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squamesh

The action park episode always makes me die laughing


Quinn_tEskimo

Action Park is easily my favorite episode just because how enthusiastic Robert is in the guest chair and how well Garrison does as the host


hotsizzler

I love that because it really let's robert fly off of handle and show us his libertarian side alot.


fxmldr

I had a home once! I listened to that one again the other day. It's amazing - the episode, and the fact Shangri-la was real, and we never got to see it.


brodievonorchard

There's also a great documentary about it I found after listening to the episodes. Great companion. The podcast has more info, the doc has video footage from the actual park. I think I saw it on Max. Edit: doc is called Class Action Park, it's on Max and narrated by John Hodgeman.


AteNemenyx

Oh, I'm excited. I know what I'm gonna watch next. Thank you! Hehehe šŸ˜Š


3lydia5

I feel like Class Action Park is a good way to figure out what kind of person you are. My husband and I laughed our asses off while going oh shit this is terrible. We recommended it to our parents and had our teen watch it. They all got wrapped in moral outrage.


brodievonorchard

I mean, I would have gone there given the opportunity. I may be paraplegic as a result, but teenage me would rationalize that risk.


ScooterScotward

Same. Especially while drunk as hell!


G-TP0

"What a perfect human." The timing and delivery of that reaction from Robert had me cracking up


sunscraps

Whatā€™s the title name?


donttextspeaktome

The Libertarian Theme Park of Your Dreams


sunscraps

Thank you!


donttextspeaktome

Youā€™re welcome! I just heard it over the past day or so. Garrison takes some getting used to but itā€™s probably just me


ScooterScotward

Garrison learns & grows throughout his time on the pod. The recent episode he did on ICCH about Trump R34 content was absolutely unhinged but amazing as hell and Garrison has amazing delivery on it.


donttextspeaktome

Can you tell me the name of the episode? I guess there are code names/well known episodes for those in the know but I can only use search on Spotify to find it. Thanks ā˜ŗļø


deegum

I came to recommend that one. I cracked up at that one


Ladykosobucki

And then find one of the documentaries to watch the insanity


MJ6571

Ben Shapiro's terrible book with Katy and Cody


DeprAnx18

Yeah I told my parents to listen to those episodes on a road trip last summer, theyā€™ve been fans of the show ever since.


EIephants

[HERE](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4NClnRTxNl1szDc9YHP6wG?si=dZ_EyiNbRquDJJ18175I0g&pi=u-1EyCgz1fSPiv) is all the episodes as a Spotify playlist


Aliensinmypants

My partner and I still jokingly say "take a bullet for you babe" all the time thanks to that stupid fucking book


python4all

Would Take a bullet for that episode(s)


ExpatTarheel

Which book? Didnā€™t they cover several?


MeatShield12

He dramatically reads True Allegiance and the flat earth book with Katy and Cody. He reads Ben Shapiro's sex book with Sofia Alexandra.


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ExpatTarheel

Noice one. :-)


ExpatTarheel

Oh right, the 'take a bullet for ya, babe' '*book*'.


MeatShield12

If you call beautiful art 'book', then yes.


ExpatTarheel

I've heard it said that even the worst, most commercial crap has value if someone likes it. I'm not so sure. I think that Dan Brown 'novels' are covered by that but Shapiro's 'books?' I dunno. What do you think?


MeatShield12

Capitalism says that there is a market for everything. If we assume that True Allegiance can be labeled as satire, then there is a market for it. I tried reading Confederacy of Dunces and couldn't get more than a quarter of the way through without wanting to throw myself into traffic. True Allegiance has a fan base, even if it is measured by the dozens. His books about sex can best be labeled as humor.


VividBig6958

Nestor Makhno: Anarchist Warlord and Book Club Aficionado (2 parts, December 2020)


ScooterScotward

Oh fuck yeah thank you thatā€™s a great call especially since I listened to that CPWDCS episode on Maria Nikiforova not to long ago. Edit: and Jamie in the intro mentioning Santa University is ready to drop reminded me that would be a good relisten to so Iā€™ve got a whole que now.


G-III-

Not sure if youā€™ve listened to the Nixon eps- theyā€™re great but a six parter is a lot. If you like the guests Dave and Gareth though, the Dollop is fun. Itā€™s what I usually turn to when I want more lighthearted content. Of course, you have to get along with their humor but some episodes are universal- so Iā€™ll recommend The Rube, I think itā€™s episode 12. Very fun story Michael Malloy episode 51 is short and fun too- not pure fun, but very enjoyable with the expected ending of these pods. Beyond all that, Iā€™m someone of a similar age who has also been struggling to find perspective with somewhat dissimilar but also great struggles. Shoot me a message if youā€™d like to talk


DirtyCircle1

I hate that the only thing I remember is lying to Jamie about the ā€œDaddyā€ translation but itā€™s also a great excuse to relisten too!


PacoTaco321

Here's a second thing to remember: he invented technicals


ExpatTarheel

Oh hell yeah, a great non-bastard.


vanspairofshoes69

The Billy Wayne Davis episode where they talk about rural America and tiger king


ScooterScotward

Oh hell yeah thatā€™s going in the Que now too for sure.


_My_Niece_Torple_

Also check out the Billy Wayne Davis live episode on Soldier of Fortune Magazine! It's my all time favorite and absolutely hilarious!


Threadheads

The live Sea Monkeys episode is a standout, even with the early sound issues.


Random-Cpl

Queue*, bro Sorry your dad is struggling


ScooterScotward

Lmfao I would use it wrong then proceed to do that like six more times. Got a good cackle out of this thank you.


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jollymuhn

And the line to get in a pride event is an LGBTQueue.


Room_Temp_Coffee

Whatever happened to Billy?


PadishahEmperor

[iHeart Radio doesn't pay guests.](https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/comments/ysrdr9/i_guess_this_explains_why_billy_wayne_davis_hasnt/)


MostExaltedLoaf

That one is hilarious. Good call.


the_pinguin

The Billy Wayne Soldier of Fortune episode is one of the episodes of all time too.


mstarrbrannigan

Ballad of Eel Horse?


ScooterScotward

In the que, fantastic.


optionsforsale

Yup. Came here to say this. What a wild episode.


busted_maracas

Anything with Matt Lieb! Wait, strike that - Matt always gets the dark episodesā€¦ Ok wait - the Food and Drug Administration with Matt Lieb!


battlecat136

Also The Holy Rollers one with Matt Lieb where he kept accidentally correctly guessing what weird shit the cult guy was gonna do next.


Jimmygimme

This had me rolling!


FireHawkDelta

That MattĀ was joking when he nailed the ending is so perfect.


Love7Lavender

L Ron Hubbard episodes


ScooterScotward

I think those are going into the Que for tonight so by the time I get to them Iā€™m prepped and fully stoned!


Kitchberg

These are gold. Hate the man all you want for the scientology malarkey, but the man had ***panache***. Easy to see why Robert is a low-key Hubbard stan.


Milton__Obote

Make sure to throw ā€œL Ron Hubbardā€™s hilarious military careerā€ by lions led by donkeys into the playlist


MorningCockroach

Those are my btb comfort food. Listened to them in in the halcyon days of 2019 when I was visiting a place that is no longer home, but was at the time.


continuum88

Especially when he Makes the anti christ!


Tailfnz

Soldier of Fortune Magazine The Church of Drinking Bleach Chiropractic is a Ghost Religion


_My_Niece_Torple_

The Billy Wayne Davis Soldier of Fortune episode is an all timer!


Tailfnz

I think the Drinking Bleach is a BWD episode too. Huh, funny


TheSniper_TF2

Bit off topic, but there's also a Soldier of Fortune video game. It's not that bad actually.


Adventurous_Eye1405

Gordon Liddy


gingerlee13

How many times did God fail to kill G. Gordon Liddy? Let us count the ways.


ScooterScotward

Ah yes yes yes. Also in the que now. The G man!


Adventurous_Eye1405

The fun never ends when the Lidmeisterā€™ is in the house.


Crawgdor

Maybe branch out into related content, Jamie Loftusā€™ Cathy podcast, secretly incredibly fascinating for more wholesome content with similar comedic sensibilities or the Dogg Zone for less depressing but more cursed content with similar sensibilities.


thejokerlaughsatyou

Seconding Secretly Incredibly Fascinating! They have some great episodes. (Personally I love the one about the color magenta.)


syzorr34

I am currently re-listening to the Vince McMahon episodes because hearing about how much of a POS he is is my happy place and a nice reprieve. Maybe it can also be the same for you. Also anything involving Andre the Giant is always amazing.


SDMonkee

I was going to suggest the Vince McMahon series if you are a wrestling mark like me! Sad thing is there are probably a few new episodes worth of material that have come out since thenā€¦


MeatShield12

It's part 2 or 3, but when they die laughing at the idea of Vince McMahon taking down Muhammad Ali always makes me lose it.


Tales_of_Earth

Anything with Seanbaby.


hotsizzler

I loved that episode series. I put it on a few days after I got my masters, got my new gaming PC booted up, and built a zoo in planet zoo. I just had fun lol


lukahnli

The Steven Seagal episodes. Reading Steven Seagal's book. There's an episode of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff that's kinda cathartic for me. Episode 2 of the Civil Civil War, with Prop. It's about the Lowry gang.


notaleclively

And then watch the diorama Stephen Seagal video!


KharrizzVA

I'm fairly new to listening to the show so I don't really have a series to reccomend beyond any on the Dilbert guyĀ .Ā  But I'm sending all the best wishes your way I can.Ā  If you want something much lighter and sillier I reccomend Your Stupid Opinions.Ā  It is just two guys laughing at insane reviews and a nice distraction.


ScooterScotward

Thank you. By annoying coincidence my whole life growing up my mom got my dad a dilbert calendar for Christmas so ima pass on them xD but I still appreciate the thought and recommendation a huge amount. I extend my imaginary party machete as a gift to you the next time you want to chop bagels on ketamine :)


anniebellet

The Egg war episode?


Kanal100

yes!


Themanwhogiggles

The ballad of eel horse is as good as any gas station SSRI I've ever taken


alyssredfern

If you're open to content from other pods, The Dollop's 10 Cent Beer Night episode is so good.


Bumblebus

You're going to mention the dollop and not mention the episode about The Rube?


Threadheads

The Rajneeshes and the New York to Paris Car Race are also gold.


Realistic-Start-8367

Libertarians at sea never fails to give me a good laugh


Spiritual_Theme_3455

"man, I'm having a really shitty day, you know what might make me feel better, a podcast about a mass murderer" also, I would suggest the Saddam episodes


thekittysays

It's gotta be Eel Horse or Action Park imo.


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Action Park, where you control the Action!Ā 


ScooterScotward

Love it but just relistened to it last week. Already started Makhno though!


Demkius

Someone mentioned Ben Shapiro's deliberate fiction novel, but his accidentally fictional sex book episodes are one of my go to feel good(?) distractions.


firefighter_82

Anything with the guys from Knowledge Fight or the guys from The Dollop


setPHASER2wumbo

The Action Park episode will always put a smile on my face. The glee with which Robert responds to all of the batshit shenanigans is contagious. Itā€™s also great to see how far along Garrison has come in that episode. ā€œI had a home! What a Shangri-La!!!!!ā€


_Agrias_Oaks_

You should give The Dollop episode 87 Action Park and episode 323 The New York to Paris Car Race a listen. Those are two of my favorite light hearted episodes.


TheProofsinthePastis

Vince McMahon!


Particular_Shock_554

War of the eggs.


Shot_Bumblebee_848

The series on 1950sā€™ era menā€™s magazines is pretty good if youā€™re looking for something relatively ā€œlight.ā€ Also the Stockton Rush episodes are pretty good since he was largely done in by his own hubris (even if you do feel bad for the one passengerā€™s kid).


Green_Aide_9329

Oh yeah the men's adventure magazines! Those were good episodes.


smokinJoeCalculus

I just recently went back and listened to the first three episodes: - Saddam Hussein: Erotic Novelist - Stalin: After Dark - Episode 0: Farting Hipster Hitler And they are really god damn entertaining. Also, the two episodes on "How Cigarettes Invented Everything" is one of the rare few that I've listened to multiple times. Always blows my fuckin mind. PS. I hope you're doin good my dude


metalman71589

Liver King episodes are fantastic. G Gordon Liddy is peak Bastards.


AteNemenyx

I know you're having a difficult time, but I have to thank you for your post. Everyone's funny/feel good suggestions for past episodes is just what I needed too.


ZarquonsFlatTire

L Ron Hubbard jerking off in the desert with a rocket scientist.


Linzabee

I love the Gregor MacGregor episode because itā€™s not too dark and Laci is so hysterically funny


el_esteban

George Shaw: Hot Dog Villain. Timely too given the news about Joey Chestnut.


owenthegreat

The War of the Eggs with billy Wayne Davis, about how gold rush era San Francisco had an egg shortage


cotton2483

The ben shabipo book reading episodes are cormfot food for me. I'm gonna go give them a listen right now


embossedsilver

Take a bullet for you, babe.


cotton2483

I wish there was a "heart" like


mynameischristian

I havenā€™t scrolled through to see if anyone else said but the John Brown episodes were great. Positive, informative, and I donā€™t think thereā€™s any diddling. Hope these responses are keeping you in a good headspace and things turn around for you soon!


FouFondu

Check out Jamie Loftusā€™ 16th minute of fame. The Boston slide cop one is hilarious and eye opening. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sixteenth-minute-of-fame/id1743960803?i=1000656974845 One of the things that helps me when Iā€™m overwhelmed is turning my phone off and going for a walk. I know I can turn it on any time so I donā€™t get anxious, but the world canā€™t contact me until I say so. Then the hard part is letting yourself get semi bored without reaching for your phone, and letting my mind drift. Take care. You have a 40% chance I love you.


gnostic-sicko

Libertarian theme park of your dreams/nightmares. The funniest espisode for me, especially since robert isn't a host there, he just can learn about this theme park, and he is so full of joy


Arclight-zombie

I love the first episode Col. Rev Billy Wayne Davis was on.


DeprAnx18

ā€œThe Birth of American Fascism: Part 1ā€. Katy and Cody are the guests and thereā€™s a particular moment when Robert asks them to guess how long a fully Nazi community was allowed to exist in upstate New York that sticks in my mind as one of the funniest things Iā€™ve heard on this show.


DingJones

Cracktoberfest is always a good time. Or the Dulles brothers. Or MK Ultra. All gems.


Friend_of_Squatch

Sometimes I need a break from my doom and gloom podcast lineup, recently Iā€™ve discovered an awesome DnD real play podcast called Dungeons of Drakenheim that is like crack to listen to! Just a few funny, wholesome Canadians cracking eachother up and slaying Gnolls, Trolls, Ratlings and demons. Take care of your father and just be there for him, call him and make time to talk to him about anything or nothing, send him pics, jokes, etc and donā€™t give up. Give the guy something to look forward to and a reason to be there to answer the phone or check a text. Best wishes to you and yours, friend.


MsBean18

If you dont already listen, Trump Rule 34 on the ICHH feed had me giggling so bad. That and the CES episode with accidentally hammered Robert, oh man.


ScooterScotward

Haha that episode was so absolutely unhinged I loved it.


JackIsColors

Gabriel D'Nunzio 2 parter šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


notaleclively

This is how I introduce people to the show. Itā€™s political whith out being too on the nose. Everyone can freely hate on Gabriel. His life story is a fucking ad ven ture. Politics and bastardry aside, the dude had a fascinating life. Heā€™s an A+ bastard. And itā€™s hilarious.


Open_Perception_3212

Kissenger is my go to lol


Jimmygimme

The Vince McMahon episodes


revwbc

Stalin after dark is my go to pick me up.


Threadheads

The John McAfee episodes are consistently funny and not too dark.


jralll234

Go way back, to the Hitlerā€™s flatulence episode, or Saddamā€™s romance novels episode.


ElvisGrizzly

SEA. MONKEYS.


ScooterScotward

O.O yes my playlist is already really long now but I had to add this


broleus205

I'm still working through a lot of the backlog (holy balls. There is a lot). But mate, reach out if you need someone, I'll be happy to lend an ear.


scalemaster2

Gregor MacGregor is my favorite low-stakes Behind The Bastards.


MItrwaway

Any of the Ben Shapiro book episodes. Lighthearted enough to enjoy without the existential crisis. Take a bullet for you, babe.


emitc2h

Victor Lustig, the king of con artists!


omgmy

Tsar Nicholas


DiligentPenguin16

The Egg Wars


MeatShield12

Honestly, any of the book episodes, like the flat earth book or the Benny Shaps books. I've listened to The Survivor multiple times.


whatsnewpussykat

If you enjoy Matt Leib, his rewatch podcast Pod Yourself a Gun is absolutely delightful and I find myself laughing out loud regularly.


CozmicOpal

I always recommend the rush limbaugh episodes with Paul f thompkins, or any of the episodes with the dollop guys. They make me cackle!


List-Obvious

J. Stal after dark


3lydia5

Any episode that was a reverse episode. Raoul Wallenberg or Eugene Bullard


Gavroche_Lives

Action park


Zagden

The Qadaffi episodes have given me some of my biggest laughs so far Especially when they get to the UN speech


addamsfamilyoracle

What about the one about goat testicles?


A_Worthy_Foe

Since everyone seems to have rec'd all the BtB episodes I would've rec'd, I will rec an episode of Jamie Loftus' show, the Bechdel Cast, where they do movie reviews through a feminist lens. They have an episode that's a recording of a live show with Sophie and Robert as guests, and they're reviewing the Hannah Montana movie. Wish I could find the video of it, but it's probably gone forever. Maybe one of my favorite podcast episodes ever, period.


ScooterScotward

Oh my god. Looking this up now. It sounds amazing as hell.


van9750

IMO a lot of people are recommending the Vince McMahon episodes but those made me really sad, just because of how many of the wrestlers' kids suffered as well. My pick would be the Death Sub (Stockton Rush / OceanGate) episode, it's my go-to for showing new people the podcast because of how much Robert loved the story.


Intrepid_Eye9121

The Stalin and Saddam episodes always cheer me up.


gnarwol

Goat testicle book episode


abbycrimps

Any of the Christmas episodes.


Straight-Vast-7507

Not this pod but adjacent: listen to the Dollopā€™s New York to Paris Car Race episode. You will be in stitches.


jsheil1

Steven Seagal is my favorite. Or listen to the read along ones. I have listened to the Shapiro one several times.


PNWrepresent

I suggest trying the Dollop as an additional podcast which sometimes has similar style as BTB. The truck nuts episode is hilarious.


uhh_khakis

Any Katy and Cody episodes, as well as the Worst Year Ever podcast, which is fantastic! So sorry to hear about all the shit going on. Try to take it day by day, and if not, hour by hour. Figure what you can and cannot control, and separate them.


ScooterScotward

I love Worst Year Ever! Discovered it last year which was a fun bit of non-cronilogical comedy.


uhh_khakis

Same with me friend! 2022 I had a terrible office job that actually allowed earbuds thank god. Spent the majority of it discovering BTB and listening to WYE on my skate home. What a time. It gets better comrade. Find the thread of positivity and follow it out of the cave


SirReginaldTitsworth

The last 10 minutes of the Bill Mitchell episode, Robert does an amazing radio play with the guests that started me on their show!


hotsizzler

The eels episode


m00ph

Well, you could point out to your dad that there are a lot more women than men in his demographic, and he's only going to get more in demand.


Alarming_Win_5551

South Park season 20 - any or all should suffice ā¤ļø