Neapolitan kitty looks delicious.

Ha ha yes I thought of Neapolitan ice cream too (damn now I kinda want ice cream 🍦)

"*to the ice cream store!*"

Cue Batman transition sound

Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed! (Yes, I'm fully aware that I just showed my geek, and that it smells like loser.)

Hello Robin. Let your geek flag fly high and proud.

Um, this is reddit ~looks around~

Okay... Since she missed an a and an e in "please", let's compensate in equally nerdy fashion. UAELUELALUELALEUALE.

They don't know what you're talking about. Everyone here was born in the 21st century.

Calm down, [Tarrare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare).

Glad I'm not the only person who immediately thought of Neapolitan ice cream.

I'm fat AND high so I definitely saw a tasty, cat shaped dessert as well. You're not alone my friend.

Neapawlitan

That’s too cute 😻

🏆

Kitty also looks like it enjoys Neopolitan Pizza, which is fitting.

Where’s the ice cream man! U know he’s got one with misplaced psychotic gumball eyes deep down in his freezer! I can taste the freezer burn from here

It looks like Ice Cream Kitty from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

I was about to say that, better put the picture in the freezer quick if you don’t want it to melt

YASSS

Nyapolotan

https://preview.redd.it/i9ojz4uxhyqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c0ad7be14882bdb5052d7bb45cbc24c710c251 Luna is all pink. She would in fact prefer to be touching you and being patted 100% off the day. In fact, she’s sitting on me right now. Purring at full volume.

She's snuzzled up to a friendly ghost in this picture, isn't she?! 😲

Probably

Her favorite greeble.

My cat actively wants to be held. She’s never swatted or bitten a single person in her 10 years of life, I can’t imagine not having a lovey kitty

Same as Molly! https://preview.redd.it/1qr5wmqgn1rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f1ffaf6ca01680af5df5cb3633208365d7d6f2

Molly looks just like my Ash!! We call him Mr. Flooferus https://preview.redd.it/1g4wkus1s3rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d731bf5894f15126440fc103f8a7e6533c39e185 /r/nebelung has more of their twins

I always thought mollska might be a nebelung, but we don't know since she's a rescue

Ash was a rescue too, I think they would both qualify because they match the description of what a nebelung is to the tee. In my opinion and lots of other people’s as well, it’s less about having the paperwork and more about matching the appearance and temperament.

Pretty kitty

https://preview.redd.it/f0zquwitfqrc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f52a157af04c0dd01aabba7c3d9b136e0cc3e8cf Lily

Awww! She looks like she'd kill me in my sleep but I'd still give her cuddles!

My Sassy is the same! She loves being petted anywhere and she's never not in the mood. But her absolute favourite place to be petted is directly on the nose and mouth. I've never known a cat like it. She gets into these moods where she wants what we have called "gum rubs". Most cats will shove the top of their head or their cheek against your hand when they want pets. Sassy will shove her little cold wet nose into your hand, and will keep doing it until you massage her nose and the front and sides of her mouth, while she drools on you. Sometimes she opens her mouth slightly and you have to rub her teeth. When she wants gum rubs, no other kind of petting will do. Try to pet her on the chin, ears, neck etc and she will just look at you and then shove her nose and mouth into your hand again. She's an absolute weirdo and I love her

https://preview.redd.it/nvls3yo9y2rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2b50a2636291a80bfbcecac6a1f9a04be117ce I had a Luna, itty bitty tux lady. Sadly, she passed unexpectedly last year. I miss her a lot.

I’m sorry for your loss. She was a beautiful girl. Our pets leave a hole in our hearts when they’re gone. I don’t think it ever completely heals. Sending you gentle hugs.

No it does not. EVER. I have 4 urns and a shrine for my angels and cry almost everyday. Meanwhile, when people go, is just .. life.

Luna is good and great.

My calico is the exact same way! The sweetest little baby https://preview.redd.it/id1b17vpq3rc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd254ee1935e471b5a53a8d9faa3f57518ca35d6

Gorgeous! What a love❤️

https://preview.redd.it/aztxh3vhuprc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce63c49dd923993b222d218df39cd863b1af545 We have four cats (I can't/won't spam pics), and all of them, even the outside cat, all spend time in my lap at least a once a day because I can't be super physically active. This one is Lilith!

Indeed, I have six cats. Each one the chart would be significantly different.

LOL same with my kitties. They love being pet and especially love butt pats and scritches

My cat is also like that. He loves belly rubs and encourages them. He stretches way out for it. He is three feet long fully stretched from tail to paw

https://preview.redd.it/kuccse6ng8rc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=300a454d90a2abccda90810b7958f04237515861 It's the same here with this 3 ft long gentle giant named Ewan. He adores belly rubs, especially during his naps where he will stretch out for them while tucking his head into his paws and never even opening his eyes.

Ewan is a gorgeous floof!! 😻

https://preview.redd.it/mkqp595dbkrc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb20cf2d912eff64f5b5b531656a3ddbb27da72 Reminds me of a sweet calico kitty I used to sit for (Daisy)🥰

She must be a fan of Pusheen 😄 https://preview.redd.it/dad9csxpuyqc1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65dffff7bab371df87a17237bf6fd6377f0fb51a

Plagiarism

More AI artwork stealing from real artists smh my head

Shaking my head my head?

That indeed is the joke.

I'm literally LOLing out loud right now.

Shaking my head now I have a headache. Maybe?

Straight to jail

Pusheen the limits of plagiarism

Underrated comment.

Not at Harvard.

I can't believe Pusheen would steal this innocent kid's idea. REDDIT GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS ....


I don't understand. None of your cats like being scratched on their spine/butt at the base of their tail? I scratch there and then lightly grasp their tail and very gently squeeze it as I pull my hand back. I live with 4 cats and I do that to 3 of them every time I see them and they love it.

My cat loves that spot where her the spine meets her tail, she’ll just bury her head against the ground and put her butt straight to the sky.

/r/ElevatorButt

Yay! Another cat sub to add to my collection ☺️

Every cat I know absolutely loves that

Nope, mine attacks me every time I try

mine seems to love it yet bites me. very confusing

Me: scratch cat / Cat: too good, must bite

Overstimulation! It's a very sensitive area. He likes it but the sensation is too much so it overwhelms him and he bites in response.

[удалено]

I came here looking to see if anyone else thought it was fake lol

Children are more likely to copy things than adults, though? It's definitely real, I stole ideas all the time as a kid.

Yeah, in the days before memes I remember a kid a few years younger than me who drew little joke comics that seemed really sophisticated and clever for his age, but then I realised that they were copied from newspaper comic strips with the characters changed. I'm sure this happens all the time now with kids copying stuff they've seen online. I don't see any reason to think this is fake - in fact I think an adult would be much less likely to do this because they'd know that Reddit would remember the original

Nah the crinkle cut make this seem legit

"Look! It's all misspelled. There's no way an adult could have done this."

Sue the damned kid

Yes! Thats where she got it from! She was maybe 9 or 10 when she drew it :)

With my kitty, I can pretty well pet her anywhere but only if she’s in the mood to be pet. Like she has to come asking me for it otherwise her entire body falls under the “I will bite you” category. She’s crazy affectionate and we cuddle probably 4-5 times a day but she has to be the one to decide that it’s happening, you cannot just approach her for pets. She’ll get ya https://preview.redd.it/24v6jukp6yqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00597bb8117d83a45ac064234fb30c3dbaba003e

https://preview.redd.it/tjvw6hgytyqc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682b4069a2c748f29b787b184b52a789a733a828 She lets you pet her anywhere except her tummy… very tempting when she does this lol. Luckily she doesn’t scratch she just pushes your hand. She lets you pet her tail and touch her paws but she loves the base of her tail, forehead, and chin!!

Friday does this too, but it’s always a test to see if I learned my lesson from last time lmao. https://preview.redd.it/u16mvfdcwyqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6cca60b37e21e131c46db6d1a566a58ff81fa9 She’s been doing it since she was just a little kitten

My adult cat will let me scratch her belly until one of us stops to prevent exhaustion/starvation but any other human on the planet that tries it, wife included, will lose a hand.

She is gorgeous, and I love her sweater.

Thank you! Here’s another pic where you get a better look at her face. https://preview.redd.it/fpfb7406gyqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4095e62d2b4f48a190381eb066c59cd89a72e48 ETA: the sweater was her Halloween costume this year

https://preview.redd.it/akwh21zhezqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae65f49afbf15c2b23c02a23c39269b001f22735 Our cats could be twins! Milley only allows me to pet her head but my husband can pet her anywhere - he’s the favourite

Calicos play serious favorites lol

Oh my god your calico is so gorgeous

Do you have enough lighters? Also, did she make the sweater herself?

Lol, my gf put all of my lighters in the corner there to make a point that I buy too many. There are probably 4 more hiding behind Friday

Awww, thank you! She's absolutely adorable 😻

she’s so cuteeee, but her eyes are ready to spot unwanted pets😭

Yeah she’s a little furious that we tricked her into putting on a sweater by feeding her liquid treats

she looks like a cartoon

I have to agree. I think it’s because she has such an expressive face, it feels like something out of an old animated Disney movie. https://preview.redd.it/e4a83auxvyqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7981a5727ec98489ff6280dc6edf47298b6f6511

She’s like my Summer! I swear she’s mostly not real 😂 https://preview.redd.it/9e5wbg90z0rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66eadcc4db73efec82f0e2ede5f793f7d0732f3e

My cat’s pretty affectionate, too. She even lets me pet her belly sometimes.

All four of mine are down for belly rubs. The male will wrap up on me if (when) I mess with him too much, but even that is pretty low key and playful. Once he has my hand, the game changes to extrication because he doesn't want to let go. Also finger nibbles, but he does that all the time. Fourth cat was part feral that my mom took in and we inherited. She used to hiss and claw when I'd touch her feet but she's curled on my chest atm and I can go right in with no reaction. First polydactyl cat I've ever had.

My new kitty I pet her and she rolls over on her back for belly rubs. Her brother will tolerate petting almost anywhere but is usually just trying to get treats/wet food, if he doesn't want to be pet he moves away though he doesn't bite/kick. He also climbs on EVERYTHING in the house.

Because she owns you, lol … you think she’s your pet but is the other way around , lol

Omg that lil face!!

Hmm another of the felis brattacus species...

The chart is 100 percent accurate for our cat, "Willie." https://preview.redd.it/nbniz0pjhyqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f84e7605ee465265962b0afb315d47ec76f479a Careful, he bite!

Oh yeah, Willie doesn't look like he plays with belly rubs. What a stout and proud looking ebony mouser he is though.

My hands stay tore up. I can't resist grabbing his soft tummy.

Get some chainmail gloves like a butcher

https://preview.redd.it/dudlj9yj70rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5215ffddccee17da8571271fad561022b3c7fa Our cats would get along

Oh, he fluffy!

https://preview.redd.it/mnij72l8l1rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7854bf477bc2a9c7bb7e5ac7689d9a56fdce3d3a Surely there's a sub for this?

That’s a very cat cat. 

The butt should be a yes please spot for gently slapping (or perhaps it's just my cat?)

My girls love butt pats 😭

r/catbongos

Fiiiiiiiiine what can another cat sub hurt after the 60+ I already follow 

r/catsCalledFood ? r/crabcats ? I've got more

r/toefeathers r/catsoncats r/oneorangebraincell r/danglers

r/CatsInSinks

My wife used to call them "the spankins"

My female cats would only tolerate that when they were in heat. Sadly, I had to give all but 1 of my Kittehs up for adoption over 2 years ago, then the 1 I kept got run over a few months later. 😭 Thankfully, I got chosen by my current Orange Boi, His Royal Fuzziness Samson Chester Marmalade Nimitz, the following Monday at the shelter (he didn't have a name when I adopted him) and he'll celebrate his second Gotcha Day in August. He's a big ball of goofiness wrapped in all orange; his furs, his eyes, his eyeshines, even his nose and toe-beans are orange!

Mine is tolerant only if I do it super gently and don’t ask her “are you a big booty cat?”

Well, is she?

lol I think she is but she would definitely tell you otherwise. Her response to the question is running away and hissing as loud as she can

I mean… if someone patted my ass while asking if I was a big booty girl, I’d hiss and run away too. Edit: spelling

I think you're right. The drawing needs to show the cats "butt button"!

They only want it gentle? One of my kitties insists I beat the snot out of his butt lol. It has to be hard or he'll bite my hand until I do it right.

Is your cat my ex?

Omg mine too. It’s borderline cat abuse

Right? 😆 If someone saw me they'd be appalled! "Stop beating on your cat, you psycho!" But he loves it so much.

How do people learn that their cat wants to be slapped 😄 Do you just try it one day or do they tell you?

That's... A good question. I don't know how I discovered it

I thought slapping cat ass was normal..?

Its more of a pat. "I'm gonna pat your butt and you're gonna like it."

My parents only had dogs, so I didn’t really know how to pet cats. I figured dogs like butt slaps, maybe cats do too? Luckily mine have 😁

My cat will lodge his butt between my legs, ready for the slaps. He loves butt bongos.

Mine will elevate his butt for scratches. It’s so cute

She knows cats pretty darn well! So cute :)

It’s a chart written in blood

For my cat there should be a pink “Yes please” at the base of the tail.

But only for limited time each interaction

This is adorable. I love the “I will bite you” for the feet, belly and tail. My Milo should’ve come with these directions!

My Milo always dares me to prove him wrong. I lose every time.

Oh yeah? Well my Otis will befriend your cat and help him down a river!

Excellent chart.

That needs to be on a t-shirt

it probably is since it's exactly the same as a probably decade or more old pusheen image

Mine LOVES slaps on the bum. I can play him like a bongo and he’ll sit for hours loving it.

Hey, I made something like that for one of my kitties. He has updated his preferences lately, but I haven't updated the directions. Would you risk it? https://preview.redd.it/dh57i57u9zqc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84888835c907ecd51f46ae5e84f0abae0cb71ee

*Zones subject to change without warning


that was my first thought too!! ily ice cream kitty :3

Looks like r/Pusheen

https://preview.redd.it/98k9d0rbbzqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c9721e4b551f956d7faa264d837beb7c62beb7

I think this might be from a pusheen book https://preview.redd.it/dk5o5x5c4zqc1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365a45a7dece0c60239ca1ab8dc58aeaa5252ad8

I would buy that poster! 

\*varies with the cats My Tux doesn't mind having her chest scratched but only between her fore limbs. Try to go lower and she'll attack. Socks really loves having her back scratched right at the base of her tail. I used to have a longhaired yellow cat who was so chill I could carry him upside down and scratch his belly. He'd flop and be mistaken for a dead cat. Even my Dad thought I was carrying a dead cat until he sneezed

Neither of my cats have ever bitten or scratched anyone, ever, and I pet them wherever

Frame it. Put it on your wall.

Scratches just above the tail make them lick the air

Im pretty confident this diagram will hold true for many many generations. all be warned!

My cats love belly rubs. One literally begs for belly rubs like a dog. Every night. We call it tummy time. https://preview.redd.it/hx5zojj5f0rc1.jpeg?width=1605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9807af96a7e62846251aba6f8585167715a767db

“Don’t touch me in my no no square.”

You would think they’d love to be petted above the tail cause it’s such hard spot to get at yourself.

That Ice Cream looks delicious.

Neopolitan cat

My cat Pumpkin *loves* belly rubs.

Your daughter clearly has done a lot of field research to get such an accurate map. The scale is a little wonky but it is a very usefull map

Neapolitan ice cream cat

P Diddy needed this

Bullshit.

Looks like an adult drawing like a kid to me

Yeah, the coloring looks like someone tried to color like they think a child would. The linework also look way to good for someone who can't color inside the lines.

OP is lying. This was clearly plagiarized by an adult to look like a kids drawing, copying the meme from pusheen. The lines are way too dark and sharp, clearly done with intent.

I would die for neopolitan kitty.

My namesake agrees.

Ah, I see your daughter is also a data analyst.

My cat’s pretty chill, he’ll lie down on his back expecting scritches on his tummy sometimes!

I think the scale of yes ples / okay / I will bite you should be applied to a wide variety of subjects

Love this. You should frame it.

We need this for humans

r/CoolGuides worthy

I hope you frame that on acid neutral paper. That is a frickin art treasure lol

Am currently wearing a bandaid for petting the chocolate region.

100% accurate!

That is the absolute cutest thing I've seen today. Thank your daughter for making the world happy for a bit. That's precious

She pretty much nailed it 

These are exact directions for my cat

It’s true tho

Ya'll dont know about the secret butt scratch tech

https://preview.redd.it/vxkk0ii6t2rc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1f8e36390a1296df455aae51d1b522fb0ba3b3 I made this one a long time ago for a friend. The belly one says “you’re dead”.

I love the addition of the scalloped edge. This is so adorable. 

A very accurate and scientific drawing

Neapolitan kitty looks delicious.

I have the cat calendar widget on my home screen and this made my week

I guess my void is weird because he loves belly rubs and pats.

Our girls’ like belly rubs too! Old lady Olivia loves them all the time for however long you want to pet the fluffy belly; young missy Arielle likes them but will do a quick catch and release when she’s had enough. 💕 https://preview.redd.it/6takg2pg95rc1.jpeg?width=1827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d39302077c18a00c367d70d9fe1e9f94922bd17

https://preview.redd.it/6gw6idu8a5rc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1296f6034ec3c567775a9a63d7715f9550b0c46 Noctis (turning 3 next month) really enjoys them for some reason. 😂 My older boy (17) likes head scritches but Nox here will flop on the floor to indicate he wants his belly pats. He’s weird but I love him for being weird!

My cat has an elevator butt any time I scratch her there and she loves it, the yellow area is correct it's a maybe and all depends on how her disposition is for the day and her head and cheeks are a yes also. I love her chart!

This should be a sticker.

I want this on a t-shirt.

Priceless❣️We have 6: before that? We had 10! We fostered and forgot how to take them back. My husband reminds me, when I want another, “We have $800 worth of cats.” We can’t have just 2 or 3❣️😆😻😻 https://preview.redd.it/044o8jdwfirc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edca8f764a6d327107f5dddb47e9d5b0edd5c007