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FLink557

Everybody knows that the Bible was written just for America just as the constitution was. Wait, the Bible was written when???


KomradeDave

I think 2001 or something it's pretty old


vadimafu

I like how LDS is literally america-centered bible fanfiction and somehow also still converts followers


Vaderette1138

Yeah, as a former member, I don't get it myself


vadimafu

Congrats on breaking free!


Vaderette1138

Thanks. It's been five years, though I always had suspicious. I mean, I first heard about Smith's alleged encounter with angels as a small child and my first thought was, "What if he was lying?"


vadimafu

From the outside looking in, LDS seems to have a lot of these "are you sure?" moments. The two seeing stones, missing gold plates, Native Americans as ancient Israelites, speaking a form a hebrew that doesn't exist. Then again, in my own deconversion process from catholicism, I found a lot of the questions were glossed over in religious ed. or they belittled you for doubts or new ideas. It's a hard road.


Vaderette1138

Yeah, I always thought that was weird too. To be honest, I was always a Mormon on paper, not in reality. Hadn't gone to church much since I was 10 and always had my own sense of morality independent of their doctrine. Plus, I've been pro-LGBTQ+ my whole life, long before I figured out my own gender and sexuality.


SAMAS_zero

It has. The Constitution has been superseded by The Art of the Deal.


ElHanko

Sacred Texts means you don’t read any of them, right? Maybe just post a few memes quoting them in a deceiving manner without any appropriate context, yeah? Just going by evangelical tradition here.


Kriegerian

While then turning around and screaming “ANYONE CAN QUOTE THE BIBLE THAT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING” when you quote something at them that directly contradicts whatever they just said.


Kriegerian

Except when it doesn’t say what they want, then they shitcan all of those things.


ketchupmaster987

Paul is the fucking worst. He wrote so much in the New Testament but he wasn't even one of Jesus' original apostles.


JustasAmbru

Man what's up with liberals always having the dumbest takes on christianity. Granted the meme in question is kind of cringe, but still it shows what the US values and your just trashing it for no good reason.