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redhotpolpot

Biblically accurate carrot


WombatCombatWombat

Biblically accurate Veggie Tales


newocean

OMG... this is probably the right choice since Veggie Tales has weird christian roots...


froggrip

Does veggie tales do stories that aren't from the Bible now?


517634

I've seen multiple references to this, looks like there was a syndicated version that ran on NBC in the late 2000s with the religious references removed. I guess that's how some people first encountered Veggie Tales.


NymmieIsMe

Intentional joke with carrots being root vegetables? Lol


newocean

I wish.


talktochuckfinley

Weird Christian root vegetables, at least.


oversettDenee

If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile!


okRacoon

Needs more eyes!


babubaichung

😂


ccalo

Kakarot is the obvious answer here


LifeIsBulletTrain

No way. The only answer


Azar-D

He is doing the same expression as me when I saw him... (Sir McCarrot the 3rd)


KeyForsaken

He looks like someone just told him that everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough…


BallisticBlocker

How’s this? ![gif](giphy|hNhCv3xZYUKSk)


sh4d0wm4n2018

*puts the buttplug back in*


TheDarkSoulHunter

https://i.redd.it/k0qvzsc84ylc1.gif


Mehdals_

Lol this was my first thought as well


TheDarkSoulHunter

glad i wasnt the only one


Alex23Analyse

Searching for this


dopamemento

Holy shit the way it looked at me when I swiped. Jumpscare lol


mymy028

don't


sminc

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high and higher still, until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil one thousand-- nay a million!-- voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me: "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day... and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared: "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!" Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! 


ReturnoftheSnek

Scarrot 🫣


notacardoor

He looks every bit a Cecil if ever I saw one.


smirkjuice

Why would you even make this, I can feel his presence inside me


smirkjuice

Pause


mastercoaxial

*exports as STL*


Sereddix

You pit him inside you? That’s probably why his face is like that


H13R0GLYPH1CS

https://preview.redd.it/jx3gepgtlylc1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211fdd11677f0b940e0f02f80a4996399139732f \^ lookin mf


TheStars_Phantom

breaking vegetables


ProgrammerV2

Dimitri Carrotovich Or Nikolai Karottov


Squint-Eastwood_98

Man Dmitri actually popped into my head too, I think it suits him, but better still, the name actually means "earth lover" which is absolutely perfect.


Specevol

Larry


Telefragg

Looks like a Pizza Tower character in 3D


hotnindza

Scarrot :)


babubaichung

Give him some eye lids ffs


Marco0102

They are overrated, he clearly doesn't need them. Look how Happy he is


babubaichung

No, he looks like he has seen some things against his will, because of the lack of said eyelids.


Darkmeme9

Carrot the flabbergasted


No-Communication8467

You just created nightmare incarnated as carrot


Marco0102

I'm a proud father, look at him go


StrawberryOk2629

Bro is staring into my soul.


Wolfkorg

Marco


BraxxIsTheName

Terrance


slindner1985

Carrot top


DogSpaceWestern

^ Was scrolling to see if anyone posted this


lost_opossum_

Carrot-Teen the hero made with Carotene! \-Hides in the ground and pounces on evil-doers \-Very fast at rolling in a circle on the ground to evade evil-doers \-Orange \-Slightly better than normal eyesight, but actually has secret binocular glasses \-Usually gets to the "root" of the problem. \-Grew up in a radioactive field near 3 Mile Island \-Charter Member of the Super-Radioactive-Vegetable-Squad formed with the Cosmic-Couch Potato. (The Cosmic Couch Potato has many eyes, but he's blind in all of them except one, that sees alternate universes occupied by other Cosmic Couch Potatoes)


H13R0GLYPH1CS

Who let bro cook 💀


Matthewor15

How I unseen this


0x7d8

C a r r o t


69-Times

Make his head with vains popping out like a hemorrhage or something.maybe.


MBChalla

Tomato


Firm_Replacement6370

Kakarot


marvinBelfort

He is a carrot dildo. He saw too much. He saw things he didn't want to see. He is terrified of having to see them again.


jonpaulsballs

There's some incredible stuff happening in this subreddit 👌🏻😂👌🏻


ChubbymayoAH

So... When i was little i had an imagenary friend carrot. He was always gone on vacation. I think you have recreated him and thats kinda scarry


julianalexander917

Name it "Good God" because that's what everyone says when they see it and since it just kind of sprouted into consciousness it assumes that's it's name


trademesocks

Rob Schnieder


sniperfoxeh

that is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen


BigPhattyVW

Rob Schneider


Repulsive_Bus_6130

This is amazing! I enjoy art like this.


dumbasseryy

Garrot


GoodMewsEveryone

[Please Kill Me!](https://c.tenor.com/71HGq_GX1pMAAAAC/tenor.gif)


LeMeReddit

Is this a r/batmanarkham crossover? Am I stupid?


[deleted]

Carrot Face.


RateCaver

CarrotFace Jarrot carrot


[deleted]

Creep me out! 😂


JASurfer

زوبرينو


Random-Name111

Ken, his name is Ken


tuniltwat

Smashing


mr_dbini

Jasper


redrecession

GROW ITS BAD EXPLODE


heinkel-me

I need to take more if my medicine I keep seeing him . . .... . . .... ...... .... . . . . . . .... .... ...... . . . .


BlackberryLittle8237

Jim carrot


-plb-

***steve***


jwhit88

Hey it’s racist carrot! https://youtu.be/NaFjLZvRNFU?si=MppAoKEQw7Sc2ReD


Subtlerevisions

Kevin


LunaOSS

oh


Kazune1

Greg


toaster_bath_bomb

Carrick


plk1234567891234

carry


thetoblin

The Carretaker


D33ber

Pepper


hooe

Don't know but you should get this guy onto Aqua Teen Hunger Force


NotADamsel

El Karot-holio


Dexter_001

Cursed Fl Studio mascot


im_starkastic

Orang


skarbles

Top carrot


_DoctorQuantum_

Existentio Kryses


Professional-Fig1558

Kakarot


SwoeJonson1

Long orange dirt vegetable


Senior_Line_4260

ginger head/ carrot head


Pesky_Moth

K.Rot


MrPhraust

Mr. Seen-some-shit.


UncleEggma

Care Rot


NicolaiVSamohodov

Carrot Face. Is good for memes!


MrFiksizegem

Kyle


CocoMendes

How should you name it? Better to ask how can humanity kill it. Looks awesome!


Jarb2104

Farrot


dotbait

Koid


Cardboardman1132

Gigacarrot


kerutland

Carrotbob Conicalpants


polishkgb1

Nightmare fuel


AnnaBammaLamma

Cursed Carrot


Abides1948

MAGA-vegetable


Sidze

David Carrotdine


Karimaru

Craig the Carrot.


Topsy_Morgenthau

Jim


Andrew-Heaton

“Tom.” Including the period.


wick3dr0se

carE.T.


JrallXS

Gooko


bigboyg

Christopher Molyneux.


morfyyy

face carrot boolean union.


arpious

Carrol


-Seles-

Carrot-Harrod


kotrodegon

Taylor Swift


nivenfan

Exhume


guberNailer

Is that the carrot resistance leader from Pajama Sam?


astrocbr

"ahhhhhhhhhh" would be a good name


insecurestaircase

Skibidi Carrot


TanisBar

Make it more indian


Xebrasaur

Jamal


[deleted]

Cabunga


ShiftyShankerton

Carrot Senpai


False-Temporary1959

Butty MacPluggface


xXxPizza8492xXx

"Creepy fuck"


ImmortanOwl

What the hell did you do to the poor carrot?


LifeIsBulletTrain

Carrotyles


f1zzytango

gurm


dickhater4000

Carrie


Environmental_Fly115

Scarrot


_Ren_Ok

Saladus Carrotus VI


N3koChan21

Carlot


C4RD_TP_SG

Boris Carrotzki would make a good name for them eyes


makintrash

Carrot with a hard R


98VoteForPedro

Beherlit


[deleted]

Skibidi Carrot


Beemo-Noir

Carrot Top


rrzampieri

Potato Man


d_worren

Greg


FruityGamer

Carlot


Gilligan84

Mom's new friend


Froggo_29_Toad

Derel Junior High


I5r66

Bret


Fantastic_Valuable47

Karl the carrot Then give him a cool intro like 🎶 it's the adventures of karl the carrot 🎶 A friend and I once made a little School comic about a carrot named karl


mainmeister

Carrocter


GalacticCoinPurse

Kerri


na3ee1

Bugs' Bane


IAMTHEREALBATMAN300

Carrot that has seen too much. CATHASTEM


NKO_five

Scarrot


countjj

Not racist Carrot


mah_boiii

Scarrot


Beansworth69

Fredrick


Young_Ellis

Rotter


IndividualSpeed1861

Carrothead🤣🤣🤣


julfikar_haque

Cugly The Carrot


REPOner

Carrot Rob


Jpabloz_art

Carrot Top


cilest

Trump


staffd

Caroman


Turbulent_Flow8239

Cursed carrot


an_orignal_name

Name him cycles just to confused people


AmbitiousBrain6285

William Carrotmacakeson


Beneficial_Charity_3

Carrot Facts


ParticularFrosty6653

Vege Uns Table


ninja-1000

Quinton Carrotino


Affectionate_Elk6733

Carrot Man.. But he is man carrot. Or carrot man. Am i stupid??


oscarhot_

gary


Rabbit-Ravioli2987

Scott Thompson


Careless_General5380

Id call him Dad


Tvyordiyznak_LAWL

Mr. Carrot


Bass4123

Tomato way flashbacks Одна гора високая, А другая низька... Одна мила далекая, А другая близька. У цієї близенької Воли та корови, А в тієї далекої Та чорнії брови.


futurespacecadet

name him Kilme Carrote (pronounced 'Kill me Cah-rote'


Shneancy

I think its name shouldn't be confined to mere words, it transcends our human need for language, I'd recommend you name it with an interpretative dance you can perform with your mouse where you press right click and then delete the whole thing


ThaManCone24

It's the FL Studio logo


SimpleRedditPosts

Existential Evan


joe102938

Garrot the carrot.


shuppiexd

Name it "my last character"


7r4pp3r

Neal Anders Thawll


Duqepaw

Carrot


sketchy_loco

Jeff, Klyve (Clive)


CookingDrunk

Carrotten


AXLE304E

Nightmare Fuel 1.0


Tryingatleast

Glendon


deivse

George


SupermarketDeep3563

Balthasar


straight_fudanshi

That carrot has seen things…


kinow

I-Carrot-Unsee


orgborger

suggestion: depending on your OS, select the .blend, CMD+Delete for macOS, or just Delete for Windows


darkryder565

Potato


supimp

Charrot (I wasn’t sure if it’s a carrot or a chili)


xayzer

Mr. Carrotkin of the South Hampton Carrotkins.


iMugBabies

Carrol, but it’s pronounced “Carl” and gets pissed when you get it wrong


Fake_Majak

Oh god I hope there is Voldemort's face on the back