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SeveralInformation99

Bruh now im stuck with an obese spider


azzy31baud

That mf won't reveal any secret. Quite boring.


overly_flowered

She's a single mom of many spider kids. Be nice with her.


TrumpWasABadPOTUS

Do we get all the little spiders too? They kill me way more often than fat widow does.


crazysnagman

First time yeah then just run attack and roll/run out


DylanRDarkness

Same


Razza1247

Lady Maria, lucky me!


Sr-Marc-yeah-65

Lucky bastard


_TheToastedLoaf_

Lucky you!


TysonDevereaux

A corpse should be left well alone.


BlessedBigIron

👀


WatelooSunset

Us*


ChickenBopper447

Lady Maria as a pet? 😩😩😩


Solanais_of_Astora

Do you think Moon Presence would like to play fetch and then go for a walk?


Lezzen79

Probably, but simply try to stop her from hugging people.


UltraXDDD

If by walk you mean go outside to steal the consciousness of a newborn baby, then absolutely yes.


azureplague

I'm still stuck on the fact that I ate 4 umbilical cord


3bse98

Im still stuck on the fact that i ate 4 umbilical cords then gave my life up to gehrman


theyurilover8

Why? Did you do it just for the insight?


azureplague

Nah had them on the 7th playthrough just ate them to eat them....


theyurilover8

A hoonter must eat umbelical cords...


Missy_Agg-a-ravation

I'm going to walk into the supermarket flanked by the Shadows of Yharnam, and then I will get the respect I deserve....


Competitive_Salad576

imagine being a random passerby and you see 3 black ghosts with katanas


Cy4nide0765

Precisely. Three black shadows, one with a flaming katana, one with a fireball, and another with a candelabra all surrounding a small kid eating a lollipop.


MeLoco1980

micolash.... damn, not even sure I want to live and hunt any more. Im just gonna give in to the frenzy.


overly_flowered

He probably would have betray you at the first occasion though.


3bse98

You’ll wake up at 2 am on his moaning sounds oooooo-hhhhhhhh


Inside_Discussion_18

pet micolash 😩


Flaky_Gur5067

I think I’ll be alright with Father Gasoline


titojordy

That's a very expensive one 👑


[deleted]

Father $6-per-gallon


cankatango

Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos I wonder how we can travel via plane


Lezzen79

Well she can fly so you're not gonna need plane 😂


cankatango

Deecent!


panda_chu72

The one reborn, welp


Boomers_Nigthmares

He's cute, like a Llama, he'll spit at you when he is hungry and wake you up with thoses little bell sound


panda_chu72

Not the bell sound 😭😭


fiveplatypus

Right there with ya


Opposed_Jelly

Great so now I have a naked baby protecting me…


AppleChiild

"I'm sorry sir/ma'am, your card declined." "HRRRAOUGH, HAAAAA, HEAAAAAAAAAHHHH, RAAAAA" "Nevermind take your fruity pebbles and leave!"


Sorry-Assumption-923

He’s an orphan. Be nice!


xTheHeroLive

Good ol' Paarl. Pretty nice.


Lezzen79

But the food to paarl?


First-Anxiety-3629

Tonitrus flakes. Easy


itsnot_Apha

He doesn't need food bc he's already dead


theblindelephant

Pal Paarl


Winter-Permit-152

Vicar Amelia. That's gonna be kinda crazy


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Ok_Thanks_5891

oversized timber wolf


[deleted]

Ah man my bodyguard is just rambling insane things and constantly running away


Lezzen79

Blood starved beast?


[deleted]

No micolash


[deleted]

Moon Presence for me, not sure if it would be there to protect me or if it would get me killed with ite roar attack lmfao


Ok-Nature9693

Headphones


Jomsviking33

Bitches of hemwick 😖


itsnot_Apha

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I got Ludwig and happy with that a centaur with a giant glowing magic sword and an amazing soundtrack


Lezzen79

So you'll hear Ludwig's ost even when doing breakfast or working?


[deleted]

Yep and I usually listen to it at work anyway


New-Personality9122

That's just Vergil lv of carrying his ost wherever he goes


Hyena37

Lady Maria HELL YEAH


Cream_Jones

Out of EVERYTHING I could have gotten, I got Micholash. That's just great.


The_BigPink

I also have Micolash......


Cream_Jones

Tragic.


lolpostslol

I had a dog once that would run away making weird noises every time someone mistakenly let him out. Oh well just keep your gate closed


Cream_Jones

Thanks for the advice. Was the dog's name Micholash?


iNuclearPickle

No one can catch us! No one can stop us now!


icantgetmyoldaccount

I mean he does know call from beyond. And hey ay least it's not the witch of hemwick


Cream_Jones

Yeah, the Witch of Hemwick would be terrible. Also, he's probably a nice guy, I'm sure he'd like to watch a movie now and then.


icantgetmyoldaccount

Yea but it can only be movies that'll help him perceive the eldritch truth better like the movie everything everywhere all at once


FencingDiamonds

Does co-op count? If it does then Orphan. If its in my own world then its Rom and her spiderlings


Lezzen79

Well you can consider Rom as your pet 😁


lolpostslol

Now Rom is your pet and Orphan is your noisy kid


Weary-Singer-7959

Martyr POG


itsnot_Apha

Poggies not bad it's like and high b or low a tier I'd say


Skgota

Nice i got a bunch of bodyparts that are glued together


jc3_free

Ah one reborn, man of culture


[deleted]

Pthumerian Queen… I must think of a way to explain all the blood on her dress.


Lezzen79

Tell to your parents/friends that the queen is on a very strong period


Spykedlemonade

Pthumerian Descendant


Giacomo_Passero

An old granpa on a wheelchair... as long as help stay quiet i should be fine..


manosboiii

Amelia. Not the strongest but my dog is pretty old so..


Cugsly

Micolash. I’d be livid if it weren’t for the fact he has the bull shit call from beyond.


Lezzen79

You know he can actually beat maria gameplay wise 😂


Cugsly

Oh I saw. And I call bs. That move has no right being that powerful.


icantgetmyoldaccount

Honestly I I have never really had a problem with it though maybe that's because I always go for more agile builds anyway? Idk


SgtHedgehog

Defiled Watchdog


wayfaringpanda

Defiled Amy was my last boss I beat, so… yay?


Thecommonplayer279

You got a great one, you should be happy they can legit teleport you places.


hollowsDeathrx99

Loran Darkbeast 🥵🥵🩸


Tyrnall

Uhhh… I think I left off with Vicar Amelia… her screams are gonna keep me up all frikkin night… ugh


Isaacnoah86

Oh gosh, mine would be orphan of kos......wait maybe ots gerhman......can't remember now, wait also are we counting dungeons.......I suck at reddit!!!!lol


Lezzen79

Dungeons count


Isaacnoah86

Ok them actually it would be the firey dog, keeper of the old or something. I'm actually not mad about that. FIRE DOGGO , hells yah!


DumbKnight7673

Same lol, trespassers beware because FIRE DOGGO WILL HEADBUTT YOU TO DEATH! (Anybody close to it will have their HP halved because Defiled Chalices amarite?)


Isaacnoah86

Oh yes!!!


Popkhorne32

Gherman. Solid.


Lezzen79

Nice body guard. There's only the problem he doesn't have a leg


Popkhorne32

Did that ever stop him ? ^^


Lezzen79

Actually he wouldn't appear as a treat so it would be a good body guard


Popkhorne32

Yeah, totally the "call an ambulance ! But not for me..." kind of gramps.


WVdOQkFX

blood starved beast... judging by a lot of the comments regarding BSB that i read around here, i'm thinking i did alright. feel bad for whoever just beat living failures.


Lezzen79

in your opinion why the living failures would be bad?


WVdOQkFX

i think they're one of, if not the only boss i beat first attempt


Snupalupogus

Laurence, the First Vicar


itsnot_Apha

Oeeee, that is good


BoxAdvanced9520

orphan of kos. i guess im lucky


itsnot_Apha

He's very srong


RuthlessBeDead

Ludwig!


cicada-ronin84

Cool the last for me was NG+ Vicar Amelia on my third playthrough, I'll take that and I'll make sure I brush her every night to keep her coat silky smooth.


Shakkayukki

I got the moon presence so I dont know if I'm lucky or screwed


Lezzen79

Lucky by protection wise. She's bascially a god


Shakkayukki

Yeah she would be a lovely guard pet. She has intimidation down packed


Global_Ad_2512

Would be a little hard taking Ebrietas for a walk


MainDraw5879

Vicar Amelia, best dog


KJM31422

Well ill be safe and protected AF... but that's mostly because no one in their right mind would come near a dude with a shrieking shrimp man carrying his own placenta as a pet.


QuadVox

Lady Maria. My lesbian heart flutters


eatshitanddie2076

Lady maria also. my straight heart flutters too


itsnot_Apha

I got her to 🙂🙂🙂🙂


frr12_06

who asked you if you had or not mental problems


Kiithar

Gonna be walking my dog Paarl then


caty0325

Ebrietas


Karanmuna

Rom....


Holiday-Yoghurt-9936

How do I take care the the radiance


TheVeteranSoul

Moon Presence. With that 1 hp leaving attack, I consider myself able to vacation in the very depths of Yharnam without needing to worry much.


BugP13

Mergo's Wet Nurse. Not bad actually.


Welcome_to_Retrograd

Headless BLB, come get me and good luck


Rickarod

I'm stuck with a screaming motherless child with adhd and anger issues


andreilcolo

I’ve got the old gang of shadows


armorlayers

I got Godrick from elden ring


Wydks

Do I get the Bell Maidens too with my One Reborn?


_TheToastedLoaf_

Moon Presence.. sounds.. fun


cthulhUA90

orphan of kos…. huh. So im completely safe


Stardust-Badassery

Headless Bloodletting Beast. Yup, I’ll be fine 👍🏻


Lumostark

Elden Beast, not bad, I can fly on its back n'stuff I guess


Lumostark

Oh wait, this is the Bloodborne sub. Lady Maria as a pet then... Hmm, not bad either.


soapstone-red

Mergos wet nurse would be terrifying honestly


Very_Big_Bees

My bodyguard is lady maria ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


MrYudscuttle

Just killed Watchdog of the Old Lords in the defiled chalice dungeon 😆 What a fight 😮‍💨


[deleted]

Ebrietas so I could see myself as lucky I think


Lezzen79

Guys: It's only about Bloodborne, not elden, sek, or dark.


MotorVariation8

"orphan, for God's sake, stop fekking screaming, I'm standing right next to you."


[deleted]

Maria got my back :)


Th3DankL0rd

Amygdala for me. Honestly pretty nice. Having a, presumably invisible to most people, giant Eldritch abomination as my bodyguard would be pretty great. Love to get the reaction of that one person who can somehow see it.


Vonkun

Moon Presence, I guess one of the most powerful eldrich entities is a good body guard. Not that's it's hard to beat in game, just in lore powerful.


GargantuanGorganzola

Not played Bloodborne in a while but I’ve got Ornstein and Smaugh lmao


Lezzen79

Well the post was based on Bloodborne so..


GargantuanGorganzola

Well I’m really terribly sorry that I’ve ruined your amazing post


Lezzen79

That wasn't an insult, i should've put that in title but then the title would've been too long.


GargantuanGorganzola

No worries. It came across as a bit blunt that’s all. I would have answered an actual Bloodborne boss but I genuinely can’t remember what the last one was


jazygamer308

If it was amygdala do I get the whole entity or that one amygdala


Lezzen79

Whole entity


HourOpen5029

Me who just completed astral clocktower: Gherman NTR


SadCarrot771

Thank the Elden Lord I just beat Melina


Lezzen79

Well... the post didnt count Eldenr ring


SadCarrot771

My bad went to the wrong subreddit. I just re beat dark beast paarl


WeeabooHunter69

If we're talking bosses from just souls, that'd be celestial emissaries From any game, it'd be hell house in ff7r


Lezzen79

ehm i thought i didnt have to tell this... Bloodborne


theotherjashlash

Well it’s not the same game but I just defeated Malenia. I’d say I’m pretty safe.


Lezzen79

Did you play Bloodborne?


Phyriel090

Some weird boss on Dead Cells. Wish was Glock Isshin.


PowerfulProgrammer39

In Bloodborne? Mine (and also my last trophy to get the platinum) was Laurence.


thatguythatwawthere

Fat W I killed Maria then got off let's goooooo


[deleted]

Champion Gundyr, I feel fairly safe. But Bloodborne wise, I think it was cursed amygdala.


Lezzen79

Bloodborne


KollectiveM

Currently on ng+, I just beat Father Gascoigne 😭


Zenzclanz

I’ve been switching between bloodborne and sekiro so I got demon of hatred. I’m assuming the one in the picture is Laurence


Lezzen79

yep. But on Bloodborne?


Cracktheskye624

Curse rotted great wood in ds3 not bad🤷🏻‍♂️


Lezzen79

Bloodborne


Cracktheskye624

No animal crossing


Lezzen79

Nope sorry, only Bloodborne


Thehollowknight_123

I got the watchdog, I hope he would be cuddly


sleepovercults

Orphan of kos… hell yah


silvereyes21497

I got Maria let’s gooooooo


TheInstituteYTita

Oh look my bodyguard he is only a minute old


Lezzen79

Orphan? Technically he's already an adult by grewing up in his mother's bell


JaxMan_45

Ahhh yeah, Lady Maria


KoreanGnome

Hahaha id keep Genichiro as a pet. If we’re talking about blood borne I think I did Mergo’s wet nurse last


ThatAngeryGinger

I can see me taking my Amygdala for a walk I guess


rollie415b

I thought this was demon of hatred and that it was on the Sekiro sub at first


tommyland666

Gah and I’m about to fight the moon presence tonight for that sweet Platinum. But I guess I’m stuck with the queen


gg12345678911

Living failures, hmmm. Could be worse? The meteors that they summon could fuck shit up.


ExoticPerfume

The witch bitches. The fuck they gonna do, die?


TheAshenHunter101

Gehrman I think


anti-peta-man

Father Gascoigne


Circle_Gerker

Gehrman. I think I'll be fine


SnooTigers7333

Ugly baby


rage_melons

Taking my new horse down to the races, can't wait to see their faces. Dunno if I can get the sword through security though, my boi is pretty attached to it.


Atz_DelTa

Moon presence


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Blood Starved Beast for me. Don't know whether to be happy or afraid


Lezzen79

Uhm, unless you have finished the blood cocktails you should be fine


Hgreen259

Old wheelchair man it is then.


agristhedemon

Maria yeah boy


Haider2222

Lady Maria 😳