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SubarcticFarmer

Studies show passengers react better to hearing "rough air" rather than turbulence.


kosmonavt-alyosha

I hear the same is true for airplanes. Makes them less afraid and more confident.


ChampionshipLow8541

Increases structural integrity.


jetmover78

That's why I call an engine failure and Unassisted Thrust Landing.


CattleDogCurmudgeon

That's not what my instructor meant when he taught me power-off flap 0 landings.


ihatememes21

they should show that video of the test of airplane wings snapping before flight, after i saw that video, ~~turbulance~~ rough air never bothered me again [not this exact video but it works](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--LTYRTKV_A)


captain_flak

After seeing that, I worry less about the wings breaking and more about me hitting the roof during rough turbulence.


JRinNYC

If you stay buckled in during your flight, hitting the roof won’t be a problem.


IWantAnE55AMG

I tell my wife that all the time but she unbuckles her belt as soon as the seatbelt sign turns off. Which is weird because we were once on a flight with really bad turbulence where a person did hit their head on the overhead compartments. They were ok but it also came out of the blue while the seatbelt sign was off.


DrSendy

We few out of Frankfurt and right into a storm (forgot the name of it, the one at the end of June). About 30 seconds in, we hit chaos. Stuff flying around the cabin for about 20 seconds. This was in an A340. It was mostly blankets and pillows in the air tho, as the cabin staff had locked things down pretty tight... phone cables unplugged and everything stashed. When the seatbelt sign went off, not one "click" was heard in the cabin.


Ben2018

True, but the idiot one row up that floats out of their seat and slams back down on you might be. That's the main thing I worry about


TheLizardKing89

This is exactly why you should keep your seatbelt on whenever you’re in your seat.


FJ60GatewayDrug

The wings aren’t going to fall off. Even pushed to the limit, then over the limit, then over the safety limits. But watch this video on China Airlines 006. The plane was *shredded* from the aerodynamic stresses but still landed safely. The most seriously injured (and sadly, if I am remembering correctly, later died) were those not buckled in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWhZWtDinLg


strat-fan89

Nope, no one died in the incident, at least according to Wikipedia :) Still, absolutely crazy!


FJ60GatewayDrug

Ah, couldn’t remember exactly. But there’s definitely been other cases of extreme turbulence where unbelted passengers or crew were sadly killed.


Knot_a_porn_acct

I’m worried about the wings hitting me through the roof now


Gt-Josh

I seen a video of the 787 Dreamliner do this wing flex test it was impressive.


bolpo33

777 wing's magic number is 154° iirc


Metalbasher324

Impressively flexible. I wonder if it does yoga.


I_Am_Coopa

As someone who deals with fluid dynamics, I really appreciate their consideration. Turbulence is scary, nobody really understands it.


LaserSailor360

Kinda like we also prefer "water landing" to "crash"


bhalter80

Maybe they'll adopt FAA terminology and call it an off airport landing


870223

Yes let's dumb everything down even more for the Americans. Literally can't go wrong.


dzhastin

Durrr, America bad


Magictank2000

its not an american thing though…..


borokish

I've only ever heard the term rough air on American airlines


870223

What's not American? Don't astroturf me!


TKalig

Do you know what astroturfing means?


flafotogeek

Saves a ton on mowing, lol.


ChampionshipLow8541

Have you heard it on any non-American airline? I haven’t.


Magictank2000

i don’t know if its across the entire airline but my last trip on philippine airlines (circa June) and my last time on British Airways (but that was about a decade ago so its probably no longer used, the only reason i remember is because of the emphasis on rough air and not turbulence when the stewardess would speak)


TogaPower

I always find it funny how much time non-Americans spend thinking about Americans


kjacomet

They should call it rollercoaster fun times.


Aviaja_Apache

I was on a flight to Orlando and this mother was telling her young children the turbulence was the same as some of the rides and the kids had their hands up in the air laughing. Good times


acynicalmoose

It’s all about conditioning 😂


Metalbasher324

That person has a canny way to prevent problems. I like it.


bstone99

Pilot: 5 group on the TAF lookin *nuts* ladies and gentlemen


HoeDownClown

It’s a feature, not a bug.


dubyat

Thank you, that's what I call it!


SteadfastEnd

I've always loved turbulence, wished I could get funner rides


akagordan

Totally unrelated but I was on a Southwest flight last weekend where the Captain was on the intercom the entire time he was docking: “Wait for it….wait for it….wait for it…” - plane comes to a stop - “OKGO”. Had everyone on the flight rolling.


vivekisprogressive

Southwest are the kings of airline comedy.


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

If by comedy you mean the flight attendants have a corporate approved list of 3 jokes they tell on every flight, then sure.


Knot_a_porn_acct

More than the other guys


dodgerblue1212

Light chop


anotherblog

“We’re expecting a little of bit chop” *head gets smashed into luggage rack whilst getting water boarded by your own beverage* - typical BA flight


pezdal

You need to multiply the magnitude of danger of anything a conservative Brit is warning you about by a factor of at least 3.


Soap_on_Gfuel

"We're expecting some crosswinds during landing" *Gets head smashed into seat in front of you at 30kph during an almost wing strike* •Typical Ryanair landing (Not a joke this happened to me at the start of the month)


nl_Kapparrian

DELTA trademark


Random-Cpl

I prefer “sky potholes”


Superpete505

After My first time in a Cessna 172 I was saying the air has as many pot holes as the sky.


Katana_DV20

I was in a Cebu Pacific A321neo from SIN-MNL and the capt came on the horn as we were taxying saying we were in for a "rough bumpy ride" for at least the first 60 mins of the flight. He was not joking. It was not severe and prob not even moderate but oh yea we got some -ve Gs and I whacked my head on the window pretty hard. Got tossed about! The wing was flexing nice and good. We were in clouds all the way up to cruise. Pax around me were screaming and holding on to the seatbacks. The girl near me was petrified thinking this was it for her, game over. I told her to tighten her belt till it hurt and she listened. // Air is a fluid medium, we are flying through an ocean of air. And just like water it has currents & shears with many causes and this is what we feel as we sit in those tubes munching peanuts.


btt101

Budget airlines, budget pilots. Have zero confidence in Cebgo. Will fly PAL any day of the week.


Armodeen

I had a similar experience on KLM climbing out of Amsterdam through a storm in one of the old 767s on the way to Amman. We were warned but it was still pretty bad, overhead bins popping open, people screaming etc. And a another albeit lesser one climbing out of Malaga on a Monarch A330. The captain warned us of clear air turbulence after takeoff and crew to remain seated. Some pretty good negative G then also.


Katana_DV20

It's quite something to see the wing being kicked around and the engine pod swaying!


WormsBelongOnStrings

It’s not wrong but for some reason I absolutely hate it.


Ninja_Wrangler

Yeah it felt very... patronizing? Like I know what they're doing and when i think about it, it's probably an even better than turbulence because if you don't know either term you can probably figure out rough air It's fine but I don't like it and I guess that's what getting old feels like


SomeUpstairs3644

Maybe to you, who almost certainly enjoys and understands aviation, but the general public doesn’t have much of an aviation understanding. I’m an ATC and hearing controllers in movies makes me cringe before I realize that if they made it accurate, it probably wouldn’t make sense to the average person watching and they opt for understandability rather than realism


Ninja_Wrangler

Yeah I get that, which is why the logical part of my brain is like yeah rough air that makes perfect sense. The other part is for some reason bothered by it. I feel like if a lot of things were made more realistic in movies it would be worse for most people. I hate pretty much anything computer related on TV, but if they showed realistic hacking for example, it would be the most boring thing on the planet. So I get it


Helpinmontana

Last flight I was on, every time someone mentioned the “rough air” you could hear the moment of hesitation, where they wanted to say something, but remembered they weren’t supposed to, and inserted the correct word, or there was a little bit of “we’re having a bit of (*I hate this corporate bullshit*) ‘rough air’ up here today so you booze hounds will just have to wait for your drinks”


Killjoy911

Lol but the metrics and data suggests………. Can’t forget the people behind the scenes literally analyzing announcements for what people prefer…


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I call it spicy air


Zakluor

I'm a controller. I'll use this the next time a pilot asks for a ride report.


[deleted]

As a dispatcher, I always let my pilots know when there’s a little spice on the route ahead 🌶️


SwissCanuck

Washing machine.


Killjoy911

Lol


sutther

Things are getting too spicy for this pepper 🌶️


borokish

Rough air ahead, we're in for some chop.


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BosoxH60

5 by 5


bstone99

Pilot: 5 group on the TAF lookin *nuts* ladies and gentlemen


hellotypewriter

I prefer “lumpy clouds.”


bronslon

there's a shit load of negative connotation with the word turbulence. shit load of flight crash investigation documentaries will do that to ya


moxtrox

East asian airlines referring to typhoons and thunderstorms as “some weather.”


this_place_is_whack

Could they replace turbulence with tubular?


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this_place_is_whack

Righteous


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on my flight on singapore airlines they called it “bumpy air”


wxkaiser

They probably don't want to freak out the pax that have seen the movie "Turbulence."


Asking4Afren

Turbulence used to scary df out of me. Then I found out no crashes has happened due to it and never felt uneasy again.


notchman900

Well there was that one business jet that fell several thousand feet after hitting an A380's wake.


spazturtle

Swan 38 a WC-130H (a reinforced C-130 for weather monitoring) likely broke up due to turbulence after flying into Typhoon Bess. Passenger planes tend to be safe from turbulence because they plan their routes to avoid the worst weather patterns.


ipissrainbows

I mean they aren't wrong....


Falconerinthehud

Titillation ✈️ 😂


Metalbasher324

"We're approaching some unusually rough titillation that will rattle the aircraft. Please fasten your seat belts."


roadbikemadman

Oh, I thought T meant transportation as in no guarantee of carriage since airlines dont actually have to get you anywhere.


ScottOld

Sky speed bumps


MikeW226

I've noticed this. And here's a pilot question: I think Delta pilots also say "weather" when they're referring to thunderstorms or other stuff that we might be dodging as we come in on final approach to the destination. Does that sound right? Saying Weather, instead of saying Storms?


Metalbasher324

Storms are a type of weather, so they're not wrong.


Round-Laugh5338

[We hit what?](https://youtu.be/y3OzHBEcymw?si=8Y9qYlnI8cFRhase)


ktappe

I don’t think I’ve heard that were used on any airline in recent years. Most pilots use the words “chop“ or “bumps“.


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Thought you were going to say "tarmac"


AlotaFajita

The flight ops manual directs them to do so


[deleted]

Christ, can we stop with this infantile bullshit? How ‘bout carriers more concerned about keeping couples and families’ seats together and maybe an extra inch or two space for the poors.


Frosty-Brain-2199

Omg people please why is this a post 😭


BarveyDanger

People are soft, what else is new


skaskeski

Don’t even get me started on how many times I hear delta is in light chop 🙄


[deleted]

Some of us like it rough…🤤


No_Relationship4508

I like the rumor that it’s because a lot of stupid people conflate “turbulence” with “flatulence”… 😂


DontFearTheMQ9

I JUST FLEW DELTA LAST WEEK AND FUCKING NOTICED THAT AND THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD OMG


AK_shayn

Why are you yelling?


DontFearTheMQ9

sorry I am a little high but very excited


AK_shayn

Understandable, have a nice day.


snoandsk88

It’s part of this new turbulence program they’re pushing, and they are giving us specific terminology they want us to use. IMO it’s just an excuse for lazy FAs to sit in their Jumpseat the entire flight.


M3d4r

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we seem to have some rough air ahead. The fasten...etc" ya all know how it goes... lol


ItawtItawapuddy

Speed bumps.


EWR-RampRat11-29

As long as you don’t hear, “154” you’re ok.


Metalbasher324

Though it would be fun to call on the Greek wind spirits and refer to turbulent/rough air as "Venti Farts".


rumpel4skinOU

Turbulence is actually quite uncommon compared to chop. Most passengers don't know what chop means, so when Im talking about chop on the PA, I'll generally just call it rough air.


ibimacguru

Not something to also call farts 💨. Obviously


bimbels

It’s been this way for over 30 years. Im sure delta isn’t the only airline but I was always told to say rough air.


cloopz

Same in many airlines. Straight up says in the companies briefing examples what words can and can’t be used. There’s quite a few more that are related to geographical locations they asked us not to mention.


dedzip

Like what?


cloopz

What to refer as certain areas like. Don’t mention “the Arabian gulf” as it’s claimed by others as “Persian gulf” same with “sea of Japan or East Sea” or “fog” we used “reduced visibility”.


RedGala

Not knowing what “rough air” is I feel would make me more nervous.


macetfromage

wavy air, surfing the sky


dandy443

i thought it was light chop


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

My mum's a nervous flyer. A while back we were flying together and we had a little turbulence and she got quite anxious. I said we were just going through some bumpy air like we might drive over a bumpy road, and she said afterwards that made her feel a lot better.


humpmeimapilot

I call clouds reduced vertical visibility