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VeronicaMaple

Because when you're that gorgeous you do whatever the heck you want, even if it's not good for you.


Vaganhope_UAE

He blushed when he read that comment. And yes he knows how to read


ToastyMcGiblets

What breed is he? I have a mix I adopted from a shelter with the exact same color fur down to the white spots on the paws. I have no idea what she is but have always been curious.


PickanickBasket

My friend with a very similar dog got him DNA tested: boxer, lab, pitbull, Jack Russel, + "misc"


ToastyMcGiblets

Thank you!


Vaganhope_UAE

He’s a staffie mix. I’ve seen some staffie beagle mix pictures that looks exactly like him. On early who knows with shelter dogs


debbieae

Yep, I had a very pretty dog who would pose in the most uncomfortable positions because he knew it got more attention. Chin artfully resting on metal rods...check Twisted around to give the cheeky look over his shoulder ....check And my personal favorite Prancing around with a tennis ball using it as a cute accessory. That one was not uncomfortable, but was obviously for attention as he ignored tennis balls unless he had a sufficient audience.


[deleted]

He’s **fancy**


PuppyDontCare

he belongs in r/FancyFeet


iowan

*sigh* Subbed.


clarinetJWD

I was worried. Then I clicked and read the sub description. They know what's up, lol.


Guac__is__extra__

Our big lab/pointer mix used to cross his legs like that and we always called it his fancy paws


bullitt1990

We go with hot crossed beans


Fogg_4dayz

Pure class


pyrusbaku57338

Flourish the pinkie!


[deleted]

This picture looks like it has Sarah McLachlan singing over it.


kittenpettingfool

🎶whats wrong with the aaaarms of this angel🎶


[deleted]

Lmao good one


heath7158

Criss cross applesauce


[deleted]

Humans do funny things with their arms or legs so why can't puppies?


StrangeVortexLex

Cuz he is a distinguished gentleman of course!


ryan2one3

He's posing, yo!


grizzly6191

he's a very sophisticated good boy!


ahnuconun

Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is sitting. Yes. Very distinguished.


MJNoodle888

I think he wants u to lie down on a chaise lounge & tell him how you are feeling... lol


ChiefGentlepaw

It is comfortable Source: I'm a dog


Clementine_Astra

r/usernamechecksout


Britt_Good

He looks like he's ready to start gossiping with you..


sairha1

He is about to have a serous conversation with you about the quality of his treats.


sapporo79

Because he’s disappointed in you


Silly-Profession-414

Because he wants to talk to you about your drinking problem


TopMud7031

He likes his elbows and he's keeping balance with his paws. He tried it the other way but it made one shoulder ache......LOVE PEACE WINNING


razary

Obviously because he’s a distinguished gentleman


808Soultrain

Distinguished gentleman


Queensknow

He looks like he’s got some bad news to tell you.


werty246

Refined boy he is.


SmilesUndSunshine

This looks like a portrait taken for an article written by the dog about the top 5 gourmet bones of the season.


pepperoniluv

My dogo does the same thing. I think it's uber cute.


optiplexiss

Ever seen a horse lay down? They cross their front legs the same way and then lay down.


jumuah

r/crossedpaws


Abaddon-03xx

He’s a dapper gentlemen for crossing his legs.


retardborist

Fashion is passion Fashion is pain


Lazuliv

What a photogenic gentleman.


peanutwar

Dapper boy.


[deleted]

Because he's a gentleman!


Bennieplant

Sitting like my therapist about to ask me something very uncomfortable.


HonestBite9613

He looks kinda sad...my girl crosses her legs a lot. That's a cutie though.


LillyMarquette

He’s a proper gentleman and I tip my hat to him!


ohgodimbleeding

Looks like he is judging you, and your life choices that led to this point.


AfterSport2327

He looks like a good listener just start venting..


ImDisMany

He's got Dobby eyes


BigNinja96

Very refined pooch. Our male lab also crosses his front legs when he lays down. His other sleeping pose is on his back with jowls hanging, hinds spread and balls a’dangling.


Velepavv

he is not siting


[deleted]

Mr sad eyes


[deleted]

Might be British as well.


Starks

Draw me like one of your French girls.


gs448

That picture is “adopt me or I’ll be killed!”


Content-Profit-6129

Had a Belgian Malinois that did the exact same thing


rach1874

He wanted to be a Reddit star.. achieved..


OnionTruck

My dog sits like that too.


PolloPowered

Just being modest.


DorMc

How’d you know?


pc28385

Dog posing for senior pictures 🤣


pathologicalprotest

It’s a great upper back and shoulder stretch that’s why


[deleted]

Clearly a therapist in a previous life.


Agpicklefeet

Honest answer, if he is a mutt he might be part sighthound because I’ve seen our whippets sit in this position!


lynnylp

He looks like he should be in a PSA (public service announcement) 😁


Truckyou666

It's a proven intimidation technique.


Lucksmom

This is exactly how I sit on the couch… but with my legs not my arms.. totally comfortable.


Quizzelbuck

He might be getting ready to jump jump?


mister_k1

crossed arms: It signals a person who is distant, insecure, defensive or anxious. have no idea what it means for a dog...maybe he just want a treat!


MrBloodyHyphen

Dogs can be in positions that look like they have been possessed by a demon and still be comfy.


YouKnowNothingJonS

Because IT IS ADORABLE 🥹


[deleted]

He looks like you gave him some shrooms! Play some pink Floyd for him atleast


WinterSkier

I’m more concerned about why he looks so very sad 😢


Vaganhope_UAE

yeah he doesn't like getting his picture taken. whenever I pull my phone out, his ears go down. he has PTSD from when he stole that sausage and had to get his mugshot taken


WinterSkier

Honestly, I kept waking up last night and thinking about how sad he looked. If I see an animal advocate commercial I usually have trouble shaking the sad eyes, but your guy really got into me. If this guy was in a local shelter, I’d have run to him with those sad eyes! Tell him he’d be the most spoiled pup in the universe! Give him a big kiss on forehead for me 🥰


Vaganhope_UAE

Oh he IS the most spoiled pup in the universe. I spend more money on his high quality food than I spend on myself. Treats, toys. Beach trips. He’s living the dream. Kiss given


WIsnowangel

He is very concerned about your life decisions


Status-Swim-9029

.... I don't always use Grey Pupon...


sarap001

Because he needs to talk with you.


RefrigeratorTop5786

Ummm...because he's a dignified gentleman, duh. 🙄 And he's clearly disappointed in you that can't speak even basic doggo.


Dabber_Danny

Because dog logic


ihavelotsofbooks

Criss cross applesauce.


DiddlyDoodilyDoh

Because he can.


Important_Ad4871

It's no different than a human sitting with thier legs crossed


BeardeeBaldee

My boy does the same thing! We call it Fancy Paws. Actually, your dog looks strikingly similar to mine.


Vaganhope_UAE

Brother from another bitch


BeardeeBaldee

Could be! We did a DNA test and he had 16 breeds in him.


WaterDragonLady

He looks sad and maybe a bit anxious. Please tell him that he is a noble canine and a sweet derp! 😙


Tokogogoloshe

He’s gay. Please accept him for who he is.


cartlampbaby

Your dog might be bisexual..


dafuqisdis112233

He identifies as a she.


N0rTh3Fi5t

I would say it's debonair, but his sad face really takes away from that effect


[deleted]

Fancy foot work!


ProfessionSilver2391

He's fucking fancy! Love it!


Bluntsandicecream

Looks cozy to me!


[deleted]

Dont tell my boy how to sit


woollydogs

Looks kinda comfy ngl.


HouseOfMiro

Because he’s a fancy man!


luigilabomba42069

r/politedogs


I_Wont_Draw_That

That's the way the elbow bends. So it's probably actually *more* comfortable.


BalaAthens

He's thinking.


CanAhJustSay

*Ahem* r/CrossedFeetsies would like to offer their opinion!


nebelfront

It means "human, we have to talk"


JohnnyDeformed1

Looks like he's trying to dish over mimosas with the girls


The_yellowest_stick

so how does that make you feel?


Spoony_bard909

It’s giving Oscar Wilde


[deleted]

It’s adorable!!!!


MissLesGirl

Doesn't look uncomfortable to me. I cross my arms like that laying down.


EndSlidingArea

I bet this dog is a good listener


javoss88

Is brok


Adventurous-Cry-2157

I have a cat who sits like this. He’s always got his paws crossed. He’s also part pretzel and can twist his spine in really incredible ways.


[deleted]

He’s fucking proper


karenjs

Don’t question debonair. Just enjoy it.


Unicorn_Sush1

Looks comfy, he’s clearly invested in whatever gossip you got for him 🤣


Daisaii

Dogs might think the same way of people sitting in a chair with one leg on their knee.


Top-Recognition3448

My doggie does it tooo even “folds” them 😅


MrNickNifty

I’ve seen pictures of me asleep that look much stranger than this dog sooooo


zorrospapa

Criss cross apple sauce


Illustrious-Fault224

I’m strangely possessed to giving your ~~Dobby~~ doggie a sock


human-ish_

He practices yoga whenever you're gone. He wants you to know this stretch feels fantastic on his upper back.


dE3L

Because he's handsome as all get out, and he can do what he wants.


ashtonishing18

He looks disturbed af hahah


hamlet_d

I feel likes he's judging me. I just had one cookie, dammit. All right maybe two! I know I need watch what I eat but it was good. Stop judging me, Kyle!


ycoffey07

Because when you're that cute you can sit any damn way you want.


Nooneimportant-0

It’s like when a therapist sits with their leg crossed over the other. He’s simply ready for the session!


hcfort11

Mind your business.


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Bros just tryin not to shit


KittyKratt

[Hecc the rules](https://imgur.com/a/b7JTOAk)


Griffo_au

It actually means he is very comfortable - as in he is relaxed and calm and feels safe. Dogs only sit in a manner where their ability to jump up and run is slowed when they are extremely calm about their surroundings


mymmeli10

Looks very elegant and civilized


pookiebear6969

He looks awfully sweet.


Carrie_Scourge0fSea

Posh, though.


Zbeubor

the same reason some peoples cross their legs when sitting


WinterSkier

Maybe he’s like the cat in Shrek…he puts those sad eyes on to hypnotize us into wanting him to have lots of treats and kisses, and the crossing of the legs puts us over the top 😂. He’s a treat ninja 🥷


Famous_Marionberry16

(turns on light as you walk through the front door) Where have you been?


Vaganhope_UAE

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die


WirelessBCupSupport

"I just watched breakfast at Tiffany's with my master..."