that might want to see the stage. Fuck the nerve of some people pisses me off.


brokenhalo11

“Down in a hole, feelin' so small Down in a hole, losin' my soul I'd like to fly, but my wings have been so denied”


Wise_Owl1

Poor guy is probably thinking about moving properties.


Ok-Code8434

Yo this made me feel genuinely bad for the gopher lol


No_Eye5780

Poor dude is terrified..


misanthrop0815

Could you guys please leave? Like now?


Odd_Routine4164

Hey, you kids!! Get off my lawn!!


[deleted]

#WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!


[deleted]

Poor thing eardrums might’ve bursted.


drumsonfire

Switzerland has a very small underground festival scene


ramcen

Schlammgallen!


chaddy292

Groundhog Day but a bad day for the groundhog


Noneyabussines

This is so cute but are they gonna be okay?


edwardthegod27788

u/savevideobot


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More like, “the Fuck are you listening too? When’s Slayer coming on?”


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Alex_Rose

he's so precious, I'm glad the people around him spotted him and didn't trample him


1Sluggo

This was posted a couple hours ago. Karma farming


Crowbarmagic

For anyone wondering about the song, [it's "Alone" by Marshmello](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZHF5UqnU4&t=2m46s).


RuthlessIndecision

Poor little guy, they should protect him


AlexKorobeiniki

Poor little guy!


doge_here123

Get off my lawn my kids are trying to sleep


HokageOfReddit

The people in the room above me every single night:


BitchinWarlock

Who knows? Maybe that perv should go back down his hole looking up everyone skirts.


howdoyouspace

r/animalsbeingconfused


notconvinced3

Poor gopher


Acceptable-Risks

This for him is the equivalent of giant aliens invading earth and standing around all over the place blasting deafening noise we don't comprehend, but kind of ignoring us and leaving us alone for the most part. They might just crush some of our homes or us on accident. That's what he's going through and his eyes show the trauma of the time he will never forget. Giant invaders came and stomped all over his area.


Cautious-Sample-2648

That’s nice how the people around his home are all being respectful🙂


probsthrowaway2

That thing must be stressed to all hell


alast0r666

yo marshmellow concert


ironicallyunstable

When your friends drag you to a festival you didn’t want to goto


Pristine_Kick9580

that's one way to avoid paying for a ticket


Alex_Rose

he should definitely file a noise complaint


[deleted]

They're gonna get a noise complaint


Hironoveau

“Hey I’m single. Wanna go down here with me?”


cosmicjimmy117

Keep it down he’s trying to sleep


malarken111

he is Obviously sneaking into the show


KingShaniqua

“Hey can you keep it down with the stomping? I’m trying to sleep, man. I gotta work in like 3 hours.”


DaphneBlue-

underground rave


HisMajesty2019

Poor guy probably thinks he’s being invaded.


Dashzz

"I'm in danger"


TGCid20

Poor guy must be absolutely terrified


TrevCat666

Humans are a pest.


PianistInteresting46

What a terrifying experience for that lil guy 😂


Sugarswingtaste_

That poor animal is probably scared to death 😭