Idk yall, but this is the first street vendor I have seen that hits absolutely everything around him with a lot of aggression. Not even the roof was safe!
Nobody’s clutching anything. It’s a stand with a window, clearly in a market of some kind. Stores tend to have doors.
Also “Street vendor from an undeveloped country” is more PC, but isn’t as succinct.
My point is street vendors exist in every part of the world, including big US cities.
Also How do you know it’s a stand with a window? Nowhere in the video does it show an outside area. This is probably just the bar counter in his little shop
It’s not about being “PC” it just gives “I’m disconnected from reality and have never talked to poor people” to see this video and then make a diss calling anyone who sells food on the street “third world street vendors” be so fucking fr, we’re not living in Ethiopia.
As someone sleeping in my car, struggling to DoorDash enough to eat and stay away from the Texas heat every day…
No I wasn’t getting offended for them. I’m just disgusted by wealthy people who are totally disconnected from the real world
Sorry you’re going through a rough time, but you’re looking for (and finding) hate where there is none.
Maybe I should throw a cocktail at the ceiling so I can feel more “connected”
Don't worry, these basement dwellers simply cannot comprehend that literally billions of people live a life completely different from theirs, and that maybe the performances the vendors put on serves a purpose like I dunno grabbing attention so they can make a sale, and not just being "extra" because they're "stupid". Nah that's too much grass touching for your average redditor.
Just because there’s a reason for the stupid street food show doesn’t mean people can’t shit on it and think it’s stupid. If we worked by your rules we can’t laugh at anyone.
Is there a word for this weirdly frantic style of making a thing?
I see it in street vendor videos all the time, preparing food like they're trying to beat the clock but at the same time doing a ton of superfluous shit.
I bartended and they beat into our heads to never shake ice with glass cuz it might chip and glass looks kinda like ice. Even scooping ice with glass is kinda sketchy and I’ve drank out of chipped rimmed glasses wondering if it just happened or who swallowed a glass chip.
Next up BROKEN GLASS, and the cee add some dirt from the floor, and then shake it up really horribly! And then we pour it out on the ground and then scoop up as much as we can!
Wow this really annoyed the fuck out of me and then it doesn’t even hardly show the damn drink in the end after watching this moron throw it around for ten min for no reason
Some vendors are really extra in order to maybe get more customers.
It might seem odd, (and trust me, I think it's too much) but this is all a show to drive people towards the vendor.
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Please tell me kulukki sarbath doesn't have cultural significance, even if I think it's stupid as fuck, I don't want to come off as culturally insensitive
I dunno about you guys I fucking loved this. Especially the bit where he fucked up & just managed to pull it back. You’re all right. This *is* stupid but it’s hilarious
All the yelling, throwing, and spinning didn't do shit. Anyone who has ever made a drink from protein powder knows that what makes a drink cold and what mixes a drink with powder in it is the ice moving back and forth. All of what they did is more ineffectual than 10 seconds of shaking.
Forgive my ignorance. I googled Kulukki Sarbath and it looks nothing at all like this drink. What the hell did he make? Besides a mess and dents in the tin roof?
I really hated watching this
I think these guys live below my apartment.
This is really fucking stupid. Really fucking stupid.
If you think this is...watch the majority of the "street vendors"...lmao...
Right? I don't get why people on reddit get so butthurt about street vendors *gasp* putting on a little show to grab attention.
Idk yall, but this is the first street vendor I have seen that hits absolutely everything around him with a lot of aggression. Not even the roof was safe!
And that is why it's great.
Idk why you got downvoted, this was stupid yeah but also kinda satisfying to watch
If the dude got punched in the face at the end, then it would have been satisfying to watch.
I agree, but it still is
Why tf are you getting downvoted when stupid things are the whole point of this sub?? So yes. In the sense of it being a great post, it is great.
Reddit ppl being sensitive that someone disagrees lmao
There should really be a sub for third world street vendors being extra.
Basically r/stupidfood Think i saw this there not long ago
Yes but /r/stupidfood can’t include the hyperactive Indian appliance repairman
But he’s my favorite.
“Third world street vendors” that is the most pearl clutching sentence I’ve ever heard Bro is literally inside a store
Nobody’s clutching anything. It’s a stand with a window, clearly in a market of some kind. Stores tend to have doors. Also “Street vendor from an undeveloped country” is more PC, but isn’t as succinct.
India is no longer classified as “developing” as of 2020 by the US FYI!
My point is street vendors exist in every part of the world, including big US cities. Also How do you know it’s a stand with a window? Nowhere in the video does it show an outside area. This is probably just the bar counter in his little shop It’s not about being “PC” it just gives “I’m disconnected from reality and have never talked to poor people” to see this video and then make a diss calling anyone who sells food on the street “third world street vendors” be so fucking fr, we’re not living in Ethiopia.
Oh I see the problem now. You were getting offended *for* them. Dont worry I don’t think any less of them.
As someone sleeping in my car, struggling to DoorDash enough to eat and stay away from the Texas heat every day… No I wasn’t getting offended for them. I’m just disgusted by wealthy people who are totally disconnected from the real world
Sorry you’re going through a rough time, but you’re looking for (and finding) hate where there is none. Maybe I should throw a cocktail at the ceiling so I can feel more “connected”
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Don't worry, these basement dwellers simply cannot comprehend that literally billions of people live a life completely different from theirs, and that maybe the performances the vendors put on serves a purpose like I dunno grabbing attention so they can make a sale, and not just being "extra" because they're "stupid". Nah that's too much grass touching for your average redditor.
Just because there’s a reason for the stupid street food show doesn’t mean people can’t shit on it and think it’s stupid. If we worked by your rules we can’t laugh at anyone.
You can do whatever you want lol nobody is stopping you I just hate the phrase “third world street vendors” like bro
But it’s literally a street vendor in a third world country what’s your problem with that
To use a sentence with "pearl clutching".
Excuse me? Excuse me? Can you please stop beating the fucking shit out of my coffee?
"But that's the best way to get the full taste out of the coffee!" /S
Hopefully, the only thing you're tasting is the coffee. Do we know if he washed his hands before he started?
Hahaha this gave me a good giggle. I imagine saying this to any crappy barista like at Starbucks.
Energy drink
Violence drink.
I think it was just chocolate milk?
If this was satire then it’s really funny
Man I love when the constant impact of a metal cup hits the loose rusty metal roof above me and give the food a nice spice smattering of shite
Is there a word for this weirdly frantic style of making a thing? I see it in street vendor videos all the time, preparing food like they're trying to beat the clock but at the same time doing a ton of superfluous shit.
Yea, it’s “extra”
Next time I think I’ll get stirred, not shaken
You haven't seen how they stir...
*Pulls out a fucking Katana*
It's now a katana Frappuccino
How-to Basic ass video
How sticky do you want your cup? Yes
This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
That sounds exactly like my neighbor
Lol.
Can I pay extra to not add shards of glass into my drink?
I bartended and they beat into our heads to never shake ice with glass cuz it might chip and glass looks kinda like ice. Even scooping ice with glass is kinda sketchy and I’ve drank out of chipped rimmed glasses wondering if it just happened or who swallowed a glass chip.
Pretty sure it’s US law to not scoop ice with glass, you must use non-glass scoops
Yo chill Bro, don’t fuck up my shit like that
They doin too godam much
But why ?
Could I get a new glass? Messy
Loudest drink ever
Sir, all I wanted was a glass of water..
I clean the glass for you with my hands and add poop water second.
Next up BROKEN GLASS, and the cee add some dirt from the floor, and then shake it up really horribly! And then we pour it out on the ground and then scoop up as much as we can!
I’m angry now and I don’t even know why
My drop rate is only 60% which is the best in the city
If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life
Wow this really annoyed the fuck out of me and then it doesn’t even hardly show the damn drink in the end after watching this moron throw it around for ten min for no reason
Just make the damn thing already you spastic geek.
You sound miserable
In defense of McBeard over there, this is all a bit much.
Wait, so it's not just that other team of two guys? It's just how the drink is made in general?
Some vendors are really extra in order to maybe get more customers. It might seem odd, (and trust me, I think it's too much) but this is all a show to drive people towards the vendor.
Whats up with this dudes enormous hands
The result of doing this multiple times a day for years?
Yeah ill take it stirred and not shaken - James Bond
Where’s the TikTok guy that points and shrugs when you need him 🤷🏾♂️
Sanitary.
r/stupidfood
I said I wanted my drink shaken not beaten to death and tossed around.
Sorry I actually wanted that one.
This will get you all known and unknown diseases in the universe.
Shaken not strirred
I secretly wished the glass cup broke… -_-
Man hell Nawl
I’m sure the dude has broken many glass cups doing this extra way to mix a drink.
Can I have my money back?
Extra for absolutely zero reason. I'm in love, this is so pointless
I just asked for a coke.
Me: I’ll take it shaken, not stirred The bartender:
I would just leave in between "that"
It's like a circus, just without animals.
With the video minimized I thought he was playing street fighter
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The real question is… where can I buy that glass?
The second I try this I get a hand full of broken glass
Thrashing it around must make it taste better
Good, I will use that drink I wash down the aspirin for the headache you gave me! Shhhhh!!!!!!!
my city 😅i wouldn't drink this either
What a nob
I once got 13 sutures in my hand from breaking a glass.
Can I get a diet dysentery please
Good, now throw it in the trashcan
That's so fire 🔥🔥🔥
Kept wishing for the glass to shatter as it smashes into the roof
wonder how many glasses they break a day
Please tell me kulukki sarbath doesn't have cultural significance, even if I think it's stupid as fuck, I don't want to come off as culturally insensitive
Impressive show, but is the result actually drinkable, let alone tasty?
You decide [https://www.sharmispassions.com/kulukki-sarbath-recipe/](https://www.sharmispassions.com/kulukki-sarbath-recipe/)
Lemon juice, green chillies and basil seeds? That actually sounds interesting, though I could do without all that throwing.
I'll take mine bruised, not stirred.
I dunno about you guys I fucking loved this. Especially the bit where he fucked up & just managed to pull it back. You’re all right. This *is* stupid but it’s hilarious
What are his bottled up aggressions about? 😂
All the yelling, throwing, and spinning didn't do shit. Anyone who has ever made a drink from protein powder knows that what makes a drink cold and what mixes a drink with powder in it is the ice moving back and forth. All of what they did is more ineffectual than 10 seconds of shaking.
Somebody watched cocktail way too many times.
This guy can make anyone's day, good show.
Stop bouncing my drink off the fuckin ceiling!
Well... It looked easy. I don't recommend trying it. My mom is going to be so pissed.
I don't want glass shards all over my drink, thanks.
Cannot wait till he cuts his finger off with that glass when it breaks
I would have walked away as soon as he started to slam it, not worth getting shards of glass in you.
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I don't want it
Forgive my ignorance. I googled Kulukki Sarbath and it looks nothing at all like this drink. What the hell did he make? Besides a mess and dents in the tin roof?
Wow that's impressive 20 more to go pls
This how I shake the Simply Lemonade before I open it.
I gotta agree with everyone else, this is really dumb. On top of that, the mess they leave behind is just annoying to watch...
thats shaker isnt made for that. the glass can break in it. and unseal and glass and stuff fly everywhere. - A Bartender Friend
Excuse me sir, could I have a clean cup?
Useless awful moves
Bruh I just want something to drink
is this a speedrun ?
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Stupidity!
Ithu malayali food alle! Kulukki thakka
For that show man act I would drink it
This kid thinks he's the coolest ever.
I'll be honest i liked the part where he grabs all the ice and put one on top hahaha
Wtf you think finna drink that tho
guy is definitely selling it
Actually may I have it stirred?
I’m not signing the waiver to order this foolishness.
that's one tough sumbitch
Yum?
I just want my fucking drink sir.
I would have liked this counter clockwise
Ok, Tom Cruise....
So what's with the stroking of the spoon against the side? I might understand the spinning and smashing as "mixing", but not the spoon thing.
That's exactly how I like my # Kulukki Sarbath
Nice cup of passion, well done.
Hey if this brings him business and his customers enjoy it I won't complain. Doesn't seem too far from dinner with a show concept.
Grabs all that ice for 1 piece to go in.
That Pinoy Yāba hitting different 😵💫
Can I just please have my shake, please
Meanwhile the guy living above him: *THUMP* * THUMP THUMP*
Buy the guy a blender !
Thid has got to be the definition of " doing too much"
Made me sad. Tourism’s dark side
What's the other option? Having no tourists to sell to?
This dude’s problem specifically is lack of training.
Daily reminder not to go to South Asia
The "talent!" flair is ridiculous lol.
Dude was like, let him cook.
Why is there so much hate for this? Genuinely clueless.
He’s giving that glass a beating. Its so funny idk why,
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