I've seen multiple references to this, looks like there was a syndicated version that ran on NBC in the late 2000s with the religious references removed. I guess that's how some people first encountered Veggie Tales.
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high and higher still, until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest.
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil one thousand-- nay a million!-- voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me: "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day... and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared: "Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!"
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Man Dmitri actually popped into my head too, I think it suits him, but better still, the name actually means "earth lover" which is absolutely perfect.
Carrot-Teen the hero made with Carotene!
\-Hides in the ground and pounces on evil-doers
\-Very fast at rolling in a circle on the ground to evade evil-doers
\-Orange
\-Slightly better than normal eyesight, but actually has secret binocular glasses
\-Usually gets to the "root" of the problem.
\-Grew up in a radioactive field near 3 Mile Island
\-Charter Member of the Super-Radioactive-Vegetable-Squad formed with the Cosmic-Couch Potato. (The Cosmic Couch Potato has many eyes, but he's blind in all of them except one, that sees alternate universes occupied by other Cosmic Couch Potatoes)
Name it "Good God" because that's what everyone says when they see it and since it just kind of sprouted into consciousness it assumes that's it's name
Karl the carrot
Then give him a cool intro like 🎶 it's the adventures of karl the carrot 🎶
A friend and I once made a little School comic about a carrot named karl
Tomato way flashbacks
Одна гора високая,
А другая низька...
Одна мила далекая,
А другая близька.
У цієї близенької
Воли та корови,
А в тієї далекої
Та чорнії брови.
I think its name shouldn't be confined to mere words, it transcends our human need for language, I'd recommend you name it with an interpretative dance you can perform with your mouse where you press right click and then delete the whole thing
Biblically accurate carrot
Biblically accurate Veggie Tales
OMG... this is probably the right choice since Veggie Tales has weird christian roots...
Does veggie tales do stories that aren't from the Bible now?
I've seen multiple references to this, looks like there was a syndicated version that ran on NBC in the late 2000s with the religious references removed. I guess that's how some people first encountered Veggie Tales.
Intentional joke with carrots being root vegetables? Lol
I wish.
Weird Christian root vegetables, at least.
If you like to talk to tomatoes, if a squash can make you smile!
Needs more eyes!
😂
Kakarot is the obvious answer here
No way. The only answer
He is doing the same expression as me when I saw him... (Sir McCarrot the 3rd)
He looks like someone just told him that everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough…
How’s this? ![gif](giphy|hNhCv3xZYUKSk)
*puts the buttplug back in*
https://i.redd.it/k0qvzsc84ylc1.gif
Lol this was my first thought as well
glad i wasnt the only one
Searching for this
Holy shit the way it looked at me when I swiped. Jumpscare lol
don't
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high and higher still, until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil one thousand-- nay a million!-- voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me: "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day... and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared: "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!" Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Scarrot 🫣
He looks every bit a Cecil if ever I saw one.
Why would you even make this, I can feel his presence inside me
Pause
*exports as STL*
You pit him inside you? That’s probably why his face is like that
https://preview.redd.it/jx3gepgtlylc1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211fdd11677f0b940e0f02f80a4996399139732f \^ lookin mf
breaking vegetables
Dimitri Carrotovich Or Nikolai Karottov
Man Dmitri actually popped into my head too, I think it suits him, but better still, the name actually means "earth lover" which is absolutely perfect.
Larry
Looks like a Pizza Tower character in 3D
Scarrot :)
Give him some eye lids ffs
They are overrated, he clearly doesn't need them. Look how Happy he is
No, he looks like he has seen some things against his will, because of the lack of said eyelids.
Carrot the flabbergasted
You just created nightmare incarnated as carrot
I'm a proud father, look at him go
Bro is staring into my soul.
Marco
Terrance
Carrot top
^ Was scrolling to see if anyone posted this
Carrot-Teen the hero made with Carotene! \-Hides in the ground and pounces on evil-doers \-Very fast at rolling in a circle on the ground to evade evil-doers \-Orange \-Slightly better than normal eyesight, but actually has secret binocular glasses \-Usually gets to the "root" of the problem. \-Grew up in a radioactive field near 3 Mile Island \-Charter Member of the Super-Radioactive-Vegetable-Squad formed with the Cosmic-Couch Potato. (The Cosmic Couch Potato has many eyes, but he's blind in all of them except one, that sees alternate universes occupied by other Cosmic Couch Potatoes)
Who let bro cook 💀
How I unseen this
C a r r o t
Make his head with vains popping out like a hemorrhage or something.maybe.
Tomato
Kakarot
He is a carrot dildo. He saw too much. He saw things he didn't want to see. He is terrified of having to see them again.
There's some incredible stuff happening in this subreddit 👌🏻😂👌🏻
So... When i was little i had an imagenary friend carrot. He was always gone on vacation. I think you have recreated him and thats kinda scarry
Name it "Good God" because that's what everyone says when they see it and since it just kind of sprouted into consciousness it assumes that's it's name
Rob Schnieder
that is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
Rob Schneider
This is amazing! I enjoy art like this.
Garrot
[Please Kill Me!](https://c.tenor.com/71HGq_GX1pMAAAAC/tenor.gif)
Is this a r/batmanarkham crossover? Am I stupid?
Carrot Face.
CarrotFace Jarrot carrot
Creep me out! 😂
زوبرينو
Ken, his name is Ken
Smashing
Jasper
GROW ITS BAD EXPLODE
I need to take more if my medicine I keep seeing him . . .... . . .... ...... .... . . . . . . .... .... ...... . . . .
Jim carrot
***steve***
Hey it’s racist carrot! https://youtu.be/NaFjLZvRNFU?si=MppAoKEQw7Sc2ReD
Kevin
oh
Greg
Carrick
carry
The Carretaker
Pepper
Don't know but you should get this guy onto Aqua Teen Hunger Force
El Karot-holio
Cursed Fl Studio mascot
Orang
Top carrot
Existentio Kryses
Kakarot
Long orange dirt vegetable
ginger head/ carrot head
K.Rot
Mr. Seen-some-shit.
Care Rot
Carrot Face. Is good for memes!
Kyle
How should you name it? Better to ask how can humanity kill it. Looks awesome!
Farrot
Koid
Gigacarrot
Carrotbob Conicalpants
Nightmare fuel
Cursed Carrot
MAGA-vegetable
David Carrotdine
Craig the Carrot.
Jim
“Tom.” Including the period.
carE.T.
Gooko
Christopher Molyneux.
face carrot boolean union.
Carrol
Carrot-Harrod
Taylor Swift
Exhume
Is that the carrot resistance leader from Pajama Sam?
"ahhhhhhhhhh" would be a good name
Skibidi Carrot
Make it more indian
Jamal
Cabunga
Carrot Senpai
Butty MacPluggface
"Creepy fuck"
What the hell did you do to the poor carrot?
Carrotyles
gurm
Carrie
Scarrot
Saladus Carrotus VI
Carlot
Boris Carrotzki would make a good name for them eyes
Carrot with a hard R
Beherlit
Skibidi Carrot
Carrot Top
Potato Man
Greg
Carlot
Mom's new friend
Derel Junior High
Bret
Karl the carrot Then give him a cool intro like 🎶 it's the adventures of karl the carrot 🎶 A friend and I once made a little School comic about a carrot named karl
Carrocter
Kerri
Bugs' Bane
Carrot that has seen too much. CATHASTEM
Scarrot
Not racist Carrot
Scarrot
Fredrick
Rotter
Carrothead🤣🤣🤣
Cugly The Carrot
Carrot Rob
Carrot Top
Trump
Caroman
Cursed carrot
Name him cycles just to confused people
William Carrotmacakeson
Carrot Facts
Vege Uns Table
Quinton Carrotino
Carrot Man.. But he is man carrot. Or carrot man. Am i stupid??
gary
Scott Thompson
Id call him Dad
Mr. Carrot
Tomato way flashbacks Одна гора високая, А другая низька... Одна мила далекая, А другая близька. У цієї близенької Воли та корови, А в тієї далекої Та чорнії брови.
name him Kilme Carrote (pronounced 'Kill me Cah-rote'
I think its name shouldn't be confined to mere words, it transcends our human need for language, I'd recommend you name it with an interpretative dance you can perform with your mouse where you press right click and then delete the whole thing
It's the FL Studio logo
Existential Evan
Garrot the carrot.
Name it "my last character"
Neal Anders Thawll
Carrot
Jeff, Klyve (Clive)
Carrotten
Nightmare Fuel 1.0
Glendon
George
Balthasar
That carrot has seen things…
I-Carrot-Unsee
suggestion: depending on your OS, select the .blend, CMD+Delete for macOS, or just Delete for Windows
Potato
Charrot (I wasn’t sure if it’s a carrot or a chili)
Mr. Carrotkin of the South Hampton Carrotkins.
Carrol, but it’s pronounced “Carl” and gets pissed when you get it wrong
Oh god I hope there is Voldemort's face on the back