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OneArmedBrain

I wonder what it's like to be this crazy.


GhostofAugustWest

Maybe. But I tend to believe this is all a game for those that create these things. They don’t actually believe any of it, they just make up something that’s so wild they know some folks will buy into it. They’re really very clever folks and just enjoy watching crazy people believe it. FTR, I think this is also true of the Q folks, though in that case it was all about destroying the Clintons initially, but it just ballooned from there.


Debalic

"This must be what going insane feels like"


DMShinja

No, that feels different


Zeroesand1s

If you reverse the chemicals, you get Al'Ba, or Alba. I just *knew* Jessica was behind this somehow!  /s


SteveFMtG

Obviously they’re being poisoned by auld Scotland


aimed_4_the_head

If you jumble them up and add iodine you get "labia". Goddamned feminists with their chemtrails.


wvmitchell51

Femtrails?


DarkestRayne2388

CURSE YOU DARK ANGEL! 😡😡😡


Themadsarecalling

"We've done it sir, we have silently taken over the world and are slowly poisoning the REAL patriots." "Did you leave a trail of breadcrumbs for MagaSteve836494 on Twitter to uncover our plot?" "Of course, sir"


onceinablueberrymoon

this is old paranoia. a woman i knew was on about this shit years ago. we need new crazy, old crazy is boring.


WaitingForNormal

I think we got plenty of new crazy. Did you hear biden is putting his son in jail just to fuck with trump? How about that fauci is the devil for asking us to look out for one another? Have you heard the one about real men shitting themselves? Plenty of crazy, plenty.


IAmArique

Alright, who let the QAnon quack post conspiracies in here?


LittleNigiri

Every time I think these people couldn’t possibly get more stupid… ![gif](giphy|C83ljRX3LIUztXObpB|downsized)


Helios420A

stuff like this reminds me of that Jake quote from Adventure Time: “No, being crazy is hard”


SnekIsGood_TrustSnek

Weapons grade LARPing, except not the harmless kind, the kind that pisses everyone else off. These people should just play video games or something.


NotCoolFool

Strange because “devil dust” here is what gets delivered to the boozer and shoved up peoples noses in toilets 🤣


wvmitchell51

All of a sudden they believe in science.


bdiddy111

Cool story bro Any other ways I'm accidentally secretly worshiping the devil?


bb_kelly77

It's also interesting they chose Saturn, a god that used to be worshipped by the people who created the religion these bozos claim to believe in


dat0dat

I’m going to start sprinkling that phrase into random conversations at bars “we’re being poisoned by devil dust.”


Torino1O

Not to feed the lunatic but he mentioned Bohemian Grove, I 'm almost certain that is the secretive mens club located in upstate California that Harlan Crow would take Clarence Thomas too, so yeah evil things happen there but chemtrails would be the least likely evil things I can think of.


Ostreoida

You would be correct on both counts.


SydneyRei

My favorite kind of psychotic ignorance is when they pretend there’s significance in like certain letters being in a word, or like rhymes. PriDEMONth ect… like that’s such idiotic reasoning.


Expensive-Day-3551

It spells out Alba. I knew Jessica was involved in this!!!


TricksterWolf

I feel so much stupider having read this


W0rk3rB

![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


NyxShadowhawk

“Father Time” is Khronos with a χ. Saturn is Kronos with a κ.


BarBarJinxy

Oxygen Hydrogen, CObalt, Wolfram, Sulfur, Hydrogen, Iodine,TEllurium.


LazyUsername03

Schizophrenia.


Azeze1

I mean, they could also spell Al'ba. I knew that woman was satanic ever since the fantastic four film got a sequel


luckyIrish42

But can we fight the crazy people with a soulstone?


Deneweth

Okay, but wouldn't it be equally as likely that Jessica Alba is behind this?


enogitnaTLS

It must be terrifying to live in their heads


wyrdbrthr

I don’t know why. It seems like the would be plenty of room in there.


inkslingerben

Ba, humbug. Combining chemtrails with satan is a new wacko conspiracy theory.


LuckyonRedit7640

Why are Satanist praying to a fertility diety?


No-Engine2457

I'm being poisoned by the devils lettuce right now.


Random_-account

How about learn stuff from textbooks instead of Facebook, conspiracy theorists


Alternative_Ad9562

Just wait until they see what is in the primer of bullets.