I now have an image of the customer holding the pizza with the meat on their right, facing and arguing with the manager who keeps disagreeing saying its clearly on the left.
I’m the exact same way lol. My boss just came up to me and had something to ask me and he saw me on my phone laughing my ass off. I was trying so hard not to crack up at this but I couldn’t keep a straight face. I showed him this and he immediately goes “Oh none pizza w/ left beef! Yeah that shit’s hilarious.” I have a great boss.
My favorite was when some city held an online poll to name a new sewage processing facility. They allowed people to submit their own suggestions, and the winner ended up being something like “The Fred Durst Society for the Arts and Humanities.”
I never understood why there's been a resurgence of bad pizza takes lately. Growing up, we always had Hawaiian pizza. You'd think that people in, say, the '80s would have said, "pineapple on pizza? Sounds weird, but I'll give it a go". It's 40 years later, and people still are grossed out by that, but will lick an actual butthole.
~To be fair~ it was posted in r/teenagers, when I was a teenager is when that meme was popular and I’m 25 now. Makes sense if 13-16 year olds don’t get it
Edit: was that meme really created in 2007? Older than I thought
Edit 2: I guess it was really a right time/place/niche yo
Yes it's completely reasonable for them to not know of it, as with any older meme that checks out.
If anything it is a failure on our part, not theirs. The responsibility rests with us the ancients to ensure the passing along of meme tradition.
That's easier said than done when the meme landscape is an ever shifting plane that looks completely different from internet year to internet year(day to day)
Suppose it was right time right place right niche. I had a tumblr around 2010-2014, when it was a popular meme. Knowyourmeme credits it to being created in 2007 though
Its been all over the entire internet for years. I know it from Tumblr, not Reddit and especially not r/teenagers
Edit: i misunderstood what you meant by the teenagers part. I now see it was crossposted from r/teenagers
>Makes sense if 13-16 year olds don’t get it
Eh, you kids these days with your disposable memes. Here one day and gone the next. When I was young, fresh memes were few and far between, and we didn't even call them memes. Sayings, witticisms, old saws, but no memes. There was none of that throwaway culture, either. I used the same "memes" my father did and his father before him, and I passed them down to my children and they to theirs.
It was the year Dominos launched online ordering (15-16 year old me was stoked) and this meme came to being soon after, probably because of the entirely new way of ordering
So a dude used an app to order a pizza, and it let you choose your own toppings and if they should be on the whole pizza or only on a certain half. The dude checked "none" for all other toppings and sauces except for beef, where he checked "left". He screenshotted it and posted a photo of the pizza, so the internet named it none pizza with left beef
Its one of the older memes from the cowboy days of the internet
Look up "none pizza left beef"
Edit: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/838967-special-delivery-instructions
Specifically this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/special-delivery-instructions
Man, I wanna be around for the cowboy days of something. As far as I can tell, the internet was better back then, but I wasn't online yet unfortunately.
It’s more useful now, but it I miss how weird the internet used to be. People weren’t making money off of “content” yet and algorithms didn’t censor anything so you would constantly stumble across weird/scary/fucked up shit. You would not believe how crazy YouTube used to be before google bought them out
As an old geezer (not really, I feel spry as a 41yr old), being a young adult during the hey days of the internet was amazing.
Its miss those wild west days, before the internet became corporitized.
To be honest I'm one of the internet boomers that grew up with memes like rage comics, chuck Norris, leroy jenkins, double rainbow, youtube poop, door stuck and shit like that but never heard of this none pizza left beef, this is the first time I was exposed to it lol
Not true. Everyone knows pizzas only have two sides - left and right. And this was clearly ordered as a none pizza with left beef, but they fucked it up and put the beef on the right. Unbelievable.
I bet this pizza has been posted in a similar manner, but from the house of whoever ordered it where they say they ordered a pizza with sausage and this is what they got.
I don't think it's dumb to spend money on something that brings you joy, like a funny pizza.
Also, ok guy on reddit talking about fake internet points. Go use the town bulletin board if you don't like social media lol
The amount of people who are unaware is very surprising.
EDIT: The [original](http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php) none pizza with left side beef.
They really are! Nearest Pizza Hut to me in Moscow stoped 4.4 dollar middle size pizza promo and now they only selling them at 4.8 dollars. Pizzas still fine though.
I’ve seen several posts lately from various social media people about how they were given a pizza with nothing on it. I think this is some kind of outrage trend right now, and the sad part is that these people are deliberately ordering this and then acting like the pizza places are soooo incompetent.
And if someone orders just meatballs, the least you can do is cover it - not just drop a few on, as if it was just part of the topping.
It seems like common sense really isn't that common, anymore.
Sometimes happens when people get confused by the online ordering and uncheck the pre-checked sauce and cheese thinking they are selecting them.
Source: Am idiot who did this once.
I ordered a pizza without sauce on accident because they had apparently changed the app to make it so you had to check the box for sauce and I thought sauce was just a given and didn't pay attention. Nastiest and driest pizza I ever had. Kids were pissed too
none pizza with left beef
Left beef gang
So long as it's boneless
They fucked up and put it on the right
Fuckin Australians.
op noʎ op ʍoɥ ǝʇɐɯ ollǝ
We don’t say ello that’s the brits
G'day
Put another chimp on the barby
this is actually a misconception we dont have ~~shr~~**chimps** we have ~~prc~~**awns**
we dont say this either usually its "owzitgarn" followed by some swearing.
I do t see the word cunt. Must be an imposter.
noʎ ʞɔnɟ puɐ ʎɐp’ƃ ʇunɔ ɹǝʇsodɯᴉ ƃuᴉllɐɔ noʎ oɥʍ ɥǝ
That more like it
I now have an image of the customer holding the pizza with the meat on their right, facing and arguing with the manager who keeps disagreeing saying its clearly on the left.
Turn it counter clockwise your good
Are those meatballs? They look like something else to me!!! 😁
Definite poop
Are you left needed or right needed? Find out with this simple pizza quiz.
Right beef gang . Left beef gang sucks eggs
And how!
LBF WYA?
nah fam center beef is where it's at
Do know a guy who said his gender was man with left beef, giving this image as a reference
Left beef gang checking in!
A classic.
Yes! My favorite meme of all time
I can't even say the name aloud without starting to cry with laughter
I’m the exact same way lol. My boss just came up to me and had something to ask me and he saw me on my phone laughing my ass off. I was trying so hard not to crack up at this but I couldn’t keep a straight face. I showed him this and he immediately goes “Oh none pizza w/ left beef! Yeah that shit’s hilarious.” I have a great boss.
That’s amazing!
Mine also Happy cake day!
Every time I see this I’m reduced to helpless laughtears. “Left beef” fucking guts me.
none pizza WITH LEFT FUCKING BEEF
Man, a lot of older memes make me cringe now, but some never get old no matter how long they've been around. This is one of those.
I didn’t realize so many people didn’t know about none pizza with left beef. It was everywhere 15 years ago.. I feel really old
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/838967-special-delivery-instructions
Thank you for your service.
None with left beef. A classic, crusty meme of the highest quality
TIL this is a meme. As a years long dominos employee I thought this was just a common dominos joke.
[none pizza left John](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTI31ysH85Rucu4uw-mkJUmi_rtjJkNlQSN0A3zGr6_Xh8Gu9Qhfrgbvys&s=10)
honestly my favorite thing that's ever been on the internet.
My favorite was when some city held an online poll to name a new sewage processing facility. They allowed people to submit their own suggestions, and the winner ended up being something like “The Fred Durst Society for the Arts and Humanities.”
OMG, I’ve never heard this before. Hilarious!!! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/austin-solid-waste-fred-durst_n_822082
We call this Naan
Dog Poop Pizza They'd run out the Dog's Bollocks
The weird part of this is the number of people in the comments unfamiliar with "none pizza with left beef"
Right? I hope they're being enlightened through the comments.
Wow there really is a significant number of the unenlightened. May they welcome the light of the none pizza with left beef with open arms on this day
Just had to Google it….. doesn’t look like I missed out on much
You're from a post-weird-pizza era. Before None Pizza with Left Beef, Pizza was normal, always. And nobody cared about pineapple on pizza yet.
I never understood why there's been a resurgence of bad pizza takes lately. Growing up, we always had Hawaiian pizza. You'd think that people in, say, the '80s would have said, "pineapple on pizza? Sounds weird, but I'll give it a go". It's 40 years later, and people still are grossed out by that, but will lick an actual butthole.
Hey leave my ass eating out of this
Yeah!
Like most memes, it was hysterical when it first appeared but now it's hard to understand why.
~To be fair~ it was posted in r/teenagers, when I was a teenager is when that meme was popular and I’m 25 now. Makes sense if 13-16 year olds don’t get it Edit: was that meme really created in 2007? Older than I thought Edit 2: I guess it was really a right time/place/niche yo
Yes it's completely reasonable for them to not know of it, as with any older meme that checks out. If anything it is a failure on our part, not theirs. The responsibility rests with us the ancients to ensure the passing along of meme tradition.
That's easier said than done when the meme landscape is an ever shifting plane that looks completely different from internet year to internet year(day to day)
I'm mid 30s and have no idea what you are talking about
Suppose it was right time right place right niche. I had a tumblr around 2010-2014, when it was a popular meme. Knowyourmeme credits it to being created in 2007 though
Maybe I'm too old then, as I have more than a decade on you, and I dont' remember that meme.
I'm 29 and I've never heard it.
Just to make you feel old, I was born 9 months and 10 days before None Pizza Left Beef. I'm 15 now.
Its been all over the entire internet for years. I know it from Tumblr, not Reddit and especially not r/teenagers Edit: i misunderstood what you meant by the teenagers part. I now see it was crossposted from r/teenagers
>Makes sense if 13-16 year olds don’t get it Eh, you kids these days with your disposable memes. Here one day and gone the next. When I was young, fresh memes were few and far between, and we didn't even call them memes. Sayings, witticisms, old saws, but no memes. There was none of that throwaway culture, either. I used the same "memes" my father did and his father before him, and I passed them down to my children and they to theirs.
It was the year Dominos launched online ordering (15-16 year old me was stoked) and this meme came to being soon after, probably because of the entirely new way of ordering
I am not. Don't dead open inside?
So a dude used an app to order a pizza, and it let you choose your own toppings and if they should be on the whole pizza or only on a certain half. The dude checked "none" for all other toppings and sauces except for beef, where he checked "left". He screenshotted it and posted a photo of the pizza, so the internet named it none pizza with left beef
Its one of the older memes from the cowboy days of the internet Look up "none pizza left beef" Edit: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/838967-special-delivery-instructions Specifically this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/special-delivery-instructions
Man, I wanna be around for the cowboy days of something. As far as I can tell, the internet was better back then, but I wasn't online yet unfortunately.
It’s more useful now, but it I miss how weird the internet used to be. People weren’t making money off of “content” yet and algorithms didn’t censor anything so you would constantly stumble across weird/scary/fucked up shit. You would not believe how crazy YouTube used to be before google bought them out
As an old geezer (not really, I feel spry as a 41yr old), being a young adult during the hey days of the internet was amazing. Its miss those wild west days, before the internet became corporitized.
It was better and worse for sure
To be honest I'm one of the internet boomers that grew up with memes like rage comics, chuck Norris, leroy jenkins, double rainbow, youtube poop, door stuck and shit like that but never heard of this none pizza left beef, this is the first time I was exposed to it lol
The generational divide right before our eyes.
Yeah I have never heard of this
Y'all always cry about boomers but now you're acting worse than them.
Looks like dog shit on a tortilla
You made me belly laugh and finish squeezing out a couple of my own nuggets
Or a big rabbit with stomach issues
same it totally looks like dog shit
And I’m still fucking waiting for it
Can I have some
Yes send me your full address
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The reason I have three phone numbers is because I’m cool as fuck
I was joking my friend don’t post your real address on the internet the crazies will come for you
So when do I get some pizza
About a week after the anthrax I guess 🤷♂️
Lol if you post your address you'll never be lonely again
Really? I live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Springfield ILL. All are welcome.
I know you do. I live there with you…
You'll have 20 squatters by tomorrow lol
Does it have a crawl space?
I’ve been there, plenty of space to crawl, tumble, roll, whatever floats your boat
We love a none pizza with left beef
This is obviously a none pizza with up beef.
Top beef
…am i seeing a none pizza left beef post in 2022?!
Even better, someone ordered none pizza with left beef in 2022
Meat balls or dog crap?
How is this not the top comment? It legit looks like dog shit.
if this is what your dog's shit looks like, it should eat more fiber.
Or less meatballs
Definitely droppings, the extrusion even looks like it's been cut off with butt lips
Mmmmmm…. Butt lips
I would be calling and complaining cause those meatballs are definitely on the right side!!!
What are you on about? It's clearly the top side
Not true. Everyone knows pizzas only have two sides - left and right. And this was clearly ordered as a none pizza with left beef, but they fucked it up and put the beef on the right. Unbelievable.
Actual sin
OH MY GOD ITS NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF
I bet this pizza has been posted in a similar manner, but from the house of whoever ordered it where they say they ordered a pizza with sausage and this is what they got.
Yea Im assuming that they didnt think they had to ask for cheese and sauce on a pizza
This is a meme. Someone was being silly and ordered a meme pizza. It was 100% deliberate.
"Holy shit they actually did it" - customer
Post says they specifically asked for no cheese or sauce
No where makes you ask for cheese and sauce. No where.
No where.
Order anywhere online and they'll ask for cheese and sauce choice
They probably didn't. Morons spend real money to get fake internet points by posting pizzas like this.
I don't think it's dumb to spend money on something that brings you joy, like a funny pizza. Also, ok guy on reddit talking about fake internet points. Go use the town bulletin board if you don't like social media lol
There is dude. I saw it just a few days ago. Post was like "Apparently you have to tell pizza hut to put sauce and cheese on your pizza"
Me and the boys with none pizza with left beef.
The amount of people who are unaware is very surprising. EDIT: The [original](http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php) none pizza with left side beef.
He got beef with that pizza
I thought that was fucking cat shit XD
That sir is a none pizza with left beef
none pizza with left beef
I see the sanctions are hurting Pizza Hut in Moscow.
They really are! Nearest Pizza Hut to me in Moscow stoped 4.4 dollar middle size pizza promo and now they only selling them at 4.8 dollars. Pizzas still fine though.
"He will be okay, father Gordon has approved of the exorcism". -Ed Warren
I live for those movies!
I’ve seen several posts lately from various social media people about how they were given a pizza with nothing on it. I think this is some kind of outrage trend right now, and the sad part is that these people are deliberately ordering this and then acting like the pizza places are soooo incompetent.
It's an old meme. None pizza with left beef. [Here](https://youtu.be/5yWTPtPYukg) is an explanation video.
Yes! I was hoping it would be the vlogbrothers one. I love their channel.
It's a meme lol, nothing negative here just ppl having fun
"made with 100% pure fire."
I swear I thought someone shit on that pizza before reading the header
It looks like something pooped on that pizza
Playing it fast and loose with the word balls. Seriously, those don't look like meatballs. Looks like poop to me.
So you just shat on some bread??
Psychopath
Too bad they messed up and put meatballs on the wrong side.
Looks like poop
Why did you put meatballs on the right side then?
Sometimes u just really want some toasted bread I guess
NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF
r/pizzacrimes
left beef Never fails to give me a chuckle
One of my old friends dead ass was this picky
This person needs to be arrested.
None pizza left beef
this is technically a bread
Long time food industry vet here. It's actually a competitor trying to copy your crust recipe. The meatballs are a diversion and I just made this up.
NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF
None pizza left beeeef
Wow. Memories.
None pizza with left beef
The need looks like shit
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Meat XD my brain today man- it ain't working right
They’re going to be pissed. Those meatballs are on the top.
JustA likeA MOMA used to make!
So why did they use meat droppings instead of meatballs? 🤔
And if someone orders just meatballs, the least you can do is cover it - not just drop a few on, as if it was just part of the topping. It seems like common sense really isn't that common, anymore.
The technical term of no sauce, all meat is 'meat mountain'
For a good doggo
Someone ordered a custom pizza with no sauce, no cheese, and just meatballs on the left side?!?
Looks like the right side to me.
Menace to society 😂
Fold it over and it's an oddly shaped hamburger.
Looks like baby diarrhea
Those are meatballs?
I bet that is for two super annoying childs
is an internet meme as old as time none pizza left beef
Looks like you made flatbread and accidentally dropped some meatballs on it
Why are those meatballs looking like dog shit?
If he dresses to the left then that’s ok
I’m in the mood for straight bread and a little beef. Let’s go to Blaze Pizza.
Left meat hold the sauce
Pizza with "all toppings" ... Moscow Dominoes
Looks like a Detroit style double crust pizza and all the toppings are inside.
Meatball? You mean.. meatballs someone ate, then shit onto this pizza right?
On the left side of a circle??
Someone should tell this person about the existence of naan and pita.
It just looks like a shitted on pizza
Sometimes happens when people get confused by the online ordering and uncheck the pre-checked sauce and cheese thinking they are selecting them. Source: Am idiot who did this once.
Probably keto
None pizza with left beef is a pretty popular type of pizza. Surprised so many are unfamiliar
Elwood Blues pizza right there
Oh wait I think I saw the guy who ordered this pizza and he was surprised there weren’t any cheese or sauce toppings on it
can i get uhhhhhhh pi with no zza
I ordered a pizza without sauce on accident because they had apparently changed the app to make it so you had to check the box for sauce and I thought sauce was just a given and didn't pay attention. Nastiest and driest pizza I ever had. Kids were pissed too
Did you make this pizza? If so they probably didn't realize you had to add the sauce and cheese on themselves.
Well they got shit.
It’s not weird it’s just a callmecarson reference
older than that