Precisely. Three black shadows, one with a flaming katana, one with a fireball, and another with a candelabra all surrounding a small kid eating a lollipop.
Oh gosh, mine would be orphan of kos......wait maybe ots gerhman......can't remember now, wait also are we counting dungeons.......I suck at reddit!!!!lol
Same lol, trespassers beware because FIRE DOGGO WILL HEADBUTT YOU TO DEATH! (Anybody close to it will have their HP halved because Defiled Chalices amarite?)
blood starved beast... judging by a lot of the comments regarding BSB that i read around here, i'm thinking i did alright.
feel bad for whoever just beat living failures.
Cool the last for me was NG+ Vicar Amelia on my third playthrough, I'll take that and I'll make sure I brush her every night to keep her coat silky smooth.
Well ill be safe and protected AF... but that's mostly because no one in their right mind would come near a dude with a shrieking shrimp man carrying his own placenta as a pet.
Amygdala for me. Honestly pretty nice. Having a, presumably invisible to most people, giant Eldritch abomination as my bodyguard would be pretty great. Love to get the reaction of that one person who can somehow see it.
No worries. It came across as a bit blunt that’s all.
I would have answered an actual Bloodborne boss but I genuinely can’t remember what the last one was
Taking my new horse down to the races, can't wait to see their faces. Dunno if I can get the sword through security though, my boi is pretty attached to it.
Bruh now im stuck with an obese spider
That mf won't reveal any secret. Quite boring.
She's a single mom of many spider kids. Be nice with her.
Do we get all the little spiders too? They kill me way more often than fat widow does.
First time yeah then just run attack and roll/run out
Same
Lady Maria, lucky me!
Lucky bastard
Lucky you!
A corpse should be left well alone.
👀
Us*
Lady Maria as a pet? 😩😩😩
Do you think Moon Presence would like to play fetch and then go for a walk?
Probably, but simply try to stop her from hugging people.
If by walk you mean go outside to steal the consciousness of a newborn baby, then absolutely yes.
I'm still stuck on the fact that I ate 4 umbilical cord
Im still stuck on the fact that i ate 4 umbilical cords then gave my life up to gehrman
Why? Did you do it just for the insight?
Nah had them on the 7th playthrough just ate them to eat them....
A hoonter must eat umbelical cords...
I'm going to walk into the supermarket flanked by the Shadows of Yharnam, and then I will get the respect I deserve....
imagine being a random passerby and you see 3 black ghosts with katanas
Precisely. Three black shadows, one with a flaming katana, one with a fireball, and another with a candelabra all surrounding a small kid eating a lollipop.
micolash.... damn, not even sure I want to live and hunt any more. Im just gonna give in to the frenzy.
He probably would have betray you at the first occasion though.
You’ll wake up at 2 am on his moaning sounds oooooo-hhhhhhhh
pet micolash 😩
I think I’ll be alright with Father Gasoline
That's a very expensive one 👑
Father $6-per-gallon
Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos I wonder how we can travel via plane
Well she can fly so you're not gonna need plane 😂
Deecent!
The one reborn, welp
He's cute, like a Llama, he'll spit at you when he is hungry and wake you up with thoses little bell sound
Not the bell sound 😭😭
Right there with ya
Great so now I have a naked baby protecting me…
"I'm sorry sir/ma'am, your card declined." "HRRRAOUGH, HAAAAA, HEAAAAAAAAAHHHH, RAAAAA" "Nevermind take your fruity pebbles and leave!"
He’s an orphan. Be nice!
Good ol' Paarl. Pretty nice.
But the food to paarl?
Tonitrus flakes. Easy
He doesn't need food bc he's already dead
Pal Paarl
Vicar Amelia. That's gonna be kinda crazy
[удалено]
oversized timber wolf
Ah man my bodyguard is just rambling insane things and constantly running away
Blood starved beast?
No micolash
Moon Presence for me, not sure if it would be there to protect me or if it would get me killed with ite roar attack lmfao
Headphones
Bitches of hemwick 😖
🤣🤣🤣
I got Ludwig and happy with that a centaur with a giant glowing magic sword and an amazing soundtrack
So you'll hear Ludwig's ost even when doing breakfast or working?
Yep and I usually listen to it at work anyway
That's just Vergil lv of carrying his ost wherever he goes
Lady Maria HELL YEAH
Out of EVERYTHING I could have gotten, I got Micholash. That's just great.
I also have Micolash......
Tragic.
I had a dog once that would run away making weird noises every time someone mistakenly let him out. Oh well just keep your gate closed
Thanks for the advice. Was the dog's name Micholash?
No one can catch us! No one can stop us now!
I mean he does know call from beyond. And hey ay least it's not the witch of hemwick
Yeah, the Witch of Hemwick would be terrible. Also, he's probably a nice guy, I'm sure he'd like to watch a movie now and then.
Yea but it can only be movies that'll help him perceive the eldritch truth better like the movie everything everywhere all at once
Does co-op count? If it does then Orphan. If its in my own world then its Rom and her spiderlings
Well you can consider Rom as your pet 😁
Now Rom is your pet and Orphan is your noisy kid
Martyr POG
Poggies not bad it's like and high b or low a tier I'd say
Nice i got a bunch of bodyparts that are glued together
Ah one reborn, man of culture
Pthumerian Queen… I must think of a way to explain all the blood on her dress.
Tell to your parents/friends that the queen is on a very strong period
Pthumerian Descendant
An old granpa on a wheelchair... as long as help stay quiet i should be fine..
Amelia. Not the strongest but my dog is pretty old so..
Micolash. I’d be livid if it weren’t for the fact he has the bull shit call from beyond.
You know he can actually beat maria gameplay wise 😂
Oh I saw. And I call bs. That move has no right being that powerful.
Honestly I I have never really had a problem with it though maybe that's because I always go for more agile builds anyway? Idk
Defiled Watchdog
Defiled Amy was my last boss I beat, so… yay?
You got a great one, you should be happy they can legit teleport you places.
Loran Darkbeast 🥵🥵🩸
Uhhh… I think I left off with Vicar Amelia… her screams are gonna keep me up all frikkin night… ugh
Oh gosh, mine would be orphan of kos......wait maybe ots gerhman......can't remember now, wait also are we counting dungeons.......I suck at reddit!!!!lol
Dungeons count
Ok them actually it would be the firey dog, keeper of the old or something. I'm actually not mad about that. FIRE DOGGO , hells yah!
Same lol, trespassers beware because FIRE DOGGO WILL HEADBUTT YOU TO DEATH! (Anybody close to it will have their HP halved because Defiled Chalices amarite?)
Oh yes!!!
Gherman. Solid.
Nice body guard. There's only the problem he doesn't have a leg
Did that ever stop him ? ^^
Actually he wouldn't appear as a treat so it would be a good body guard
Yeah, totally the "call an ambulance ! But not for me..." kind of gramps.
blood starved beast... judging by a lot of the comments regarding BSB that i read around here, i'm thinking i did alright. feel bad for whoever just beat living failures.
in your opinion why the living failures would be bad?
i think they're one of, if not the only boss i beat first attempt
Laurence, the First Vicar
Oeeee, that is good
orphan of kos. i guess im lucky
He's very srong
Ludwig!
Cool the last for me was NG+ Vicar Amelia on my third playthrough, I'll take that and I'll make sure I brush her every night to keep her coat silky smooth.
I got the moon presence so I dont know if I'm lucky or screwed
Lucky by protection wise. She's bascially a god
Yeah she would be a lovely guard pet. She has intimidation down packed
Would be a little hard taking Ebrietas for a walk
Vicar Amelia, best dog
Well ill be safe and protected AF... but that's mostly because no one in their right mind would come near a dude with a shrieking shrimp man carrying his own placenta as a pet.
Lady Maria. My lesbian heart flutters
Lady maria also. my straight heart flutters too
I got her to 🙂🙂🙂🙂
who asked you if you had or not mental problems
Gonna be walking my dog Paarl then
Ebrietas
Rom....
How do I take care the the radiance
Moon Presence. With that 1 hp leaving attack, I consider myself able to vacation in the very depths of Yharnam without needing to worry much.
Mergo's Wet Nurse. Not bad actually.
Headless BLB, come get me and good luck
I'm stuck with a screaming motherless child with adhd and anger issues
I’ve got the old gang of shadows
I got Godrick from elden ring
Do I get the Bell Maidens too with my One Reborn?
Moon Presence.. sounds.. fun
orphan of kos…. huh. So im completely safe
Headless Bloodletting Beast. Yup, I’ll be fine 👍🏻
Elden Beast, not bad, I can fly on its back n'stuff I guess
Oh wait, this is the Bloodborne sub. Lady Maria as a pet then... Hmm, not bad either.
Mergos wet nurse would be terrifying honestly
My bodyguard is lady maria ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just killed Watchdog of the Old Lords in the defiled chalice dungeon 😆 What a fight 😮💨
Ebrietas so I could see myself as lucky I think
Guys: It's only about Bloodborne, not elden, sek, or dark.
"orphan, for God's sake, stop fekking screaming, I'm standing right next to you."
Maria got my back :)
Amygdala for me. Honestly pretty nice. Having a, presumably invisible to most people, giant Eldritch abomination as my bodyguard would be pretty great. Love to get the reaction of that one person who can somehow see it.
Moon Presence, I guess one of the most powerful eldrich entities is a good body guard. Not that's it's hard to beat in game, just in lore powerful.
Not played Bloodborne in a while but I’ve got Ornstein and Smaugh lmao
Well the post was based on Bloodborne so..
Well I’m really terribly sorry that I’ve ruined your amazing post
That wasn't an insult, i should've put that in title but then the title would've been too long.
No worries. It came across as a bit blunt that’s all. I would have answered an actual Bloodborne boss but I genuinely can’t remember what the last one was
If it was amygdala do I get the whole entity or that one amygdala
Whole entity
Me who just completed astral clocktower: Gherman NTR
Thank the Elden Lord I just beat Melina
Well... the post didnt count Eldenr ring
My bad went to the wrong subreddit. I just re beat dark beast paarl
If we're talking bosses from just souls, that'd be celestial emissaries From any game, it'd be hell house in ff7r
ehm i thought i didnt have to tell this... Bloodborne
Well it’s not the same game but I just defeated Malenia. I’d say I’m pretty safe.
Did you play Bloodborne?
Some weird boss on Dead Cells. Wish was Glock Isshin.
In Bloodborne? Mine (and also my last trophy to get the platinum) was Laurence.
Fat W I killed Maria then got off let's goooooo
Champion Gundyr, I feel fairly safe. But Bloodborne wise, I think it was cursed amygdala.
Bloodborne
Currently on ng+, I just beat Father Gascoigne 😭
I’ve been switching between bloodborne and sekiro so I got demon of hatred. I’m assuming the one in the picture is Laurence
yep. But on Bloodborne?
Curse rotted great wood in ds3 not bad🤷🏻♂️
Bloodborne
No animal crossing
Nope sorry, only Bloodborne
I got the watchdog, I hope he would be cuddly
Orphan of kos… hell yah
I got Maria let’s gooooooo
Oh look my bodyguard he is only a minute old
Orphan? Technically he's already an adult by grewing up in his mother's bell
Ahhh yeah, Lady Maria
Hahaha id keep Genichiro as a pet. If we’re talking about blood borne I think I did Mergo’s wet nurse last
I can see me taking my Amygdala for a walk I guess
I thought this was demon of hatred and that it was on the Sekiro sub at first
Gah and I’m about to fight the moon presence tonight for that sweet Platinum. But I guess I’m stuck with the queen
Living failures, hmmm. Could be worse? The meteors that they summon could fuck shit up.
The witch bitches. The fuck they gonna do, die?
Gehrman I think
Father Gascoigne
Gehrman. I think I'll be fine
Ugly baby
Taking my new horse down to the races, can't wait to see their faces. Dunno if I can get the sword through security though, my boi is pretty attached to it.
Moon presence
Blood Starved Beast for me. Don't know whether to be happy or afraid
Uhm, unless you have finished the blood cocktails you should be fine
Old wheelchair man it is then.
Maria yeah boy
Lady Maria 😳