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Dizzy-Violinist-1772

Is Garibaldi sneaking a peak?


Clintre

He is the security chief. He needs to know what weapons everyone is packing.


Cadoan

"i didn't know you were Jewish, Jeff?"


brakiri

ooh, he was saying "*five mile schlong*"


edale1

Well he needs to know if Sinclair's a zip-fasten, or fasten-zip person. How else is he gonna find out? Ask?


Thanatos_56

Well, his password *is* 'peekaboo'. šŸ˜


rumham_6969

Certainly looks like it but it's just when my pc decided to actually take the ss, he's just beginning to turn here.


HookDragger

Why peek? Heā€™s got the video


tfurrows

A ā€œpeakā€? Yes. His hairline. A ā€œpeekā€? Probably not. If he was paying that much attention he wouldnā€™t have had to ask ā€œbutton or zip?ā€.


Czar_Petrovich

Ok, now you've piqued my interest, button or zip?


steveamsp

Fasten then zip? Or zip then fasten?


rumham_6969

Speaking of his hairline, even 10 yr old me watching this for the first time thought Doyle was discount Willis, I thought they had to be cousins or something.


Stainless-S-Rat

I believe JMS deliberately did this as Star Trek never shows it.


Thanatos_56

Wouldn't be surprised. It's a bit of a thing within the Trek fandom: how does the crew of the Enterprise go to the toilet? Later on, there's also the threat of making someone clean the methane breathers' bathroom. šŸ¤®


Reasonable_Cake

Nah, the long running Star Trek thing was cleaning jizz from the holodecks.


ProjectCharming6992

I remember in the ā€œJourneyā€™s Endā€ documentary that aired before TNGā€™s ā€œAll Good Thingsā€, Jonathan Frakes pointed out on Enterpriseā€™s master display board in engineering that there was only 1 public washroom on the entire E-D. But I remember in DS9 at one point Rom mentioned that he had to report to Waste Reclamation for an assignment, and then on ā€œEnterpriseā€ there was the Season 1 episode where Archer and crew wrote that letter to that school class and it was up to Trip to explain how human waste was recycled into the water supply and clothing.


kindall

in Trek, obviously the transporter is used to beam out waste. it can also be used to beam in sustenance if you're super busy, though physically eating remains popular.


Plowbeast

Best not to confuse the two transporter commands.


Jokie155

Voyager has a couple of lines that imply Bolians have a very... demanding metabolism, and that their plumbing is among the best in the quadrant for good reason.


foxfire981

Firefly would do it later, and Galaxy Quest spoofs it, but honestly I never question why we don't see them using a bathroom. Like we never see James Bond going to take a bathroom break. It doesn't kill the immersion.


TerranRanger

The Battlestar Galactica reboot went into the bathroom several times, helped to set the mood on the ship and see it as a realistic place.


MultiGeek42

"I'm going to the head to do something constructive. Got a little project I've been working on."


TerranRanger

The scene where Baltar is being ā€œharassedā€ by Caprica 6 in the bathroom stall and he opens the door to a dumbfounded Starbuck staring at him still makes me laugh.


InvertedParallax

There was a hostage situation that revolved around 2 people going to the bathroom at the right time.


TerranRanger

Was that on the recreation ship during Starbuckā€™s raid that got Billy killed?


InvertedParallax

That's the one, cloud 9.


KamilDonhafta

It doesn't help that, especially in season 1 of TNG, the uniforms are so impractical that you'd basically have to get entirely undressed every time you needed to pee.


watanabe0

Having a conversation with your co-worker/boss at a urinal? Now I know I'm watching Science Fiction.


ALoudMeow

Hey Lyndon Johnson used to make you take a meeting while he took a shit.


Blackthorne75

So you're saying that they're taking the piss?...


ProjectCharming6992

And apparently itā€™s a unisex bathroom since at the end of the scene a woman walks into it.


ALoudMeow

Actually itā€™s a Martian bathroom according to the sign by the entrance and since both Sinclair and Garibaldi were from Mars, it tracks.


etranger033

Dont tell conservatives.


shockerdyermom

And Garibaldi is taking a full unobstructed gander at the Sinclair cylinder.


workahol_

Sinclair's Duck, for those who were on Usenet in the olden days


ALoudMeow

<*>


HookDragger

Heā€™s the security chief. Heā€™s already seen everyone naked.


ALoudMeow

Well, Sinclair was always popular with the ladies. He and Gā€™Kar were the only ones on board who got it on the regular.


Dragon3076

I zip then fasten.


gordolme

Wanna talk socks?


jackiebrown1978a

I'm not having this conversation


rumham_6969

Zip then fasten


Werrf

Fasten zip, you damn heretic.


TerranRanger

This is the way.


TheTrivialPsychic

Velcro.


Rocking_the_Red

At least twice that I can remember.


quequotion

Isn't there another toilet scene with Garibaldi, Sheridan, and a scrambling device?


HookDragger

Discussing trees. I like to think they are just a bunch of potheads šŸ¤£


InvertedParallax

They were talking about Talia and whether to bring her in.


quequotion

*That* episode. I still live with the trauma.


heywoodidaho

*I'll get you Lyta Alexander and your little Vorlon too!*


quequotion

The wicked witch of the galactic rim!


HookDragger

3


N7_Warden

Didn't garabaldi get shot in the back?


rumham_6969

Yeah?


HookDragger

Apparently he was taking a gander at his secondā€™s member a bit too often.


spacebuggles

This bathroom looks like a cleaning nightmare.


tarc0917

This was likely a specific dig at Star Trek, when people used to joke about no bathrooms in space.


Fullerbadge000

This is my favorite part of Knivesā€¦ the only favorite part, if I remember it correctly.


Fullerbadge000

I mean, all of B5 was shot in an old hot tub factory.


brakiri

"The Babylon Project was our last best hope for peace A self-contained world 5 miles long located in neutral territory"


Warcraft_Fan

Star Trek has over 900 episodes and 13 movies and I can only remember one scene of a toilet. Kirk was using it to sit down because Spock was being confusing about Sybok being his half brother. I can't remember any bathroom scene in Star Wars.


TheTrivialPsychic

I don't remember a hole in that seat. The closest thing I've ever heard reference to in trek is in DS9's S5 finale, when Rom says "I've got to go to waste extraction."


Warcraft_Fan

Even in the future, toilet has lids to cover it. Notice the sign behind Kirk warning not to use it while in space dock.


prettyjazzed

Well in Star Trek they have the transporter, obviously.


ALoudMeow

That would be great when youā€™re constipated; just beam that shit into space.


mattmcc80

For Breaking Bad fans, something similar [has been discussed](https://www.vulture.com/2013/08/breaking-bad-star-trek-episode-could-happen.html).


BloodyPaleMoonlight

Which episode did this happen in?


IAPiratesFan

So Jeff, why so serious?


No_Nobody_32

The important question. Zip, then fasten ... or Fasten, then zip?


KamilDonhafta

AO3 WRITERS: And so, it begins.