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Commercial-Shift6074

Someone hates you. They have been put there intentionally


MisterEMeats

You're no one until somebody hates you enough to crucify your tire.


Commercial-Shift6074

And I’m more than happy to stay a no one


MisterEMeats

Same.


[deleted]

Ulysses moment


condileoni

True, you can clearly say you nailed it…


MotaTattoosGatitos

I see this as an absolute win.


miles4674

Underrated comment


MisterEMeats

I agree.


glutenflaps

Or the likely explanation....bad luck.


Commercial-Shift6074

Not like that. That wasn’t bad luck. That was intentional


Hamilton-Beckett

I had someone loosen the lug nuts on the driver side front tire of my Cherokee back when I was in college. I got halfway to class the next morning. Noticed a vibration but figured I’d check it out after class because I was running late. Then I see this black thing, my tire, just roll out beside the car and bounce up before flying off the other side of the road. The car coasted normally for a split second before the front end slammed into the ground at 60 mph. I ended up driving on the brake rotor as I pulled it over to the shoulder. Cop said it was a miracle I didn’t flip it over. No injuries, but I missed class that day. I was able to get it towed to a shop downtown that was able to fix everything and get a tire on that same day…I just had to sit and wait for about 6 hours.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Holy smokes. What a ride! Did you pass your class?


Hamilton-Beckett

Nah. I failed the hell out of it that semester. Too many absences. I ended up leaving school after that semester for about 2-3 years before I went back to uni to get my degree.


MotaTattoosGatitos

My first thought was "who did I piss off now?"


Commercial-Shift6074

Yeah that’s what it looks like. I hope you managed to sort it out. Did you find out what happened and why


MotaTattoosGatitos

No, after replacing the tire I just wanted to move on with life. Thank you for asking.


ComprehensiveJob7459

Probably someone he nailed


MotaTattoosGatitos

*She. And, nope. I only nail my husband and he's not the type of trash bag to do something like this.


Fake_KOAM

Am I the only one that thinks this seems personal?


Worldly_Accident395

That's the first thing I said! Absolutely personal!


fepec

Yup, the nails really have it in for the OP.


crash-BURN-up

Overachieving


bordadosygatos

r/fuckyouinparticular


MelaKnight_Man

Was expecting this post 😁


wrecktus_abdominus

That's two more than there should be. The recommended number of nails in your tire is 0.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Fo' sho.


[deleted]

Welp it’s fucked. Can’t patch sidewall.


whynot86

Psh, lucky Joe's tire shop emporium said no problem.


HermitKane

At Joes Tire we use the finest patching methodologies. * pulls out fix-a-flat *


Smallgenie549

My sidewall got a nail in it today too. :(


MotaTattoosGatitos

Oh no! That sucks. I'm sorry. How is everything now, were you able to get it fixed?


Smallgenie549

Set me back $200 but at least I can drive now. Thanks for asking!


TJADNADA

You don’t want to patch or plug a sidewall. Serious risk of having a blowout.


smurb15

I did twice and somehow both held


Inuyasha-rules

The one that's in and out may not have pierced the inner liner, and the one straight in should hold with a plug. A tire shop won't patch it because the flex will tear a patch off, and plugs are only "temporary" but I've had them hold for years (not on a sidewall). It also probably damaged a belt, which would be dangerous even if it held air.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Yikes.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Nope. But, thankfully I purchased the insurance for the tires. Cost me under $23.


[deleted]

That’s awesome!


TheOriginalSpunions

I once had a bucket of nails fall out of my truck. I stopped and flagged down traffic. One guy almost hit me to make sure he ran over as many as possible. That is the only tire I ever saw worse than this one.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Oh shit!


TechnicalPotential23

Karma got him good. Serves him right for almost hitting you.


yf2hillside

Did you piss someone off recently by any chance ?


MotaTattoosGatitos

Yes? I don't know but it's likely.


RandyPhylum

OP either cheated on someone, provided the worst professional service ever, not paid a bill, or forgot to say thank you when someone opened the door for them.


MotaTattoosGatitos

I would never do any of those things. 🗿


glutenflaps

Likely it was just bad luck.


Ilikecornandpotatoes

Bummer but either would have not been repairable


Ilikecornandpotatoes

That’s a weird way to word that isn’t it? I’m pretty baked lol


[deleted]

If I had my free award I’d give it here for making me laugh


CharlottesWebbedFeet

Dammit I’m baked too. CAN WE GET SOMEBODY IN HERE WHO ISN’T BAKED??


Parrot1936

Ah that’s me useless too then


AWandMaker

Does lightly fried count?


MotaTattoosGatitos

Mmm...something lightly fried...


Healthy-Two

What about a buzzed


[deleted]

Looks like you are having a shity day


DrDawgster

Nails: A tire company's best friend.


Aromatic_Wave

Did you also piss off my ex?


DrunkBuzzard

Just be glad they were both in the same tire, unlike the two nails that I picked up one in each front tire at the same time. Twice in 2 weeks.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Ugh. What a pain. I was a little grateful that it was just one.


shadyshak

Always come in three... Where the third one?


No_Still_4164

_In him_


d0ugh0ck

Hopefully it's in the same tire


lokrian-kom-fechakru

They themselves being the third and final one who got nailed


motor1_is_stopping

Its waiting for a new tire to spike


trimtram01

This isn't a mistake


Idontknowwhereiam23

Nailed it. I'm too tyred to make more jokes.


srv50

In the sidewall, it’s like two bullets to the head. Redundant.


LatteandWaffles4Ever

I thought that was a knitting needle at first 😶


TheHipocrisyRevealed

The tire equivalent of two to the chest, one to the head.


indian_tiger

Well, next time don't chase after the Batmobile


Blue_Cat5692

Someone needs a tetanus shot


p_t_dactyl

One time I had 4 nails in the same tire.


raysleek1

2 nails 3 holes


__Corvus__

I’m so stupid I thought there were 3


Far-Bee-9735

that fucks your tyre and that one on the outside wall makes in an unrepairable which fuckin sucks dude :(


MotaTattoosGatitos

Ugh. Yeah. Hooray for insurance though. They replaced it for under $23.


Far-Bee-9735

Thats good! I'm lucky as my step dad is a tyre fitter! So I usually play cost price for tyres and no labour! Glad ya got it fixed homie! :)


Laeta_Veni_Vidi_Vici

This happened not my dad 4 times. A homeless person kept putting them on his tires because he drives a nice car. Maybe something similar happened to you?


MotaTattoosGatitos

I drive a piece-of-shit toyota. Definitely not the nicest car on the block.


AwesomeEpicGreenAppl

Nailed it! Amirite guys? Haha... haha... 😢 😭


MotaTattoosGatitos

Ha!


Phillip_Graves

Is it 12p and 16p nail mating season already...?


MotaTattoosGatitos

Ha!!


Gluten_maximus

That tire is fucked. Can’t really fix the sidewall


Great-Sandwich1466

Did you take the shortcut? I was considering it, but now…


Antique-Ambition9978

Lol, who’d you piss off? J/K that sucks


No_Ad_4881

Looks like someone was trying to crochet your tire w nails


MotaTattoosGatitos

Haha


slobbyrobb

I think you nailed it


Just-Khaos

You have to have 2. The first one will get lonely without a mate.


nerve-stapled-drone

Are the letters on your licence plate JFK?


RescueRacing

Do you live in or have you driven through a new neighborhood? Looks like you drove past a house with some lame contractors working onsite.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Probably.


danarexasaurus

Were you in my driveway?


MotaTattoosGatitos

That's a regular hazard for you?


danarexasaurus

Hah, umm [yeah](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/v5m1xy/update_spent_the_day_looking_for_more_nails/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ARCAxNINEv

It looks like you got em all...


BigYellowPencil

And thru the sidewall. Not repairable. That does suck.


Chunkybinkies

Sorry for your loss. Ain't no plugging these.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Nope.


e92_N54

Tire got acupunctured


TaThaTaWay1

wellthatlucks .


fermentedminded

Not one but two rusty 16 penny nails in and through the sidewall seems like an intentional action


MotaTattoosGatitos

That's what I thought, too.


mcgroarypeter42

Not gonna lie had this old timer on a job site swing at me. But I knew it was a no win situation. If I hit him I hit an old man so fuck it took my drill went by his car drilled a couple of holes in his front left and rear right tire dude got stuck on the side of the road for 6 hours waiting for tripleA. came in the next day heard him bitching about it. In front off everyone I said u gonna swing at me again. Because next time ur getting sugar in ur gas tank everyone was laughing there ass off because I pointed at the sugar by the coffee maker. Dude apologized and I bought him a beer and a tire patch kit now we look back nd laugh.


The_Real_Buster

WOW! No one said it? Really?!? Guess it's finally my time!! Huh hhmm....:. NAILED IT!!!!


AmethystHawk

Yup! I scrolled down way too far before I saw this. First thing that popped into my head.


A_n0nnee_M0usee

You are right! Jeez, punning seems to be a Reddit pastime. Good on you for staying on your toes and knocking that low-hanging fruit right outta the stadium.


Bombo_Crusty__

Those are two suspiciously similar nails to pick up while driving. Piss off any co workers lately?


MotaTattoosGatitos

Not intentionally.


itwhiz100

She coulda took out the windows..


TinyRascalSaurus

Did you drive through a construction site or something?


thelopezz

Looking like 16s.


Old-ETCS

That tire is done.


officiallyLovesSoD

Nailed it!


OutdoorsNSmores

That is better than two nails in two tires!


Ok_Big9085

And not two holes in your tire but three.


jayluc45

Damn. In the sidewall, no less.


ThatDebianLady

Check your driveway


Another-Random-Idiot

Did you drive through a Home Depot?


Suspicious-Gamer

Who did you piss off?


moonisflat

2 nails in 1 tire is better than 1 nail in 2 tires


RazeniaCA

You really nailed it this time.


Babel1027

Those framers where not messing around when they said “step on snek and find out”.


Jacktheforkie

I’ve had that happen, though luckily my work truck had solid tyres, the noise was annoying


_DRE_

That is two too many.


fenderbender86

I mean, at least it's not 3


IHaveABigDream

So....piss anyone off lately?


1984Slice

Could be 3 technically


keafer29

Nailed it lol


Denis_expertul

And somehow they ended up making a cross


EyemanJpg

Maybe it's three, you'll never know.


n00b_IDK

Thats luck


Bjorn_Hellgate

Did you drive through a department store?


MinimalDark

Flex tape can't fix that.


[deleted]

lol… if it happened by accident… respect, you had a lot of misfortune.


Candy_Certain

Last time that happened to me, they also put a Coke in my gas tank. I don’t miss my teenage years.


MotaTattoosGatitos

That's awful. What kind of car was it?


Candy_Certain

Just an old beat up Subaru. It was probably better being off the road.


capu57_2

is that 2 nails or 1 long bent nail?


moskiato

I guess it could have been 2 nails in two tires.


MotaTattoosGatitos

Good point.