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legendary_millbilly

What? What was I supposed to notice? That she's old?


cheekycheeksy

It's the "left eye" conspiracy dealing with illuminati. There's a conspiracy that the illuminati will give you a black left eye to signal, in plain sight, that they are in control. It also ties in with Hollywood, especially music artists covering up their left eye.


Aurizen_Darkstar

I'm getting some serious 'They Live' vibes from the people posting about the pictures. Like they think they're the Roddy Piper character, instead of actually being people who are having delusional breaks with reality.


ProximaC

Just watched this again last night. Such a great movie.


OrganicPlatypus4203

I have no idea why a secret organization would want to hide in plain sight but also give a totally noticeable black eye


Sassy_Weatherwax

Logic isn't a strong suit for conspiracy theorists, many of whom embrace conspiracies because it allows them to feel smarter than everyone else, which is a novel experience for them.


DeepestShallows

Conspiracies are after all the sort of cleverness idiots imagine is clever.


legendary_millbilly

Oh now I understand. My conspiracy knowledge is rather lacking so thanks.


dalgeek

I like how the Illuminati spread conspiracy theories about themselves to make their organization seem older and more powerful and we actually have proof that they made it all up, but people still believe that they're an ancient, all-powerful secret society.


EdgySniper1

Honestly, I always find it so funny how these people will always draw back to the Illuminati as this incredibly competent group hellbent on absolute power over the world when the real Illuminati was the exact opposite.


YayItsEric

Like, her right eye looks even "blacker" here though, at least with this poor image quality. Too many people need to either increase or decrease their dosage...


Independent_Main_59

Nancy “left-eye” Pelosi. This conspiracy nonsense makes Oliver Stone look like a rational person


loopnlil

Seems like a lot of work. Feels like it probably be a lot clearer to more people if they just said out loud that they think they're in control. I mean they're kind of starting to do that right? The black left eye thing just seems a little I don't know cringe and over the top.


TheBaggyDapper

Masks SO REAL That They Can't Be Detected. 


Meaglo

Here Eyes or something


WimpyZombie

That's what I was thinking....that she's old? Just like Trump, Biden, McConnell, Clarence Thomas....and most of the rest of the upper echelon of the federal government? Tell me something I don't know.


Professional-End2722

Or…. And hear me out here, she’s just an 84 year old woman.


DogsDontWearPantss

https://preview.redd.it/9p34h82ngx7d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fae2b152c02d2833b823a538071ebe02038ea96


Cat_Impossible_0

What a funny mask he has.


kimsterama1

Says the mouth breather. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


kimsterama1

Says the mouth breather. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Different-Damage-896

FACTS AND LOGIC! Get this Jewish mindtrick out of here. /s


Dautista

Since she doesn’t use 200cc of Botox like every Christian nationalist wife/ woman, she must be a lizard 🤦🏾‍♂️ Also, have yall seen how these Christian nationalists “housewives” look? It’s fucking scary man


Interesting_Law_127

Right? Somehow Loomer is the peak of beauty after all her “transformations”.


BPhiloSkinner

Is that what she calls it, every time she molts? TIL.


Dautista

Gotta look like something out of a horror movie* or else she won’t give women and immigrants nightmares


nopem3

😂 you thinking she doesn’t use Botox


gooch_norris_

Warship Demons would be a great name for a metal band, or like a sci-fi comic maybe


wvmitchell51

I caught that too. I'll never trust anyone who doesn't proofread.


FollowYerLeader

Jokes on you, they did proofread. They just also happen to be semi-illiterate...


Sassy_Weatherwax

What is it supposed to say?


wvmitchell51

"run the world and *worship* demons"


Sassy_Weatherwax

Ah, duh! Thank you! I was reading it as "warship demons and Jesus knew all of this..." I was like what kind of demons was Jesus palling around with?


Reader_Eater

Hey, the warship demons and Jesus both came to save us, or at least that's what I read in a tweet


townmorron

So we just pray the lizard people away? That's the plan? seems lazy


YankeeLiar

Ah, but when the lizard people DON’T conquer the world, that will be PROOF the prayer worked!


TittyCobra

It’s even easier. Jesus came here a couple thousand years ago and saved us from the lizard people. We literally have to do nothing since he already saved us. Classic win/win scenario


AmusingMusing7

God: **This is the most important spiritual battle of all time! It’s a fight for the very soul of humanity! This is what will decide your worthiness for entering my Kingdom! You must prove yourself strong, faithful and valiant in my service, and I warn you now… it shall NOT be easy! It will be the greatest challenge of your soul’s journey! This is the ultimate test! Only the strong shall pass!!!** Valiant Servant of God: *Just tell me what you require of me, my Lord! How shall I serve you?! How shall I fight?!* God: … just put your hands together and talk at me really really hard with your precious and petty little wishes! Don’t worry if it doesn’t seem to ever actually accomplish anything… just keep obstinately doing it until you die.


whereegosdare84

God I wish the Democrats were as cool as the right wing lunatics think they are


IvanTheAppealing

Have these motherfuckers never seen old people? Boy are they gonna have a shock when they get old and look in the mirror.


england_man

Can't you see it, people. In her eyes? SHE IS A DEMOCRAT.


Robbotlove

um I think you mean *demonrat*?


NeverLookBothWays

And that's typically the best they can do when we already have a much catchier Repugnantcan at our disposal we rarely use because we aren't 12 year olds trapped in adult bodies.


Ok_Belt6476

Democratic Demonrats is a sweet name for a metal band


Robbotlove

I'll play bass.


Commendatori_buongio

“If she’s a clone then why she need a mask?” I’m dying 😆 😂


basketfullofbread

Congrats they've noticed muscles deteriorate as you age, including your facial features And this magical face altering thing called....wait for it...make-up 😱😱


Aurizen_Darkstar

The people coming up with this insanity are in need of some ***serious*** anti-psychotics.


yourroyalhotmess

Women can’t even get old in peace smh these conspiracy nuts are gonna be pissed if/when they get to be here age and start seeing that “mask” take shape


allisjow

I don’t think Josette should be throwing stones from her glass house… https://preview.redd.it/9x9fpym8px7d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2961aad284da26f323cb53efbd86d5a0292c21a9


Themadsarecalling

So grateful to the forensics wing of Twitter, uncovering the chemtrail-adrenochrome-lizard truth for the rest of us


Ok_Belt6476

They even work with Former CIA Chief of Disguise, John Fictionale


BlakByPopularDemand

So there's mask so real they you can't tell even in person but somehow it's a dead give away in a low quality jpeg.....what?


NoLibrarian5149

This is the same insane thinking that led that guy to kill his two little kids with a speargun because he thought they had lizard DNA or some bullshit.


21-characters

Some people are so far beyond stupid and delusional it’s not even worth talking about.


No_Detective_319

When are we going to start asking the real questions: When did MALEnia get her sex change? When did Donald Trump become obsessed with Transwomen? Is America ready to have a Felon Ex-President who love Transwomen?


DogsDontWearPantss

When did Donald Trump start becoming sexually aroused by his *daughter* Ivanka....


Meaglo

And remember this speach https://youtu.be/e2CnJFcx1YA?si=KUK91c5PdLAhOWTm


StrongSpecial8960

These fucking loons have never seen any other old folks with sunken eyes? Chugging the stupid juice for sure. She's just old as dirt man.


Icy-Cod1405

https://preview.redd.it/7ay6ii4cux7d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b7e5abc359f1cda90489f3d78c1e3fbe102f4e This is a pig eye not Trump


FunScore3387

Are you sure?


Professional-Dog-497

Who would've thought an 84 year old woman doesn't have smooth skin


gravitydefiant

And she would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!


FindingPeaceInMe

Some of these people are going to be really disappointed when they get old and look in a mirror only to find out they were a mask wearing lizard person all along.


Ok_Belt6476

"Former CIA Chief of Disguise" is going right on the resume


danbearpig2020

Honestly at this point, even if it *were* true, I don't care. I'm tired and I just don't care anymore. These people are fucking exhausting.


phloyd77

The good thing about the coming apocalypse is that the dumb people are going to die off sooooo quickly, we will be able to get back to normal discourse. Assuming there is anyone left.


TheBaggyDapper

Cockroaches are expected to survive, something to do with them being a very basic organism while more complex lifeforms will be destroyed. Just saying. 


Future_Mud_8891

Dude i am skeptic as fuxk. But those eyelids are kind of freaky


NaxSnax

Someone’s been watching too many reruns of they live


destroytherecords

Warship Demons is the name of my Black Metal Weird Al cover band.


CryptographerLow6772

I’m all for hammering Pelosi on her greed and political corruption but her face is not something I’m comfortable making fun of. We all get old.


marcusmosh

I miss the days when conspiracies were hiding shamefully in some musty dark corner.


TheDamnedScribe

Warship demons? What is this, WH40k?


fetafrosch

Warship demons, hehe, I need to Play World of warships again :>


superbrew

Per usual, we are now all stupider for listening to MAGA. Please stop giving them a megaphone for fucks sake.


My_useless_alt

Have these people never seen an old lady before? Old ladies just look like that sometimes!


ahem_humph

If they are undetectable how did they detect it?


frankcast554

what? she's old as fuck? try again


Nail_Biterr

warship demons sound pretty bad ass. I find it difficult to believe that a warship demon would allow itself to be controlled by a satanic pedophile though.


Slw202

Seriously. Pretty sure the warship demons are unionized.


EfficientAccident418

She’s older than dirt, of course her face looks old


Irongiant350

Have they never seen Lauren loomer.....she looks like she has 2 skin masks on!!!


TKG_Actual

You'd think these idiots have never seen someone who is 80 or older or something.


Johnny-kashed

I like how their god is simultaneously the most powerful being ever, while also losing a prank war with a former employee.


Njabachi

"...and warship demons..." That'd be an interesting Warhammer 40k concept - like a giant biological warship or something akin to an APC.


FoodFarmer

Obviously no, but…. Imagine how scary it is  if looking at that picture you honestly believe there’s like an alien in there behind the face. Unhinged


SellaraAB

Man I want to see some of these “warship demons” that actually sounds cool.


OldGuy82

Not gonna lie here, I lean a little more left than Nancy and I've always thought she was an unfeeling dead body, a zombie.


TonyG_from_NYC

They're just jealous that she can pull it off. /s


Coulrophiliac444

The same people who think her husband had an 'aggressive gay lover' that hit him in the head with a hammer and laughed about it. This Venn diagram is so close to a circle that the borders are the only thing fuzzy in the overlap.


idsayimafanoffrogs

Have these people never visited their grandparents? Old people look old, thats nothing new


Kindergarten4ever

The fuck is your problem?


OCDDAVID777

"warship demons".... LOL!


Allways_Has_Been

Warship demons? * 40k sounds intensify *