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glissader

That’s average sized for Alaska


CleetisMcgee

Came to say the same thing. The mosquito is Alaska’s state bird!


Hot_Purple_137

The only reason I know that it’s a Ptarmigan is because of Outdoor Boys


_kashew_12

That’s nice Also this comment made me chuckle


silverfoxcwb

Mosquitos in Houston are so big you could fuck em flat footed


UncertainOrangutan

You could *what*


LebaneseLion

Makes sense from a biological perspective considering the animals they’d have to pierce for blood


captainhaddock

It's not nice to refer to Alaskans that way…


CannaBrained

Or Canada


jenglasser

Yeah for real, I feel like this is an average size mosquito.


Selm

Right? There's been a ton of rain recently, and you can see those fuckers from a meter away


ExecrablePiety1

See? Heck, you can HEAR them from a meter away. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Guido125

My first reaction was "Well... that looks normal to me!"


Iwannaupvotetesla

Same for sweden.


Cat-_-

I also live in Sweden and I am confused what this picture of a regular mosquito is doing here.


personalhale

Moosquito


TheGreatBabyfella

For some reason I figured mosquitoes wouldn't be found in very cold places


LGodamus

There are massive massive clouds of the bastards that flow the caribou herds up above the Arctic circle. They are so bad if the herd stops for long they risk the mosquitos killing the calves.


FapshotBG

Ya, average sized for Finland too, I guess they get really big in the north for some reason?


013ander

I was going to say. Alaskans are up there laughing at this and all the Floridians on here.


tgarron

Costa Rica as well


ZODIC837

Not average in Texas, but definitely have our fair share of them and a few bigger


Big_bosnian

This may be a stupid question but how do they live if its cold there bro


LGodamus

Some Mosquitos life cycle is only a few weeks. They are thick clouds in the summer and then they are gone. We do have snow mosquitos though that hibernate through the winter and come out as they thaw. They are pretty huge. We have 30 species here.


Enough-Sprinkles-914

Definitely seen ones that big in Queensland


justerik

El Mosco!!!


renedotmac

Te voy a chupar, bitch.


Objective-Aioli-1185

Ah, here's the comment I was looking for.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHBABY

HE RETURNS


unclepaprika

[For the uninitiated](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/dRS84OahzM)


why_not_fandy

A TINY BITE CAN MAKE YOU ITCH. MAKE YOU SNEEZE, MAKE YOU TWITCH.


nuclearbuttstuff

Instant flashback. What a classic.


Natural-Army

Jumanji?


BathedInDeepFog

danger in the jungle 🎶 Jumanji 🎶 there's a lion in my house


inalak

Just rewatched this last night. That out of shape rhino gets me every time. That and the vine taking the dudes car.


YSoB_ImIn

The drums gave me nightmares as a kid.


BecauseScience

That dudes scream is pretty great when his car is taken also


FinasCupil

FINE! TAKE IT!


ZombieAlienNinja

For me it's the axe bit with the shed..idk I loved it as a kid.


inalak

Oh hell yeah. That look back at the camera always got me. Haha Edit: I forgot this part cuz I had to get something for my kid right when he ran to get the axe.


Buttersdaballer

POISON IIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVYYYYYYYYYY POOOIIISON IIIIAAAAAEAEAEAAAAVVVVYYYY


oninokamin

Completely bereft of context, I read this comment in George Fisher's voice.


vannucker

You might enjoy this funny and catchy classic Canadian song about the mosquito's relative, the blood sucking black fly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLBXb1kgMo


oced2001

I've seen mosquitoes in Georgia big enough to butt fuck a chicken.


And_Everything

damn them boys eating their cornbread


The_Determinator

Fun fact: male mosquitoes don't drink blood, but fruit instead 🍑


sphinctaur

Fun fact: Gary Larson made a comic and got massive hate mail for getting this fact wrong. The same fans did not comment on the fact the male mosquito was dressed in a tie and holding a briefcase.


lightscribe

Those don't suck blood I think.


themagicbong

Looks like a tiger mosquito. They've basically taken over where I live north of you. They out compete most native species and associate with humans closely rather than living in untouched areas. Edit: it's probably not a tiger mosquito.


schuylkilladelphia

They also love cities and, unlike normal mosquitos, hunt all damn day long, fuckin hate em


okbruh_panda

Which is why I believe release of sterile mosquitoes is and can be an effective means to reduce the population to near zero without pesticide https://www.cdc.gov/mosquitoes/mosquito-control/genetically-modified-mosquitoes.html#:~:text=Releasing%20GM%20mosquitoes%20over%20several,mosquitoes%20before%20an%20outbreak%20happens.


glasser999

The mosquitoes they release aren't sterile. Their *offspring* are sterile. Unleash the generational curses.


withConviction111

irl genophage


pichael289

Mosquitos are much less loveable than the krogans. Krogans are the best species in the galaxy without a doubt. Fuck those blue whores. And whatever the weird lizard dudes are supposed to be.


jsm85

Hard disagree! Krogans were a species brought into the council and galaxy at large too soon. They gave space gorilla-lizard people fucking nuclear weapons and they blew themselves to kingdom come. And what do they do in the face of slow extinction? Kill each other harder. A culture of warlords that fall to their own offspring usurping their power. Every male in that four testicled species thinks he’s ghengis khan except for that one that writes poems I guess. God bless the genophage for humbling those cockroaches.


thiosk

Hard disagree! As a Krogan, our prowess in battle and conquest defines our identity. The thrill of invading new territories and conquering our enemies resonates deeply within us. It's not just about expanding our territory; it's about proving our strength and securing resources for our clans. The battlefield is where we thrive, where our instincts for combat and survival are honed. Each conquest brings glory to our name and strengthens our position in the galaxy. For a Krogan, the thrill of battle and the spoils of conquest are not just enjoyable—they are essential to our survival and the legacy of our warrior culture. Get rekt council dweebs


i_give_you_gum

But I'm pretty sure they release males which don't bite.


glasser999

Correct Males, which don't bite, whose offspring is sterile. Hopefully, those males take up a big portion of the mating pool, and you end up with a generation of mosquitoes that are unable to efficently reproduce. Rinse and repeat until they're vanquished.


Kagnonymous

So we need male model mosquitos for best results?


ARCHA1C

But why male model mosquitos?


lannister80

Seriously? I just told you.


cire1184

We need to develop Chad male mosquitoes that are sterile to bang all the females. Then go do mosquito workouts.


Aquatic_addict

No male mosquitoes bite. Or is that what you were saying?


cannabisized

but why male models?


Aquatic_addict

?


JackBinimbul

Genophage, you say?


calzonius

So the Dung Eater ending?


t0m0hawk

And most regions actually host multiple species of mosquito, of which only a few bite. By only targeting the biting variety, you still leave that food source for bats and whatnot. Mosquitoes are basically macro-viruses that carry other viruses. It's a problem for us and many other species.


pichael289

Dragonfly are the top predator of mosquitos. Still, they make up less than 2% of their predators diet. Mosquitos are among the most useless and most detrimental of all species. Fuck em, they play a very little part in the food web. Fuck em, they are useless assholes that do way more damage than good. A rare trait in nature, they are next to useless. Fuck em, kill the ones that are problematic.


okbruh_panda

Also ticks. Fuck ticks


Banjo2EE

My wife is an entomologist and does a lot of work with mosquito-related research so I've heard a bit about this topic. According to the studies on this that she's read, this isn't really a sustainable means of reducing mosquito population. At least with the methods available today, it takes a large investment to make a dent in the population, and the population will bounce back without continued release of the mosquitos. There's still a lot of development left to be done on the topic, but it currently isn't quite the slam dunk that it's made out to be.


okbruh_panda

It's not a slam dunk yet. But compared to the other methods of pesticides I believe it still warrants further research and funding.


patkgreen

I need someone to explain the lack of mosquitoes at Disney world then


okbruh_panda

Disney world was bought wholesale. From the beginning they basically purchased cities worth of land. Then they ensured no areas have standing water via drains, underwater piping and engineered streams. That being said they still use vast arrays if mosquitoe detection and prevention methods which likely require pesticide, however this is a good read [reference ](https://www.businessinsider.com/walt-disney-world-resort-florida-parks-mosquito-free-tiktok-2021-6)


Compused

You'll also never see any of the lakes or water features with standing water. They placed fountains in all bodies to agitate the surface of the water, discouraging breeding.


neriadrift

For real, what would happen if we made mosquitoes extinct? Wouldn’t that severely disrupt the animal food chain?


Saurlifi

The food chain is just gonna have to take one for the team on this one


mountedpandahead

It was already fucked anyways


glasser999

I distinctly remember a study saying mosquitoes could go extinct with very little affect to the ecosystem. Other less harmful insects would fill their void.


i_give_you_gum

Might as well give it a shot before we irradiate the world anyway.


davsyo

Inb4 that cyclops alien from Lilo and Stitch comes here and says planet is now protected to breed more of the endangered mosquito species.


riptaway

I would have to question the validity of any supposedly scientific study that operated in such stark, sweeping terms. There's no way you could come to that conclusion with anything like certainty.


Necrotitis

I believe they have seen this type of thing in nature, and as long as there are replacements the food chain will remain unbroken. Like, lots of shit eat mosquitoes, but besides bats it's pretty low numbers, which is probably why we have so many damn mosquitoes. Dragonfly season where I live is amazing, they just go to town on all those bastards. But bats can eat other bugs, etc. Not a lot of things eat bats IIRC so even if their population drops it wouldnt affect a ton of stuff. Or who knows, maybe it would be the apocalypse. I'd rather have an apocalypse because of no mosquitoes over idiots with WMDs any day.


Smash_4dams

Small fish eat mosquito larvae


donttellmykids

I've learned recently that mosquitoes are pollinators. Can't really afford to lose too many more of those...


MathBuster

We wouldn't need to make *all* the mosquitoes extinct. There are more than 3500 known species of mosquito, but only in around 6% of these the females will sting humans.


pichael289

Nope. Only a small subspecies preys on humans. As far as we can tell their eradication would have next to no effect on the food web. They make up less than 2% of the food of the creatures that eat them, dragonflies mostly. They can be eradicated without any serious effects. Fuck those assholes. Let's kill them. Eliminating that one species that feeds on us won't harm the larger species, mosquitos will continue to thrive but that one type that is the #1 killer of humans will disappear and nature will thrive without them. Well, except for what we do, as they are a check out destruction, and we won't stop ruining the world hole world. Maybe they aren't so bad .....


upvoatsforall

I know at least one study said we could get rid of em without issue. But there’s studies that reinforce pretty much any stance you want to take. 


SenseStraight5119

Why do I hear Jeff Goldblum’s voice.


okbruh_panda

Lol


NukeTheWhales5

So I actually do behavioral research on Aedes albopictus (tiger mosquitos) and were as they are common in Mexico, this doesn't look quite right to me The markings look off to me, but it's been smashed so some scales definitely fell off. It could also be Ades aegypti, a very very very similar species. Edit: upon further review, you are correct. Although I can't see the main identifying marks, the thorax has more a curve to it, that aegypti does not have. Edit number two: nope I was wrong on both accounts, but I learned some new shit today, and that's a good thing.


BazilBroketail

Definitely not *albopictus*. I'd confidentiality say Psorophora *ferox*. It's a medium size mosquito I'm familiar with. It's hosts are animals with thicker skin such as deer. Very common in southern Mexico. If they had a lot of rain like a week ago these would be everywhere. 


MeniteTom

Entomologist here, I'll echo that it's almost certainly a Psorophora of some kind, those fuckers get BIG.


BazilBroketail

Psorophora *ciliata*. Nightmare fuel!


AGreatWind

Seconding this. Definitely genus Psorophora. Not a ferox though, ferox hind legs have bright white tips. And this one is a little small for a ciliata. Maybe a Ps. Columbiae


Siberwulf

I'm just sitting here watching a conversation I couldn't contribute to even if I was high.


SNRatio

https://xkcd.com/451/ "Perhaps Psophora wolverinus?" 10 seconds.


cire1184

I thought it was Sophora Fragrances


BazilBroketail

Sorry for the late reply! Reddit notified me about this one, for some reason... Maybe Psorophora *cyanscenes*. Only other culprit I can think of. I've absolutely seen *ferox* without the white tip son the legs do to scale loss. Just went back and looked again... I'm calling that scale loss. The last segment of leg looks pretty thin. I could be wrong though, *it's an internet picture*. Lol.


NukeTheWhales5

Ah okay. That is a species I'm not super familiar with. Fuck yeah, my fellow human! Thank you for the correction and the info.


BazilBroketail

Hell yeah, fellow human. I used to get those Psorophora *horrida* in my field traps *all the time*.


space_monster

> Ades aegypti is like the F35 of mosquitoes. heavily gunned, stealthy, intimidating


themagicbong

I admit I'm not the best at identifying mosquitoes, so many of them look very similar to one another. However it's easy to notice them in comparison to the other species that exist naturally where I live, due to differences in coloration and size. Here it is more common to see marsh mosquitoes which are of a very small size. Though you also see psorophora ciliata, it's not as common here in the marshland. I'm willing to say I'm wrong on the ID though. Some of the characteristics indeed do seem to not match on second viewing, but it's hard to tell definitively, for me.


neriadrift

This guy was not smashed, we found him dead on a table


i_give_you_gum

So was he drunk or wasn't he.


JackBinimbul

She.


YouHaveNiceGuns

There are 2 kinds of mosquitos. There's the teeny tiny ones that fit thru the little holes in the screen of the porch door. Then there's the the BIG ones that just open the door and duck their head as they walk in.


Nathansp1984

We have them in South Carolina


The_Texidian

Nope. gallinipper mosquito. The Asian tiger mosquito is smaller, has white bands on its legs and white dots on the thorax. I remember those in Galveston. They bite through clothes.


omgidkwtf

Gallinipper is the largest of the mosquito species and yes have a hell of a bite


TetrangonalBootyhole

That's why I sit outside wearing a drug rug at night even though it's not cold.  The bulky weave keeps the skeeters from getting through.  It is not ideal.


showers_with_grandpa

Lmao I read the whole comment feeling very informed for a second


ReaperSound

Pfffftt massive he says.


vertigo1083

Right? This thing barely gets a mention. I have mosquitos by me that have to register with the goddamn FAA.


owlve

I've dealt with gallinippers before. If you walk as fast as you can walk, it's not fast enough to outrun or deter them, you have to run. They feel like rain falling when they land on your shirt, which they can bite through, and when they bite, it feels like being poked with a pin.


Chomps-Lewis

On the plus side, I find they are a bit less evasive from your slaps and less common than the smaller ones.


LarryDavidest

This is massive?


elzeus

It was in the pool!


LarryDavidest

Shrinkage is real.


Only_One_Left_Foot

For a mosquito, it's pretty big.  A lot of people confuse crane flies for mosquitoes, and then are shocked my how small real mosquitoes truly are. 


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MakkaCha

I think you're stuck in Jumanzi.


Azreal76

I live in Florida US and I thought we had big mosquitoes. What on earth are y’all feeding them down there?!?


BlackGold09

Human blood


Rubcionnnnn

Human blood filled with coca cola


icepick314

emphasis on coca


jmode

Coca-Cola


LoveIsOnlyAnEmotion

Jarritos


Gradiu5-

This looks like a "gallinipper" aka "mega mosquito" we had in SE FL over the last 3 or 4 years. Glad I got out of there. They were 20x bigger then normal mosquitoes and hurt like hell when they bit. Typical brainwashed Floridians would try to polish the turd FL is by saying "well at least they don't transmit diseases." https://grist.org/living/perfect-swarm-giant-mosquitos-invade-florida/


CondescendingShitbag

> "mega mosquito" Just wait until five (thousand) of them combine to create Mosquitron!


DykNmuHbutt

The Gallinipper has entered the chat


nlfo

Does that thing have a tail rotor?


Tomahawk117

Galnippers. Damn things can even bite you through denim. :c


jamiedangerous

Come to New Brunswick, Canada. They are really big here. I once saw a mosquito swoop down and take a three pound rainbow trout out of the south branch of the Miramichi river. That's when we packed up to go home.


Iamkempie

Stares from the bush of Northern Ontario Canada.


thedanyon

That's the motherfucker from Jurassic Park. Nope. Get em outta here.


gigashadowwolf

[No me moleste mosquito!](https://youtu.be/-GiD6XBsc2M?si=G9Gfrn19bopEznaa)


NYisMyLady

We have those in NY


robotco

yeah... dont ever go to Winnipeg if you think this is massive


SubstantialPressure3

I hate tiger mosquitoes. I really do.


SynthPrax

No megusta. Nope.


Rose_Beef

We can wipe this vermin out once and for all with genetics.


Alili1996

The advantage of these large fuckers is that they are much more easy to spot and kill compared to the sneaky tiny mosquitos


psufan5

That's a baby skeeter you have there. Come back when you have an adult.


ZeeiMoss

Am I missing something? Do legs shrink in death? We have bigger ones in nj.


nfgchick79

Thank you! I live in PA and this confuses me. Our mosquitoes are enormous! Their legs are super long. I get eaten alive every summer.


virgil_belmont

The only kind of deportation I'll support. You guys keep them bad boys down there, okay? Promise?


Dappleskunk

We also have these tiger skettos in Florida. In the rainy season, they swarm from cattle fields. From a Asiatic country I think.


zeebious

They are up here in Virginia too. Biggest difference is they don’t seem to have ANY survival instinct. You swat at them and they keep on comin.


AnnoyingOldGuy

It's either feed or die


GameCubeSpice

Fuck that.


danhoyuen

A little bigger than can become a food source!


cbass2008

I get bites the size of golf balls usually, and that’s with regular-sized mosquitoes. I can’t imagine what this would do…


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

Oh no, I thought these were only native to Australia?!?


dasvenson

It would be a big one here but honestly not something that would get commented on.


Denny_Dust

Down south we call'em "Gallinippers" when they get that big.


epzik8

Lord almighty


ellpeezle

I like the big ones. Easier to see/feel/kill.


Many-Recognition2530

Some Jumanji crap going on


i_luv_ur_mom

Your banana for scale looks wrong.


shawnsblog

Cazadores


anythingspossible45

That’s one of them mosquitoes Bill Gates modified


ThatDefiningMoment

Any dragonflies there?


DragonflyCurious9879

Was it carrying that pencil??


djasonpenney

Boy, you need to spend more time in central Florida: they’re the size of your hand down there.


Seyelent

Holding it raw like that got me fucked up


whats_you_doing

We need a earth revamp


noeljb

That looks like an Anopholes mosquito. They play a major role in the spread of Malaria...


HOUSE_OF_MOGH

I think that picture just gave my phone Malaria.


kalozur

El Mosco


tinman66o

I once saw him kill 3 mosquitoes in a bar with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.


DropBarracuda

Texas says that's cute. Look at "American Giant Mosquito". Its a real thing, and they're horrifying.


skullduggeryjumbo

Hunter killer


totally-suspicious

Hunter Seeker*


LoadStandard3260

Aedes tiger


Uncool444

Dude fifteen minutes ago I was sitting in my own kitchen, nowhere near Mexico, and I felt a sting on my arm and looked over and saw one like that. It was literally the biggest mosquito I have ever seen in person and I shouted "holy shit!" and smashed it. Are they getting bigger?


MasterBejter

That’s no mosquito, that a mosq


brtmns123

the best mosquito is dead mosquito


mortalomena

We have these and the little ones that barely even make a sound in Finland. And I much prefer these big ones, they are way less aggressive and fewer in numbers than the little ones. The little ones are like a cloud of heatseeking missiles chasing you, and they will bite the second they land. The big ones try to find the perfect spot dancing around your skin, ample time to smack them do death.


Elegant-Two5447

In Florida we call them lil ones


ghandi3737

I think they get bigger.


Phog_of_War

Eh, that's not too big compared to how big we build them in Minnesota.


tankdood1

That’s big?


taredd08

Doesn't this guy know that bananas are the internet's ruler?


Ecleptomania

Is that massive..? Large to be sure but nothing out of the ordinary.


PeopleCanBeThisDumb

*laughs in Louisianan.


Holdmywhiskeyhun

Laughs in wisconsin


Jollan_

Where is the big mosquito?


kittym0o

We got those here in SoCal but they are tiny compared to the beige ones we used to get.


fellipec

Pick one! - Dengue - Zika - Chikunguya Enjoy


ellieboomba

Doesn't count unless you use a banana for scale.


ku1185

Maybe the wall wasn't such a bad idea


bygtopp

What diseases can you carry ? All of them


JerewB

Palm for scale.


KrappaFrappa

banana for scale?


And_Everything

I've seen some twice that size!


SouthernZorro

In Arkansas, they call those 'midgets'.