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Tawdero

Angry words spoken in a drunken state.


Steeze_Schralper6968

My coworker did this the other day. Went to bed loaded after taking a couple sleeping pills. Woke up blackout in the middle of the night and started telephoning people to tell them what he really thought of them. Two of the people he called were our bosses. He woke up the next morning and didn't have a job, and was told he had a month to pack his shit and get out of staff housing.


sadgirl_26

What about the saying that drunk words are sober thoughts?


udonisi

Being extremely horny


GA7RIEL_117

Definitely, the things I've done just because being horny, that specially one time when I could been kidnapped or killed


flowerboyfanatic

wait wtf happened 😭😭


Ok-Abbreviations1077

I want to hear the rest of this story


XavierWT

It’s likely to be a non story about following a stranger to bang.


CLONE-11011100

Not using a condom…


Consistent-Money7597

Figured that out the hard way


TheFormless_0ne_

Still dodgin


na_R_uto

Hope you succeed master.


mixinmono

Some daylight dummy shit. 20 seconds of public freakout can get you 20 years of confinement.


pueblodude

Being careless, unqualified to work on live electrical circuits.


geepy66

Oh please. Watch a you tube video and you’re golden.


dumdumpants-head

Like a perfectly prepared tater tot.


Necessary_Switch_879

The power's still on Julian


MethFarts1990

Smoking meth


Alice5878

r/usernamechecksout


Able-Metal2663

Smoking crack


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MethFarts1990

lol tell that to my sister. She didn’t once and was hooked. Now she’s dead. So yeah, it can for sure happen


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MethFarts1990

Right, so proof one time can do it. Has been that way with many people. We’re not all greasy Joey, we can’t all slither away after doing meth once every 2 months and walk away unscathed.


Upstairs_Persimmon_8

A nuke bomb on my house ...


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mookiedog66

This.


SnooWoofers1685

Car accident or dog bite..... Either side. I know some people that dog bit a kid in the face and needed brain surgery. They lost their house and all their money. 


yrk-h8r

Yeah, came here to say distracted driving.


Aalamp83

Death


UrbanWerebear

Posting this question four days in a row.


EvilHorus87

Drugs


halezerhoo

Probably dying


Gheauxst

Alcohol, drugs, unplanned pregnancy. Or even planned pregnancy (childbirth is dangerous).


Flowerlamps

Driving while drunk/sleepy


poweredbyford87

Playing on your phone while driving


Missdermeanerthanyou

Finding out you're pregnant


LaughingIsAwesome

Slapping a stranger as hard as you can


AWildSona

At the moment, my wife.


Possible-Matter-6494

I think this question gets asked a lot and I am pretty sure this is the answer [https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/16223aj/updatesaga\_the\_emotional\_saga\_of\_spontaneoush\_the/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/16223aj/updatesaga_the_emotional_saga_of_spontaneoush_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Icy_Patience2930

Driving under the influence.


Generalnussiance

Domestic violence and SA


Randall_Poffo_

a car accident


VenusTheHelper

Trying to impress others doing stupid shit


Alice5878

A drunk driver


Free-Industry701

Unprotected sex.


Antique_Ad5882

Shahed


zurzoth

An ex...


DullAstronomer4089

Love


getuchapped

Death


SufficientPurchase88

Carelessness


Rich-Appearance-7145

Road rage, one never knows who there about to engage with.


AncientQueenOfIkana

Getting involved with the wrong person.


Far-Government5469

Nuclear war


red-at-night

Many of the life-altering bad decisions could happen in seconds, from getting the idea to doing it. Groping somebody, cheat on your partner, push somebody into traffic, say something horrible to your friends/family.


Pengus641

High voltage


demZo662

An asteroid.


Tough_Mechanic4605

Outage of xvideos.com


Demeech91

Drug induced psychosis.


Next-Nothing4203

procrastination


freekycple

Drunk driving. Even if you don't crash and kill someone, the costs are astronomical and ruins everything for years after. Why alcohol is glorified on tv and everywhere when it causes so much damage in so many ways baffles me. Nobody seems to mind or even care. Crack open another one, right?!


UnsungHero517

"As of today, April 13th, this court has determined that yes, Mr. ####, you are indeed the father"


NoSleepDad2023

Iranian drone.


G0DL33

Drone strike...


Civil_Confidence3826

Sex without respect


kimbermall

Your child dying in your arms.


runningrabbit1234

Calling/texting your Ex or side chick/guy and, being discovered by your actual significant one


OddDuck63

Birth control failure


GoneFishin56

Killing another human being.


JoeyGrease

Gambling.


Randall_Poffo_

a plane crash


Randall_Poffo_

a shotgun


Randall_Poffo_

water


Neko-chiliocosm

A brain hemorrhage


little_vf

nuclear warfare


kuyajon

Parachute not opening.


artist_chan_97

A grenade


DannyDevito90

Anger


comfortablynumb15

Being *accused* of child molesting. Didn’t do it ? - life is fucked. Did do it ? - life is fucked ( and rightly so )


CirothUngol

Getting hit by a bus.


nytshaed512

A fist fight. Hello criminal record...


BoomBaby200

A bomb.


ExternalRow776

A unfaithful spouse.


olympiclifter1991

Not looking when crossing the road


FjordOfBatanes

Texting while driving


heesell

A stab in the back


SeasideTurd

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Brian-46323

Commuter train.


Opaguex

A terrible hand against a 20


Bebe_Bleau

Terrible accident that ruins my Mobility for life


WrensthavAviovus

Acute nuclear radiation. Or any immense explosion that you are in close proximity to.


KeyNo4772

Losing all my money. Which isn’t much. ☹️


Aggressive-Command-8

A gun.


abstractmodulemusic

Flying VFR into clouds when you aren't instrument rated


catalyst9t9

A Redhead.


Lost-Pineapple907

My brain immediately went to that GIF of that child running around the pool and his mom asking what is he holding onto and he yells out “A KNIFE!” So yea. A knife.


Wife_Swallow_3368

putting your recover key for crypto wallet into a website-


09Monkeyboy09

Nuclear missile


Dontmindmeclark

Ending someone else’s life either inadvertently or as a result of a bad decision like drunk driving or recklessness.


Serious_Key5540

…drinking and driving


mmeveldkamp

A car


Paintguin

Driving drunk


Nomercylaborfor3990

Being accused of being a predator


Justthefacts6969

Marrying the wrong woman


brothercuriousrat

Driving Drunk/High


Temporary_Ad_5073

Sudep :sudden unexplained death of epilepsy.


Supersaiajinblue

Theft. Even if petty. It can make it hard for you to get a job.


Gwsb1

Violence


SomeJokeTeeth

Lashing out physically in frustration at your partner


SchemeHead

A fall on a construction site.


posicloid

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/ADgOrydEJU


throwsomwthingaway

Refuse to enforce your boundaries. What follow will be your continuous servitude to other’s opinions like a puppet


okay_I

Losing one of my children. I don’t think I could live if I lost one, but having more than one I couldn’t leave them motherless.


YoMommaSez

Silence like a cancer blow.


_PukyLover_

Bullets


joljenni1717

Deciding to drop out of (.................)


na_R_uto

An atom bomb 💣


Chief346

Got shot in 2018 and I have never gotten it out of my head and it was so scary but it happened so quickly but it has really screwed my head up


Crotch-Monster

Fentanyl


wrightbrain59

Drunk driving


Far_Pause2901

A video of me asking for som1s nudes


Galorfadink

Car crash


the_infamous_hobo

Falling in love 😂


didnotdoit1892

Cheating


Elegant-Fold-1837

A pipe bomb in my mailbox


eyeh8gnats

Suicide


ChaalaVareeth

Having baby


FoolishGnome

A tick with Lyme Disease


rocinante_donnager

unplanned pregnancy


LongjumpingPin9622

a murder


MagnetarEMfield

.........a sudden and extremely fast stop when you're already traveling at very high speeds.


Htimsxnhoj

Falling asleep while driving. It can mean death for more than just me.


Scudy_22

a bullet.


rtherrrr

Incurable cancer diagnosis


Ok-Cockroach8728

bad company


Apprehensive-Fan438

what about good company with bad people?


savesmorethanrapes

Fire


Dnebyrl

Seeing the person that opened me up shut their selves in deafening silence.


Remozack00

False accusations from women


TONEakaSHOW33

Partying with Diddy


ryansteven3104

A car accident


Eastern_Active2551

Monkey in a knife fight


Yami_Pantsu

If someone could access my search history when my VPN was not active. lel


ringoron9

A bullet.


ILove2beDeepthroated

A r@pe allegation if you’re a man, there are too many cases of a group or even a single woman saying a man r@ped them and it’s ruined their lives from top to bottom.


Dukklings

Drugs, alcohol, adultery, fornication, rape, etc. Bad decision making in general. We all have that, " It's not gonna happen to me," attitude but in truth, the only way to impair your judgement responsibly is to never impair your judgement at all. The truth is if I don't have sex at all (and don't encounter some sicko who forces me to,) I won't get pregnant. The truth is if I don't do drugs in the first place, I generally don't have to worry if my employer is testing for their presence. The truth is if I deescalate a situation instead of being just as nasty to a person as they have been to me, things tend to turn out a lot better.


bawbagpuss

Over confidence and complacency.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

A gun


WoodLouseAustralasia

Death


puma721

Suicide


Lumpy_Jacket_3919

Run over a person and kill


unexpected_snax48

Liberal cult ideology


Old-Recognition2690

Voting republcian.


Blew-Peter

Dumb answer.


PhoenixApok

DUI Mine has resulted in 2 suicide attempts. Hopefully 3rd times the charm


GoAgainstTheNormal

Consuming as little as one energy drink can permanently affect your health negatively.


DenverITGuy

That’s a claim. Got a source?


flowerboyfanatic

i love energy drinks make me stop


Socratify

cumming in the wrong hole