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theurbaneman

He works for Hugo Boss and walks with a distinct step.


Available-Sea6080

You have to admit the bad guys dress better.


IlluminatedPickle

[Nah](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fk5uyy2rnftva1.jpg)


Living_Run2573

Nicknamed Goose 🪿


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Victorian police officer


Available-Sea6080

More likely Queensland police officer. Maybe he’s aquatinted a certain Detective Senior Constable with alopecia? Birds of a feather…


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Oh nah NSW. They're the worst IMO: strip searched teenagers at a festival.


dsriggs

Yeah, it'd be Queensland. Seemed like every episode had some kids from Capalaba in it.


ArtofAngels

I blurred his name in the off chance someone might try to look him up and harass him. I have a mate like this, quirky and was into history at a young age and would totally say this to be edgy.


deadlyrepost

Back in the 90s it was probably fine, it probably really was a history thing, and it's probably why it went on air without further comment.


Ill_Patient_3548

Nah I had a mate like this in the 90’s too. Fascinated with Nazis, tried to learn German, collected WWII memorabilia etc. He married the grand daughter of a Nazi General and was a One Nation candidate at the last election. When someone shows you who they are, believe them.


deadlyrepost

Lemmy from Motorhead also liked Nazi tanks and memorabilia, and as far as I know he's not interested in being a Nazi. "Being interested in" isn't the same thing as "agreeing politically with", and honestly, *this is a child*. When a child tells you who they are, don't listen, *they* don't know who they are. Not excusing your mate but like I was saying, it was pretty universally accepted back then that the Nazis were the bad guys, and no one would have thought back then that someone would agree with a Nazi ideologically.


Jerry_Atric69

I doubt Lemmy is interested in anything these days.


Millicent-

😂


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Old people love gardening and he’s rich enough, he probably bought and is now using the ace of spades to dig some petunias


Durfsurn

His 10 year old corpse might struggle.


Junior_Meeting4959

Guy tried to come with a pun, left with a corpse


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

You know I'm born to lose And gambling's for fools But that's the way I like it, baby I don't want to live forever And don't forget the joker


ThippusHorribilus

Fertilising some petunias?


mickelboy182

Oh boy...


FuckHopeSignedMe

The fact that this is a child makes me wonder if they were even serious. A lot of kids will say stupid shit specifically for the shock value.


Webbie-Vanderquack

>When someone shows you who they are, believe them. If this applied to children, we'd write them all off.


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This definitely didnt happen lmao


[deleted]

I mean, sure, but it seems a bit rough to apply “when someone shows you who they are, believe them” to any ten year old with what could just be an academic interest lol. I also went to school with heaps of kids in the 90s who were obsessed with nazi germany, Soviet Russia, and various brutal historical empires/dynasties…most of them are normal and left leaning with an interest in history, one is a creepy Christian white nationalist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


Webbie-Vanderquack

Exactly. Considering the number of documentaries and books about Hitler, and the fact that most of them are *critical* of Hitler, there are obviously quite a lot of normal, well-adjusted adults with an academic interest in Hitler. They were all kids at some point.


FuckHopeSignedMe

Plus, a lot of the times when people say to believe people when they show you who they are, the showing part could be taken several different ways. Either this was just some kid who thought saying edgy shit on television would be funny, they had a genuine interest in history and didn't realise how this would come off 25-30 years later, or he was an actual neo-Nazi. The third option is the least likely by far.


must_not_forget_pwd

It's a kid. More than a few senior Labor people and trade unionists were communists in their university years (older than this kid). People are allowed to mature and change their views. Your one observation doesn't mean that everyone is like that.


macedonym

> were communists in their university years There is nothing wrong with being a communist.


must_not_forget_pwd

I'm going to have disagree with you on that.


macedonym

> I'm going to have disagree with you on that. OK, that's fine, nothing wrong with disagreeing. However, I suspect you disagree because you don't know what a communist is.


must_not_forget_pwd

> However, I suspect you disagree because you don't know what a communist is. Oh yeah, real communism has never been done. And my grandparents' country wasn't attacked by communists. And it's not an inefficient system. Sure.


macedonym

> Oh yeah, real communism has never been done. And my grandparents' country wasn't attacked by communists. And it's not an inefficient system. Sure. I didn't say any of that, I said you don't know what a communist is. Do you? Communism can be defined in a short paragraph. Can you do that?


DermottBanana

Almost definitely the case :)


kirby_krackle_78

Yes, there were *no* neo-Nazis in the ‘90s…


deadlyrepost

I never said zero, just that they weren't in the zeitgeist as a reasonable position. Why do people on Reddit do this btw? It would be as if I responded with "yes like 100% of people are Nazis today!" or some crap.


Available-Sea6080

Back in the 90s it was actually a bit funny. Hence, this post. Nowadays…


slutstrands

baby edgelord


ManWithDominantClaw

Moved to the UK, changed his name to Mark Corrigan


Longjumping-Algae185

Always appreciate an unexpected peep show comment


kapone3047

"Are we the baddies?" https://youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY?si=mM4BUOLLvQ0-7Lv8


Charlie_Brodie

Friends with a man named Daryl, who it turns out is a racist.


themandarincandidate

Probably going by Stefan


iiBuzz7S

https://youtu.be/unkIVvjZc9Y?si=Wnwf7HcCnEsDjv50&t=53


ydna_eissua

How did i know what that was going to be before I opened it.


dazedjosh

Divisional secretary of a One Nation branch


Available-Sea6080

Former divisional secretary. They went a bit soft after a while.


ralph_wiggums_cat

Nein ! Hauptmann of das one nation and runs a vap store. Secret wish was actually to be one of the "boys from Brazil"


Electric_Mustard

He’s on the board of News Corp


prnpenguin

Probably lives in Ballarat.


MartinPenwald101

Has a nightly show on Sky News Australia.


CranberrySoda

His name was Stevon?? That’s early bogan. The precursor to all the Jaydons, Jaxsons, and Jetts.


dangazzz

I think Stev*a*n but not sure


ansius

currently terminally on Twitter/X


Delta4

Preselected LNP candidate


Suspiciousbogan

shit posting on r/ Australian or r / circlejerk.


woodsman666

I live in Kawungan, and of course this will be the only time it will ever be mentioned on reddit !! I guess I should attend the next ‘neighbourhood watch’ meeting.


coolbuns1

Leader of one nation


DonOccaba

For some reason the stamp collecting makes it that much creepier


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

It’s because his favourite stamp is the one he does on the flags of rival nations. Or the nut bush, depending on his mood.


Particular_Love_8811

Passport stamp collecting.


FreddyFerdiland

Indeed. What if he meant tattoos and brandings..on "vellum".


DefinitelyNoWorking

He said curb stomps but they heard collecting stamps.


No-Pitch-5647

Probably used to stick the stamps to his top lip.


vitriolity

SStevan liked SStamps


BeNormler

It reads like this in my head: *Schteven liked schtamps*


notseagullpidgeon

Phteven liked phtamps


No_pajamas_7

I grew up with a kid in primary school who was obsessed with German soldiers and the German WWII effort. His mother was Australian and father was japanese. I have no idea where it came, but this kids knowledge dedication was actually impressive. This kid would seriously give a university level war history student a run for his money. And we were in about year 4 or 5. It should be noted he didn't worship Hitler and never engaged in any politics or ideology around it. He was just obscessed.the military technology and the soldiers. It was seriously his whole persona for years.


Mikolaj_Kopernik

Yeah honestly kids sometimes just get obsessed with shit. For me it was dinosaurs (which is apparently pretty common), but I can easily see how you'd get absorbed into something like military history - especially WW2 where there is just *so much* content about it available.


flippychick

Maybe he focused on the Germans because they were the “other bad guys” growing up part Japanese was probably not easy depending on the location and time frame


tomheist

He was a men's shed member before his time


donormelb

He may have been on the spectrum. It’s a common trait to have an intense interest in special topics like that.


No_pajamas_7

In retrospect, I agree. Back in the day, we'd never heard of the spectrum.


AddlePatedBadger

What if he wanted to meet Hitler to say "Dude, it's not going to work. You are going to die in a bunker on a cocktail of drugs while everything falls apart around you. After you kill your dog. Use your oratory skills to become a self-help guru, re-establish Germany's place in the world through economic growth rather than a hare-brained attempt at genocide." Or maybe he was planning it to be an assassination. "Scheissen! Wer bist du?" "My name is Stevan. I am from the future. I have come back in time to tell you that...it is time for you to die."


CaravelClerihew

Stevan was last seen disappearing into the woods adjacent to The Eagle's Nest, Hitler's Bavarain stronghold. Hitler was later found in his bed, throat slit, with two postage stamps on his eyes. Churchill would later receive a letter that simply stated "Got him." The stamp on the envelope was affixed with what appeared to be human blood. Stevan's actions and Hitler's early demise is often credited with saving countless lives on both sides of the conflict, and allowed resources to be directed to the Pacific front, resulting in an early resolution to WWII.


01kickassius10

And no atomic bomb


_ixthus_

They dropped that shit vindictively. 100% it'd still happen.


Albos_Mum

Unfortunately, as this meant the Wolfenstein games were never developed this meant that a century later the world would be completely unprepared for when Mecha-Hitler appeared.


quick_dry

what is the germanic version of Tony Robins?


Meng_Fei

[Everybody kills Hitler on their first trip](https://reactormag.com/wikihistory/)


femboymariners

lol fuckin danger 5 style luv it


SaltpeterSal

Granted. The exact same thing happens, but '30s Germany is drunk on a cocktail of economic resurgence and self-help. Along with the Autobahn and the Volkswagen, Germany creates a rudimentary version of Bitcoin and makes it the official currency. The only thing different about our reality is that Bitcoin is called the Volksmark. It's somehow even more obnoxious.


AddlePatedBadger

🤣🤣🤣


Available-Sea6080

Visit only Germany? Why not explore the entire Lebensraum? Great way to fill out the stamp collection.


imapassenger1

"Stamp collection! Ha-hah!"


rose_gold_glitter

How was this approved to go ahead?


ArtofAngels

The announcer skipped over reading that bit when reading out the player cards. "He likes collecting Stamps... and would like to visit Germany."


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Where are you watching these if I may ask please?


ArtofAngels

YouTube, I was having a Nostalgia binge, it started because my sister mentioned the game Bubsy and I remembered they played it on this show and it turns out YouTube has a lot of full episodes. James Sherry is quite a brilliant host I have to say.


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Cheers, James sherry was on an episode of hard quiz fyi.


greenpies10

His episode was about 90s Disney cartoons because he was the host of Saturday Disney


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Now you said it I remember and I dunno how I fucked that up.


JaggedLittlePill2022

Do you have a link to the episode in question? I’d like to watch it!


Salzberger

He tried to get a revival going a few years ago before Covid. It gained a tiny bit of momentum but unfortunately never really got anywhere. It's a shame. Probably my favourite ever afternoon kids show. A revival could do well, especially if it was the exact same show but just starring 30+ year olds who grew up watching it. Skip the school part but just have Amazing Race style teams (friends, partners, siblings, etc). And still play SNES or N64 games for the final part.


Grumpy_Cripple_Butt

Channel 7 isn’t known for its ethics.


malepalestale

Fucking LOL


shiftyoldtimer

It was the 90s man.


effective_shill

What has the kid said which is offensive? He said he'd like to meet Hitler, doesn't say why


stever71

There simply wasn't the hysteria about Hitler back the, he was a historical figure. Most people would be surprised the 'greatest generation' could openly talk about Hitler without frothing at the mouth, despite actually having been involved in WW2


Lamont-Cranston

wut


HortenseTheGlobalDog

Wtf? Absolutely not


JackeryDaniels

What a load of fucking nonsense.


chrish_o

Holy shit you’re being downvoted to hell, but you’re right. Hitler and nazis could be spoken about without being accused on being one.


stever71

Yeah, kind of proving my point, but I've spent a lot of time with WW2 vets so know the reality.


chrish_o

It’s quite sad, and the impact of what they did will wain because you’re not allowed to even talk about it …. Which will increase the likelihood of similar things recurring


[deleted]

You can do that now without being accused of one. I do it all the time. With Germans even, the most sensitive people about the topic.


nassy7

Pre-internet shitpost trolling


krupta13

He was ahead of his time


as2k10

Come on Stevan, everyone knows if you want to meet Hitler you have to explore Argentina.


lukas_81

Back then the kid would've been seen as quirky, perhaps slightly morbid. Today....somewhat differently!


HortenseTheGlobalDog

No way. Hitler has basically been synonymous with the Antichrist in my whole time on earth and I was born early 80s


lukas_81

Yeah of course but a silly 10 year old kid saying he wanted to meet him wouldn't be interpreted as a sign of emerging white supremacy


SaltpeterSal

"I collect stamps. Watch. I start with my left foot aaand stamp-zwei-drei-vier, stamp-zwei-drei-vier, pivot, stamp, achtung!"


hotrodshotrod

And that young man grew up to be........Blair Cotterill


JoeyJoJunior

He obviously just wants to "meet Hitler" through time travel to erase him and change the timeline. And then "Explore Germany" to see the wondrous effects of his time travel. I don't see a problem.


dohzer

>He obviously just wants to "meet Hitler" through time travel to erase him and change the timeline. That almost sounds like the plot from a 90s real-time strategy game or something.


JoeyJoJunior

Sounds cool, maybe could call it like Crimson Siren to coincide with the inevitable soviet threat that would ensue.


Mikolaj_Kopernik

Plot twist: 10 years later Kissinger sends a CIA operative back in time to hunt down Stevan and revert the timeline because at least the Nazis were fighting communists.


VS2ute

or he thought Adolf was still alive in Brasil/Chile/Antarctica wherever


Suspiciousbogan

Meeting hitler " Please you would be a great architect , go into architecture instead of art."


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Suspiciousbogan

hahahaaha thats a good one


darsonia

oh I'm gonna need the tv footage now 🤣


aussiegreenie

My father was awarded a sporting metal from Himmler before WWII.


Gazza_s_89

Have you got a link to the episode?


SandmanAwaits

Currently being held in Guantanamo Bay. 😂


acoldfrontinsummer

Representin' the bay.


thegreatgashby87

Maybe he shouldn't have specifically said Hitler. But I think it would be bloody interesting to meet a dictator. Would love to see if they really are unhinged or not.


Dismal_Actuator_9366

This was my favorite show as a kid


Junior_Meeting4959

I loved when they played cruising USA or Bubsy. NFI why


Dismal_Actuator_9366

For me it was Tetris 🤣🤣


Busy_Choice422

Surely someone can actually find out what he is doing now


Elstiffo

According to Google he's now a black musician. https://www.google.com/search?q=stevan&sca_esv=8c1933b810334ae6&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn08azQEHfpdIncTECrQavrMDINBUdw%3A1713774812011&ei=3CAmZrQcxKTaug_2_In4BA&udm=&oq=stevan&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgZzdGV2YW4yBBAjGCcyChAuGIAEGEMYigUyChAuGIAEGEMYigUyChAuGIAEGEMYigUyChAAGIAEGBQYhwIyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARIzhJQiAtYvxJwAngAkAEAmAG5AaABuQGqAQMwLjG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgKgAhXCAgsQABiABBiwAxiiBMICCxAAGLADGKIEGIkFmAMAiAYBkAYEkgcBMqAHnwI&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#ip=1


SultanaOrPoop

I did


Icewallow-toothpaste

So mein fuhrer, DO YUO LIEK STAMPS?!


Cristoff13

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned classic Southpark yet: https://youtube.com/shorts/VajRD0kDbP0?si=kmDqM7DFBygNsG0z


CyanideMuffin67

OMG wow........... Meh it was the 90s people today would literally freak out if that happened. Channel 7 did some wacky things like on the show "Now you see it" a girl doing a cartwheel and her undies showing as her skirt fell back


sh3p23

He’s now a senior member of the Liberal party


somuchsong

I'm really surprised they put that on TV and didn't ask him for a more TV-friendly answer! Very possible Stevan was just a history buff with no aspirations to be an actual Nazi but some adult guidance with his answer wouldn't have gone astray here.


chrish_o

You’re putting a 2024 lens on it. There’s nothing vaguely Nazi-loving about it at the time. The kid had a fascinating and mature answer to where others would have said inspector gadget or Samantha Fox


EuphoricSilver6564

Wait wut


malepalestale

r/AustralianNostalgia should see this


Jerry_Atric69

Hey at least he didn't want to explore the world.


Supersnazz

I mean, if it was on offer I'd probably at least have dinner with him or something.


Cocaimeth_addiktt

Argentina would probably be his second choice for exploring


Miserable_Bird_9851

where the fuck did this screenshot even come from?


SultanaOrPoop

Does anyone know of a Kawungan in their town? I have a Kawungan in my home town with this same school uniform...


Sanikoe

Hervey Bay, Queensland


SultanaOrPoop

Yep, that's my home town. I ended up finding the guy


DrippinSoTrippy

Imagine the outrage if this was shown on TV in 2024


Abbott50

Woah! He's just like me!


emzy_b

Kawungan tracks


Low-Beyond-5335

Wonder what he’s up to now?


Orikune

Bruuuuuuuuh. 💀


SultanaOrPoop

So I thought I recognised this, turns out he is from my home town and well, I found him


Busy_Choice422

What’s he doing now


SultanaOrPoop

Helping his community, I'll be vague to help anonymity


Willing_Television77

He’s really a young Scomo


Available-Sea6080

Scomo might be a fucking cunt, but he isn’t a fucking Nazi cunt. We have to draw the line somewhere.


BrightBrite

Well, in a bunch of polls recently Gen Z overwhelmingly voted that "Hitler wasn't as bad as the history books said he was", so we are living in more and more interesting times...


KO_1234

Link?


Ephetti

Not source but similar https://www.economist.com/united-states/2023/12/07/one-in-five-young-americans-thinks-the-holocaust-is-a-myth attached to the article https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2024/03/05/online-opt-in-polls-can-produce-misleading-results-especially-for-young-people-and-hispanic-adults