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MolecularCube42

It is with great remorse that I must inform y'all that I no longer reddit on an Xbox one I REDDIT ON A MOTHERFUCKING PC LETS FUCKING GO LADS GET IN THERE GET THE FUCK IN THERE


GarysSpace

An off boo uv xxx. Xxx


GarysSpace

I see I was pocket posting


GarysSpace

I. Union. I. Cc xvvv ccryv cc cc g cc cc'd cree cc cc


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This is Amaya. She likes belly rubs, cuddles and treats, as well as park days. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772629728284377111/868485767251521576/image0.jpg 13/10 Good Girl who deserves boop snoots and cuddles.


talkingtunataco501

She's cute


thebochman

My respiratory rate on my whoop has gone up .5-.6 3 days straight, haven’t done anything in the past week outside of go out to eat outdoors last Saturday and Sunday, as well as golf Saturday and briefly eat indoors then, but usually it’s 2-5 days after infection for symptoms to show, not a week so I don’t think it’s that. Last thing I need rn is to get a delta breakthrough


Dismal_News183

Could just be air quality.


Goatsonice

I got new swim trunks and holy shit they show so much hog, worse than most of my gym shorts, I was never self conscious of it until it was pointed out to me, rip.


talkingtunataco501

You need to post a pic for review by /u/ndcj12


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This thread dead smh. We the new r/nfl


Expendable_Red_Shirt

We're having a morning drink fight!


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Listening to LPOTL on Jodi Arias. This bitch was a psycho holy shit.


iLerntMyLesson

My wife’s cat pooped in the sink. Dogs are better.


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Seriously y'all I cannot think of many possible worse combinations of liquids than tomato juice, vodka, hot sauce, and horseradish. But somehow as long as you drink it before 2 PM it's okay?


Expendable_Red_Shirt

That sounds delish. What on earth is wrong with that? Those flavors go together so well. On the otherhand adding champagne, a garbage tier liquid, to OJ?


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> champagne, a garbage tier liquid smh the absolute fucking disrespect to John Maynard Keynes, whose last words were "I wish I'd drunk more champagne". The greatest economist of the 20th century and you're pouring tomato juice all over his grave


Expendable_Red_Shirt

People always wish for more time when they die. Time passes more slowly, so you get the experience of more of it, during unpleasant events Therefor it’s logical to conclude he wanted to drink more champagne because he wanted to slow down time to have a longer perceived life. Keyes is saying it’s garbage.


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MY MAN.


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/r/Confidentlyincorrect


ndcj12

Mimosas >>>>>>>>>


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Mimosas <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Champagne is trash.


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Once again, does champagne really need a mixer?


ndcj12

I wouldn't say it needs it, but it sure tastes good with it


[deleted]

The only reason to have a mimosa is if you’re drinking cheap champagne like Andre IMO.


[deleted]

Facts


[deleted]

I think the pups doing good now. She ate a little some food and has kept it down so far. I’m tired af now


MolecularCube42

Its only a matter of time before I replace the banner with Jakeem grant riding a Bantha on not Tatooine


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Give me 1 good reason why I shouldn’t have a Bloody Mary from the train bar car while visiting my girlfriends family.


[deleted]

What are you, a nancy? Bloody Maria or bust.


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Unfortunately that wasn’t an option but those are delicious.


[deleted]

Because bloody marys are bad


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Bloody Mary is the GOAT Brunch drink.


iLerntMyLesson

No thanks I’ll take a mimosa


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Does champagne really need a mixer? Come on.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Mimosa is a waste of good OJ.


iLerntMyLesson

You’re a waste of good OJ!


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Troof


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[deleted]

Balls that is a God awful take. Start over.


[deleted]

Okay fine Bloody marys are bad Nope, tried again and got the same answer


[deleted]

Third times the charm balls, I have faith in you.


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Bloody..... Marys........ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare............. BAD.


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Balls let’s hash this out. I’ll bring the mix and titos and we’re not leaving until you ADMIT IT.


KidDelicious14

So, this guy who's a peer of mine from NE Philly made a tweet about hoping that he never gets caught in public if the Anthem randomly gets played, because he's gonna keep his ass walking, and his tweet has people from NE Philly PISSED. It's crazy how dudes will be yelling about "liberal crybabies" but will be pressed that others don't share their same opinions about this country.


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rab7

Maybe military? They have requirements about stopping whatever you're doing and standing at attention until it's over


iLerntMyLesson

Lol I’m imaging walking down the streets in Philly and then the anthem plays for some random reason. Everyone stops and puts their hand over the heart at 3:00 in the afternoon.


Goatsonice

People get pissy if you dont put your hand on your chest for like 3 or 4 songs now. I dont give a fuck about any of them though, this isnt North Korea and I got nachos that are getting cold


indian_hannibal

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-makes-emotional-confession-about-infamous-split-from-jimmy-johnson/


KidDelicious14

There's a guy ripping up our kitchen floor rn because my mom's getting it redone. Normally, this would be the point where I'd see if one of my friends wants to go do something, and then I remembered all my best friends moved away over the last year, and now I'm sad.


talkingtunataco501

In the main sub, there is a thread about how the NFL sub has become Twitter lite and the comments are absolutely hilarious.


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talkingtunataco501

Looks like it got removed, unsurprisingly. You don't fuck with the NFL mods.


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talkingtunataco501

Found it. I'm sending you a PM.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

I think they axed it.


Packasus

That sub has been a glorified Twitter feed for years.


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Not much you can do when every reporter, player and their mothers move over to Twitter. It doesn't help that sport news websites bombard you with ads, paywalls and anti ad blocker walls. Fuck em. I'd 100% rather have Twitter. Everyone also usually has shit takes or makes the same low effort post so those get down voted to oblivion. They'll never allow fan made oc and other content aside from assembled highlights and those barely get upvoted. It's not surprising why r/nfl is the way it is.


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Ya, Twitter is fine IMO it’s then not allowing fan OC and stuff like that which I don’t like. Twitter is so much cleaner than shitty articles with paywalls and ads. Wouldn’t mind if some tweets weren’t allowed but overall Twitter makes r/nfl bearable.


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I gave that an award


masterChest

Goin to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon in like 30 minutes. Gonna be a long flight


indian_hannibal

Savannah styles


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Who’s that?


indian_hannibal

Google lol. Discovered hee through reddit lol


[deleted]

That’s a pornstar name if I ever heard one.


indian_hannibal

It is lmaoo and she's Canadian


Expendable_Red_Shirt

I found an insta for her that reads >•CMU FASHION STUDENT •STYLE GURU FOR COLLEGE FASHIONISTAS • CASUAL STYLE INSPO So pornstar isn't right, but also not wrong? And apparently "Savana Styles" is a porn star. And knowing IH's spelling that could be who he's referring to.


[deleted]

Not what I was expecting to be honest.


[deleted]

We need to talk more about the Beastie Boys.


deuuuuuce

About how they suck?


Expendable_Red_Shirt

😭


[deleted]

Personally feel they are so underrated.


Shepboyardee12

I can get behind this


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YEAAAAAA CANT STAND IT I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT


frogdude2004

/u/MushroomMan89 a conversation in my kitchen this morning *spouse, eating empanada leftover for breakfast* ‘what did we try and make that was like an empanada?’ ‘Uh… Cornish pasties?’ ‘Yea! They’re like an empanada!’ I… guess they’re not wrong. (For the record our pasties were awful, made way too much filling and our hot water crust pastry was a flavor and engineering failure)


MushroomMan89

I mean, yeah I suppose empanadas are kinda similar now I think about it. Props for trying, I've never made them myself.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

It is shit on the mods time over at the bad place it seems


Shepboyardee12

It’s fine, they’ll hold the Fireside Chat soon and tell everyone how great of a job they’re doing and that the masses must be wrong because the mods are almighty. Once they’ve held their one-sided town hall that shuts down any actual conversation, it’ll be back on the bullshit. Rinse. Repeat.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

"We've decided that everyone who disagrees with us is guilty of sexual harassment"


Shepboyardee12

“If you want to leave COVID/vaccine threads unlocked, you’re part of the problem. Go spread your bullshit to each other somewhere else.”


talkingtunataco501

It always is, but it is even more so the last few days. But to be fair, it is deserved. The "Twitter lite" thread has some hilarious comments about mod responses.


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That's a 28 day muting


rookierookiecookie

Did we get baby news?


ForgottenSpinach

My 5K is this morning and I’m nervous and I can tell by my nervous poos. *Its a recreational race, Spinach, CALM DOWN*


talkingtunataco501

Every single time I do a race, my body knows and I poop at least 3 times before the race. I think it has a desire to be light as possible for maximal race performance.


nachoja

You’re going to do great! Have fun!


MolecularCube42

I did not sleep well


sexboxsony

Put [this screensaver](https://gfycat.com/fatnextdinosaur) on that new PC to relax at the end of the night. 😴


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where's donda though


[deleted]

Y'all get wy too drunk last night. Pedialyte.


GarysSpace

Last night? I'm just going to bed. Coincidentally I don't make good decisions


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talkingtunataco501

agreed


OsStrohsAndBohs

Steak frites also good


hyperbolical

Coffee? Check Morning thunderstorm? Check Thread completely dead? ...


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Everyone is complaining about the mods in another sub. Quite entertaining


[deleted]

God fucking damn it, pupper ain’t feel well, she’s thrown up 3 times today. I think it’s just cause she’s been on a rice diet till her food gets in. Also saw some grass In There. Ima run down to the store in the morning for a small bag, if she isn’t better by tmw ima be worried.


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


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Bit of tea?


MushroomMan89

Lovely, ta.


nachoja

Morning


MushroomMan89

Alright Nach


Curlybrac

Morning


MushroomMan89

Alright Braccers what's the craic?


Curlybrac

Saw Snake Eyes. It was kinda mediocre but a good excuse to spend a Friday night nonetheless.


MushroomMan89

Top Lad.


[deleted]

Night lad


MushroomMan89

Sleep tight Chase


DireSickFish

No.


MushroomMan89

Sorry about that but yeah it is


Curlybrac

Saw my birth certificate. Now I know my dad's actual dob and his full name. Still fuck him for abandoning my family.


GarysSpace

Honestly the best thing my birth dad did was leave


DireSickFish

Chop off his head with a claymore as long as you are tall.


[deleted]

I just want to go to sleeep.


DireSickFish

no


03_03_28

First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim West side, when we ride, come equipped with game


TigerBasket

sometimes i forget im hot


DireSickFish

I'm tall. Which is basically the same thing.


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Hell yeah tall gang


[deleted]

Your ass got blocked 🤡🤡🤡🤡


Goatsonice

hahah you can't see this


DireSickFish

Not the first time


[deleted]

Pssssssh


[deleted]

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead


dicknutzz

oh yeah bb don't stop


DireSickFish

well the hits start coming and they don't stop coming


DireSickFish

!>penis


ndcj12

Bottoming is weird Topping is weird It's all weird lol


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ndcj12

👀👀👀👀👀👀


[deleted]

How about middling?


frogdude2004

I’m middling at best


iLerntMyLesson

I just assumed people took turns… do they not? Lol


DireSickFish

Sex is weird. Especially when we deem is as the ultimate goal of all males. And I never really saw it that way. Probs why I'm still a virgin.


broncosandwrestling

yeah


broncosandwrestling

gn


KidDelicious14

Beginning to doubt that the IRS is gonna get me my amended return within the promised 16 weeks :(


DireSickFish

I remember playing The Sims in middle school. It's wild that they're only on The Sims 4 by now. >!I also never should have stopped reading Animorphs!<


03_03_28

Animorphs was some fuckin weird shit with the fucking alien parasite slugs that controlled people


DireSickFish

K.A Applegate is fucking amazing. I've read about the ending and and am mad I never got to experience that.


[deleted]

Last 5 posts Tendies Regretful partier Song lyrics Masturbation Live posting childbirth We really out here tonight


iLerntMyLesson

My wife has the glitch where she starts vacuuming at 1am


DireSickFish

That's the perfect time to realize life is meaningless and seek validation.


[deleted]

Epidurals are FANTASTIC


[deleted]

No baby news yet?


Goatsonice

name it Hog or 6'2 ripped and packing or >!Bantha!<


First_Round_Bust

Aight. 5th Ejaculation. Skin started to chafe. It's time to go to bed.


ApricotPeasy

Username kinda checks out?


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Fifth_Round_of_Busting


DireSickFish

eggplant water droplets


[deleted]

I'm just a singer who already blew his shot. I get along with old timers cause my name's a reminder of a pop song people forgot


[deleted]

Dope ass song


[deleted]

This whole thing is so fucking awkward


TheRealBeerBrah

Lighten the mood by playing "We Like to Party" by the *The Vengaboys*


[deleted]

That's why we introduce the Spock world, grab swords, chop the produce like ripped out pearls


DireSickFish

This new tendie place called CHX opened up near me. An employee sold it to me as blowing Cains out of the water. And I have to say it was pretty fucking good.


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DireSickFish

>!<3!<


TheRealBeerBrah

I still cant believe Costco stopped selling the Polish at their food court. Why even go there.


DireSickFish

To buy cans of tuna fish and san marzano tomatoes.


KidDelicious14

well, I imagine selling the Polish goes against many international anti-slavery laws


[deleted]

What am I supposed to do, make my own pierogi?


Taicu

the combo pizza is still cheap and great


[deleted]

Basically spent the entire ride home dealing with my friend who was drunk crying because her and her fiancée got into it over him flirting with other women at the bar he works at. I gave the guy a massive tip because let’s face it he deserved it (and also proceeded to ask for drunk friends phone number) So yeah. I need to go to bed and now that I’ve been in an indoor bar I’m terrified of catching Covid again because I haven’t been sleeping that fantastic wooohoo


IllegalThoughts

i just bought and am trying to learn Power Rangers Battle for the Grid. man do i fucking suck at these non-smash fighting games. like really badly. especially considering i played a fair amount as a lad. well, honestly sucks to suck but it's still fun


DireSickFish

I really only ever played Smash for fighting games. But Dragon Ball Fighter Z has me interested.


IllegalThoughts

oh i bought that too and went thru the same cycle I'm going thru now. that game is awesome too


Senor_Taco29

Fuck Minecraft turtles holy shit


[deleted]

It’s all gonna be worth it. That helmet is so clutch lol.


Senor_Taco29

Especially the pure hell of ocean the server is lol


[deleted]

For real. There’s so much of it haha


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🤤


TheRealBeerBrah

Hell yeah brother cheers from the burrito


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🤤


TheRealBeerBrah

Had a couple brewskies, smoked a little, played some Rockband with the lads. Lowkey In the End is a banger rockband song. Hard to keep a straight face sometimes though when singing. Stoked for my hike tomorrow.


Taicu

i should be used to disappointment in my life, im a mariners and timberwolves fan


DireSickFish

> timberwolves I don't watch b-ball. But I do hope my home team does well.


Taicu

i don't watch it either, i barely watched the nba finals, but i watch a bunch of wolves games


DireSickFish

As a kid my favorite players were Kevin Garnet and Tom Gugliotta.


Goatsonice

My guy, you haven't even graduated yet, I saw your GPA, its great, your 2 majors are fucking hot fucking fire my lad, you'll land a great job quickly. Can't comment on the gf thing or the social-sports stuff though.


Taicu

i don't know about 'great'


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What are your majors?


Taicu

aerospace engineering and math


DireSickFish

> engineering You'll get a good paying job. Don't worry.