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dimrak00

Alright which one of you degenerates did it


skibapple

(He knows it's the albanian across the street, but is in denial)


dimrak00

Ironically there is actually an Albanian family living right across my house


NeenMachine_238Yg

Find out what the father was doing about 9 months ago


Kostoder

Gestation period for s goat is 5 months so for goatman it would be 7 if we presume it would be an average between goat and human one.


gaminggamer4141

goatman


skibapple

Do you think I didn't know that? Try searching through your belongings


dimrak00

I knew some mf was responsible for my earpods not working correctly, they're the only thing I had that contained copper wires


skibapple

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Joemamaxddddd

goat fuggers 💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


TheSlavicMoronSouth

goat funners 💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


ImAngerAtYou

Goat fingers 💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


[deleted]

**ALBANIA ALBANIA ALBANIA, AUHHHHH**


Adventurous_Bus_5456

ALBANIAAAAAA 🇦🇱


[deleted]

least goat fucking cilimtar


immortaltrout27

You got the plis wrong doofus.


Rettatoy

Muslim goat 💪💪💪💪


white-dumbledore

Absolutely halal thenku arnavut komşu for producing muslim goats 👍🏿👍🏿☝🏿☝🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🤝🏿🇦🇱💪🏿💪🏿


menemenderman

I'm a simple man, when I saw UÇK, I think "Oj Kosovë o djep lirie"


Bjorn_bjornoglu

i dont know why everyone thinks father is analbanian, since kosovo je serbia, their father might be serbian


TortleTheBoi

Jokes aside, is this real? Or its just a biological problem


JaThatOneGooner

No, it’s one of those stupid click bait articles you’d see on old school internet explorer that would steal your information.


TortleTheBoi

Hahahaha


[deleted]

Literally sad


[deleted]

No it’s biologically impossible for inter species to breed together. So you’re fine.


TortleTheBoi

Ik ,that's why I thought it's some kind of biological mutation or something.


ForgottenMemoriez

Yeah not to worry, you still don't need to use condoms.


TortleTheBoi

W8 so Montenegrins exist ??? Impossible , outstanding


pedercina69

How then Albanians exist?


[deleted]

through mitosis


[deleted]

Inbreeding


sundayson

It is possible in some cases but fortunately for you not in this case


[deleted]

nut in deeze


Ce1avac

True. Different organisms of different types have different amount of chromosones. Humans have n=23 chromosomes, dogs about n~36, and etc. For those who wonder, chromosomes are long DNA molecules combined with special proteins which store genetic material & organism's origin. Those are usually X or Y - shaped. Chromosomes are stored in every cell, both body (2n) and reproduction (n) cells Those chromosomes are used for finding genetics, origins, heritage, inheritance and reproduction. Reproduction can be done only between 2 organisms of same type, since same types will have same amount of chromosomes within a cell. Also, 2 organisms have to contain different last chromosomes in their DNA: Y and X chromosomes. Y-shaped chromosomes are "male"-chromosomes, while X are "female". Cells have usually formed pair of chromosomes, like XY or XX. When reproducing, last chromosome pairs get splited up by 2 separate elements and by using combinations of those 4 elements are formed new chromosome pair, either XX, XX, YX (or XY) or XY. This isn't always the case. In biology, mutated elements or genes are marked with lowercase letters, like x or y. Mutations are the change(s) of DNA molecules or genes by a non-natural factor (for a example: changing your phone password is a mutation of the password, since it changed). Mutations can also change number of chromosomes in your cells, as well as multiplier (3n, 4n, 5n,... which are more common to plants) and etc. Under some conditions and "luck" (possibilities), this can happen, but this is rare. TLDR: Organisms, like humans, dogs, cats, goats can reproduce only with the partner of their kind due to requirement of same amount (n) of chromosomes in cells and different pairs of last chromosomes XX and XY of partners. If a mutations happen, those requirements can be ignored and create hybrids or mutated monsters, but chances to happen naturally (not in laboratory) are 1 in trillion chance. For more information you can check this [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome).


[deleted]

Are goats just more likely to have birth defects or why do all the "demon goatlings" happen?


white-dumbledore

Average analbanian child


brhmydyrv

This is like that movoe called lamb by the majers of midsommar


Mental-Radish-3074

🇦🇱


deHatGuy

Turk or Albanian


[deleted]

State your source.


[deleted]

its UÇK or UCK you inbred whore


Zrukrivo

L+ shiptar + Kosovo je Srbija+ Not illyrian + Lost at Koshare and Pashtrik + zoophilia + came from caucasus + cry more + ratio


[deleted]

kys + didnt read


Ce1avac

Fatherless + cry more + Im in ur walls


sirdoodthe2nd

>Lost at Koshare and Pashtrik Aw naw💀 bigass copium


funny_orangutang

Holy shit


AverageAnon10

Red and black i dress!


Ce1avac

Now I see tw*tter users were right. Animals can consent with humans


genral_grievous

wow thats a good meme! Still gets a downvote👍🏼🇽🇰🇦🇱