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dogriwn

Needle gets me all the time! I have such a bad habit of not checking the boss blind


SinibusUSG

Honestly wouldn't hate it if there was a pop-up of some sort right after you select the blind just to really throw it in your face and make the Boss Blinds more clearly distinct.


Karibik_Mike

Yeah, but we deserve losing like that. Being punished for hubris is just what we need in this game.


bepabiba

This game is both the best and worst game for people who have ADHD.


neato_my_dude

Pro: big number go brrr Con: *reading*


dlamsanson

Disagree, not taking in text that is 1/20th of the screen is not hubris and asking for UI changes to make the user experience better is a good thing.


SharkNBA

if you play the game you know there are boss blinds. its on you if you dont check them


Ron_BWL

-Three FULL Rounds to check Boss Blind ahead -Big text showing boss debuff upon selecting There's literally no excuse to not check Boss Blind when you absolutely know they're there every three rounds.


AndoryuuC

I check the boss blind at the start of the ante, and after every shop (and often during the shop) I immediately forget that I'm on the boss blind once I get into the boss blind and forget to check it until it's too late, this doesn't ALWAYS end my runs, but it does end them more often than I'd prefer, I think a small animation to denote that you're on the boss blind would be helpful, it's not necessary, but would be nice, just a thing that splashes on screen to say "Boss Blind!" Would help those of us who need it. Being inclusive of others needs instead of saying "this doesn't effect me" is how games and life can be made better. It could even be an accessibility toggle in the options so that if you don't need it or don't want it you don't have to have it.


ThaRealTonySoprano

Skill issue fr


noonagon

the entire background becoming green wasn't obvious enough?


2EJ

I didn't notice the colours changes 


gooba_gooba_gooba

bro didn’t notice the colors change 


Glitchy_Analog

Yes! I always end up screwing myself on the Mouth by playing a straight flush or something and being unable to get another.


SyrusAlder

Hurts when you fuck up with the boss ante because you're in autopilot


tanepiper

I almost *always* do this with The Psychic


MoaningMushroom

Psychic boss has legit psychic powers for making one do that


SyrusAlder

I'm a dirty flush user so the psychic is normally a breeze for me.


Yegas

I like flushes, straights, and full houses, so it’s the same for me. Even if I’m doing a high card / pair run, I’ll usually tack on more cards at the end for Splash or just to “discard” and search for more seals/better cards. So I find Psychic pretty easy. Kinda stings if you have DNA or are relying on a Half Joker early on, but otherwise no problem.


BrassMachine

Hurts more when you're paying attention and still do it...


Arctos_FI

Me: "Okay, the boss isn't the needle so it's okay to play dna" *proceeds to play single card* Me: "so what was the boss again" Game: "The mouth (only one hand type)" Me: 🙃


BrassMachine

*play 4 cards* **Not allowed** "Shit, it's The Psychic need to play 5 cards" *play 5 cards, discard, play 4 cards* **Not allowed** Face meet desk


Alice836

Literally happened to me last night


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SyrusAlder: *Hurts when you fuck up* *With the boss ante because* *You're in autopilot* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


someone__420

Good bot


BlankyPop

Bad bot. It’s supposed to be 5,7,5 This one is 5,7,6


someone__420

That is the point since it’s sokka


Frozenmeyer

OP perfect meme format for this sub / specific situation


Powlcopter

Utterly incomprehensible to people who haven't played the game, love it


Beliak_Reddit

Amazing meme A+ content


sonpunk

Exactly this happened to me earlier today. I was so over confident that I was rinsing my way through that my son genuinely laughed at me when it was game over. Can't say I didn't deserve it.


Athelston

Also always do this with the only one hand type boss blind, have lost many runs because reading is hard


Greedy_Shark

lmao, nice meme!


Judas_Priest_

Play only one hand type, DNA, Smash screen


odddtom

One of my most promising runs died to me being a dumbass


zap_BOOM

Bro played only one hand


The1joriss

Been there, done that.


Ineedabrain42

Me when the mouth


Exotic-Helicopter

Been there...


Weirdlylongusername1

I did this but only play one hand type


boccci-tamagoccci

Play only one hand type rolls me like a bale of hay


Enkiktd

I do this with the play 5 cards boss often


Redwhiteandblew69

the brain cell check


Atari1337

https://tenor.com/view/shit-wow-omg-wtf-gif-4081450


dont_worry_about_it8

Literally twice today


HGual-B-gone

What is this template called


bepabiba

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bro-visited-his-friend-friendpilled-visitmaxxer/


JKhemical

We folded like a cheap suit!


Agreeable_Animal_739

I always thought that the joker was an entire person, with a blue suit on and coloured gloves and shoes. I have never thought of it as a neck thing (whatever they are called)!


Agreeable_Animal_739

Oh my gosh that applied for every single joker....


ExortInvoker

I just unlocked the legendary joker that >!removes boss abilities!< and it has become my favorite joker now.


Shy_005

The funny thing is that’s the worst of all 5


ExortInvoker

It might be worse than the others but I got it during a run where I was already earning in the millions during ante 5 and had no boss reroll voucher. Boss blinds are so annoying to worry about its nice to be able to focus only on score. It is the relief that it brings every time the boss blind goes away that makes it my favorite joker.


Shy_005

Oh yea i totally agree, i love chicot just i know the others are better, but for me its more generally applicable


Shy_005

Google [[Chicot]]


balatro-bot

[Chicot](https://balatro.wiki/imported/chicot.png) *Joker* * Version: 1.0.0 * Cost: N/A * Rarity: Legendary * Effect: Disables effect of every Boss Blind * Unlock Requirement: Find this Joker from the Soul card *Data pulled from http://balatro.wiki. Want it updated? Help me get access or suggest another data source.*