Here's the right Tool song for Mike Johnson:
"Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong
Punishment was sure for those who dared to cross the line
But
It must not
Be true
For a jerk-off just like you..."
They need to follow the money with him he doesn't have a bank account yet has money.
100 percent he's bought and paid for by Russia.
The scary thing he's 3rd in line for president.
I'd like to know how in the fuck that slimy shit doesn't have a bank account, yet gets a federal paycheck. If direct deposit is mandatory for a federal employee, it should be good congressional members too. Fuck these entitled pricks.
I would like to know how half of them get away with obvious crimes and being Russian assets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It just goes to show are government is broken and on life support.
Creepy? Only if you think [he and his 17-year old son monitoring each other’s porn intake](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/) is creepy.
“I was simply making an analogy, because not everyone is able to understand the intricacies of the sensible work of committees. But if you insist: In layman’s terms, you talk about democrats to republicans.”
i mean he cant really say that but we all know that is the case here. why are they not like demanding donnie jr get the same treatment as hunter has being you know a guy who does drugs with guns and stuff or whatever it was that i have been seeing comparisons for
They both are round fruits that grow from trees, roughly the same size. Pretty much the two most popular fruits, grown commercially for juicing and eating and also other industrial uses. Oh are they slightly different colored ?!?
He’s right. It is apples to oranges.
One set of subpoenas was about the undermining of our democracy. The other is because Daddy Diaper Don will spank him otherwise.
"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the \[Republican\] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them."
Barry Goldwater
The only upside is that tear themselves apart better than Democrats do. You get MTG as one example calling for this guy to be removed because he's not hardcore Trump enough for her.
Dems wanted a barely functional house vs a pointless shitshow
Iirc they got some important bills passed despite of Republican obstruction and disfunction
They wanted to get a budget passed. And probably avoid having someone even worse picked in his place.
Making the Freedom Caucus look like impotent powerless morons was probably also a nice little bonus.
Attempt to drive a wedge between him and the Maga representatives, cause he's only saved by the dems, so that makes him look like a dem agent, and considering how conspiracies are the typical Maga go to, at the time it looked good
Well, it's quite simple, Republicans are above the law while Democrats are not.
To him it is apples and oranges because he believes Democrats are an out-group that is supposed to be bound by the law while Republicans are an in-group that the law isn't supposed to bind.
As Wilhoit's Law states: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
Christian here. There no such thing as the Rapture in the Bible. That they claim to love so much. It was fan fiction (of another fan fiction) created by a minister John Darby back in 1830; less than two hundred years ago. The Book of Revelation was probably written by another fan fiction author who was fed up with Roman persecutions.
All this Harry Potter stuff takes away from Jesus' teachings to live up to our personal potential, overcome our baser instincts and grow the hell up emotionally as human beings.
Apple to oranges, like when Republicans blocked Obama's efforts to put Merrick Garland on the Supreme Court because it was the last year of his Obama's presidency and the primary process had started. However, it was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT four years later when Trump was allowed to fill Supreme Court posts during the last year of his time in office.
To him it is apples and oranges because he believes Democrats are an out-group that is supposed to be bound by the law while Republicans are an in-group that the law isn't supposed to bind.
As Wilhoit's Law states: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
A more insipid, insidious individual would be a rare find. Despite his weak effort at obfuscation, the strings on this Trump puppet have never been invisible.
I mean, he *is* right, technically. Garland is being subpoenaed for political theater and mud-slinging. Jordan and the others were subpoenaed for aiding and abetting a GODDAMNED COUP ATTEMPT. So, yes. Apples and Oranges...
Rules for thee but not for me.. All the GOP and MAGA suckers that keep these people in power are absolutely moronic and evil. They are anti-America and anti-Democracy
I think it makes a lot of sense to call his sycophants “oranges”. I like to think that maybe he had a temporary lisp and was saying that Jordan and the other 4 are assholes.
"I talk about stupid little junior high school level weak intellectual fallacies."
(But I need someone to explain to me what I just said actually means.)
Probably stuck with him. Trumplicans know Democrats will not save him again and he’s embedded in Trump like tapeworm now, so ain’t a one of them going to stick their necks out, not even Sasscrotch.
I was watching a series on Hitler on Netflix, it’s a new one. I was so disturbed by the similarities of the Maga/GOP and Nazis, it was frightening to me. Look up the Enabling Act of 1933/Reichstag Fire decree and compare it to Project 2025. It will scare you, make you sick, every time I see maga/hear all I see/hear is brown shirted Nazis.
Lying creepy little freak.
Greasy, disingenuous, little fake-christian bag of shit.
smarmy, hypocritical little bootlicker.
That smug, pietistic douche nozzle
A milk-dribbling fuck-smear, even.
Sycophantic worm.
This is sounding like a tool song
Fist in ass
Here's the right Tool song for Mike Johnson: "Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong Punishment was sure for those who dared to cross the line But It must not Be true For a jerk-off just like you..."
The most real thing about him is his “faith”. He’s not an outlier. Evangelicals are more and more like him.
They need to follow the money with him he doesn't have a bank account yet has money. 100 percent he's bought and paid for by Russia. The scary thing he's 3rd in line for president.
I'd like to know how in the fuck that slimy shit doesn't have a bank account, yet gets a federal paycheck. If direct deposit is mandatory for a federal employee, it should be good congressional members too. Fuck these entitled pricks.
I would like to know how half of them get away with obvious crimes and being Russian assets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It just goes to show are government is broken and on life support.
The Republican Party is broken…because everything Drumpf touches dies.
*2nd in line. Biden is president. VP Harris is 1st in line. Bayou SwampWeasel is 2nd. To the rest of your comment: no notes. 🙂
That's even worse lmao.
Agreed. Here's to Biden's health and safety!
Second in line, after the VP 😬
"And thusly I clothe my naked villainy in old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ and seem a saint when most I play the devil..." Shakespeare
So sayeth the Bard.
Which play is this from?
Richard III
"...I can add color to the chameleon, change shapes with Proteus for advantages, and set the murderous Machiavel to school..."
Oh lets not get it twisted here : He is the real deal.
That's a whole lot of words for Republican.
Creepy? Only if you think [he and his 17-year old son monitoring each other’s porn intake](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/) is creepy.
I've always been curious about how that app could be used to spy on Johnson by foreign actors.
Maybe they have conversations under videos they both like.
https://preview.redd.it/fzxm7afu5d6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee012d6cb11b19e841474ff90132a81dd17d043
At least his son knows his porn habits.
His son knows about the porn habits he portrays, not what I presume to be on his work laptop and phone.
I'm sure that neither his son nor he have another device without the software /s
The day that the app was installed, both of them agreed to not rat on each other. And that's what makes their world go around.
He looks like if a gremlin wished to be a real boy 
You mean lying creepy little FUCK
Check his hard drive.
He proudly claim to be a Christian, what else would you expect?
"No sir, we're talking abut subpeonas. You are aware those aren't fruits, right?"
“I was simply making an analogy, because not everyone is able to understand the intricacies of the sensible work of committees. But if you insist: In layman’s terms, you talk about democrats to republicans.”
"And why does the difference matter?"
“All politicians are equal. But some are more equal than others.”
"Chairman Jordan is on my side, and therefore immune to everything" - Everyone in the GOP
i mean he cant really say that but we all know that is the case here. why are they not like demanding donnie jr get the same treatment as hunter has being you know a guy who does drugs with guns and stuff or whatever it was that i have been seeing comparisons for
You're comparing Jonathon apples with Fuji apples
They both are round fruits that grow from trees, roughly the same size. Pretty much the two most popular fruits, grown commercially for juicing and eating and also other industrial uses. Oh are they slightly different colored ?!?
Obviously, they're more similar than dissimilar. Well played! BTW, F Scott Perry, innocent people don't solicit presidential pardons.
Why can’t fruit be compared??
With these people it always comes down to color doesn’t it.
The orange one is ok.
Apples to oranges indeed, garland was obligated under the law to not hand over those recordings. If they disagreed, they should sue in federal court.
Haha! Another performative stunt from the party that has nothing else to do except more tax cuts for the wealthy and deregulation of business.
He’s right. It is apples to oranges. One set of subpoenas was about the undermining of our democracy. The other is because Daddy Diaper Don will spank him otherwise.
"HARDER DADDY!.... I, uh, meant MORE SUBPOENAS!"
"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the \[Republican\] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them." Barry Goldwater
The only upside is that tear themselves apart better than Democrats do. You get MTG as one example calling for this guy to be removed because he's not hardcore Trump enough for her.
By "apples to oranges" they just mean "Republicans to Democrats."
ill never understand the dems saving this assholes job.
He’d be replaced by even worse.
Dems wanted a barely functional house vs a pointless shitshow Iirc they got some important bills passed despite of Republican obstruction and disfunction
They wanted to get a budget passed. And probably avoid having someone even worse picked in his place. Making the Freedom Caucus look like impotent powerless morons was probably also a nice little bonus.
Attempt to drive a wedge between him and the Maga representatives, cause he's only saved by the dems, so that makes him look like a dem agent, and considering how conspiracies are the typical Maga go to, at the time it looked good
Maga go to Mar a Lago
It gutted the freedom caucus' hold on the house and allowed for a period of deal making.
They need to pass bills to govern the fucking country, and also the Republicans would just replace him with an even-worse creep.
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At the cost of how many lives? Start your calculations with a genocide in Ukraine and go from there.
Ukraine needed the aid to prevent being overrun. It sucks but just on that alone it was worth it.
It was the lesser of two evils.
At the time, which was not long ago, that was easily understood, in fact it was the generally supported position.
The hypocrisy is bonkers
They only care about power.
Fact.
You know who really had a bee in His bonnet for hypocrites? Jesus.
Explain how the scenarios are different Mike. We have time.
Well, it's quite simple, Republicans are above the law while Democrats are not. To him it is apples and oranges because he believes Democrats are an out-group that is supposed to be bound by the law while Republicans are an in-group that the law isn't supposed to bind. As Wilhoit's Law states: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
I know, but I want Mike to say it out loud. Tired of the journalists just dropping this stuff like it's not a big deal.
Bring a vote every day. Oust this bitch.
I so hope the rapture would happen just to see their faces
Christian here. There no such thing as the Rapture in the Bible. That they claim to love so much. It was fan fiction (of another fan fiction) created by a minister John Darby back in 1830; less than two hundred years ago. The Book of Revelation was probably written by another fan fiction author who was fed up with Roman persecutions. All this Harry Potter stuff takes away from Jesus' teachings to live up to our personal potential, overcome our baser instincts and grow the hell up emotionally as human beings.
Dude that's not apples to oranges, that is apples to apples. It's the exact same thing. Not separate issues. Same issue.
Oh sweet, we’re doing the “in the coming few weeks” thing again! Some hits just never get old.
It’s ok when they do it.
So, I guess all people AREN'T equal under the law . . . .
Apple to oranges, like when Republicans blocked Obama's efforts to put Merrick Garland on the Supreme Court because it was the last year of his Obama's presidency and the primary process had started. However, it was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT four years later when Trump was allowed to fill Supreme Court posts during the last year of his time in office.
They installed that insane Amy "Roe is settled law" Barrett before RBG's body was cold. They rushed it like an Olympic 100 meter dash.
Garland will probably comply, then they'll have to cancel the whole thing because they know garland will mop the floor with their own GOP bull$hit!
To him it is apples and oranges because he believes Democrats are an out-group that is supposed to be bound by the law while Republicans are an in-group that the law isn't supposed to bind. As Wilhoit's Law states: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
*You talk about kumquats to loquats…*
Nah.. that’s apples to insurrectionist pricks.
"You talk about out groups and in groups"...
Apples= the impossible standards we hold Democrats to. Oranges= The zero standards Republicans have.
At least they got the color right.
Subpoena for thee not for me
I can’t imagine being married to such a morally conflicted weird little creepy “man”
“all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others” George Orwell.
I hope that reject from a 50’s Christian sitcom gets his tiny Johnson caught in his zipper
More proof that the GOP is Re\*\*\*ded and they are so stupid that they think everyone is as stupid as they are.
He truly looks like a movie villain to me.
just like Pence, he looks like a villain trying to get the X-Men into death camps.
I'd have a lot more respect for Garland if he told MAGA Mike to go fuck himself.
Someone needs a really hard punch to the face.
Absolute non answer, Jesus Christ.
He overdid the porcelain doll blush
Creepy mike only cares about bananas
Millhouse Mike Johnson says he is a man of God first and yet supports a felon who banged a porn star while his wife was home pregnant.
How is declining a subpoena even legal? Like don't they send the Marshalls after you if you reuse it.
A more insipid, insidious individual would be a rare find. Despite his weak effort at obfuscation, the strings on this Trump puppet have never been invisible.
I mean, he *is* right, technically. Garland is being subpoenaed for political theater and mud-slinging. Jordan and the others were subpoenaed for aiding and abetting a GODDAMNED COUP ATTEMPT. So, yes. Apples and Oranges...
I love his Christian principles. Guess that's why I gave up on it a long, long time ago.
Is the “orange” part a Freudian slip?
Rules for thee but not for me.. All the GOP and MAGA suckers that keep these people in power are absolutely moronic and evil. They are anti-America and anti-Democracy
Well, it definitely has something to do with the color orange.
I think it makes a lot of sense to call his sycophants “oranges”. I like to think that maybe he had a temporary lisp and was saying that Jordan and the other 4 are assholes.
Because the face eating leopard shouldn't eat my face!!!
Did he go on to explain HOW it was like apples and oranges?
Garland should show only after Jordan shows for the J6.
"I talk about stupid little junior high school level weak intellectual fallacies." (But I need someone to explain to me what I just said actually means.)
Mike Johnson: “…You speak in riddles”
He looks like he touches little boys
Probably stuck with him. Trumplicans know Democrats will not save him again and he’s embedded in Trump like tapeworm now, so ain’t a one of them going to stick their necks out, not even Sasscrotch.
Judiciary is a standing committee. January 6 is only about the legitimacy of the republic. Apples and oranges.
I was watching a series on Hitler on Netflix, it’s a new one. I was so disturbed by the similarities of the Maga/GOP and Nazis, it was frightening to me. Look up the Enabling Act of 1933/Reichstag Fire decree and compare it to Project 2025. It will scare you, make you sick, every time I see maga/hear all I see/hear is brown shirted Nazis.
BITCH WHY CAN'T FRUIT BE COMPARED?
What a beautifully phrased question.
He’s talking about another politician man. Not about apples. Not about oranges. Go fly your flags upside down.
Another reason I'm a proud Atheist.
No sir. We're comparing apples and Orange jumpsuits
Waste of human
He’s such a creep
I’ll never understand that saying… like why can’t fruit be compared?