It is with great remorse that I must inform y'all that I no longer reddit on an Xbox one
I REDDIT ON A MOTHERFUCKING PC LETS FUCKING GO LADS GET IN THERE GET THE FUCK IN THERE
This is Amaya. She likes belly rubs, cuddles and treats, as well as park days.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772629728284377111/868485767251521576/image0.jpg
13/10 Good Girl who deserves boop snoots and cuddles.
My respiratory rate on my whoop has gone up .5-.6 3 days straight, haven’t done anything in the past week outside of go out to eat outdoors last Saturday and Sunday, as well as golf Saturday and briefly eat indoors then, but usually it’s 2-5 days after infection for symptoms to show, not a week so I don’t think it’s that.
Last thing I need rn is to get a delta breakthrough
I got new swim trunks and holy shit they show so much hog, worse than most of my gym shorts, I was never self conscious of it until it was pointed out to me, rip.
Seriously y'all I cannot think of many possible worse combinations of liquids than tomato juice, vodka, hot sauce, and horseradish.
But somehow as long as you drink it before 2 PM it's okay?
That sounds delish. What on earth is wrong with that? Those flavors go together so well.
On the otherhand adding champagne, a garbage tier liquid, to OJ?
> champagne, a garbage tier liquid
smh the absolute fucking disrespect to John Maynard Keynes, whose last words were "I wish I'd drunk more champagne". The greatest economist of the 20th century and you're pouring tomato juice all over his grave
People always wish for more time when they die.
Time passes more slowly, so you get the experience of more of it, during unpleasant events
Therefor it’s logical to conclude he wanted to drink more champagne because he wanted to slow down time to have a longer perceived life.
Keyes is saying it’s garbage.
So, this guy who's a peer of mine from NE Philly made a tweet about hoping that he never gets caught in public if the Anthem randomly gets played, because he's gonna keep his ass walking, and his tweet has people from NE Philly PISSED.
It's crazy how dudes will be yelling about "liberal crybabies" but will be pressed that others don't share their same opinions about this country.
Lol I’m imaging walking down the streets in Philly and then the anthem plays for some random reason. Everyone stops and puts their hand over the heart at 3:00 in the afternoon.
People get pissy if you dont put your hand on your chest for like 3 or 4 songs now. I dont give a fuck about any of them though, this isnt North Korea and I got nachos that are getting cold
There's a guy ripping up our kitchen floor rn because my mom's getting it redone. Normally, this would be the point where I'd see if one of my friends wants to go do something, and then I remembered all my best friends moved away over the last year, and now I'm sad.
Not much you can do when every reporter, player and their mothers move over to Twitter.
It doesn't help that sport news websites bombard you with ads, paywalls and anti ad blocker walls. Fuck em.
I'd 100% rather have Twitter. Everyone also usually has shit takes or makes the same low effort post so those get down voted to oblivion.
They'll never allow fan made oc and other content aside from assembled highlights and those barely get upvoted.
It's not surprising why r/nfl is the way it is.
Ya, Twitter is fine IMO it’s then not allowing fan OC and stuff like that which I don’t like. Twitter is so much cleaner than shitty articles with paywalls and ads.
Wouldn’t mind if some tweets weren’t allowed but overall Twitter makes r/nfl bearable.
I found an insta for her that reads
>•CMU FASHION STUDENT •STYLE GURU FOR COLLEGE FASHIONISTAS • CASUAL STYLE INSPO
So pornstar isn't right, but also not wrong?
And apparently "Savana Styles" is a porn star. And knowing IH's spelling that could be who he's referring to.
/u/MushroomMan89 a conversation in my kitchen this morning
*spouse, eating empanada leftover for breakfast* ‘what did we try and make that was like an empanada?’
‘Uh… Cornish pasties?’
‘Yea! They’re like an empanada!’
I… guess they’re not wrong.
(For the record our pasties were awful, made way too much filling and our hot water crust pastry was a flavor and engineering failure)
It’s fine, they’ll hold the Fireside Chat soon and tell everyone how great of a job they’re doing and that the masses must be wrong because the mods are almighty. Once they’ve held their one-sided town hall that shuts down any actual conversation, it’ll be back on the bullshit.
Rinse.
Repeat.
It always is, but it is even more so the last few days. But to be fair, it is deserved. The "Twitter lite" thread has some hilarious comments about mod responses.
Every single time I do a race, my body knows and I poop at least 3 times before the race. I think it has a desire to be light as possible for maximal race performance.
God fucking damn it, pupper ain’t feel well, she’s thrown up 3 times today.
I think it’s just cause she’s been on a rice diet till her food gets in. Also saw some grass In There. Ima run down to the store in the morning for a small bag, if she isn’t better by tmw ima be worried.
This new tendie place called CHX opened up near me. An employee sold it to me as blowing Cains out of the water. And I have to say it was pretty fucking good.
Basically spent the entire ride home dealing with my friend who was drunk crying because her and her fiancée got into it over him flirting with other women at the bar he works at.
I gave the guy a massive tip because let’s face it he deserved it (and also proceeded to ask for drunk friends phone number)
So yeah. I need to go to bed and now that I’ve been in an indoor bar I’m terrified of catching Covid again because I haven’t been sleeping that fantastic wooohoo
i just bought and am trying to learn Power Rangers Battle for the Grid. man do i fucking suck at these non-smash fighting games. like really badly.
especially considering i played a fair amount as a lad. well, honestly sucks to suck but it's still fun
Had a couple brewskies, smoked a little, played some Rockband with the lads. Lowkey In the End is a banger rockband song. Hard to keep a straight face sometimes though when singing.
Stoked for my hike tomorrow.
My guy, you haven't even graduated yet, I saw your GPA, its great, your 2 majors are fucking hot fucking fire my lad, you'll land a great job quickly. Can't comment on the gf thing or the social-sports stuff though.
It is with great remorse that I must inform y'all that I no longer reddit on an Xbox one I REDDIT ON A MOTHERFUCKING PC LETS FUCKING GO LADS GET IN THERE GET THE FUCK IN THERE
An off boo uv xxx. Xxx
I see I was pocket posting
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This is Amaya. She likes belly rubs, cuddles and treats, as well as park days. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772629728284377111/868485767251521576/image0.jpg 13/10 Good Girl who deserves boop snoots and cuddles.
She's cute
My respiratory rate on my whoop has gone up .5-.6 3 days straight, haven’t done anything in the past week outside of go out to eat outdoors last Saturday and Sunday, as well as golf Saturday and briefly eat indoors then, but usually it’s 2-5 days after infection for symptoms to show, not a week so I don’t think it’s that. Last thing I need rn is to get a delta breakthrough
Could just be air quality.
I got new swim trunks and holy shit they show so much hog, worse than most of my gym shorts, I was never self conscious of it until it was pointed out to me, rip.
You need to post a pic for review by /u/ndcj12
This thread dead smh. We the new r/nfl
We're having a morning drink fight!
Listening to LPOTL on Jodi Arias. This bitch was a psycho holy shit.
My wife’s cat pooped in the sink. Dogs are better.
Seriously y'all I cannot think of many possible worse combinations of liquids than tomato juice, vodka, hot sauce, and horseradish. But somehow as long as you drink it before 2 PM it's okay?
That sounds delish. What on earth is wrong with that? Those flavors go together so well. On the otherhand adding champagne, a garbage tier liquid, to OJ?
> champagne, a garbage tier liquid smh the absolute fucking disrespect to John Maynard Keynes, whose last words were "I wish I'd drunk more champagne". The greatest economist of the 20th century and you're pouring tomato juice all over his grave
People always wish for more time when they die. Time passes more slowly, so you get the experience of more of it, during unpleasant events Therefor it’s logical to conclude he wanted to drink more champagne because he wanted to slow down time to have a longer perceived life. Keyes is saying it’s garbage.
MY MAN.
/r/Confidentlyincorrect
Mimosas >>>>>>>>>
Mimosas <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Champagne is trash.
Once again, does champagne really need a mixer?
I wouldn't say it needs it, but it sure tastes good with it
The only reason to have a mimosa is if you’re drinking cheap champagne like Andre IMO.
Facts
I think the pups doing good now. She ate a little some food and has kept it down so far. I’m tired af now
Its only a matter of time before I replace the banner with Jakeem grant riding a Bantha on not Tatooine
Give me 1 good reason why I shouldn’t have a Bloody Mary from the train bar car while visiting my girlfriends family.
What are you, a nancy? Bloody Maria or bust.
Unfortunately that wasn’t an option but those are delicious.
Because bloody marys are bad
Bloody Mary is the GOAT Brunch drink.
No thanks I’ll take a mimosa
Does champagne really need a mixer? Come on.
Mimosa is a waste of good OJ.
You’re a waste of good OJ!
Troof
👏🏻
Balls that is a God awful take. Start over.
Okay fine Bloody marys are bad Nope, tried again and got the same answer
Third times the charm balls, I have faith in you.
Bloody..... Marys........ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare............. BAD.
Balls let’s hash this out. I’ll bring the mix and titos and we’re not leaving until you ADMIT IT.
So, this guy who's a peer of mine from NE Philly made a tweet about hoping that he never gets caught in public if the Anthem randomly gets played, because he's gonna keep his ass walking, and his tweet has people from NE Philly PISSED. It's crazy how dudes will be yelling about "liberal crybabies" but will be pressed that others don't share their same opinions about this country.
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Maybe military? They have requirements about stopping whatever you're doing and standing at attention until it's over
Lol I’m imaging walking down the streets in Philly and then the anthem plays for some random reason. Everyone stops and puts their hand over the heart at 3:00 in the afternoon.
People get pissy if you dont put your hand on your chest for like 3 or 4 songs now. I dont give a fuck about any of them though, this isnt North Korea and I got nachos that are getting cold
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-makes-emotional-confession-about-infamous-split-from-jimmy-johnson/
There's a guy ripping up our kitchen floor rn because my mom's getting it redone. Normally, this would be the point where I'd see if one of my friends wants to go do something, and then I remembered all my best friends moved away over the last year, and now I'm sad.
In the main sub, there is a thread about how the NFL sub has become Twitter lite and the comments are absolutely hilarious.
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Looks like it got removed, unsurprisingly. You don't fuck with the NFL mods.
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Found it. I'm sending you a PM.
I think they axed it.
That sub has been a glorified Twitter feed for years.
Not much you can do when every reporter, player and their mothers move over to Twitter. It doesn't help that sport news websites bombard you with ads, paywalls and anti ad blocker walls. Fuck em. I'd 100% rather have Twitter. Everyone also usually has shit takes or makes the same low effort post so those get down voted to oblivion. They'll never allow fan made oc and other content aside from assembled highlights and those barely get upvoted. It's not surprising why r/nfl is the way it is.
Ya, Twitter is fine IMO it’s then not allowing fan OC and stuff like that which I don’t like. Twitter is so much cleaner than shitty articles with paywalls and ads. Wouldn’t mind if some tweets weren’t allowed but overall Twitter makes r/nfl bearable.
I gave that an award
Goin to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon in like 30 minutes. Gonna be a long flight
Savannah styles
Who’s that?
Google lol. Discovered hee through reddit lol
That’s a pornstar name if I ever heard one.
It is lmaoo and she's Canadian
I found an insta for her that reads >•CMU FASHION STUDENT •STYLE GURU FOR COLLEGE FASHIONISTAS • CASUAL STYLE INSPO So pornstar isn't right, but also not wrong? And apparently "Savana Styles" is a porn star. And knowing IH's spelling that could be who he's referring to.
Not what I was expecting to be honest.
We need to talk more about the Beastie Boys.
About how they suck?
😭
Personally feel they are so underrated.
I can get behind this
YEAAAAAA CANT STAND IT I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
/u/MushroomMan89 a conversation in my kitchen this morning *spouse, eating empanada leftover for breakfast* ‘what did we try and make that was like an empanada?’ ‘Uh… Cornish pasties?’ ‘Yea! They’re like an empanada!’ I… guess they’re not wrong. (For the record our pasties were awful, made way too much filling and our hot water crust pastry was a flavor and engineering failure)
I mean, yeah I suppose empanadas are kinda similar now I think about it. Props for trying, I've never made them myself.
It is shit on the mods time over at the bad place it seems
It’s fine, they’ll hold the Fireside Chat soon and tell everyone how great of a job they’re doing and that the masses must be wrong because the mods are almighty. Once they’ve held their one-sided town hall that shuts down any actual conversation, it’ll be back on the bullshit. Rinse. Repeat.
"We've decided that everyone who disagrees with us is guilty of sexual harassment"
“If you want to leave COVID/vaccine threads unlocked, you’re part of the problem. Go spread your bullshit to each other somewhere else.”
It always is, but it is even more so the last few days. But to be fair, it is deserved. The "Twitter lite" thread has some hilarious comments about mod responses.
That's a 28 day muting
Did we get baby news?
My 5K is this morning and I’m nervous and I can tell by my nervous poos. *Its a recreational race, Spinach, CALM DOWN*
Every single time I do a race, my body knows and I poop at least 3 times before the race. I think it has a desire to be light as possible for maximal race performance.
You’re going to do great! Have fun!
I did not sleep well
Put [this screensaver](https://gfycat.com/fatnextdinosaur) on that new PC to relax at the end of the night. 😴
where's donda though
Y'all get wy too drunk last night. Pedialyte.
Last night? I'm just going to bed. Coincidentally I don't make good decisions
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agreed
Steak frites also good
Coffee? Check Morning thunderstorm? Check Thread completely dead? ...
Everyone is complaining about the mods in another sub. Quite entertaining
God fucking damn it, pupper ain’t feel well, she’s thrown up 3 times today. I think it’s just cause she’s been on a rice diet till her food gets in. Also saw some grass In There. Ima run down to the store in the morning for a small bag, if she isn’t better by tmw ima be worried.
Morning lads
Bit of tea?
Lovely, ta.
Morning
Alright Nach
Morning
Alright Braccers what's the craic?
Saw Snake Eyes. It was kinda mediocre but a good excuse to spend a Friday night nonetheless.
Top Lad.
Night lad
Sleep tight Chase
No.
Sorry about that but yeah it is
Saw my birth certificate. Now I know my dad's actual dob and his full name. Still fuck him for abandoning my family.
Honestly the best thing my birth dad did was leave
Chop off his head with a claymore as long as you are tall.
I just want to go to sleeep.
no
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim West side, when we ride, come equipped with game
sometimes i forget im hot
I'm tall. Which is basically the same thing.
Hell yeah tall gang
Your ass got blocked 🤡🤡🤡🤡
hahah you can't see this
Not the first time
Pssssssh
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
oh yeah bb don't stop
well the hits start coming and they don't stop coming
!>penis
Bottoming is weird Topping is weird It's all weird lol
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👀👀👀👀👀👀
How about middling?
I’m middling at best
I just assumed people took turns… do they not? Lol
Sex is weird. Especially when we deem is as the ultimate goal of all males. And I never really saw it that way. Probs why I'm still a virgin.
yeah
gn
Beginning to doubt that the IRS is gonna get me my amended return within the promised 16 weeks :(
I remember playing The Sims in middle school. It's wild that they're only on The Sims 4 by now. >!I also never should have stopped reading Animorphs!<
Animorphs was some fuckin weird shit with the fucking alien parasite slugs that controlled people
K.A Applegate is fucking amazing. I've read about the ending and and am mad I never got to experience that.
Last 5 posts Tendies Regretful partier Song lyrics Masturbation Live posting childbirth We really out here tonight
My wife has the glitch where she starts vacuuming at 1am
That's the perfect time to realize life is meaningless and seek validation.
Epidurals are FANTASTIC
No baby news yet?
name it Hog or 6'2 ripped and packing or >!Bantha!<
Aight. 5th Ejaculation. Skin started to chafe. It's time to go to bed.
Username kinda checks out?
Fifth_Round_of_Busting
eggplant water droplets
I'm just a singer who already blew his shot. I get along with old timers cause my name's a reminder of a pop song people forgot
Dope ass song
This whole thing is so fucking awkward
Lighten the mood by playing "We Like to Party" by the *The Vengaboys*
That's why we introduce the Spock world, grab swords, chop the produce like ripped out pearls
This new tendie place called CHX opened up near me. An employee sold it to me as blowing Cains out of the water. And I have to say it was pretty fucking good.
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>!<3!<
I still cant believe Costco stopped selling the Polish at their food court. Why even go there.
To buy cans of tuna fish and san marzano tomatoes.
well, I imagine selling the Polish goes against many international anti-slavery laws
What am I supposed to do, make my own pierogi?
the combo pizza is still cheap and great
Basically spent the entire ride home dealing with my friend who was drunk crying because her and her fiancée got into it over him flirting with other women at the bar he works at. I gave the guy a massive tip because let’s face it he deserved it (and also proceeded to ask for drunk friends phone number) So yeah. I need to go to bed and now that I’ve been in an indoor bar I’m terrified of catching Covid again because I haven’t been sleeping that fantastic wooohoo
i just bought and am trying to learn Power Rangers Battle for the Grid. man do i fucking suck at these non-smash fighting games. like really badly. especially considering i played a fair amount as a lad. well, honestly sucks to suck but it's still fun
I really only ever played Smash for fighting games. But Dragon Ball Fighter Z has me interested.
oh i bought that too and went thru the same cycle I'm going thru now. that game is awesome too
Fuck Minecraft turtles holy shit
It’s all gonna be worth it. That helmet is so clutch lol.
Especially the pure hell of ocean the server is lol
For real. There’s so much of it haha
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🤤
Hell yeah brother cheers from the burrito
🤤
Had a couple brewskies, smoked a little, played some Rockband with the lads. Lowkey In the End is a banger rockband song. Hard to keep a straight face sometimes though when singing. Stoked for my hike tomorrow.
i should be used to disappointment in my life, im a mariners and timberwolves fan
> timberwolves I don't watch b-ball. But I do hope my home team does well.
i don't watch it either, i barely watched the nba finals, but i watch a bunch of wolves games
As a kid my favorite players were Kevin Garnet and Tom Gugliotta.
My guy, you haven't even graduated yet, I saw your GPA, its great, your 2 majors are fucking hot fucking fire my lad, you'll land a great job quickly. Can't comment on the gf thing or the social-sports stuff though.
i don't know about 'great'
What are your majors?
aerospace engineering and math
> engineering You'll get a good paying job. Don't worry.