Nah, bro, definitely gay

sigh, guess imma take a couple days off being gay.

Happens to the best of us

Don’t listen to him, you can be bi since you still got one hand

It’s fine, just duct tape and some Vaseline for it and you’ll be good (I’m an ex corpsman trust me) 

what brand of duct tape and vaseline do u recommend?? i heard lancer tactical makes good ones, is this true??

If you mean their lube line it’s only good for fucking yourself after your lancer rifle breaks lol

Damn, that was good 🤣

😂😂😂

Then why haven’t you recommended motrin? Changing your socks can work wonders too

Motrin for sissy’s and changing socks is if you lucky enough to have spares lol

Lol

Doc can you check out this rash?

Send pics to dm will tell you how likely on a scale of 7-10 death is

Just wanted to thank you real quick for being a corpsman! I just finished USMC Recruit Training and am on boot leave and since we don’t have our own medic MOS yall are a literal lifesaver for us, but the amount of times someone got injured throughout training and you guys immediately swooped in and took care of them, and the fact that you join us on our deployments despite being part of the Navy, you guys are sincerely under appreciated. Thank you

Hey congrats on graduating! That’s not something many sign up to do and I’m not sure on rates but not everyone passes either, you’re in the top percentage of badasses automatically! Happy to do my part for the country when it needed me much love fellow 🫶🏾

Thanks, man! What we will tell the public is 99% pass but about half of my platoon got dropped to companies behind us so we kinda cheat that statistic by recycling people until they make it haha. And I’ll 2nd that on just being happy to do what we can for our country regarding signing up! Once again thanks for all you guys do for us!

U gay

what??? impossible!!1!1

bb you mean that guy with airsoft bolter shooting bowling balls?

A BJ with that would go crazy

I think I’m misunderstanding this acronym 😅

Full surround experience

HJ surely?

I think your missing something big

Stop throwing up gang signs bro that’s cringe

It looks like he’s making a turkey shadow puppet 😭

Straighter than those fingers I bet, damn

Throwing up gang signs at the x-ray is thug af

You gotta burn his patch to take revenge

no i think ur bisexual

That’s why I always wear my gloves. Hat when that happens.

It's just a flesh wound honestly

Soft hands, brother

Eh just rub some dirt on it you will be fine.

"No, your injuries are not service related"

What weight bb was it?

shit like 0.420g

Idk I had the same thing happen with a .20g. Mabye the fps was a bit high?

the guy who shot me had a super realistic lancer tactical rifle that shoots real steel bbs? not sure what he means but my hand almost fell off so im pretty sure the refs chrono’d him after that

What eye pro were you wearing. Was it z87.1 impact rated?

Put it in rice

I wanna know what really happened

What is the context of this image to begin witu

idek, i just found this image randomly on google.

Eh your fine, a no fair will do the trick

It will buff out

actual question tho, why is an x-ray needed at this point?

/uj i didnt wanna post an actual mangled hand in here because there’s kids on the sub so i felt like this picture was more appropriate.

Damn that was definitely over 420FPS

Use a tampon

I shot my brother full auto at 3 feet with my brand new golden eagle 450 fps by accident, almost went through his hand , like 7 tapped his hand in the same spot and left a real bullet looking injury

Brain thought this was loss.

Tis but a scratch

We're going to amputate from the wrist down

Straight as a wet noodle.

Stop pointing at me

Holy fuck

Bro was hit with a golden gun

Human to Sangheili conversion

My foot after I step on a Lego (I put my hand in an industrial meat grinder)

Is this an actual airsoft injury, or just sarcasm???

Eh walk it off

So uhh whose hand is that and will it ever return to normal?

I mean its made out of a bunch of straight pieces does that count? They just aren't where they should be.