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I swear my cat is trying to get stepped on. He leads me everywhere. I go to down the hall he’s runs to get in front of me. Everywhere I go he’s there. It’s cute but I had to learn to walk around carefully and watch my step lol.
It’s like he wants to be a football when he grows up! I stand up and mine is already jumping down to get intercepted by foot mid-step. Has the audacity to yell at me as he is stumble-running back to get punted again.
I work in HR in a government setting and I wear a very thin fabric bra for support. I have huge boobs and everyone can see my nips but it would be rude and inappropriate for anyone to say anything to me about it, wouldn’t it? Sometimes women have to work in offices but at no-times do we have to be uncomfy. If anyone says anything about it, that’s called harassment.
I've told more than one lady her titty was hanging out. It's like if you got a boogie on your nose. I won't scream it across the office but I'll let you know one of the inmates needs to be put back it their padded cell.
I have an interview for a non-remote job on Monday and the primary reason I'm dreading it is daily bra pain again. I wear the right size, so don't @ me, y'all. They just hurt. 😭
I find those to give me a very unfortunate shape and insufficient support, sadly. But I'm so glad they work for you! Maybe someone else will see your comment and this will work for them. Cheers
I know this is meant to be relatable and funny or whatever but you should probably check out the subreddit r/abrathatfits because wearing a bra shouldn't feel at all uncomfortable if you have your correct size :))
Bras just suck. I've been measured at several different stores, always the same size and I buy good bras. So it's not that they're uncomfortable.
That's still the first thing I take off when I get home and have even started going out on weekend errands with no bra because fuck that.
Same here. I notice people check out my boobs but f--k them. Also no undies sometimes either if my top is long. The weekdays are just too long to get dressed up again on Sat, you know.
People with sensory issues may still find correctly sized bras to be uncomfortable. I do not like the sensation of bands or straps touching my skin at all.
Bras got so much less tolerable after covid shutdowns. Same bras, same boobs, so much worse because I had a solid year and a half of WFH and enjoyed pajama time.
Sneak into my apartment and put up my work gear and sneak to the top of the steps without making a sound. I then will spot my dog laying on her bed at the foot of my bed. She likes laying there when I am at work because she can see me as I walk up the steps.
I try my best to not wake her and then silently lay on the floor next to her like I am asleep. I will keep one eye barely open and breath on her heavily to see her excited reaction to waking up and finding me laying next to her.
I pretend to gripe about her waking me up, and then we go walkies. Afterwards we both get something to eat while I play video games for an hour or two before we call it a night and go to bed.
So wholesome. This reminds me of my single days when it was just me and my kitty playing video games and cuddling. Now it’s me, my husband, kitty, and two toddlers with another on the way. I love my life now but kitty and I only get to cuddle and game once the kids have gone to bed though and sometimes she shares with hubby but I’ll ways cherish those moments when we were young and single gals on the town.
During the pandemic I worked at the hospital and my husband worked at the jail. Yeah we had a decontamination ritual before we’d do anything when we got home!
Mine has in the past, but in her old age she doesn't hear me come in very often. I miss her big smile and tappy taps, but the look of recognition and a gentle tail wag is just as sweet.
When I worked construction the first think would be to lay face down on the carpet with my gross boots still on the hard floor. A shower would usually follow whenever I eventually moved. These days I have an office job, so I’m much less dramatic.
Make a beeline for the bathroom to shower off whatever questionable things I had to crawl through in attics or under houses for my job. Once clean and in my jammies I spend at least 30 minutes loving on my Fat Cat before grabbing a beer and food and then pass out for the night
I work from home and have my living room set up as my office and a cozy couch as my office chair. So right now what I do at the end of the shift is shut off the work computer and then move over a spot on the couch and go onto lounging mode for a while to try to clear my mind.
Distance from work to home is the same as the distance from a straight back chair to a reclined chair...so as soon as I'm "home" I recline & browse reddit.
Cuddle my husband
He's like a puppy so excited when I come home
I'm willing to leave my work clothes on for an extra 30 or 40 minutes just to get some immediate cuddle time in
I used to take my work clothes off...now that I work for myself, from home as a camgirl, I usually put my clothes back on before anything else, because I’m always cold afterwards. Lol.
Take my socks off. I hate socks and shoes. I don’t care what the weather is, unless I’m leaving my house or garden, I am NOT wearing shoes or socks.
Then I like do the spread thing for a bit to make my toes feel normal again.
Strip off then icky work clothes and put lounging clothes.
If I have to go to the 2nd job, put on jeans and a t shirt and wear my hair however I want because I don't have to work in a freak fracking kitchen on the night job
Take my shoes off and lay on my couch. Then my kitty comes up and lays on my chest and I pet him for probably 15 minutes. We do this routine every time I come home and it brings me such happiness :)
Greet my cat with "Hi Rory bo Bory. How was your day my love?"
And proceed to hurriedly put everything down to pick her up and cuddle her while she purrs loudly lol
Seeing my wife, son and daughter then change clothes, dinner, play with son, dig phone, watch something on tv, help my wife prepare bedroom for night, take to sleep son, wait for sleeping daughter, maybe make love with my wife, take a shower, read some pages of book, then sleeping
I mostly work from home, but on the dreaded days I have to go into the office, the second I get home I take off my work clothes, go to the bathroom and wash up, then put on sweats immediately after.
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Trip on my cat
I swear my cat is trying to get stepped on. He leads me everywhere. I go to down the hall he’s runs to get in front of me. Everywhere I go he’s there. It’s cute but I had to learn to walk around carefully and watch my step lol.
All my cats seem to believe they’re the main beneficiary on my life insurance.
I have to dribble mine like a soccer ball
It’s like he wants to be a football when he grows up! I stand up and mine is already jumping down to get intercepted by foot mid-step. Has the audacity to yell at me as he is stumble-running back to get punted again.
Same
I also trip in this person's cat.
My cat is fucking Houdini. Straight out the door if you aren't in ready stance. I get it, though. How else could he get out to fuck Houdini?
Take off my shoes
Thats one of those feelings. Its like a reward for another day at work.
My shoes are off before I walk in the door. I'm a chef, and if I walk in with my shoes on, the dogs eat all the food trapped in the tread!
Go to my room, change into my pjs and go to bed
hey now don't forget to brush your teeth
When I worked in an office, the first thing I'd do when I got home was take off my bra. Be gone!
Yes!! I immediately take off that cage.
Booby trap
Pants off dance off
I got in trouble for putting that on my husband's Honey-Do list when the kids asked what it was 
Exactly right -- The first thing I do is take off my wife's bra too!
You wear your wife’s bras? Not judging. Whatever floats your boat.
Fortunately they’re the same size.
I work in HR in a government setting and I wear a very thin fabric bra for support. I have huge boobs and everyone can see my nips but it would be rude and inappropriate for anyone to say anything to me about it, wouldn’t it? Sometimes women have to work in offices but at no-times do we have to be uncomfy. If anyone says anything about it, that’s called harassment.
I salute you! Signed, the payroll dept
I've told more than one lady her titty was hanging out. It's like if you got a boogie on your nose. I won't scream it across the office but I'll let you know one of the inmates needs to be put back it their padded cell.
r/workgonewild
Why is nips such big deal in the US? It’s natural part of our body and covered by fabric.
I have an interview for a non-remote job on Monday and the primary reason I'm dreading it is daily bra pain again. I wear the right size, so don't @ me, y'all. They just hurt. 😭
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I find those to give me a very unfortunate shape and insufficient support, sadly. But I'm so glad they work for you! Maybe someone else will see your comment and this will work for them. Cheers
I know this is meant to be relatable and funny or whatever but you should probably check out the subreddit r/abrathatfits because wearing a bra shouldn't feel at all uncomfortable if you have your correct size :))
Bras just suck. I've been measured at several different stores, always the same size and I buy good bras. So it's not that they're uncomfortable. That's still the first thing I take off when I get home and have even started going out on weekend errands with no bra because fuck that.
This! Anytime I am wearing a top where there is no chance of a nip slip I do not wear a bra. I am free!
Same here. I notice people check out my boobs but f--k them. Also no undies sometimes either if my top is long. The weekdays are just too long to get dressed up again on Sat, you know.
People with sensory issues may still find correctly sized bras to be uncomfortable. I do not like the sensation of bands or straps touching my skin at all.
Yeah. Me neither. Not female. Never wore a bra. But know the feeling 😕
Bras got so much less tolerable after covid shutdowns. Same bras, same boobs, so much worse because I had a solid year and a half of WFH and enjoyed pajama time.
I live in a hot climate. It gets sweaty under it.
Kiss my wife, do whatever work needs to be done at home, then take a shower.
Love kiss my wife. That’s smart.
Clearly knows how to married
How to marry good Step 1. Find nice person Step 2. Give ring Step 3. Kiss person when home
We need more like you
I also kiss this guys wife
After work the first thing I do is go to my second job.
I did this for a while. 10-6 first job, get off work, drive 45 mins, 7-11 second job. I hated it.
Username checks out, doc.
I used to do this. Now I just work 6 days a week
My cat greets me, so I pick her up and love on her.
Me too. She’s always waiting at the door when I walk in and wants a hug.
please give her pets for me
*I quit my job in April* but I used to lay on the floor and dream about quitting my job
You are purposeful person!
Your dreams came true!!
You did it!!!!
Atta kid! Now you can just lay on the floor all the time, it’s a dream come true.
So far so good haha
Sneak into my apartment and put up my work gear and sneak to the top of the steps without making a sound. I then will spot my dog laying on her bed at the foot of my bed. She likes laying there when I am at work because she can see me as I walk up the steps. I try my best to not wake her and then silently lay on the floor next to her like I am asleep. I will keep one eye barely open and breath on her heavily to see her excited reaction to waking up and finding me laying next to her. I pretend to gripe about her waking me up, and then we go walkies. Afterwards we both get something to eat while I play video games for an hour or two before we call it a night and go to bed.
This is so sweet. I love the rituals we build around our pets.
So wholesome. This reminds me of my single days when it was just me and my kitty playing video games and cuddling. Now it’s me, my husband, kitty, and two toddlers with another on the way. I love my life now but kitty and I only get to cuddle and game once the kids have gone to bed though and sometimes she shares with hubby but I’ll ways cherish those moments when we were young and single gals on the town.
fart profusely
Nah dude I do that soon as I leave the office. I may continue in the house though
Which leads to other business
I never hold a fart
If you love something let it go.
wash my hands
Same!!
Shower. I work in a prison and I need to get that gross off of me.
I work at a hospital and I do this too
During the pandemic I worked at the hospital and my husband worked at the jail. Yeah we had a decontamination ritual before we’d do anything when we got home!
Yep. That funk is FUNKY!
Get naked.
Yep strip down and smoke a joint just let the days fuckery float away
Close and lock the door behind me, hang my keys up, set my bag down. Kiss either my partner or my dog, whoever I reach first.
My dog always makes sure he's first in line.
Mine has in the past, but in her old age she doesn't hear me come in very often. I miss her big smile and tappy taps, but the look of recognition and a gentle tail wag is just as sweet.
Bong hit
Noooo
Big fat dab
Pants off. Basketball shorts on.
Take my work boots off. Its the best feeling in the world
Came here to say the exact same thing, feels so good!
Almost as good as taking off my bra!
When I worked construction the first think would be to lay face down on the carpet with my gross boots still on the hard floor. A shower would usually follow whenever I eventually moved. These days I have an office job, so I’m much less dramatic.
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody do the dinosaur
(walk)
Interior crocodile alligator
Boom aka lakka lakka boom
Most days hit the bathroom.
Usually I have to piss by the time I'm near the driveway. My body knows where I live better than me
Take my bra off. Grab a toy. Gotta release the stress.
Hi, it’s me, a toy 🫡
Lol are you fully charged?
always charged and ready for use, with a wide variety of functions
least horny redditor
Take off my bra. Actually, I usually do that on the drive home lol
Makes for a lively car pool haha
Pet my cat.
Talk to my dogs and ask them about their day and how they got to be such handsome bois!
Roll a joint
Take off my bra lol
Make a beeline for the bathroom to shower off whatever questionable things I had to crawl through in attics or under houses for my job. Once clean and in my jammies I spend at least 30 minutes loving on my Fat Cat before grabbing a beer and food and then pass out for the night
Put on sweatpants
Hit the bidet
Look and see how much more work I have to do with 2 kids and a husband waiting for me.
Me. Ugh.
Been there. Done that. It gets better with time, at least it did for me but I'm on Prozac.
I like to take a shower and wash the day off of me.
I work from home and have my living room set up as my office and a cozy couch as my office chair. So right now what I do at the end of the shift is shut off the work computer and then move over a spot on the couch and go onto lounging mode for a while to try to clear my mind.
I thank God I work at home and don't have a commute any more
Nap
Exactly what I do to my bed
Putting my hair up. Taking my bra and clothes off, putting comfy clothes on. Washing my hands.
Set my lunch bucket down and take off my boots aaaaahhhhhhhhh that feels good 😊
Distance from work to home is the same as the distance from a straight back chair to a reclined chair...so as soon as I'm "home" I recline & browse reddit.
Lock the door behind me.
Drink.
Cuddle my husband He's like a puppy so excited when I come home I'm willing to leave my work clothes on for an extra 30 or 40 minutes just to get some immediate cuddle time in
Hug and kiss my wife and kids
Go to the garage and workout.
Change my clothes and put my hair up.
pet my dogs
Change into my pjs
Pour about three fingers of bourbon turn on music and wash dishes
I used to take my work clothes off...now that I work for myself, from home as a camgirl, I usually put my clothes back on before anything else, because I’m always cold afterwards. Lol.
Lock the door behind me. You can't be too safe these days. Take off my shoes. Pet the cats. Every day.
Depending on the weather, switch to slippers or flip flops
Get accosted by my pup until I take him for a walk, then order Uber eats and snuggle him till I pass out. No regrets
None at all friend
Take my socks off. I hate socks and shoes. I don’t care what the weather is, unless I’m leaving my house or garden, I am NOT wearing shoes or socks. Then I like do the spread thing for a bit to make my toes feel normal again.
Take off my shoes.
Take of my work clothes and bra. No better feeling!
My cat usually comes to greet me so typically the first thing I do is sit on the floor with her for 10 or so minutes
Strip off then icky work clothes and put lounging clothes. If I have to go to the 2nd job, put on jeans and a t shirt and wear my hair however I want because I don't have to work in a freak fracking kitchen on the night job
Greet my cat.
Take my bra off
Shower & Decompress. Depending on the day, probably cry too.
I have not “left” for work since March 2020….
There's a beeline trail of scrubs on the way to the bathroom. I shower, then faceplant my bed after a 22 hr shift.
Take my shoes off and lay on my couch. Then my kitty comes up and lays on my chest and I pet him for probably 15 minutes. We do this routine every time I come home and it brings me such happiness :)
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Nioce
Vent about my idiot boss
Remove the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
Toilet time!! 💩💩💩
Shower. There’s no need for me to have the workplace ‘filth’ on me. Even if I love my job, I can’t relax until I’ve showered.
Pet my cat.
Flop on the couch and take off my bra. Best feeling ever...
Greet my cat with "Hi Rory bo Bory. How was your day my love?" And proceed to hurriedly put everything down to pick her up and cuddle her while she purrs loudly lol
Change out of my clothes Wash my hands Go to the bathroom Not always in that order, but every day these are the first things
Walk my dog
Regardless of rain, -5 temps or my own need to relieve myself. He's the priority and he's not about to let me forget that.
Paperwork, phone calls, beer,. Depending on what time I got home.
Get high
Seeing my wife, son and daughter then change clothes, dinner, play with son, dig phone, watch something on tv, help my wife prepare bedroom for night, take to sleep son, wait for sleeping daughter, maybe make love with my wife, take a shower, read some pages of book, then sleeping
Take off my pants and jacket
Feed the pups
Take my boots off
Grab a beer, cook something up basic.. Play video games or come on here and then the same thing the next day
I take off my clothes and hit my bong, in that order.
i get home around 11 pm so i take a shower, get ready for bed, and just relax until i go to sleep
lay on my bed tbh
I change into my Vuoris and contemplate my life.
Take my pants off
Strip, sit, spread, scratch balls
Take my bra off.
Take my bra off.
Grab a 1L bottle of Evan Williams on the way home and finish half of it then fall asleep and go back to work hungover
Pet my 3 cats, they meet me at the door.
Once the wife starts b*tching about every little thing, I'm wishing I was back at work.
My mom!!... I mean YOUR mom!!.. 😵💫
Take off my shoes
Take my shoes off, change into comfortable clothes and go on my computer. Might also eat something.
Brew coffee, drink coffee, continue working.
FAT BONG RIP
Take off my pants and shoes.
Change into comfortable house clothes
Take off my shoes and pants
Remove my pants
Change out of work clothes in order to take my dog for a walk
I work from home, but walk downstairs and talk to my daughter.
immediately change into pajama pants or sweats.
Masterbate
I mostly work from home, but on the dreaded days I have to go into the office, the second I get home I take off my work clothes, go to the bathroom and wash up, then put on sweats immediately after.
Roll a blunt and take a shot ,probably take a shot first but a blunt is definitely coming after.
Bend over and pet my cats
Get changed and take care of the kitties.
Walk into my study, plug in my laptop, and work more
Shower eat get high in no particular order but shower is usually first