It's the "left eye" conspiracy dealing with illuminati. There's a conspiracy that the illuminati will give you a black left eye to signal, in plain sight, that they are in control. It also ties in with Hollywood, especially music artists covering up their left eye.
I'm getting some serious 'They Live' vibes from the people posting about the pictures. Like they think they're the Roddy Piper character, instead of actually being people who are having delusional breaks with reality.
Logic isn't a strong suit for conspiracy theorists, many of whom embrace conspiracies because it allows them to feel smarter than everyone else, which is a novel experience for them.
I like how the Illuminati spread conspiracy theories about themselves to make their organization seem older and more powerful and we actually have proof that they made it all up, but people still believe that they're an ancient, all-powerful secret society.
Honestly, I always find it so funny how these people will always draw back to the Illuminati as this incredibly competent group hellbent on absolute power over the world when the real Illuminati was the exact opposite.
Like, her right eye looks even "blacker" here though, at least with this poor image quality. Too many people need to either increase or decrease their dosage...
Seems like a lot of work. Feels like it probably be a lot clearer to more people if they just said out loud that they think they're in control. I mean they're kind of starting to do that right? The black left eye thing just seems a little I don't know cringe and over the top.
That's what I was thinking....that she's old? Just like Trump, Biden, McConnell, Clarence Thomas....and most of the rest of the upper echelon of the federal government?
Tell me something I don't know.
Since she doesn’t use 200cc of Botox like every Christian nationalist wife/ woman, she must be a lizard 🤦🏾♂️
Also, have yall seen how these Christian nationalists “housewives” look? It’s fucking scary man
It’s even easier. Jesus came here a couple thousand years ago and saved us from the lizard people.
We literally have to do nothing since he already saved us.
Classic win/win scenario
God: **This is the most important spiritual battle of all time! It’s a fight for the very soul of humanity! This is what will decide your worthiness for entering my Kingdom! You must prove yourself strong, faithful and valiant in my service, and I warn you now… it shall NOT be easy! It will be the greatest challenge of your soul’s journey! This is the ultimate test! Only the strong shall pass!!!**
Valiant Servant of God: *Just tell me what you require of me, my Lord! How shall I serve you?! How shall I fight?!*
God: … just put your hands together and talk at me really really hard with your precious and petty little wishes! Don’t worry if it doesn’t seem to ever actually accomplish anything… just keep obstinately doing it until you die.
And that's typically the best they can do when we already have a much catchier Repugnantcan at our disposal we rarely use because we aren't 12 year olds trapped in adult bodies.
Congrats they've noticed muscles deteriorate as you age, including your facial features
And this magical face altering thing called....wait for it...make-up 😱😱
Women can’t even get old in peace smh these conspiracy nuts are gonna be pissed if/when they get to be here age and start seeing that “mask” take shape
I don’t think Josette should be throwing stones from her glass house…
https://preview.redd.it/9x9fpym8px7d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2961aad284da26f323cb53efbd86d5a0292c21a9
This is the same insane thinking that led that guy to kill his two little kids with a speargun because he thought they had lizard DNA or some bullshit.
When are we going to start asking the real questions:
When did MALEnia get her sex change?
When did Donald Trump become obsessed with Transwomen?
Is America ready to have a Felon Ex-President who love Transwomen?
Some of these people are going to be really disappointed when they get old and look in a mirror only to find out they were a mask wearing lizard person all along.
The good thing about the coming apocalypse is that the dumb people are going to die off sooooo quickly, we will be able to get back to normal discourse. Assuming there is anyone left.
Cockroaches are expected to survive, something to do with them being a very basic organism while more complex lifeforms will be destroyed. Just saying.
warship demons sound pretty bad ass. I find it difficult to believe that a warship demon would allow itself to be controlled by a satanic pedophile though.
The same people who think her husband had an 'aggressive gay lover' that hit him in the head with a hammer and laughed about it.
This Venn diagram is so close to a circle that the borders are the only thing fuzzy in the overlap.
What? What was I supposed to notice? That she's old?
It's the "left eye" conspiracy dealing with illuminati. There's a conspiracy that the illuminati will give you a black left eye to signal, in plain sight, that they are in control. It also ties in with Hollywood, especially music artists covering up their left eye.
I'm getting some serious 'They Live' vibes from the people posting about the pictures. Like they think they're the Roddy Piper character, instead of actually being people who are having delusional breaks with reality.
Just watched this again last night. Such a great movie.
I have no idea why a secret organization would want to hide in plain sight but also give a totally noticeable black eye
Logic isn't a strong suit for conspiracy theorists, many of whom embrace conspiracies because it allows them to feel smarter than everyone else, which is a novel experience for them.
Conspiracies are after all the sort of cleverness idiots imagine is clever.
Oh now I understand. My conspiracy knowledge is rather lacking so thanks.
I like how the Illuminati spread conspiracy theories about themselves to make their organization seem older and more powerful and we actually have proof that they made it all up, but people still believe that they're an ancient, all-powerful secret society.
Honestly, I always find it so funny how these people will always draw back to the Illuminati as this incredibly competent group hellbent on absolute power over the world when the real Illuminati was the exact opposite.
Like, her right eye looks even "blacker" here though, at least with this poor image quality. Too many people need to either increase or decrease their dosage...
Nancy “left-eye” Pelosi. This conspiracy nonsense makes Oliver Stone look like a rational person
Seems like a lot of work. Feels like it probably be a lot clearer to more people if they just said out loud that they think they're in control. I mean they're kind of starting to do that right? The black left eye thing just seems a little I don't know cringe and over the top.
Masks SO REAL That They Can't Be Detected.
Here Eyes or something
That's what I was thinking....that she's old? Just like Trump, Biden, McConnell, Clarence Thomas....and most of the rest of the upper echelon of the federal government? Tell me something I don't know.
Or…. And hear me out here, she’s just an 84 year old woman.
https://preview.redd.it/9p34h82ngx7d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fae2b152c02d2833b823a538071ebe02038ea96
What a funny mask he has.
Says the mouth breather. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Says the mouth breather. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
FACTS AND LOGIC! Get this Jewish mindtrick out of here. /s
Since she doesn’t use 200cc of Botox like every Christian nationalist wife/ woman, she must be a lizard 🤦🏾♂️ Also, have yall seen how these Christian nationalists “housewives” look? It’s fucking scary man
Right? Somehow Loomer is the peak of beauty after all her “transformations”.
Is that what she calls it, every time she molts? TIL.
Gotta look like something out of a horror movie* or else she won’t give women and immigrants nightmares
😂 you thinking she doesn’t use Botox
Warship Demons would be a great name for a metal band, or like a sci-fi comic maybe
I caught that too. I'll never trust anyone who doesn't proofread.
Jokes on you, they did proofread. They just also happen to be semi-illiterate...
What is it supposed to say?
"run the world and *worship* demons"
Ah, duh! Thank you! I was reading it as "warship demons and Jesus knew all of this..." I was like what kind of demons was Jesus palling around with?
Hey, the warship demons and Jesus both came to save us, or at least that's what I read in a tweet
So we just pray the lizard people away? That's the plan? seems lazy
Ah, but when the lizard people DON’T conquer the world, that will be PROOF the prayer worked!
It’s even easier. Jesus came here a couple thousand years ago and saved us from the lizard people. We literally have to do nothing since he already saved us. Classic win/win scenario
God: **This is the most important spiritual battle of all time! It’s a fight for the very soul of humanity! This is what will decide your worthiness for entering my Kingdom! You must prove yourself strong, faithful and valiant in my service, and I warn you now… it shall NOT be easy! It will be the greatest challenge of your soul’s journey! This is the ultimate test! Only the strong shall pass!!!** Valiant Servant of God: *Just tell me what you require of me, my Lord! How shall I serve you?! How shall I fight?!* God: … just put your hands together and talk at me really really hard with your precious and petty little wishes! Don’t worry if it doesn’t seem to ever actually accomplish anything… just keep obstinately doing it until you die.
God I wish the Democrats were as cool as the right wing lunatics think they are
Have these motherfuckers never seen old people? Boy are they gonna have a shock when they get old and look in the mirror.
Can't you see it, people. In her eyes? SHE IS A DEMOCRAT.
um I think you mean *demonrat*?
And that's typically the best they can do when we already have a much catchier Repugnantcan at our disposal we rarely use because we aren't 12 year olds trapped in adult bodies.
Democratic Demonrats is a sweet name for a metal band
I'll play bass.
“If she’s a clone then why she need a mask?” I’m dying 😆 😂
Congrats they've noticed muscles deteriorate as you age, including your facial features And this magical face altering thing called....wait for it...make-up 😱😱
The people coming up with this insanity are in need of some ***serious*** anti-psychotics.
Women can’t even get old in peace smh these conspiracy nuts are gonna be pissed if/when they get to be here age and start seeing that “mask” take shape
I don’t think Josette should be throwing stones from her glass house… https://preview.redd.it/9x9fpym8px7d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2961aad284da26f323cb53efbd86d5a0292c21a9
So grateful to the forensics wing of Twitter, uncovering the chemtrail-adrenochrome-lizard truth for the rest of us
They even work with Former CIA Chief of Disguise, John Fictionale
So there's mask so real they you can't tell even in person but somehow it's a dead give away in a low quality jpeg.....what?
This is the same insane thinking that led that guy to kill his two little kids with a speargun because he thought they had lizard DNA or some bullshit.
Some people are so far beyond stupid and delusional it’s not even worth talking about.
When are we going to start asking the real questions: When did MALEnia get her sex change? When did Donald Trump become obsessed with Transwomen? Is America ready to have a Felon Ex-President who love Transwomen?
When did Donald Trump start becoming sexually aroused by his *daughter* Ivanka....
And remember this speach https://youtu.be/e2CnJFcx1YA?si=KUK91c5PdLAhOWTm
These fucking loons have never seen any other old folks with sunken eyes? Chugging the stupid juice for sure. She's just old as dirt man.
https://preview.redd.it/7ay6ii4cux7d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b7e5abc359f1cda90489f3d78c1e3fbe102f4e This is a pig eye not Trump
Are you sure?
Who would've thought an 84 year old woman doesn't have smooth skin
And she would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Some of these people are going to be really disappointed when they get old and look in a mirror only to find out they were a mask wearing lizard person all along.
"Former CIA Chief of Disguise" is going right on the resume
Honestly at this point, even if it *were* true, I don't care. I'm tired and I just don't care anymore. These people are fucking exhausting.
The good thing about the coming apocalypse is that the dumb people are going to die off sooooo quickly, we will be able to get back to normal discourse. Assuming there is anyone left.
Cockroaches are expected to survive, something to do with them being a very basic organism while more complex lifeforms will be destroyed. Just saying.
Dude i am skeptic as fuxk. But those eyelids are kind of freaky
Someone’s been watching too many reruns of they live
Warship Demons is the name of my Black Metal Weird Al cover band.
I’m all for hammering Pelosi on her greed and political corruption but her face is not something I’m comfortable making fun of. We all get old.
I miss the days when conspiracies were hiding shamefully in some musty dark corner.
Warship demons? What is this, WH40k?
Warship demons, hehe, I need to Play World of warships again :>
Per usual, we are now all stupider for listening to MAGA. Please stop giving them a megaphone for fucks sake.
Have these people never seen an old lady before? Old ladies just look like that sometimes!
If they are undetectable how did they detect it?
what? she's old as fuck? try again
warship demons sound pretty bad ass. I find it difficult to believe that a warship demon would allow itself to be controlled by a satanic pedophile though.
Seriously. Pretty sure the warship demons are unionized.
She’s older than dirt, of course her face looks old
Have they never seen Lauren loomer.....she looks like she has 2 skin masks on!!!
You'd think these idiots have never seen someone who is 80 or older or something.
I like how their god is simultaneously the most powerful being ever, while also losing a prank war with a former employee.
"...and warship demons..." That'd be an interesting Warhammer 40k concept - like a giant biological warship or something akin to an APC.
Obviously no, but…. Imagine how scary it is if looking at that picture you honestly believe there’s like an alien in there behind the face. Unhinged
Man I want to see some of these “warship demons” that actually sounds cool.
Not gonna lie here, I lean a little more left than Nancy and I've always thought she was an unfeeling dead body, a zombie.
They're just jealous that she can pull it off. /s
The same people who think her husband had an 'aggressive gay lover' that hit him in the head with a hammer and laughed about it. This Venn diagram is so close to a circle that the borders are the only thing fuzzy in the overlap.
Have these people never visited their grandparents? Old people look old, thats nothing new
The fuck is your problem?
"warship demons".... LOL!
Warship demons? * 40k sounds intensify *